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ukbandit
17th May 2006, 10:48
I read this story years ago on the net but cant find it now so I will try and relay it as best I can it apparently is true from the states
The report in the newspaper was from a doctor in ER
He said that two people were brought in to ER and on examination one had a severely burned arse and up his hole; the other had a broken nose and two black eyes.
The story goes that they are a couple of gay boys and were indulging in the thing I think is called “FELCHING” (may have this bit wrong) anyway what happened one of them stuck a live hamster up the other ones arse but the thing went up to far.
The one with it up his arse was screaming at his mate to get it out but his mate could not see the thing so he got his mate to pull his cheeks apart and he bent down to have a look up but it was still to dark so he lit his lighter this ignited the trapped gases behind the hamster up his mates arse and it went off like a cannon firing the hamster out like a cannonball straight into his face breaking his nose and giving him two black eyes and singeing off his eye brows whilst his mate got a badly burned arse and poop shute :killingme

Hitcher
17th May 2006, 14:38
Without commenting on the voracity of this totally bogus story, I would like it noted that the practice of placing live animals up one's arse is not called "felching". "Felching" involves the oral extraction of specific bodily fluids via the arsehole. It is non-gender specific. For a more graphic explanation, Google it.

MSTRS
17th May 2006, 14:45
Without commenting on the voracity of this totally bogus story, I would like it noted that the practice of placing live animals up one's arse is not called "felching". "Felching" involves the oral extraction of specific bodily fluids via the arsehole. It is non-gender specific. For a more graphic explanation, Google it.
Possible sp ?? Meant 'flinching' ?? Gotta do something to raise a laugh...

Lias
17th May 2006, 19:13
Generally known as "The Raggot Incident" or "Armageddon" this has been widely reported on for years, and is completely false.

http://www.snopes.com/risque/homosex/gerbil.asp

There have been several fake press releases regarding it,and one apparently genuine radio broadcast (by a DJ, not the newsroom).

Still good for a giggle thou.

ukbandit
17th May 2006, 21:40
Generally known as "The Raggot Incident" or "Armageddon" this has been widely reported on for years, and is completely false.

http://www.snopes.com/risque/homosex/gerbil.asp

There have been several fake press releases regarding it,and one apparently genuine radio broadcast (by a DJ, not the newsroom).

Still good for a giggle thou.
cheers for that your right still good for a giggle:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Ocean1
21st June 2007, 16:32
The story's bogus.

The report's entertaining enough though.

http://www.hoc.org.uk/gallery/funny/armageddon.wav

JimO
21st June 2007, 18:18
perhaps the guys from "mythbusters" can try the old hamster up the bum avec naked flame trick to see if it works or not