Sex or Kiwibiker

[Racey Rider]

Hello. My names Racey,, and Im a,,,,,, :disapint:

I'm a Kiwibikeraholic. :o

This was first brought to my attention 5 minutes ago by my wife of 14 years.

Apparently,, I'm not "Getting it" as much lately because I spend too much time on here. :weep:

If only we had a computer in the bedroom, then one wouldn't have to choose between catching up on the latest mud flinging, lie telling, and KB adventures (in that order), and ...



PLEASE HELP! :cry:

[Hitcher]

To paraphrase the Rider In Black:

"Whole-life balance, Racey-san!"

[Marknz]

go and get some quick... some of us are missing out for all the wrong reasons and you should log off real quick

[Ghost Lemur]

Isn't the chair in front of your computer comfy? :killingme

I've had the comp next to the bed numerous times, but eventually it gets banashed. Use the excuse you want to enable her to watch movies in bed. Make sure there are one or two of her films on it. Then you just forget to take it out. Before you know it you're spending a LOT of time in bed. ;)

[k14]

Damn, that is just too much information.

[SpankMe]

I know where my priorities lie. My GF just called up and wants me to come around for the night. Bloody chat config can wait till tomorrow.

[jrandom]

Now *that's* why I do most of my browsing and posting from work...

[Marknz]

I know where my priorities lie. My GF just called up and wants me to come around for the night. Bloody chat config can wait till tomorrow.

Mate, if that's your girlfriend modelling the KB t-shirts, then I don't know why you bothered even sending that message... Get outta here! :yes:

[Ghost Lemur]

Mine's in Nelson studying atm. :weep:

[Ms Piggy]

go and get some quick... some of us are missing out for all the wrong reasons and you should log off real quick

Yes with ya on that! In fact I'm surprised you took the time actually post!

And here was me thinking that men were always the ones complaining that they weren't "getting enough", yet another myth about boys dispelled. :lol:

[White trash]

I'm not getting any regardless of how much time I spend on here. And I certainly wouldn't be getting it at work anyway. :lol:

SpankMe, I'm with Mark! :D

[RiderInBlack]

The posts will still be there if you don't read them straight away:stupid: Your wife or girlfriend might not:doh: Make sure you keep her "satified":buggerd: or run the risk that someone else might do that for you:gob:

Unless you want to get rid of her, then give us a call :mobile: (promise dirty deeds done dirty cheap:msn-wink: ). Just joking:lol: Cool song but:Punk:

[SpankMe]

Mate, if that's your girlfriend modelling the KB t-shirts, then I don't know why you bothered even sending that message... Get outta here! :yes:

Yep, thats her. I already had my gear on when I typed that and was out the door the second after I hit submit.

[FROSTY]

is it a decision ? Get her her own bike--they shell be on kb as much as you are -sighn of serious addiction--puter in garage with the bike :argh:

[scroter]

Hey Racey Rider sounds like your in a bit of a jam.
I suggest in the middle of your favourite TV program pick her up take her to I dunno the shed(whereever your motorbikes parked) and give her a good rogering on it. One like youd only just met her. This is probably a bit rough for this site I know but you know that if you dont do somehting really special you probably wont be forgiven for a while. :buggerd: :buggerd: :buggerd: :buggerd: :buggerd:

[Cajun]

how that gsxr going scroter, i have to head down your way one day

[k14]

Hey Racey Rider sounds like your in a bit of a jam.
I suggest in the middle of your favourite TV program pick her up take her to I dunno the shed(whereever your motorbikes parked) and give her a good rogering on it. One like youd only just met her. This is probably a bit rough for this site I know but you know that if you dont do somehting really special you probably wont be forgiven for a while. :buggerd: :buggerd: :buggerd: :buggerd: :buggerd:

Hahahahaha, thats brillant. :first:

[PZR]

Hello. My names Racey,, and Im a,,,,,, :disapint:

I'm a Kiwibikeraholic. :o

This was first brought to my attention 5 minutes ago by my wife of 14 years.

Apparently,, I'm not "Getting it" as much lately because I spend too much time on here. :weep:


That is soooo sad. You poor man you, having a nasty "aholicism"like that. You have my deepest sympathies. My advise since you were silly enough to ask is go for a ride on your bike. It'll be lots and lots of jolly fun and should last a lot longer than that awful sex thing (or thats what your wife told me last night anyway). Just be sure to beep the horn when entering the driveway so we (ooops!!) I mean your wife will know you are home.

[Racey Rider]

:gob:
And I thought the'ave been just big rats jumping the fences when I came home! :confused:

[What?]

Racey: does your wife know my wife? Our situations sound kinda similar...

[Kwaka-Kid]

Damn, This one aint too hard, KB aint what it used to be :P But what about which ride could you do without if it came to choosing one and only 1 ride.. the one with wheels or the one with legs?

[Coldkiwi]

not that I'm an expert... but if you boys are having trouble deciding whether or not to get off the computer to go have some good sweet lovin with your wife..... you need a damn fine kick in the pants!

[Two Smoker]

not that I'm an expert... but if you boys are having trouble deciding whether or not to get off the computer to go have some good sweet lovin with your wife..... you need a damn fine kick in the pants!
I second that CK, i post on here more than heaps...... but i still get heaps of lovin' :msn-wink: Its all about priorities and making time........

[Antallica]

G/f gone back home for the weekend many many km's away.

KB it is :D

[Racey Rider]

not that I'm an expert... but if you boys are having trouble deciding whether or not to get off the computer to go have some good sweet lovin with your wife..... you need a damn fine kick in the pants!

We'll see if your still saying that after 14 years with the same woman. :yeah: June 2018 :eek:

[RiderInBlack]

We'll see if your still saying that after 14 years with the same woman. :yeah: June 2018 :eek:
All the more reason to get off the computer and spice things up a little. You heading for affair material if you don't (been there so know). If things are that bad, she's a total bitch, you don't love her (or at least care for her), you have no kids, and living with her is a living hell, then carry on (or better talk to her about seperating), otherwise consider you ass kicked:kick:
PS: please don't take this the wrong way. I don't really know you or your wife, but it sounds like you need some tough friendly advise before the shit hits the fan, OK:wavey:
I have been involved in an affair (beleave me EVERYBODY gets hurt), it would not have happen if her husband had been making an effort.
I've been married to someone that had made my life a living hell, and I am now divorced (still good friends, but glad we are not living together + we had no kids). Beleive me had there been something worth saving, I would have made the effort. Please reflect on that and make a effort:wavey:

[Racey Rider]

PS: please don't take this the wrong way. I don't really know you or your wife, but it sounds like you need some tough friendly advise before the shit hits the fan, OK:wavey:


No worries Mr Black.
FOR THE RECORD!
My wife and I have a good relationship, two lovely kids, and with Gods help, are very committed to a lifelong marriage. :first:
Don't take to seriously everything you read on the internet! :innocent: . . :msn-wink:

[What?]

Don't take to seriously everything you read on the internet! :innocent: . . :msn-wink:
Ummm - what about that comment??? :stoogie:

[SPman]

not that I'm an expert... but if you boys are having trouble deciding whether or not to get off the computer to go have some good sweet lovin with your wife..... you need a damn fine kick in the pants!
You mean there is a choice! Why didn't someone tell me this, years ago!!! :kick: :devil2: :laugh:

[Kwaka-Kid]

KB v Woman...
Woman.
Racing Bikes v Woman...
Racing bikes.
But that probably just means i dont know what im doing.
Hey that could go for both catagories up there?!