Little Johnny Goes To His School Camp

[Fishy]

One night Little Johnny was really scared sleeping by himself at camp, so he sprints out of his tent and runs to his teachers tent and asks "Miss can I please sleep with you tonight ?".

His teacher replies "NO"

Johnny moans and says "But my mummy lets me".

"OK then, just for tonight" the teacher replies.

Johnny jumps into bed with her and asks "Miss can I please play with your belly button with my finger".

She again says "NO".

"But my mummy lets me" says Johnny again.

"Well I suppose it's OK" replies the teacher.

Things are silent for a few minutes until the teacher leaps up screaming "THAT'S NOT MY BELLY BUTTON"

Little Johnny replies "It aint my finger either".

[Switch]

:rofl: good ol' little Johnny

[MSTRS]

Now we know who little Johnny is....he used to sing for BonJovi !!

[NotaGoth]

lmfao!!!!!!! nordy..lol

[bugjuice]

ahhhhh..... reminds me of school camps...
and no, i didn't go to an all-boys school.. I was smart and went to the all-girls school

[Sniper]

I was banned to an all boys school. Aparently the girls couldn't concentrate with me there

[Fishy]

I was banned to an all boys school. Aparently the girls couldn't concentrate with me there

Of course they couldn't concentrate with you trying to stick in their earholes :corn: :Pokey:

[Sniper]

Of course they couldn't concentrate with you trying to stick in their earholes :corn: :Pokey:

I was young, how was I meant to know

[Fishy]

its all about trial and error eh mate :) never stop trialing though :banana:

[Sniper]

its all about trial and error eh mate :) never stop trialing though :banana:
I had to when I met MissSniper she *ow* beats *ow* me *ow* when *ow* I *ow* dont *ow* be *ow* sensitive *ow* to *ow* her *ow* needs.

[ukbandit]

One night Little Johnny was really scared sleeping by himself at camp, so he sprints out of his tent and runs to his teachers tent and asks "Miss can I please sleep with you tonight ?".

His teacher replies "NO"

Johnny moans and says "But my mummy lets me".

"OK then, just for tonight" the teacher replies.

Johnny jumps into bed with her and asks "Miss can I please play with your belly button with my finger".

She again says "NO".

"But my mummy lets me" says Johnny again.

"Well I suppose it's OK" replies the teacher.

Things are silent for a few minutes until the teacher leaps up screaming "THAT'S NOT MY BELLY BUTTON"

Little Johnny replies "It aint my finger either".
you funny:rofl:

[ukbandit]

:rofl: good ol' little Johnny
he gets about abit dont he the lucky bastard:banana:

[Switch]

he gets about abit dont he the lucky bastard:banana:
haha sure does... i :not: to him

[froggyfrenchman]

Now we know who little Johnny is....he used to sing for BonJovi !!


"G" rated site!

[BuFfY]

Note to self... don't let little boys sleep in tent with me when on a school camp!

Naughty lil Johnny!

[MSTRS]

"G" rated site!
Huh?
I referred to David LeeRoth and 'Hot for teacher' - before your time, young'n?

[strayjuliet]

no, i didn't go to an all-boys school.. I was smart and went to the all-girls school

Driving past Hamilton girls high school the other day with my 3 year old boy in the car I hear this little voice from the back of the car saying "mummy I go there older"

How do you explain to a 3 year old boy that its an all girls school and that he can't go there???


that being said schools cannot by law discriminate against sex, religion or race.

[Karma]

I had to when I met MissSniper she *ow* beats *ow* me *ow* when *ow* I *ow* dont *ow* be *ow* sensitive *ow* to *ow* her *ow* needs.

Oh dear... bit whipped there are we?

Liberal application of the back of a hairbrush to the aforementioned MissSnipers arse should clear that up in no time.

You'll either be single, or in charge... win win situation really :D

[froggyfrenchman]

Huh?
I referred to David LeeRoth and 'Hot for teacher' - before your time, young'n?

released before my time, however i eat, breathe and sleep classic rock. I understood what you were getting at, just making sure you didnt go into a detailed personal expericane about being hot for teacher