Bikers like kittens....with sauce :-)

[notme]

2 new flatmates arrived in the house of Allun and SlashWylde on the weekend......having a (mischevious, devious, troublemaking, naughty, playful, noisy) wee kitten or 2 greet you on your arrival home certainly makes the place a bit nicer! :doobey:

[Beemer]

So cute, funny how so many bikers seem to like cats. Almost every motorcyclist who comes to our place makes a beeline to pat the cats!

[Smorg]

not me I hate other peoples cats.................kittens are ok though

[Colapop]

I like mostly all animals - just like you lot!

[The_Dover]

I hate cats with a passion. Nasty little creatures with no loyalty whatsoever. I think the cretinous little fuckers know it too cos they always come and rub themselves on me and climb on me. Horrible things.

Give me a dog any day.

[Mrs Busa Pete]

There you go guys pussy on tap what more could you wan't

[notme]

Shaved too! :blip: (just been desexed)

[Motu]

We've got one staying with us for a week,he's kinda special - I'll see if I can get a photo tonight,if he stops long enough!

[vifferman]

I'm not too keen on cats, altough with a bit of BBQ sauce or satay they're almost edible.

[Finn]

I'm with Dover on this. I hate cats, especially my neighbors one that pisses in my garage. On 3 occassions my dog has been cm's away from finishing it but just misses. I'll have to file down his paws to get more traction. I once killed a tomcat for attacking a girlfriends cat, not that I minded but we just met so I had to prove my manhood. That night was unforgetable like that Nat King Cole song.

[Smorg]

now where is Mr Ruger huh?

[Edbear]

"The trouble with a kitten is that,
Eventually it becomes a cat!" Ogden Nash.

Dey is cute tho!

[Waylander]

Bikers like kittens....with sauce :-)

They go great with cornbread.

[BuFfY]

Oh my god they are adorable!! I love kittens!!!:love:

Have you named them yet?

[Squeak the Rat]

"So many cats, so few recipies" - bumper sticker spotted on an asian guys car in Manukau :killingme


[Edit:] Cats are smart. Come in, eat, get patted when they want, then bugger off and don't do anything until they want to come back in again. Got us humans around there little claws.

Dogs, now that's a dumb animal. You might as well have kids with all the looking after they need.:dodge: :innocent:

[SlashWylde]

Oh my god they are adorable!! I love kittens!!!:love:

Have you named them yet?

Yep, Bailey is the elder patchy coloured one. Tailor is the Silver Grey.

[notme]

"Appetiser" and "Main" ? :devil2:

[Oakie]

I remember my father telling me about how when he was a POW in a Japanese POW camp in WWII, they caught and ate a cat to suppliment their meagre rations. He said it tasted like coconut.

[Sniper]

Cats are perfectly controllable, people just give in too easily. They will come to you for pats and things and then bugger off when they have had enough. Suits me. Both my cats come when I call them, both know cause when I call them it might mean food or treats.

I had a cat that refused to eat its food cause its fussy, I didnt change the food. I just left the food there until it got hungry enough. The cats not so fussy now, even for a siamese.

BTW, they call me the cat whisperer

[Lou Girardin]

Bikers like cats because they are kindred spirits. Do as they like, when they like.
Dog lovers should stay in cages, where they belong.
Dogs too, for that matter.

[Insanity_rules]

Dogs have owners, cats have staff! I have 3 of them. I've even trained one of them to beg for his dinner. He's 12 and still begs when you tell him to.

[Sniper]

Dogs have owners, cats have staff! I have 3 of them. I've even trained one of them to beg for his dinner. He's 12 and still begs when you tell him to.

Cats or dogs? What have you young panelvan

[GN1NiteStnd]

Cats are cool, except when they still have fleas. Especially when they sit on you while your in bed trying to sleep, and they are scratching away. -Yuck! Try and push them away sleeply but they want food too much, Bastards. This is at 5am in the morning!
Apart from that they are great.

[Insanity_rules]

Cats or dogs? What have you young panelvan

I have 3 Cats, 1 dog, 9 fish and chips. Just kidding about the chips.

[PaddyFZ1]

Dont mind cats, they are good at warming up the bed at night.
Heres a couple of pics of the current kitties.
Dobi is the cat on my bike, Fazer is the other one.

[WickedOne]

Hope this isn't a repost!!!

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[SlashWylde]

...Oooooohhh the pain!!!

[notme]

You should really institute a policy of saying "NO, NO WAY, NOPE, GO TO HELL!" whenever I say "Hey, I have an idea......" :blip:

[Waylander]

hahahaha!!!!!

[Phurrball]

If only they could be trained to warm the seat in winter instead of taking warmth from it in summer eh PaddyFZ1...

Them's some cute kittenses Allun & SlashWylde!

[Winston001]

Mrs. Conclusion : Hullo, Mrs. Premise.

Mrs. Premise : Hullo, Mrs. Conclusion.

Conclusion: Busy Day?

Premise: Busy? I just spent four hours burying the cat.

Conclusion: Four hours to bury a cat?

Premise: Yes - it wouldn't keep still.

Conclusion: Oh - it wasn't dead, then?

Premise: No, no - but it's not at all well, so as we were going away we were going to be on the safe side.

Conclusion: Quite right - you don't want to come back from Sorrento to a dead cat. It'd be so anticlimactic. Yes, kill it now, that's what I say. We're going to have to have our budgie put down.

Premise: Really - is it very old?

Conclusion: No, we just don't like it.We're going to take it to the vet tomorrow.

Premise: Tell me, how do they put budgies down, then?

Conclusion: Well, it's funny you should ask that, because I've just been
reading a great big book about how to put your budgie down, and
apparently you can either hit them with the book, or you can shoot
them just there, just above the beak.

Premise: Just there? Well, well, well. 'Course, Mrs Essence flushed hers down the loo.

Conclusion: No, you shouldn't do that - no, that's dangerous. They breed in the sewers and then you have flocks of evil smelling budgies flying out of people's lavatories infringing their personal freedom!

[Dragon28]

It must be a tough life being a cat

Here are my two cats

[apteryx_haasti]

It must be a tough life being a cat

Oh, I agree. Such hard work - after all that sleeping on the couch, THEN you have to go and sleep on the window seat!