Moustachios and other facial fanomina [Archive]

Biff

15th May 2006, 21:26

paturoa

15th May 2006, 21:29

some times im just too lazy to shave.

scumdog

15th May 2006, 21:31

Cos I do porn?

And 'cos I CAN.:bleh:

SimJen

15th May 2006, 21:34

too lazy to shave sometimes.....sometimes I only can be bothered shaving half......but mostly it grows better as a goatee. Often I shave and go naked :) depends.
Oh and it tickles vagina's ;)

MrMelon

15th May 2006, 21:37

I want to be a bike cop. I've got a better mo than half the cops I see, so I'm already half qualified!

Biff

15th May 2006, 21:39

Cos I do animal porn?.

Please. Mate. Post a photo of your facial curlies for me. Please. Mrs Biff likes moustachos. And police unifroms. Go on. You the man.:headbang:

kickingzebra

15th May 2006, 21:47

When my hair starts getting long, then having short face hair seems wierd. So it sort of balances out the face. Also whenever I shave my face goes into mental rash mode.
So I rikee the bum fluff

paturoa

15th May 2006, 21:56

is this thread related to the one the other day about "mowing the lawn" - now that was a good thread!

Hitcher

15th May 2006, 21:56

Moustaches? Pah! I fart in their general direction.

Hitcher

15th May 2006, 21:58

Oh and it tickles vagina's
The BDOTGNZA objects to this inappropriate vaginal insertion.

And an appalling misunderstanding of female anatomy. A correctly labelled map is available. On request.

Goblin

15th May 2006, 22:02

Oh and it tickles vagina's ;)
:laugh: You get your facial hair all the way onto a vagina? Wow! That's either one really big vag :clap: or you have a tiny head.:laugh:
Womb Broom!:killingme

kickingzebra

15th May 2006, 22:03

The BDOTGNZA objects to this inappropriate vaginal insertion.

And an appalling misunderstanding of female anatomy. A correctly labelled map is available. On request.

All depends how skinny ones chin is....

Indiana_Jones

15th May 2006, 22:06

The Moustache is a emblem of rugged masculinity

:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

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-Indy

thealmightytaco

15th May 2006, 22:09

I have it cause it turned up.

Do you think you look cool without it or summat?

I'm sorry but I just don't get it.

You pompous git!

Motu

15th May 2006, 22:40

I'm another who hates shaving - it definatly really wants to grow on your face,there seems to be nothing you can do to stop it....so why bother.I took off the beard a few years ago....and sometimes I glance in a reflective window and see some decreped old fart with silver stubble...oh bugger,gotta mow the lawn again.

The mustache has been there along time,so have my ears and nose....all never stop growing for life....

T.W.R

16th May 2006, 00:00

Done the full beard & long hair trip. down to a goatee now days basically just to hide a dirty big scar under my chin (face planted the corner of a ceramic table one night, pissed out of my nut and never bothered getting it stitched up)

ZeroIndex

16th May 2006, 06:43

I'm just too lazy.. oh, and when i do, it normally ends up as *shave head, oh, and face*

phantom

16th May 2006, 07:09

every so often I get lazy and stop shaving but I just end up looking like a 13 year old schoolboy with bumfluff on his chin. Just won't grow - perhaps that's why I look so youthful:laugh: One thing that just doesn't seem right is guys with no hair on top but hair all over their face like an upside down comb-over

DemonWolf

16th May 2006, 07:58

Its normally because I have very sensitive skin, and have a use a new razor or I get a rash and then ingrown facial hair!... thus I can't afford new razor's every second day that I do not clean shave.. though I do use the electric every other day (sometimes).

Devil

16th May 2006, 08:33

Goatee keeps my chin warm and stops my head from looking square :P
Plus, helps keep the wind outta the helmet.

Paul in NZ

16th May 2006, 08:52

Wull...

This is the longest I have ever been clean shaven... But oim a profusseeunull now...

But... I stopped shaving when I left school and at one stage had a beard I could plait which was daft c'os it would whack me when i rode me boik... Regular ZZ Top stuff... Then I had long hair and all the rest as well...

Really, I hated mornings and looking at myself in the mirror first thing.. urgh!

Thankfully, very few pictures remain!

Vicki works for a company that sells razors etc and so I gets them at the right price. My latest wet shaver is a 4 blade thing that vibrates (I kid you not) which does not seem to cut closer than a regular 3 blade but is kinder to the skin.

If you get ingrown hair after shaving, there is a lotion stuff you can use (ingrain or something) which stings a bit but does work. I think it also discourages hair growth so be careful.

When I retire and become un profussionull I intend to grow a kick arse white beard and play santa claus every xmas...

16th May 2006, 08:53

A german woman (who had had quite a bit of psychotherapy ) once told me "You wear zis goatee beard so you look like your mothers c*nt".

I kid you not - that was what she said. I have just been reading Desmond Morris' "Intimate Behaviour" and she might have had something there. :laugh:

riffer

16th May 2006, 09:05

Okay, I'll post a pic. I grew the goatee because I got sick of having a cold chin in winter.

Plus, with its distinguished grey bits it makes me look older than my mental age... :laugh:

16th May 2006, 09:44

Okay, I'll post a pic. I grew the goatee because I got sick of having a cold chin in winter.

Plus, with its distinguished grey bits it makes me look older than my mental age... :laugh:

Good man! Pretty similar to mine (including grey bits). The ultimate facial accessory!

Switch

16th May 2006, 09:46

Makes me look older :msn-wink:

Goblin

16th May 2006, 09:48

I had a discussion with a gentleman a few weeks ago about facial hair. He was an older guy with an almost white goatee and mo. I think you guys are lucky you can grow the stuff and shave some of it and leave other bits. It looks good on most men when it is nicely trimmed. One that makes me laugh is the little skinny bit some guys leave right under the bottom lip, in the middle. I feel like telling the guy he missed a bit while shaving.

ManDownUnder

16th May 2006, 09:54

Okay, I'll post a pic. I grew the goatee because I got sick of having a cold chin in winter.

Plus, with its distinguished grey bits it makes me look older than my mental age... :laugh:

pssst - riff... blow your nose before taking pics from below...

T.W.R

16th May 2006, 10:01

you can grow the stuff and shave some of it and leave other bits. It looks good when it is nicely trimmed. One that makes me laugh is the little skinny bit in the middle.

:killingme :killingme Brazilian anyone ???:killingme :killingme :done:

Eurodave

16th May 2006, 10:02

I grew the goatee because I got sick of having a cold chin in winter.
Plus, with its distinguished grey bits it makes me look older than my mental age... :laugh:

Yeah, wot he said ,cept my goatee is all year round face fuzz:Punk:

ManDownUnder

16th May 2006, 10:07

I used to - the boss had a standing order for one, and I had made her a promise I would... on day... so I did.

She liked it - I didn't. I left it there for 12 months then one day it "fell off".

'side which I looked like Riffer (ask Frosty...)
MDU

Goblin

16th May 2006, 10:12

:killingme :killingme Brazilian anyone ???:killingme :killingme :done:
Hell no! OUCH! Hurts like hell when one hair gets caught in the elastic in the undies...can't even imagine the pain of having all of them ripped out at once:pinch:
Do any of you guys ever get your mo hairs caught in a beer can tab?

Smorg

16th May 2006, 10:14

Some of the most influencial people in the world have facial hair, just think of Saddam. Ive been known to grow a moe or two in my day although alot of people frown upon them on a chick. I think it looks hot

Mental Trousers

16th May 2006, 10:22

Hell no! OUCH! Hurts like hell when one hair gets caught in the elastic in the undies...can't even imagine the pain of having all of them ripped out at once:pinch:
Do any of you guys ever get your mo hairs caught in a beer can tab?

My ex used to get me to do any waxing she needed done - legs, armpits, bikini line ...... I loved it. Nothing like a chick asking you to inflict pain, after all, chicks inflict enough pain on guys!! :bleh: :killingme

emaN

16th May 2006, 10:38

cos it's been there for 14yrs (it's a goat,not a mo')

plus it only leaves a small area to shave - nice 'n quick!
it tends to morph into a scruffy 'beard' during winter too... how's them apples?

Blackbird

16th May 2006, 10:39

I can't look at my wedding photos any more. Mrs B looks a million dollars and I look like a complete pillock with a Zapata moustache and sideburns. Have been clean shaven since 1990. (And I'm extremely reluctant to mention my wedding suit with flared trousers.... wince) :done:

Str8 Jacket

16th May 2006, 10:39

I want to be a bike cop. I've got a better mo than half the cops I see, so I'm already half qualified!

I can confirm that this man has the moustachio of moustachio's! :Punk:

Goblin

16th May 2006, 10:43

My ex used to get me to do any waxing she needed done - legs, armpits, bikini line ...... I loved it. Nothing like a chick asking you to inflict pain, after all, chicks inflict enough pain on guys!! :bleh: :killingme
That'll be why she's an ex:laugh: A relationship is over when you want to inflict pain on one another....unless you're into that B&D/S&M type stuff. :eyepoke:

emaN

16th May 2006, 10:47

(And I'm extremely reluctant to mention my wedding suit with flared trousers.... wince) :done:

you mean you weren't wearing that skivvy from your IOM photos?!
:laugh:

Mental Trousers

16th May 2006, 10:49

That'll be why she's an ex:laugh: A relationship is over when you want to inflict pain on one another....unless you're into that B&D/S&M type stuff. :eyepoke:

nah there's just something satisfying about inflict just a little bit of pain on women in general. After all, guys have to put up with a hell of a lot just for a shag :laugh:

Blackbird

16th May 2006, 10:50

you mean you weren't wearing that skivvy from your IOM photos?!
:laugh:

You'll keep.....:laugh:

Macktheknife

16th May 2006, 10:52

Im a dwarf, its compulsory to have a beard!
I am considered a somewhat more liberal dwarf than many due to only having the goatee and moustache but Im comfortable with my identity and my dwarfmasculinity.

Switch

16th May 2006, 11:14

Matt Bleck

16th May 2006, 11:31

Like most, it's cause I can't be bothered....

Biff

16th May 2006, 13:08

Do you think you look cool without it or summat?

Yup.

Because if I tried to grow a full on facial merkin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merkin) I'd get bald patches over my face. Not cool.

I did have a goatie & a moustacho once upon a time though. But it made me look like a South American bandito.

Macktheknife

16th May 2006, 13:35

Yup.

Because if I tried to grow a full on facial merkin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merkin) I'd get bald patches over my face. Not cool.

I did have a goatie & a moustacho once upon a time though. But it made me look like a South American bandito.
You say that like its a bad thing!
As for the facial Merkin, ummm what does that make your face?????

sels1

16th May 2006, 13:36

(And I'm extremely reluctant to mention my wedding suit with flared trousers.... wince)

Bow tie or cravat? :laugh:

Had a mo for years but when I added the glasses I started looking like Ned Flanders :doh: Last time I didnt shave for a few days on a bike rally when I got home and looked in the mirror I found a whole lotta grays that wernt there last time....

Biff

16th May 2006, 13:39

As for the facial Merkin, ummm what does that make your face?????

I have had people walk up to me and call me a 'c*nt' to my face. Does that answer your question?

SPman

16th May 2006, 13:40

After 30 yrs of full beards, couldnt bring myself to shave everything off..
besides, its a comfort blanket - something to stroke when you're pondering - looking wise and all that........:drinkup:

Str8 Jacket

16th May 2006, 13:42

Had a mo for years but when I added the glasses I started looking like Ned Flanders :doh:

Your gonna regret admitting that Ned... oh I mean Mr Fland... doh, Sels! Just wait till I see you again :laugh:

Blackbird

16th May 2006, 13:44

Bow tie or cravat? :laugh:

Err.... one of Carnaby Street's wide tie specials actually (double wince). That also dates my age pretty accurately:laugh:

scumdog

16th May 2006, 16:29

Hell no! OUCH! Hurts like hell when one hair gets caught in the elastic in the undies...can't even imagine the pain of having all of them ripped out at once:pinch:
Do any of you guys ever get your mo hairs caught in a beer can tab?

Yep, and you'll know it by the sudden gasp and the tears in the corners of my eyes - I always think of Footrot Flats when Pew the magpie pulls out one of Wals nasal hairs when that happens, a-g-o-n-y:pinch: :slap:

Lou Girardin

16th May 2006, 16:57

Yep, and you'll know it by the sudden gasp and the tears in the corners of my eyes - I always think of Footrot Flats when Pew the magpie pulls out one of Wals nasal hairs when that happens, a-g-o-n-y:pinch: :slap:

I heard you did that when you realised the can's empty.

scumdog

16th May 2006, 17:15

I heard you did that when you realised the can's empty.

Only if it was a can paid for by ME!!:laugh:

Magua

16th May 2006, 19:02

I can't stand facial hair, I go at most two days without a shave. By the third it's a raggedy mess. It's looking a lot better than a year ago. I went a month or two without a shave and my work mates bought a razor into work for me one day.

R6_kid

17th May 2006, 01:11

i keep it trimmed, but occasionally let it go a bit. Wierd feeling going from goatie/beard to smooth shave, specially in cold weather like we're getting at the moment.

inlinefour

17th May 2006, 03:51

hazard02

17th May 2006, 08:05

Some of the most influencial people in the world have facial hair, just think of Saddam.

32548

On the other hand, who is cooler than these guys?
32549
ZZ Top :headbang:

keza

17th May 2006, 09:27

have a mo cause then when i go to the brass it will catch the snott when i ride and keep my top lip warm

Skyryder

17th May 2006, 17:43

Do any of you guys ever get your mo hairs caught in a beer can tab?

Some of the shit that passes as beer these days needs filtering thru a mou just to make it drinkable. Like Tui's.................Yea right. :drinkup:

Skyryder

Skyryder

17th May 2006, 17:52

I did have a goatie & a moustacho once upon a time though. But it made me look like a South American bandito.

I use to get a lot of comment how I looked like Che Guevara. That was in my younger days. The only famous person that I could pass for and he gets himself topped by the Bolivians. Now I'm too fucking old. :mad: Mind you my politics in those days were pretty close too.

Skyryder

Skyryder

17th May 2006, 18:02

Why?

Serious question.

Why do you have a moustache or maybe a goatie?

Do you think you look.....cool?

Seriously. I just don't get it. Sorry.

Ok - so if you want to be a highway cop, fairy snuff, it's in your contract. And you goatie (or is is goatee?) types, apart from being slightly right wing or possibly a little 'arty', do you feel.....special?

Photos to share? I wont laugh. Honest.

I've been looking for a new image. The wife's off to France with the daughter for a month or so. Thought I might do something along the lines of the 'Montmarte' look, goatee, pencil thin moustache, beret, striped T shirt etc. All I need is someone to teach me how to play the squeeze box.

Whatch y think?? :laugh: :laugh:

Skyryder

terbang

17th May 2006, 18:42

Ive had a moustache since I was 15 just never shaved it off. Had a Goatee for a while but some Homo in Japan said he liked it while trying to pick me up (jeez that shook me up a bit). Got paranoid about it making me appeal to Gays so I shaved it off and never had one since.

Lias

17th May 2006, 19:03

Had a goatee most of the time since my late teens.

I look about 12 years old and roundfaced with no facial hair for some reason. I also dont look the greatest with a full beard either. Goatee works for me, and doesnt annoy the missus too much (she'd prefer clean shaven but agrees I look right daft with a shaved face, I did it one day for her to prove the point and she couldnt wait for it to grow back, said it was like shagging a chubby cheeked 14 year old)

Macktheknife

17th May 2006, 19:03

Ive had a moustache since I was 15 just never shaved it off. Had a Goatee for a while but some Homo in Japan said he liked it while trying to pick me up .. .
Yeah they say that gays like them 'cause they hide the stretch marks!
So what you're really saying is you are a bit homophobic then huh?
Not that Im judging you understand, I just find it funny that you decide about how you shave based on 1 gay guys opinion. :laugh: :ride:

terbang

17th May 2006, 19:08

terbang

17th May 2006, 19:16

Ive been known to grow a moe or two in my day although alot of people frown upon them on a chick. I think it looks hot

Oooh no. Ive allways liked a women with a decent pelt above her lips..!

Skyryder

17th May 2006, 19:48

Yeah they say that gays like them 'cause they hide the stretch marks!
So what you're really saying is you are a bit homophobic then huh?
Not that Im judging you understand, I just find it funny that you decide about how you shave based on 1 gay guys opinion. :laugh: :ride:

Yep that thought crossed my mind too. Used to get mistaken myself in my teenage days. Once got a job in a coffee lounge and the boss thought I was 'camp.' That was the word in those days that, and faggot or poof. OK un PC but as someone said this place in not a creche. Used to be kindedrgarten. Funny that. From German to French. Wot's bloody wrong with good ol' bloody english............... :mega: nursery??

Skyryder