Cannibal

[BuFfY]

There are some seriously sick people out there.... but this one is just dreadful!!
Eating another person... But what I don't quite get is that the guy VOLUNTEERED!!
Sick sick sick sick sick!!

What do you think??


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/3286721.stm

[Lou Girardin]

I think that he meant something else when he said "Oh baby, eat me".

[BuFfY]

http://www.francesfarmersrevenge.com/stuff/serialkillers/meiwes.htm

Just found that aswell.... very very sick!!

[Big Dave]

Horace

Much to his Mum and Dad's dismay
Horace ate himself one day.
He didn't stop to say his grace,
He just sat down and ate his face.
"We can't have this his Dad declared,
"If that lad's ate, he should be shared."
But even as he spoke they saw
Horace eating more and more:
First his legs and then his thighs,
His arms, his nose, his hair, his eyes...
"Stop him someone!" Mother cried
"Those eyeballs would be better fried!"
But all too late, for they were gone,
And he had started on his dong...
"Oh! foolish child!" the father mourns
"You could have deep-fried that with prawns,
Some parsley and some tartar sauce..."
But H. was on his second course:
His liver and his lights and lung,
His ears, his neck, his chin, his tongue;
"To think I raised him from the cot
And now he's going to scoff the lot!"
His Mother cried: "What shall we do?
What's left won't even make a stew..."
And as she wept, her son was seen
To eat his head, his heart, his spleen.
And there he lay: a boy no more,
Just a stomach, on the floor...
None the less, since it was his
They ate it – that's what haggis is.

Python, M.

[Eurodave]

Tell you what, those Jerries are right into their pervy fetishes, ever watch that late night science fiction space programme, what was it called????? the one with the blonde chick with the german accent & the doofuss shipmate always trying to have sex with her, but failing & the living breathing spaceship, there was all sorts of freaky stuff going on in that show!!!!:gob: I always got the impression that it was written by german gay bar loiterers

[James Deuce]

Aeon Flux

(10FC)

[Hitcher]

Lexx

(10FC)

[Macktheknife]

AAAHHHHHH HAGGIS, nothing quite like a good bit of haggis!

[Scorpygirl]

Hannibal the Cannibal... eat your heart out mate!!!! :doobey: :killingme

[James Deuce]

Lexx

(10FC)

That's it. They nicked bits off Aeon FLux.

[WINJA]

thats almost as sick as putting this cleavage in front of class full of kids

[Magua]

Jeez, get with the times girl.

"Last Updated: Wednesday, 3 December, 2003, 16:55 GMT "

[BuFfY]

thats almost as sick as putting this cleavage in front of class full of kids


Sorry but how is that sick?!

[Eurodave]

Tell you what, those Jerries are right into their pervy fetishes, ever watch that late night science fiction space programme, what was it called????? the one with the blonde chick with the german accent & the doofuss shipmate always trying to have sex with her, but failing & the living breathing spaceship, there was all sorts of freaky stuff going on in that show!!!!:gob: I always got the impression that it was written by german gay bar loiterers

Yeah!!, 'LEXX' ,thats it!!, quite compelling veiwing yet somehow faintly disturbing in a teutonic extreme fetish sort of way

[oldrider]

There are some sick f**kers out there!
Thanks for "Horace X Python M", BD, lol.
It was welcome dessert after that repulsive main course. :sick:

[WINJA]

Sorry but how is that sick?!
EVEN IN PRIMARY SCHOOL I GOT DISTRACED BY TITTYS LIKE THAT , I WAS MEANT TO BE LEARNING NOT PERVING , AS A RESULT I CANT READ AND WRITE PROPERLY , HOW CAN YOU NOT THINK THAT IS SICK.
DO YOU DRESS LIKE THAT AT SCHOOL?

[BuFfY]

EVEN IN PRIMARY SCHOOL I GOT DISTRACED BY TITTYS LIKE THAT , I WAS MEANT TO BE LEARNING NOT PERVING , AS A RESULT I CANT READ AND WRITE PROPERLY , HOW CAN YOU NOT THINK THAT IS SICK.
DO YOU DRESS LIKE THAT AT SCHOOL?

Well yeah I do dress like that at school... my children are 6 and 7 so they don't really look at my 'tittys'

If you need some help with your reading and writing I am more than happy to help! I need all the practise I can get!!

[WINJA]

Well yeah I do dress like that at school... my children are 6 and 7 so they don't really look at my 'tittys'

If you need some help with your reading and writing I am more than happy to help! I need all the practise I can get!!
IM MID 30'S SO ITS PROLLY TO LATE

[BuFfY]

IM MID 30'S SO ITS PROLLY TO LATE

It's never too late to learn a new skill!!

But I mean... who need to know how to read and write?!!

[Hitcher]

Yeah!!, 'LEXX' ,thats it!!, quite compelling veiwing yet somehow faintly disturbing in a teutonic extreme fetish sort of way
It was a Canadian/German co-production. Even Rutger Hauer of Bladerunner fame starred in it for a while.

[Mr. Peanut]

It's never too late to learn a new skill!!

But I mean... who need to know how to read and write?!!

You could teach me a thing or two :innocent:

[The Pastor]

Today I will meet a gentleman
He likes me so much he could eat me up
Soft parts and even hard ones
are on the menu

Because you are what you eat
and you know what it is

It is my part – no
My part – no
There that's my part – no
My part – no

The dull blade good and proper
I'm bleeding heavily and feeling sick
Although I have to fight to stay awake
I keep eating while in convulsions

It's just so well seasoned
and so nicely flambéed
and so lovingly served on porcelain
And with it, a good wine
and gentle candlelight
Yeah I'll take my time
You've got to have some culture

Because you are what you eat
and you know what it is

It is my part – no
My part – no
Because that's my part – no
Yes it's my part – no

A cry will ascend to heaven
It will cut through hosts of angels
Feather-flesh will shriekingly fall
from the top of the clouds onto my childhood

[jonbuoy]

Ah the other kind of white meat mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...............

[Smorg]

One roast penis with a side of mushrooms please

[jonbuoy]

One roast penis with a side of mushrooms please

How about warmed up with a side of mayo?

[Smorg]

Dude thats disgusting

[Insanity_rules]

Well that gives a new definition to eat my package doesn't it? This world has some sick f#cks.

[jonbuoy]

One roast penis with a side of mushrooms please

And this isn't?

[Smorg]

And this isn't?

I left out the warm mayo conitations....

[jonbuoy]

He He fair enough, I did think I might have gone a bit too far there.

[The Pastor]

One roast penis with a side of mushrooms please


Obviously another kellogs crunchy nut.

["D" FZ1]

What a couple of sickos:sick:

[El Dopa]

Today I will meet a gentleman
He likes me so much he could eat me up
Soft parts and even hard ones
are on the menu

Because you are what you eat
and you know what it is

It is my part – no
My part – no
There that's my part – no
My part – no

The dull blade good and proper
I'm bleeding heavily and feeling sick
Although I have to fight to stay awake
I keep eating while in convulsions

It's just so well seasoned
and so nicely flambéed
and so lovingly served on porcelain
And with it, a good wine
and gentle candlelight
Yeah I'll take my time
You've got to have some culture

Because you are what you eat
and you know what it is

It is my part – no
My part – no
Because that's my part – no
Yes it's my part – no

A cry will ascend to heaven
It will cut through hosts of angels
Feather-flesh will shriekingly fall
from the top of the clouds onto my childhood

Es ist mein Teil – nein
Mein Teil – nein
Da das ist mein Teil – nein
Mein Teil – nein

[Goblin]

Well yeah I do dress like that at school... my children are 6 and 7 so they don't really look at my 'tittys'

Sorry Buffy but WINJA is right. Little boys DO perve at cleavege! It is very distracting for kids to have a teacher showing off her goodies. Your titties on display are affecting kids learning.

[BuFfY]

Sorry Buffy but WINJA is right. Little boys DO perve at cleavege! It is very distracting for kids to have a teacher showing off her goodies. Your titties on display are affecting kids learning.

Oh no I didn't realise that I was hindering learning!!

A few of the boys cryed today cause it was my last day!! I guess they will miss my boobs??

[Goblin]

Oh no I didn't realise that I was hindering learning!!

A few of the boys cryed today cause it was my last day!! I guess they will miss my boobs??
Well if they're on display it does somewhat distract from academic learning. Little Johnny jokes have been around longer than most of us on here.

Maybe they will. Maybe they will miss you more as a teacher .:innocent: Here's hoping.;)

[BuFfY]

I hope they miss me as a teacher and a person... not just for my boobs!!

Was a good day today though... a very sweet class!! And I don't think any of them have the capability to eat another person... so that is a good sign!!

[Ixion]

Oh no I didn't realise that I was hindering learning!!

A few of the boys cryed today cause it was my last day!! I guess they will miss my boobs??

Bugger. As we hear so much today about obese childrren, I was planning to attempt to pass myself off as a very fat , rather tall 7 year old, so as to infiltrate your class for boobie watching purposes. Curses, too late.

[WINJA]

Bugger. As we hear so much today about obese childrren, I was planning to attempt to pass myself off as a very fat , rather tall 7 year old, so as to infiltrate your class for boobie watching purposes. Curses, too late.
+1 EXCEPT REPLACE TALL WITH SHORT AND THATS ME

[The Pastor]

Quite funny how the topic wanders.... <_<

[Goblin]

Quite funny how the topic wanders.... <_<
Indeed...I was distracted by teacher's boobies.

My grandparents were stationed at Port Moresby when my mum & aunty were youngsters(Grandfather was RAF pilot). They were welcomed by the natives and had house boys to help out. Mum told me they were invited to a special "feast" and joined in the celebrations. It was only years later when she'd grown up she realised they had eaten human flesh. :sick: It was a part of life for the natives but those guys that go looking for someone to eat, and those who volunteer are truely sick! There was a doco on telly a while back about Japanese men killing & eating young Australian women. They were interviewed and said they knew it was wrong but the desire to eat young white meat was too much.:sick: :sick:

[Ixion]

Quite funny how the topic wanders.... <_<

No it's not. ALL KB threads eventually end up with either boobies or beer (or both) . 'Tis one of the great rules of life.

[The Pastor]

yeah, the net sucks for scarcasim...

[Hitcher]

yeah, the net sucks for scarcasim...
And sarcasm too, unfortunately.

[The Pastor]

yeah. spelling sucks full stop :D