How much are YOU worth?

[Edbear]

Gettin' into bed last night and noticed a $20 note on my bedside cabinet. Quipped to my wife, "You know you don't have to pay me, Dear!" Quick as a flash she grinned and said, "Well, that's all your worth!" Owch! :bye:

[Blackbird]

Hehe - join the club, I'm always getting put-downs like that:angry: Pleased to see that someone else cops it.

[digsaw]

oh guys,wellcome to the club just dont bring yar shit here and clean up when yar leave. :motu:

[Sniper]

I is worth millions.......

(I wish)

[The_Dover]

I'd only be offended if she asked for her change.

[oldrider]

We don't have that kind of stray cash laying about!

I just write Mrs O/r an "IOU" and she just writes on it "Paid in full". :love:

It's worked for us for 42yrs but lately neither of us seem to be able to find the pen. :bye:

[Finn]

There's nothing wrong with paying for sex. We all do in one way or another.

[SARGE]

Gettin' into bed last night and noticed a $20 note on my bedside cabinet. Quipped to my wife, "You know you don't have to pay me, Dear!" Quick as a flash she grinned and said, "Well, that's all your worth!" Owch! :bye:



i usually get an invoice... :shutup:

[ukbandit]

i usually get chased by the farmer:blip: :blip:

[Colapop]

My account has been suspended....:bye:

[ukbandit]

My account has been suspended....:bye:
if the farmer catches me i'll be suspended:bash:

[Edbear]

I just write Mrs O/r an "IOU" and she just writes on it "Paid in full".





Good going! Sometimes she complains I still have balance due...:second:

[XTC]

I'm worth $1.67c incl gst.

[The Beast]

is that plus or including frieght?

[deathstar]

well don't you dare give her a one card or she will be asking why she pays so much for a product that should be thrown out

[inlinefour]

Gettin' into bed last night and noticed a $20 note on my bedside cabinet. Quipped to my wife, "You know you don't have to pay me, Dear!" Quick as a flash she grinned and said, "Well, that's all your worth!" Owch! :bye:

I'm a bastard and are worthless...

[cowpoos]

i usually get chased by the farmer:blip: :blip:

you lil barstard.....now I see where your hiding!!!!!

[Edbear]

Gettin into bed last night, there was over $100 there! Got quite excited, I did for a moment 'till I found out it was Rudy's board money...:doobey:

[NC]

About 100 million, according to the P market

[ukbandit]

you lil barstard.....now I see where your hiding!!!!!
you'll have to be quicker next time cowpoos! i work rearly fast!!!! you know when you hear the things mooooooing and baaaaaaaaing late at nite and you wonder WHAT THE F$#KS GOT INTO THOSE THOSE BUGGERS???? surprise!!!
its me
hahhahahahahahahahaha :nya: :nya: :nya:
you cant catch me na na naaaaa :shake: :shake: :shake: :shake: