sick one

[ukbandit]

whats red and white crawls around the floor and slurps
baby chewing a razor blade

[SN4PD]

whats red and white crawls around the floor and slurps
baby chewing a razor blade

Sick! :shit:

[ukbandit]

Sick! :shit:
i liked the earlier unedited post ha ha :killingme

[UrbanMyth]

eep!thats gotta hurt.Good ol' Baby jokes

[Fishy]

whats red, sit in the corner and gets smaller and smaller?


A baby using a potatoe peeler as a hair comb. :laugh:

[WickedOne]

What's green, furry and sits in the corner?


Same baby 5 days later.:sick:

[MSTRS]

It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of E-coli bacteria found in faeces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of shit. However, we do not run that risk when drinking beer (or rum, scotch, wine or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

WATER = SHIT

BEER = HEALTH

Free yourself of shit, drink BEER!!! It is better to drink beer and talk shit than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information, I am doing it as a public service.

Have a nice day...

[WickedOne]

It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of E-coli bacteria found in faeces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of shit. However, we do not run that risk when drinking beer (or rum, scotch, wine or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

WATER = SHIT

BEER = HEALTH

Free yourself of shit, drink BEER!!! It is better to drink beer and talk shit than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information, I am doing it as a public service.

Have a nice day...

I like the way you think:headbang:

[MSTRS]

I like the way you think:headbang:
Ahhh....fink....*hic*...tink....ahhh....bugrit.... :drinkup:

[ukbandit]

What's green, furry and sits in the corner?


Same baby 5 days later.:sick:
LOL:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: nice one:Punk:

[Macktheknife]

Baby jokes!
What black and frizzled and goes 'tap tap tap'?
A baby in a toaster oven!

Whats more fun than pinning babies on a washing line and spinning them round really fast?
stopping them with a spade!

Whats black and frizzled and sticks to the wall?
a baby pissing in a power point!


I accept no responsibility for these disgusting jokes, they were forced from me by the voices.

[Fishy]

hahahahaha nice one mate!. Baby jokes are great!.

[MSTRS]

Try unloading rice with a pitch fork.....

[Macktheknife]

Its all about timing!

She was in the kitchen doing the boiled eggs for breakfast.

He walks in.

She says, "You've got to make love to me -- this very moment."

He thinks, 'This is my lucky day,' and gives it his all on the kitchen table.

He says afterwards, "What was that all about?"

She says, "The egg timer's broken."