Who's going to win "Dancing with the stars"?

[Hitcher]

And now for something completely different...

[Titanium]

Are you really bored?

[Hitcher]

Are you really bored?
Vote in the exciting poll!

You Epsom voters can see your representative in ACTion.

[Kickaha]

you forgot the option for "Who Really gives a fuck"

[Hitcher]

you forgot the option for "Who Really gives a fuck"
Come on. You know you'll be glued to the State Broadcaster at 8:30pm each Sunday until it's over. You cannot beat the Force, Luke.

[Maha]

I will vote, no shame in that, but i kinda wish Thingy (:blah: ) had a dance partner cos i would vote for him.......:first:

[yungatart]

Hitcher, this is just sad.... Dancing with the Stars... doesn't your bike need polishing or something?

[BuFfY]

Dancing with the stars is great!! David all the way!

[apteryx_haasti]

you forgot the option for "Who Really gives a fuck"

I'll add a vote for this button as well!

Rodney Hide...:sick:

[Big Dave]

Hitcher hitcher hitcher.......ghey.
Dancing with good looking women is not ghey. A preferred pastime in fact.
Watching other men dance with good looking wimmenfolk = ghey.

Give yourself an upper cut and go and clean your bike.

[MSTRS]

Give your life some meaning, mate. Buy that 500/4....

[What?]

And now for something completely different...
Been on the cheap booze, Hitch?
Get a decent single malt in you, and things will quickly improve...

[Skyryder]

What stars?

Skyryder

[What?]

What stars?


Good point.

That Rebecca is pretty easy to look at, though...

[Coyote]

What the fuck? Fuck that shit. What a load of shit

[paturoa]

never watched but surely rodney would get the joke vote

[The Beast]

Go Rodney, I would probably piss myself if he won, my sister told me she was going to vote for him, "because he's hot" (true, pisstake fashion of course)

[paturoa]

how do you vote?? Rodney for PM too - opps thats another joke!

[Titanium]

you forgot the option for "Who Really gives a fuck"

Add it to your poll, see how many votes ya get.

[APPLE]

you forgot the option for "Who Really gives a fuck"
yeh man?i would Definately 2nd that..........''csi's on the other channel

[BuFfY]

Have you seen what Jason Gunn is wearing tonight... well... how could you not!!

[Oakie]

Well it looks like Rodney is a goner with that score. Poor fella.

[Titanium]

Who gives a Fuck would win at this point........

[BuFfY]

:gob: I should have voted... not just on here... oh man! I can't believe that!

GUTTERED

[Hitcher]

Rodney lives! The man who dances with the grace of a bag of Redicrete clearly has a significant body of support out there in 0900-land. It's like watching a car wreck -- in super-slow motion. How long can he survive? I guess one will have to watch again next week to find out...

[Oakie]

A travesty!

[Madness]

Rodney will surely win, purely because 90% of the viewers of the show will be talkback listeners/callers also and 80% of those will be ACT voters. Kind of like N.Z Idol for the aged and simple-minded.

Beatrice did well I thought.
Remember the days when the 747-SP's landed at Welly airport in a good southerly?

[jord]

you forgot the option for "Who Really gives a fuck"

yeah um who cares. its a bunch of fags who devote to much of ther time to dancing. if u can show me a picture with atleast one of them on a motorcycle ill vote until then ill be out riding

[Hitcher]

Poll updated in readiness for next week's exciting instalment.

[Madness]

Thank god the superbikes start soon. Might help me take my mind off the competition, Imagine how Rodney must feel. I'm amazed he hasn't quit politics already to focus on what surely must be his true calling in life. I would.

[terbang]

yeah um who cares. its a bunch of fags who devote to much of ther time to dancing. if u can show me a picture with atleast one of them on a motorcycle ill vote until ill be out riding
Oh yeah and the charities they support....? Think about it..
I dance about as good as Rodney Hide, I am as bald as he is as well (not as fat though), I ride my bikes pretty hard (not ones for the faint hearted, as you can see) and reckon that he's a braver man than I by giving it a go in front of NZ. I wouldn't call him a fag..!

[oldrider]

That has to be the most successful weight reduction program I have ever seen. :gob:

[VasalineWarrior]

Probably already said but il say it again anyway because it needs repeating. WHAT THE F@$K IS THIS?
Cmon people, really..

[Titanium]

Apparently Rodney had a neck ....... on TV one news tonight.....

Come on .... be a sport and add "who gives a Fcuk" to the pole.

[ajturbo]

as this is a competion, based SOLEY on what some one THINKS is best, i for one do not waste my time watching.... it is like a dog show, who looks better?... who the fuck cares?
so who should win?:whocares: unless of cause they show me their tits!:nya:

[James Deuce]

Kind of like N.Z Idol for the aged and simple-minded.



As opposed to young and simple-minded.

[Cajun]

i believe Rodney should win, since if he does, the show will become a laughing stock, and they won't make another one.

so start txt people

[buellbabe]

Hey not fair... the poll doesn't have a "who gives a ..." option...

[Swoop]

That has to be the most successful weight reduction program I have ever seen. :gob:
Apparently 23kg's lost so far!

[NC]

I really wanna red rep you for this thread hitch...:sick:

[Indiana_Jones]

I'm gonna win it!


<img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/14/Men_without_hats-the_safety_dance_s.jpeg/225px-Men_without_hats-the_safety_dance_s.jpeg" align="centre" vspace="10" hspace="10">

We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine

Say we can dance, we can dance
Everything's out of control
We can dance, we can dance
They're doing it from pole to pole
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody taken the chance

The safety dance
The safety dance
The safety dance

-Indy

[Cajun]

wonder if any of the female dancers will pull a janet jackson, to get more votes

[Hitcher]

I really wanna red rep you for this thread hitch...
We should run a Kiwi Biker version of "Dancing with the Stars"...

[Big Dave]

We should run a Kiwi Biker version of "Dancing with the Stars"...


'Wiggling with Biff'

[ManDownUnder]

'Wiggling with Biff'

"Doing it with Dave"

... no hang on - that came out wrong...

Anything that doesn't involve Jason bloody Gunn though. He's like a twit with any remnants of social interaction removed with a large, blunt heavy instrument being liberally and forceably applied to the back of his head.

Sorry - I digress...

[Beemer]

you forgot the option for "Who Really gives a fuck"

I'd like to vote for this option please! Bad enough enduring the ads for this crap - Hitcher, I'm ashamed of you!

[Lou Girardin]

I only watch it because SWMBO'd does.
But, isn't the frontman the weirdest looking muppet ever?
Where did he get those ears? He looks like a cross between a cropped Doberman and a squirrel.
And why the continual interviews? Do the dance, let the judges disembowel you and get off. We don't need interminable chats about how they feel.
And speaking off disemboweling, why don't they extract the broomstick from Rodney's fat arse.

[Hitcher]

For those so inclined, I've added an extra poll item.

[Maha]

Poll updated in readiness for next week's exciting instalment.
Im sticking with Lorraine Downs, Bea might be the cuddly fav but alas, that wont be good enuff.....:first:

[Maha]

Apparently Rodney had a neck ....... on TV one news tonight.....

Come on .... be a sport and add "who gives a Fcuk" to the pole.
If there were a ' who gives a fuck ' option, and you click on it, then you do give a fuck, cos, ' who gives a fuck '....click, i do. So i should read ' i dont give a fuck '.... sharpen up !!........ nice bike BTW

[Big Dave]

For those so inclined, I've added an extra poll item.


I'm sitting up and I never vote - it only encourages the bastards.

[Maha]

For those so inclined, I've added an extra poll item.Stand your ground man...dont be bullied around by the Shorty St watchers.....:oi-grr: :shifty:

[ManDownUnder]

For those so inclined, I've added an extra poll item.

Noted

Used

...feeling much better...

[Indiana_Jones]

We can dance!

-Indy

[Lou Girardin]

Im sticking with Lorraine Downs, Bea might be the cuddly fav but alas, that wont be good enuff.....:first:

I'd like to stick to Lorraine.

[Hitcher]

I'd like to stick to Lorraine.
Like Martin Crowe's toupee?

[ManDownUnder]

Two proposals to make dancing with the stars worth watching

Enter that chick in Spank's avatar...

Given Jason Gunn braces - then weld them together, and lock him out of sight, off stage

[Lou Girardin]

Like Martin Crowe's toupee?

Closer :blip:

[ManDownUnder]

Closer :blip:

Sticking... and closer?

You mean like her lycra pants after a workout?

[Maha]

I'd like to stick to Lorraine.
Well a few of those Hurricanes had thier hands on her arse during the last week......:blip:

[Titanium]

We should run a Kiwi Biker version of "Dancing with the Stars"...

Ummmm no we shouldn't........

[Lou Girardin]

Well a few of those Hurricanes had thier hands on her arse during the last week......:blip:

Probably thought she was a boy.

[NC]

We should run a Kiwi Biker version of "Dancing with the Stars"...
:shutup: :oi-grr:

[yungatart]

We should run a Kiwi Biker version of "Dancing with the Stars"...
Hitch, you seriously need to get out more!
I mean, can you see the headlines - KB TRACK DAY AND DANCING COMPETITION.. yeah right!

[SlowHand]

Hitch, you seriously need to get out more!
I mean, can you see the headlines - KB TRACK DAY AND DANCING COMPETITION.. yeah right!

Yeah Mr Hitch, get singin'!


It climbs the hills like a matchless
Cause my hondas built really light
When I go into the turns
Lean [tilt] with me and hang on tight
I better turn on the lights
So we can ride my honda tonight

[Oakie]

Well a few of those Hurricanes had thier hands on her arse during the last week......:blip:

Well they wouldn't be the first Welly rugby player to do that would they ... unless my memory is playing tricks on me

[UrbanMyth]

you forgot the option for "Who Really gives a fuck"
:rofl: now that would be a box to click

[Hitcher]

Yeah Mr Hitch, get singin'!
You've got a cute way of talking
You got the better of me
Just snap your fingers and I'm walking
Like a dog hanging on your lead
I'm in a spin you know
Shaking on a string you know...

[NC]

You've got a cute way of talking
You got the better of me
Just snap your fingers and I'm walking
Like a dog hanging on your lead
I'm in a spin you know
Shaking on a string you know...
Bettah chickaity check yo'self before yo' wrickatiy wreck yo'self

[Scorpygirl]

I just pissed myself :killingme when I found out the Rodney went to the same school as Rhino!!!! Apparently just three years behind Rhino!!! Rhino is mortified especially as we are in the Epsom electorate!! (No I didn't vote for the short, bald dickhead!!!) I can't stop teasing Rhino about it!!! :blip:

They give Alison Leonard heaps on Classic Hits on a Tuesday. It is better than the show!!! :doobey:

Go Queen Bea. You better watch out Bruce, the next time she could miscalculate and throw you out into the carpark.. that was a massive 19 metres!!!!!! :bye:

[SlowHand]

You've got a cute way of talking
You got the better of me
Just snap your fingers and I'm walking
Like a dog hanging on your lead
I'm in a spin you know
Shaking on a string you know...

shucks mr Hitch, Im flattered but..

Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
Its a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola

Well I left home just a week before
And Id never ever kissed a woman before
But lola smiled and took me by the hand
And said dear boy Im gonna make you a man

Well Im not the worlds most masculine man
But I know what I am and Im glad Im a man

[What?]

What the fuck? Fuck that shit. What a load of shit
...said Young Norm, who'd come top of his class in English

:doh:

[Lou Girardin]

...said Young Norm, who'd come top of his class in English

:doh:

Profanity can be very descriptive as the army mechanic said,
"Fuck the fuckin' fucker, the fuckin' fuckers fucked".

[Skyryder]

I'd like to stick to Lorraine.

I'd like to stick 'it' to Lorraine

Skyryder

[Hitcher]

Tonight's the night!

Will Rodney survive to "dance" another week?

[Madness]

The weekly highlight of many kiwi Honda owners lives??

[Hitcher]

The weekly highlight of many kiwi Honda owners' lives??
Only because it reminds me of George W Bush with a lap-dancing nun.

Virgin on the ridiculous.

[Edbear]

Hitch, you seriously need to get out more!
I mean, can you see the headlines - KB TRACK DAY AND DANCING COMPETITION.. yeah right!



Well it does have a certain ring to it...:wavey:

[Oakie]

The weekly highlight of many kiwi Honda owners lives??

Well I would watch but tonight I'm going to watch that 'disaster' movie on TV2 instead. On reflection ... must be said, Rodney Hide dancing and a disaster movie do bear a similarity.... Thinking a sort of a cross between 'Twister' and
'Deep Impact'.

Go Beatrice!

[Hitcher]

Rodney lives once more! On this basis, ACT will form the next government.

Bye bye Angela and Jonny.

Poll now updated for next week's exciting installment!

[Oakie]

I was watching TV2 at the other end of the house and I heard Mrs Oakie's shocked groan. I didn't need to ask what had happened.

[Madness]

Next week's exciting installment!
I can hardly contain my excitement.:zzzz:

[Hitcher]

I didn't need to ask what had happened.
Justice? You're not ready for justice!

[Hitcher]

Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl
With yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to there
She would merengue and do the cha-cha
And while she tried to be a star, Tony always tended bar
Across a crowded floor, they worked from 8 till 4
They were young and they had each other
Who could ask for more?

At the Copa, Copacabana
The hottest spot north of Havana
At the Copa, Copacabana
Music and passion were always the fashion
At the Copa....they fell in love

His name was Rico, he wore a diamond
He was escorted to his chair, he saw Lola dancin' there
And when she finished, he called her over
But Rico went a bit too far, Tony sailed across the bar
And then the punches flew and chairs were smashed in two
There was blood and a single gun shot
But just who shot who?

[Madness]

Garage. Desperately.

[jord]

Oh yeah and the charities they support....? Think about it..

ok iv thought about it. you do have a point the charity side is good...but surely theres better ways to make money

[Cajun]

yest better way is people give money to said charitys so they do not put it back on the air?

[jord]

yest better way is people give money to said charitys so they do not put it back on the air?

yeah that sounds good... man im reasonably new to KB and to see this as a forum...need i say more

[Lou Girardin]

I'll miss Angela, both of her.

[Hitcher]

It's that time again tonight folks. Time for the polkas and the gay gordons to kick up their heels and dosie do off in front of the tele to see whether Rodney can do it again.

I shall collapse downstairs shortly. It's times like these I wish I lived in a bungalow...

[yungatart]

I forgive you your obsession with such tripe today... you likely got a bit of a brainshaking today in your tangle with the Rav...
Otherwise I'd be telling you to go get your arse on to that bike MSTRS told you about and get a life:ride:

[Mooch]

Idea for new show,

Get a Bunch of stanch motorcyclists and teach them how to dance and express themselves in ways which doesn't involve the f word every sentence and without making them feel insecure or "ghey". (Second thoughts ,would never happen ... too insecure)

Go Lorraine !

[inlinefour]

And now for something completely different...


You must have given your head quite a knock in that accident mate...:gob:

[James Deuce]

Idea for new show,

Get a Bunch of stanch motorcyclists and teach them how to dance and express themselves in ways which doesn't involve the f word every sentence and without making them feel insecure or "ghey". (Second thoughts ,would never happen ... too insecure)

Go Lorraine !

Fuck off you ghey c*nt.

[merv]

Yeah go Lorraine!

[Hitcher]

Bye bye Rodney. Oh, and Krystal too of course.

When Brian feigned to throw Beatrice my piles hit the floor. I blame the after effects of this morning's excitement...

Now to adjust the poll.

I'll reset it so you can start voting afresh! No, it appears that can't be done.

[crashe]

Thank goodness Rodney has gone...

Danyon will go next week.. he is still so stiff when he is dancing..


Then it will be down to Beatrice and Lorraine.

I think all of Waitakere city are voting via txt for Beatrice...

Lorraine does look good...

Beatrice is loving what she is doing and you can see that...

So who will win... the one that dances fantastic and is also enjoying it.

[Hitcher]

Danyon will go next week.. he is still so stiff when he is dancing.
Any man with a pulse would go stiff while dancing with Hayley...

[oldrider]

It will be just like the last time, the best dancers will come second.
Beatrice will get the fat sympathy vote and win.
I am not a "Hide" man but those judges stooped as low as they could in their attitude to someone who was answering the shows call for participants.
I would have shoved more than the bag down that ghey bastards throat. :nono: Hides tough, I will give him that. Crap TV show anyway..(IMHO) :sick: John.

[Swoop]

Good on Rodney for giving it a go!

Go Lorraine!

[Lou Girardin]

I'm quite stiff just watching Lorraine.
I'd love to do the 'pass the doobie' with her.

[Scorpygirl]

Thank goodness Rodney has gone...



Agree 100% with you there Crashe. Are we now going to see the Rodney Drop as part of a dance routine!!! :shutup: How that for NZ eh - last time for Norm is was 4 10s - a perfect score - this time 4 ones!!! The highs and the low!!!! :nya:

I am going with Beatrice all the way. For a big lady she is amazingly fleet and light of foot and she is really enjoying it to. GO GIRL!!!! :first:

[chanceyy]

even though queen B is a bigger woman being an athlete she is fit, yes she totally gives it her all and looks graceful doing it. awesome to see a "bigger woman giving it her all" with her grace and humor ... fantastic


go bea go bea go bea

[Genesismatrix]

Tim shadbolt... Who else?

[crashe]

Tim shadbolt... Who else?

Shit mate keep up will ya... that was last years lot... :whistle:


(pt)

[terbang]

Yup the Samoan lass will get it for lots of reasons..Including she can dance.
That lorraine Downs spins my wheels and can anyone refresh me wasn't/or is she married to that rugby player Mextead and at one stage went by that name. Heard he was a Homo..?

[Hitcher]

Yup the Samoan lass will get it for lots of reasons..Including she can dance.
That lorraine Downs spins my wheels and can anyone refresh me wasn't/or is she married to that rugby player Mextead and at one stage went by that name. Heard he was a Homo..?
Murray Mexted, indeed she was. Martin Crowe was once allegedly of a similar persuasion to MM, if one believes everything one hears in pubs. Lorraine must know how to pick them then...

[merv]

Amazing, Lorraine is in the final even though she's with Crowe.

Go Lorraine!

[crashe]

Where is Mr Hitcher tonight???

He hasn't updated this poll yet !!!!

Tut tut Mr Hitcher...


Ok it is now Queen Bea and Lorraine... in the final.

Danyon was sent home tonight...

2 hour finale next week.

And with all the past contestants... including the one and only RODNEY.

[Hitcher]

And then there were two. Both girls. Just when Danyon was hitting his straps.

Last night's show was a bit tame without Rodney. On the subject of tame, maybe the organisers could recruite Tame Iti for next year's show?

[James Deuce]

Yeah! Tame Iti!

They could introduce the, "Shoot the ground with a shotgun while hopping up and down in a puipui" dance

[chanceyy]

lorraine fair rocked last nite

but queen Bea is so blardy graceful and spends the whole time moving ..

but still must say bea is my favorite ..sorry guys

[Lou Girardin]

lorraine fair rocked last nite

but queen Bea is so blardy graceful and spends the whole time moving ..

but still must say bea is my favorite ..sorry guys

Chubby chaser.

[chanceyy]

Chubby chaser.


dunna have to chase it .. its already found me :D :rockon:

[Lou Girardin]

dunna have to chase it .. its already found me :D :rockon:

You better pray she doesn't read this.

[chanceyy]

You better pray she doesn't read this.

why ???

I too can dance "lightly" ... one up for the bigger girls :D :nya: :nya: :nya:

[Hitcher]

Tonight's the big final. Beauty Queen vs Queen Bea. Such excitement!

[merv]

Yay Lorraine.

She did it.

Good on Beatrice too - second is this case was damned good.

[Hitcher]

Well. It's all over. This week, Dancing with the Stars. Next week, Rome. Yeah, right.

[crashe]

Well Lorraine didnt deserve 4 10's in that last dance.
She struggled to get her feet up and over on that lift...
second attempt at it she did a little bit better.
She looked so damned awkward and clumsy doing that lift,
yet the judges didnt give her a hard time like they did Rodney... No they gave her 4 10's.


All the judges saw was lorraine shimmering her arse.
That aint dancing and the camerapeople missed alot of her footwork...



Oh well Bea did great, she really enjoyed herself out there on the dance floor and thats what it is all about.

[oldrider]

Well I was wrong. Well done Beatrice and Brian but the better dancers won.
Nice to see Rodney and his partner complete their act without a disaster!
Not my kind of show but overall it was good local entertainment in the end.
All of the contestants gave a good account of themselves at the end too. :first:

[Swoop]

Last night's show was a bit tame without Rodney. On the subject of tame, maybe the organisers could recruite Tame Iti for next year's show?
Is there an "e" in recruit, Mr Hitcher Sir?



What a darn good ending, both couples were impressive and appeared to be enjoying themselves immensely.
Just a shame Rodney didn't win!