What's the difference... [Archive]

Fishy

12th May 2006, 08:08

Between a Priest and the manager of the Beconsfield mine?

One gets his miners stuck in a shaft.............:doobey:

The Beast

14th May 2006, 16:05

The other gets his shaft stuck in minors...<_<

14th May 2006, 16:20

Tee hee hee

Hitcher

14th May 2006, 18:05

The other gets his shaft stuck in minors...<_<
Thank you for completing the double entendre. We may not have got it otherwise.

Coyote

14th May 2006, 19:34

Thank you for completing the double entendre. We may not have got it otherwise.
Well I sure as hell didn't get the joke untill he explained it

hXc

14th May 2006, 19:36

Fishslayer - Some friendly advice: GET A FUCKING BIKE MAN

The Beast

14th May 2006, 20:23

Thank you for completing the double entendre. We may not have got it otherwise.

My pleasure, Mr. Hitcher

UrbanMyth

14th May 2006, 21:01

ha he he....

Fishy

15th May 2006, 08:33

Fishslayer - Some friendly advice: GET A FUCKING BIKE MAN

Saving for one at the moment. Insurance only just payed out on my last one last week.

Hitcher

15th May 2006, 08:42

Well I sure as hell didn't get the joke untill he explained it
Now that is just sad. See how you go with this one then:

"What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?"

"The rooster clucks defiance."

FzerozeroT

15th May 2006, 11:01

"A lawyer eats chicken for tea!"

Coyote

16th May 2006, 16:02

Now that is just sad. See how you go with this one then:

"What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?"

"The rooster clucks defiance."
Well I was just taking the piss before, but no I don't get that one

The Beast

16th May 2006, 16:34

niether do I....:mellow:

mstriumph

16th May 2006, 16:36

Well I sure as hell didn't get the joke untill he explained it

:confused: was it a joke?

Hitcher

16th May 2006, 19:42

niether do I...
Tragic.

The rooster clucks defiance
The lawyer fucks de clients...

Should I try another one?

Swoop

17th May 2006, 11:02

Tragic.

The rooster clucks defiance
The lawyer fucks de clients...

Should I try another one?
Your efforts are wasted here...
Dot to dot puzzles might go down well though...

The Beast

17th May 2006, 19:08

Tragic.

The rooster clucks defiance
The lawyer fucks de clients...

Should I try another one?

Yeah, give us another go.

Hitcher

17th May 2006, 20:16

Yeah, give us another go.
What's the difference between a duck?

Coyote

17th May 2006, 20:21

What's the difference between a duck?
It's got one leg both the same and when it walks its head wobbles together.

Hitcher

17th May 2006, 20:26

Correct!!!

Maha

17th May 2006, 20:29

Whats the difference between an egg and a beetroot??

Sketchy_Racer

17th May 2006, 20:29

I don' ged it?

Coyote

17th May 2006, 20:37

You're kidding me RG, right?

Hitcher

17th May 2006, 22:43

Whats the difference between an egg and a beetroot??
You can beat an egg...