How do you score a porn star?

[Colapop]

Go to Jamaca, hang out on the beach, try not to look too much like a used car salesman and Budda bing - Mrs Kelleher...

I know it's old news but I saw her on the telly the other night and I thought "she's pretty hot". When I heard about her 'previous' life (not according to their cell phone) I thought I'd google her and see what came up...! Hmmm... lucky bugger... :shifty:

Ashley Spalding (1st pic) aka Kaylani Lei (2nd pic)

[Fishy]

not bad eh. Been around the cock *cough* I mean clock a few times though

[bugjuice]

I've got a whole book of phone numbers if you want..
stuff like that etc..

[Str8 Jacket]

You should direct Grisdale to this thread Col.... :laugh:

[SimJen]

turns out she's not as innocent as she looks.......she's done 75+ pornos. Lots of lesbo stuff too. Do a search of Kaylani Lei at www.imdb.com for all her flicks.
Not a bad looking chick though ;)

[Colapop]

Something about Byron gettin' a porn star - just seems to be the right match...

[Lou Girardin]

The fuss over her stolen cellphone was amusing. As if she's going to pay to stop dirty photos becoming public.
One upside of dating a porn star is that she could never say, "no I don't do that".

[mstriumph]

..................... she could never say, "no I don't do that".

depends how you punctuate it, Lou :confused:

eg " 'No'? ...... i don't do that" :lol:

[GR81]

whats the story behind all this?

[Smorg]

lets hear it for the asian girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good on him I say, bet he gets heaps of stick from the boys

[Colapop]

whats the story behind all this?
As stated - Byron did good and we're all proud of him...

And his cell phone was lost/stolen with pics and video on it.

[GR81]

ohhh... i missed the 'ages ago' bit.

top notch! :)

[Mental Trousers]

turns out she's not as innocent as she looks.......she's done 75+ pornos. Lots of lesbo stuff too. Do a search of Kaylani Lei at www.imdb.com for all her flicks.
Not a bad looking chick though ;)

mmmm, that one isn't as useful as the other one (http://www.iafd.com/) - apparently. I was told by a friend ....... true story

[The_Dover]

I'd score her about 8 out of 10.

Mind you, I like the look of many a bike. Riding them is an altogether different proposition.

[Lou Girardin]

I'd score her about 8 out of 10.

Mind you, I like the look of many a bike. Riding them is an altogether different proposition.

You might not fall off her though.

[inlinefour]

Spank puts it up on this site, how else would ya get it?:killingme

[Colapop]

You really wanna hook 2nd, 3rd or 4th in her????

[Big Dave]

I'd score her about 8 out of 10.

Mind you, I like the look of many a bike. Riding them is an altogether different proposition.


You sure you don't need lessons?

[The_Dover]

Well, every chassis is different and has it's own handling nuances. Sometimes you just need to experiment a little to find the right lines, a few practice laps then you're away.

Why? You offering or something? Consider yourself a pro?

[WINJA]

The fuss over her stolen cellphone was amusing. As if she's going to pay to stop dirty photos becoming public.
One upside of dating a porn star is that she could never say, "no I don't do that".
JENNA JAMESON DONT DO ANAL

[Skyryder]

You might not fall off her though.

You don't need to with a bike like that. Gravel rash just 'comes' with the territory.

And I have not mentioned the slopy piston syndrome, more 'push' for your bucks.:killingme :killingme

Skyryder

[Lou Girardin]

JENNA JAMESON DONT DO ANAL

It's bloody sad when you know their names. I always thought they were called baby or bitch.
Do you read the cast list or just stalk their websites?

[Finn]

JENNA JAMESON DONT DO ANAL

Oh yes she does.

[Smorg]

theres only a couple of porn stars names i know....

Jenna Jamieson

Tera patrick

Chasey Lane

classy girls all of them, people would do well to take a leaf out of thier book

[GR81]

Jordan Capri
Brianna Banks

yum yum :shifty:

[GR81]

Do you read the cast list or just stalk their websites?
Smorgen is off to the USA soon, so he can sit outside their houses.
dedicated stalker that one!

[SpankMe]

Kobe Tai is definitely my favourite porn starlet. :bleh:

[Smorg]

Kobe Tai is definitely my favourite porn starlet. :bleh:


WOO HOOO!!!! More asian's

[Mental Trousers]

Asia Carrera is still one of my favourites. I'd post a pic but I'm at work and the Networks bunch don't find porn sites amusing for some reason.

[The_Dover]

Sylvia Saint and Taylor Rain.

[WINJA]

Kobe Tai is definitely my favourite porn starlet. :bleh:
THAT LOOKS LIKE A GUY WHATS WRONG WITH YOU , TERA PATRICK AND AVENA LEE ARE WAY HOTTER AND DEFINEATLY WOMAN