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Colapop
23rd May 2006, 13:59
I have two kids. A son 15 and a daughter 11. I don't consider myself to be an exceptional parent - but neither do I consider myself bad. My son is a pretty good kid, 1st 15, studies well, relatively quiet ('cept when fighting with his sister) and I'm pretty happy with him. My daughter is my baby - but I don't spoil her *tui moment*
Anyway it's hard to know what they're thinking sometimes so when my son gave me the following text to proof read - I was blown away!

"Father Bear
I walk off the field and see him from afar. He sticks out like a sore thumb in the crowd. I slowly walk towards him, waiting for a reaction.

This big grizzly figure starts to walk towards me. His shoulders broad, his wide arms, and his large paws. The only thing that isn't bear-like about him is his head - it's bald. As a matter of fact, he doesn't seem too hairy at all. As he gets closer he seems to get taller like a bear slowly standing from all four paws to only two. His coat covers him, smooth and luminous.

I stand still. My palms sweat and my mouth dries up. Closer, closer he comes as I stand there in awe. I start to shake and quiver, next thing I know, I have a pool of water under one arm and another pool under the other. I see his face, a slight smirk, it makes me think he's either ready to pounce and go for the kill or if he's ready to give me a big bear hug - either way I'll still get crushed.

I go down upon my knee and remove my boots. As I stand up with my boots in hand he stand, right in front of me. A six foot four giant looking over me. My eyes widen and look up, they are as wide as a cat's eyes in the dark. I wait to see what he does.

His arms open and reach around my body, squeezing the air out of me. I catch a whiff of his rugged aroma. He finally releases me, letting suck some air in.

"Bloody good game mate." the words he growls so deep in his voice. At times he scares me with his strength, size and emotion. Behind it all though, I know, he's just a big teddy bear."


I just do what I do, trying not to make too many mistakes. I don't take the credit for their successes. Anyone else have the same sort of thing happen with their kids - read something they've written or hear them talking about you and think "F*ck I wish I was as good as that". It's pretty humbling when ya find out who they're talking about.

Str8 Jacket
23rd May 2006, 14:02
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At times he scares me with his strength, size and emotion. Behind it all though, I know, he's just a big teddy bear."


Thats a pretty good description of you Col!

Sounds like you've got a great son, well done mate!

skelstar
23rd May 2006, 14:04
Thats pretty cool mate. Ta for sharing.
Your son is pretty articulate.

'Rugged aroma'? You sure hes talking about you? ;)

Str8 Jacket
23rd May 2006, 14:05
'Rugged aroma'? You sure hes talking about you? ;)
Yeah, I wouldnt really call that aroma "rugged"... :sick:


(p/t)

DemonWolf
23rd May 2006, 14:08
Cheers for sharing Colapop.. Great story your son wrote.. very impressive.

Well done =)

Sniper
23rd May 2006, 14:14
Good job mate :)

Colapop
23rd May 2006, 14:16
Yeah, I wouldnt really call that aroma "rugged"... :sick:


(p/t)
:Oi: Settle, you.

He's pretty cool alright. Still I see how he can see me like that though.

Str8 Jacket
23rd May 2006, 14:22
:Oi: Settle, you.

He's pretty cool alright. Still I see how he can see me like that though.

haha, what you gonna do? :blah:

Still though kids are definately a product of there upbringing/environment so I say you did good. Ive met your daughter too, shes a pretty cool kid as well - just got to get her on a bike asap!

Colapop
23rd May 2006, 14:27
I'll see you on Friday - we'll 'talk'
As for my girl on a bike, Hell yeah - the sooner the better!

Matt Bleck
23rd May 2006, 14:33
Shit thats gotta give you the warn fuzzies alright, your oblivously doing something right, good on ya!


My kids probably think I'm a grumpy old man....

Switch
23rd May 2006, 15:11
Good ol' dad aye :blah: bet reading that story made you feel proud :first:

WRT
23rd May 2006, 15:25
You do know why he's making out in that story like his old mans some kind of beast, right? Poor kids been scared for life and I have the proof right here . . .

Blackbird
23rd May 2006, 15:26
I overheard my 22 year old daughter telling her mother that she could get anything she wanted from me. Trouble is, she's absolutely right:shutup:

PuppetMaster
23rd May 2006, 15:31
I overheard my 22 year old daughter telling her mother that she could get anything she wanted from me. Trouble is, she's absolutely right:shutup:


:) I have a cat that thinks the same thing, and its true.

PuppetMaster
23rd May 2006, 15:33
You do know why he's making out in that story like his old mans some kind of beast, right? Poor kids been scared for life and I have the proof right here . . .


That cracks me up everytime I watch it.

Blackbird
23rd May 2006, 16:14
:) I have a cat that thinks the same thing, and its true.

Ditto, only 2 of them. Females and felines have similar attributes. (And I'm not saying what they are for fear of losing conjugal rights or being stabbed with a sharp object).

yungatart
23rd May 2006, 16:25
Cool story Colapop -its nice to find out what your kids really think of you - especially when its good stuff. I have had that a couple of times from our yungun' and it sure does feel great. Well done to both of you!

Storm
23rd May 2006, 19:15
To quote the beer ad:

Good onya mate :D