Police have double standards

[Streetwise]

Hello all. Ive been informed that the police can have a motorcycle licence in two weeks from never riding before, Has anyone heard of this,???? :Police:

[ZeroIndex]

Hello all. Ive been informed that the police can have a motorcycle licence in two weeks from never riding before, Has anyone heard of this,???? :Police:
hmm.. where did i leave that application form..

[spudchucka]

Hello all. Ive been informed that the police can have a motorcycle licence in two weeks from never riding before, Has anyone heard of this,???? :Police:
Thats utter rubbish. I've helped a few work mates get their bike licences and they have to go through exactly the same graduated system that anybody else does.

[Ixion]

There are police members on this site who had to serve their time on 250s. Old wives tales, methinks.

[Smorg]

I heard that cops sacrifice virgins on the eve of every full moon. Has anyone else heard of this?

[onearmedbandit]

Come on spud, the games is up now. Admit it, you guys get preferential treatment for everything. Licences in two weeks, immunity from narcotic importation crimes, cheap hookers, special medicine to keep you fit (same as the doc's get themselves, when was the last time your doctor was off sick huh?) and healthy, transmitters to control traffic lights, shit you probably even know who killed JFK and where Hitler is living. 'fess up, we want to know.

[NC]

I heard that cops sacrifice virgins on the eve of every full moon. Has anyone else heard of this?
mORE THAN ONCE!

[onearmedbandit]

Your caps lock button is on NC....

[NC]

Your caps lock button is on NC....
THanks dude :msn-wink:

[spudchucka]

Come on spud, the games is up now. Admit it, you guys get preferential treatment for everything. Licences in two weeks, immunity from narcotic importation crimes, cheap hookers, special medicine to keep you fit (same as the doc's get themselves, when was the last time your doctor was off sick huh?) and healthy, transmitters to control traffic lights, shit you probably even know who killed JFK and where Hitler is living. 'fess up, we want to know.
Can't let away too many company secrets, I wouldn't want to get on the bosses list of naughty piglets.

[NC]

Can't let away too many company secrets, I wouldn't want to get on the bosses list of naughty piglets.
:killingme

[Squeak the Rat]

Thats utter rubbish. I've helped a few work mates get their bike licences and they have to go through exactly the same graduated system that anybody else does.
Bloody double standards! Oh wait, they're the same. Suffered from PCB - premature cop-bashing. As you were.......:p

[spudchucka]

mORE THAN ONCE!
Can you be a virgin more than once?

[NC]

Can you be a virgin more than once?
Hehe!

Depends how many times you become a born again christian :headbang:

[spudchucka]

Hehe!

Depends how many times you become a born again christian :headbang:
Snap - we have the same number of posts - 3279, but I've just fucked that up by posting this.

[NC]

Snap - we have the same number of posts - 3279, but I've just fucked that up by posting this.
Haha:laugh:

[Streetwise]

mmmmmmmmmm obviously a few cops on here. Well the funny thing is people. It has and is happening within the ranks. Dont worry im not trying to pick on the brotherhood of the law,.

[Streetwise]

very denfensive arnt we.

[NC]

Meh!
I really don't see it as a problem, because. I don't think I would jump on a big bike in two weeks of getting my licence like that.
They wouldn't allow it.

[Ixion]

Actually, while the CBTA course was available, any over 25 year old could (in theory) get a full licence in two weeks, from never having ridden. Doubtful any did in practice, but possible. Maybe is where the rumour started?

[Finn]

Actually, while the CBTA course was available, any over 25 year old could (in theory) get a full licence in two weeks, from never having ridden. Doubtful any did in practice, but possible. Maybe is where the rumour started?

I went from 0 to full license in 2 months using the CBTA course. 2 courses, a month in between plus some LTSA red tape. Then went out and picked up a litre bike.

This is just wrong, but I like it.

[NC]

I went from 0 to full license in 2 months using the CBTA course. 2 courses, a month in between plus some LTSA red tape. Then went out and picked up a litre bike.

This is just wrong, but I like it.
Jesus!...........:mellow:

[FzerozeroT]

I know thats how it was going in hamilton, two consecutive weekends at the CBTA and you could then go and pick up your new Harley FXHCDZZWTF and ride it away

[Streetwise]

that might be the case but its not a rumour. its a fact.

[Smorg]

this one time at band camp....i bought a litre bike

[TheDark]

I heard that cops sacrifice virgins on the eve of every full moon. Has anyone else heard of this?
unlikely - where do they find them? :drinkup:

[The Pastor]

Cops get free drugs, they get them off my dad every friday afternoon.......

[Hitcher]

I heard that cops sacrifice virgins on the eve of every full moon. Has anyone else heard of this?
Not in Eltham, they don't.

[Hitcher]

Can you be a virgin more than once?
Destiny Church thinks so. They run a "retraining" programme for inadvertently ruptured teens...

[The Stranger]

Hello all. Ive been informed that the police can have a motorcycle licence in two weeks from never riding before, Has anyone heard of this,???? :Police:

I don't wish to sound rude, but, put up or shut up.

If you are going to level an accusation please be prepared to support it.

[marty]

apparantley they get their gun licences for free too. not that they need them though - their police mates just turn a blind eye anyway to caches of ak47's etc :)

[marty]

also, i heard that there's some members of the public riding bikes that are bigger than their conditions allow! SOME don't even have a licence at ALL. and some, just quietly, HAD a licence, but lost it cause they were naughty, but they still ride. ummmmmm

[marty]

I don't wish to sound rude, but, put up or shut up.

If you are going to level an accusation please be prepared to support it.

come on, this IS kiwibiker.co.nz after all. since when have facts got in the way of a good story? it's much easier to bitch on here that actually make a complaint of substance.

[Lou Girardin]

Cops need licences?
Well I never!
You just need a bike to go with that unnecessary licence now spud.

[Insanity_rules]

Bloody hell, bring back the CBTA :mega:

[Streetwise]

I don't wish to sound rude, but, put up or shut up.

If you are going to level an accusation please be prepared to support it.

Hello all. Ive been informed that the police can have a motorcycle licence in two weeks from never riding before, Has anyone heard of this,????


If you read the heading above i didnt accuse anyone of anything. I said i got some info and asked if anyone new about it.

[Streetwise]

Why do you want the CBTA back?? did you run the courses.

[madboy]

Well I heard that there were some cops given exemptions to ride bigger CC bikes specifically so they could ride the "work" hacks on their learners. I've also heard lots of other things that were obviously false, so I reserve judgement on how true this particular rumour is. Which is disappointing, cos I haven't read a decent cop bashing thread in days. Has someone got some facts we can start a good bashing with? There was that loser drink driver who caused that prang up AUckland way that used to be a cop? Can we start on that one??

Regarding the CBTA, I went from start to finish inside 3 months. And that was mainly scheduling and laziness issues (mostly on my part) that meant it took that long. Could be someone who happened to be employed as a cop decided to get his learners on Monday, did the CBTA restricted the next monday, then the CBTA full the following Monday. OMG - hate it when those bastards do what we do. Double standards all right.

[Karma]

I got my licence in the UK in two weeks. Zero to hero baby!

Direct Access is a wonderful thing :D

[marty]

that might be the case but its not a rumour. its a fact.

i'm pretty sure this is an accusation.

or is it just a fact that it's a rumour?

i had heard that 17% of cops get their licence without even having to have a test ride.

i also heard that 63% of stuff you read on the internet is true.

or was it false?

i can't remember.

oh that's right. it was true.

i think.

[Streetwise]

Well I heard that there were some cops given exemptions to ride bigger CC bikes specifically so they could ride the "work" hacks on their learners. I've also heard lots of other things that were obviously false, so I reserve judgement on how true this particular rumour is. Which is disappointing, cos I haven't read a decent cop bashing thread in days. Has someone got some facts we can start a good bashing with? There was that loser drink driver who caused that prang up AUckland way that used to be a cop? Can we start on that one??

Regarding the CBTA, I went from start to finish inside 3 months. And that was mainly scheduling and laziness issues (mostly on my part) that meant it took that long. Could be someone who happened to be employed as a cop decided to get his learners on Monday, did the CBTA restricted the next monday, then the CBTA full the following Monday. OMG - hate it when those bastards do what we do. Double standards all right.

And they wonder why the level of crashes are rising in new zealand.

[Streetwise]

i'm pretty sure this is an accusation.

or is it just a fact that it's a rumour?

i had heard that 17% of cops get their licence without even having to have a test ride.

i also heard that 63% of stuff you read on the internet is true.

or was it false?

i can't remember.

oh that's right. it was true.

i think.

Take it as you like it.

[The Stranger]

If you read the heading above i didnt accuse anyone of anything. I said i got some info and asked if anyone new about it.

Sorry, someone with the same login as you posted this

"that might be the case but its not a rumour. its a fact."

I was merely asking you to support this "fact"

[Smorg]

Sorry, someone with the same login as you posted this


I hate it when that happens

[spudchucka]

It has and is happening within the ranks.
No, its not. Police don't issue drivers licences these days, the only people committing that type of fraud are ex MOT traffic cops who are now employed by licence testing agencies.

[spudchucka]

very denfensive arnt we.
Very stupid aren't we?

Are you going to re-name the thread, "Streetwise has no standards - Believes any bullshit he hears and posts it on the net as if it is the truth"?

[Streetwise]

I dont need to support that fact. Im just putting into the realm of pulic opinion to see if anyone else has heard the same thing,

[spudchucka]

that might be the case but its not a rumour. its a fact.
God help us if you find your way onto a jury or even worse, law school.

[spudchucka]

You just need a bike to go with that unnecessary licence now spud.
Working on it, although your mate Greg wasn't much help. He said he would e-mail me some picies of some bikes and never did. Bigger fish to fry I guess?

[Streetwise]

Very stupid aren't we?

Are you going to re-name the thread, "Streetwise has no standards - Believes any bullshit he hears and posts it on the net as if it is the truth"?

My question to you is can you prove me wrong,??? Back to the old thread, ARE KIWIBIKERS ALL DICKS, Well yes im thinking they are, Its not all about rubbing your cock and your mates for that matter, Ive put up a thread that i believe to be true, Not to get bagged for doing it.

[spudchucka]

I said i got some info and asked if anyone new about it.
Then when reliable sources, (me) point out that you are wrong you state that the info you have is a FACT, put up or shut up, show some evidence and I'll withdraw and apologise.

[spudchucka]

Take it as you like it.
No worries, stills smell like bullshit to me.

[spudchucka]

I dont need to support that fact. Im just putting into the realm of pulic opinion to see if anyone else has heard the same thing,
Why the fuck did you ask in the first place then?

[The Stranger]

and I'll withdraw and apologise.

Hmm, the mind boggles.

[spudchucka]

My question to you is can you prove me wrong,???
Police have nothing to do with the issuing or administration of drivers licences, the LTNZ is wholely resposible for this - FACT.

If you believe it to be true then state your sources, allow your reliable information to be tested.

[Squeak the Rat]

Yeah, but the cops have got a secret back-door access to the licencing system. I heard this, prove me that I'm wrong.

Spud - you can't argue with a sick mind. The thread should have been Streetwise Has Double Standards.

[spudchucka]

Yeah, but the cops have got a secret back-door access to the licencing system. I heard this, prove me that I'm wrong.

Spud - you can't argue with a sick mind. The thread should have been Streetwise Has Double Standards.
Our computer system allows us to view the details of a persons licence and we can enter alerts against it when a licence is disqualified etc, thats it. Anything else has to go via the LTNZ.

[Squeak the Rat]

Our computer system allows us to view the details of a persons licence and we can enter alerts against it when a licence is disqualified etc, thats it. Anything else has to go via the LTNZ.
Ahhh, but that's not proof! (BTW - I was taking the piss:))

[Lou Girardin]

Working on it, although your mate Greg wasn't much help. He said he would e-mail me some picies of some bikes and never did. Bigger fish to fry I guess?

I did remind him, I'll have another go.

PM me with your email or mobile number. He's copied them wrong.

[Skyryder]

Can you be a virgin more than once?

Accordingto Bish Tamaki you can.


Skyryder

[Skyryder]

I don't wish to sound rude, but, put up or shut up.

If you are going to level an accusation please be prepared to support it.

Streetwise was just asking a question. Sad day all round when that stops here.

Skyryder

[Motu]

Streetwise was just asking a question.
Skyryder

I think it was answered way back....now he's asking to be proved wrong,he needs to come up with some firm evidence before anyone can prove him wrong or not....

[onearmedbandit]

But Skyryder he said it was not a rumour, but fact. Others (with inside knowledge) have argued otherwise and asked him to back up his 'factual' claim. Then he got all pissy.

[WINJA]

i had a cop tell me that as well but it was back in the acc and mot days and they got the licence after an intensive course for 2 weeks or so , so the training was about 80 hours ,it was reflected in some of their riding especially the nazi chick cop who fell off a few times

[Ixion]

That's a bit different . In my day, anyone could get a full licence in 24 hours. In theory, anyway. Not even sure that you had to wait the 24 hours, and even that was something to do with processing.

[WINJA]

That's a bit different . In my day, anyone could get a full licence in 24 hours. In theory, anyway. Not even sure that you had to wait the 24 hours, and even that was something to do with processing.
I THOUGHT THERE WERE ONLY HORSES IN YOUR DAY

[Ixion]

Nah, they hadn't been invented yet.

[SPman]

I heard that they fast tracked a couple of riders in Wellington a few years ago - not confirmed, but possible - was told to me by an Auckland bike cop...

[Skyryder]

mmmmmmmmmm obviously a few cops on here. Well the funny thing is people. It has and is happening within the ranks. Dont worry im not trying to pick on the brotherhood of the law,.

Yep missed this one. OK Streetwise I supported you now you support me.

I'm open to a PM or you give the details.....................your creds on the line here.


Skyryder

[WINJA]

I heard that they fast tracked a couple of riders in Wellington a few years ago - not confirmed, but possible - was told to me by an Auckland bike cop...
IN REALITY WHO CARES , IF THEY HAD 80 HOURS OF TRAINING THEYD BE GOOD ENOUGH , WITH 80 HOURS OF TRAINING YOU COULD BE A PLUMBER OR GLAZIER OR BRICKLAYER SO WHY NOT BE A BIKEY PIG , BEISDES I PREFER MY ENEMY BEING LESS SKILLED

[Biff]

I know a guy who reckons he can walk into the local massage parlour and get a BJ for half price because his sister works there.

Perks of the trade eh? Shocking. :drinkup:

[Streetwise]

Yep missed this one. OK Streetwise I supported you now you support me.

I'm open to a PM or you give the details.....................your creds on the line here.


Skyryder

No i dont think my credability is on the line at all, The reality here is that a few Cuntstables think they are right due to being law inforcement.

Question: Some policeman are rapists,

I cant prove it but it may be true.

[Motu]

I think that pretty well wraps it up....any questions?

[Lou Girardin]

i had a cop tell me that as well but it was back in the acc and mot days and they got the licence after an intensive course for 2 weeks or so , so the training was about 80 hours ,it was reflected in some of their riding especially the nazi chick cop who fell off a few times

That's partly true. Training was two days a week for 3 months. Including "high speed" road riding with those instructors that weren't sticklers for the limits, some off-road stuff and track days at Manfield.
But the standard was far higher than any civvie had to meet. And m/way cops had to be better still.
Although I still don't know how a guy called "Autumn Leaves" got through.
Or the guy that thought riding home on his patrol bike after his shift wearing a Nazi helmet was not going to get his arse reamed.

[slimjim]

o:headbang: fuck more cop banging:drinkup: :tugger: best leave your news to tv:ride: :laugh: