Motorcycle Underwear Tip/Question [Archive]

skelstar

29th May 2006, 09:49

A tip: My Cordura pants have a liner that is kinda gross if the conditions get a little warm. I would have worn polypropelyene (sp?) but I get powerful itchy when I get hot in it. I took a trip down to the Warehouse and found some 'thermal pants' that were made of polyester instead. They only cost about $10, not the usual $30. The polyester pants shouldnt be quite as hot either. Sweet.

They are pretty sweet under leather pants too.

What do wear under your kilt? :blip:

The_Dover

29th May 2006, 09:50

Nothing, I'm a scotsman.

Str8 Jacket

29th May 2006, 09:56

Sean, im never going to be able to look at you again without wondering what underwear you have on. Damn you!

ManDownUnder

29th May 2006, 10:00

What do wear under your kilt? :blip:

There's something about this post that's both alluring, and yet strangely disturbing at the same time.

Very few people get to find out what's under my kilt... and to be asked in an open forum...

tres strange...

MDU

skelstar

29th May 2006, 10:02

Wanna know what colour, str8?

Str8 Jacket

29th May 2006, 10:04

Wanna know what colour, str8?

NO

Please god no!...

Bet they're red...

HenryDorsetCase

29th May 2006, 10:18

Im a big fan of merino as a first layer.

It breathes better than any artificial fibre, and it doesnt smell as much (really useful if you are wearing it for days in a row).

downsides are that it is more expensive, and it takes a bit more looking after and slightly longer to dry. Both liveable with for the advantages.

pritch

29th May 2006, 10:20

Sean, im never going to be able to look at you again without wondering what underwear you have on. Damn you!

Rather you than me :-)

phoenixgtr

29th May 2006, 10:35

Oh god, why did I click on this thread?!

Hang on, I don't see any ladies posting about their underwear!!

Str8 Jacket

29th May 2006, 10:37

Hang on, I don't see any ladies posting about their underwear!!

Well no, but if you give him enough time Sean may just do that... Im keeping my fingers crossed that he wont but while he's in this "sharing" mood he might.

Qkkid

29th May 2006, 10:38

Oh god, why did I click on this thread?!

Hang on, I don't see any ladies posting about their underwear!!
Maybe they should could be a hot thread:blip:

skelstar

29th May 2006, 10:40

Yeah, this was a thinnly vieled thread to get girls to talk about their knickers. You spoilled it p-gtr. :)

cowpoos

29th May 2006, 10:40

I just apply talcom powder to the undersides of my balls before riding...stops the chaffing...and depending on the weather I may go commando,briefs,boxer's or even a G...

:TIP: if you hav no talcom powder....try sticking napkins to the back of your balls with double sided tape!

Mental Trousers

29th May 2006, 11:12

This thread combined with this thread (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=22357&highlight=GRUTS) should give us a fairly comprehensive picture of what kiwibikers wear down there!!

Jonty

29th May 2006, 11:12

Just keep things nicely trimmed down there Sean and you'll be itch free:yes:

and as per poos' post - a bit of talc and you won't need to concern your self with slippage

Kendog

29th May 2006, 11:12

FLMAO!!!! :killingme hahahahaha, but yet :puke:

Lou Girardin

29th May 2006, 11:20

I wear silk. It feels so lovely against my hairy arse.

skelstar

29th May 2006, 11:23

Yeah, I did do a search on 'Underwear' and 'turned up nothing'.

Insanity_rules

29th May 2006, 11:25

Seriously, boxers. I tend to find when you shift your weight off the bike during cornering wearing briefs under corduras you tend to squash the trouser eel of dooms luggage!

And you don't want to squash the matching luggage, right guys?

Insanity_rules

29th May 2006, 11:27

I wear silk. It feels so lovely against my hairy arse.

AAARRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Thanks Lou.

cowpoos

29th May 2006, 11:29

I wear silk. It feels so lovely against my hairy arse.
finn though the same too I believe....do they make for easy removal? to the tear easy?

Fishy

29th May 2006, 11:35

Silk boxers all year round:yes:

sugilite

29th May 2006, 11:51

I use a knee scraper on each testicle for superior handling.
OK, OK, cycle shorts can work well for longer trips

Riff Raff

29th May 2006, 11:51

I wear silk. It feels so lovely against my hairy arse.
Errrr..... thanks for sharing Lou. Although over a few drinks the other night, one of the guys was saying he couldn't wear silk boxers anymore cos he spent the whole time with a raging hardon!

Since you boys want to know, I wear those boy-leg, girly boxer style knickers on the bike. Don't get those undy munching episodes that can make a ride uncomfortable. Sometimes wear a G, but get all paranoid at the lack of covering on my buttocks in the event of a slide.

skelstar

29th May 2006, 11:52

Woo, cycle shorts. Thats a good idea. You sportsbike riders need the extra padding I guess.

The knee scraper idea is a goody too of course.;)

Lou Girardin

29th May 2006, 12:05

Sometimes wear a G, but get all paranoid at the lack of covering on my buttocks in the event of a slide.

This would be JUST the G then?
If so, I'll follow you on the next ride.

Switch

29th May 2006, 13:55

I just apply talcom powder to the undersides of my balls

Lovely... now we can all have images in our minds... :laugh:

scumdog

29th May 2006, 14:03

Never wear nylon again - with my hary sack the static just about fried my nuts after a short ride.

Keystone19

29th May 2006, 14:13

:rofl: :rofl:

For what it's worth I wear Katmandu lycra shorts with a brushed lining on the bottom half...

On the top half I usually go for a black lacy number with just a little lift...

ManDownUnder

29th May 2006, 14:18

On the top half I usually go for a black lacy number with just a little lift...

*shudder*... in a good way...

yungatart

29th May 2006, 16:20

At this time of the year, (yeah, I'm a real girl and feel the cold big time) I wear as much as possible. Teenage son's polyprop longjohns are looking real good......

The_Dover

29th May 2006, 16:21

At this time of the year, (yeah, I'm a real girl and feel the cold big time) I wear as much as possible. Teenage son's polyprop longjohns are looking real good......

Yeah, maybe you and HxC could swap underwear!

yungatart

29th May 2006, 16:36

I don't know about swapping - his butt is bigger than mine! Besides hes not really a fan of lace or pink....

The_Dover

29th May 2006, 16:40

Besides hes not really a fan of lace or pink....

That's not what I've heard. Drummers are a sordid bunch.

Finn

29th May 2006, 16:50

finn though the same too I believe....do they make for easy removal? to the tear easy?

A comfortable rider is a happy & safe rider. I also wear incontinent pants but not for comfort - just cause I'm lazy.

Lou Girardin

29th May 2006, 16:53

A comfortable rider is a happy & safe rider. I also wear incontinent pants but not for comfort - just cause I'm lazy.

That'd keep you warm.
But you wouldn't want to bin, if you don't drown first, the Ambos will just leave you to die.

Brett

29th May 2006, 17:21

What do wear under your kilt?

That sounds far too much like a pick up line in a scottish gay bar:blah:

What I wear really depends on the weather. If it is average, thermal liner and boxers, if cold, thin pants under thermal liner.

Maha

29th May 2006, 17:27

I don't know about swapping - his butt is bigger than mine! Besides hes not really a fan of lace or pink....
Yeah but i am, and if thats what i wanna wear, thats what i will wear.......:blip:

yungatart

29th May 2006, 17:51

That's not what I've heard. Drummers are a sordid bunch.
They may be, even kinky - but that one at least is not incestuous and neither am I!!

yungatart

29th May 2006, 17:52

Yeah but i am, and if thats what i wanna wear, thats what i will wear.......:blip:
Cuuute... piccies please - NOT!

NhuanH

29th May 2006, 17:57

Dainese-man, your local riding gear whore sez....

Toast

29th May 2006, 18:11

Oakie

29th May 2006, 19:24

On a long trip it's my old long johns under the DryRiders. Just need to plan ahead in case there will be a need to walk around for a while to make sure the jeans are handy as the long-johns are not attractive to be seen in.
Apart from that I like the Daniel Carter type undies as opposed to boxers as they send to stop the goodies wandering into awkward spots, especially while you're crouched over the tank.

madboy

29th May 2006, 19:40

Okay, I just read 3 pages about men's underwear. The only hint of heterosexuality were brief moments of flirtation with Riff's bare ass cranked over the tank and Keystone's perky breasts in 200km/h wind. Thanks Sean, you've undone all the good work that beaver video I just watched built up.

Mrs Busa Pete

29th May 2006, 19:53

:TIP: if you hav no talcom powder....try sticking napkins to the back of your balls with double sided tape![/QUOTE]

I hear baking soda is good for absorbing moisture.

Hitcher

29th May 2006, 21:11

What do wear under your kilt?
And do you dress to the left or the right?

Oakie

29th May 2006, 21:19

And do you dress to the left or the right?

"Don't worry about that ... just make the knees baggy"

Ixion

29th May 2006, 21:21

A kilt does not dress.

Hitcher

29th May 2006, 21:26

"Don't worry about that ... just make the knees baggy"
Yes, but which knee?

babyB

30th May 2006, 01:18

there have been times iv wondered & questioned to myself the odd pointless body move iv seen from behind my lens.......i feel silly that i never considered the below ......

Seriously, boxers. I tend to find when you shift your weight off the bike during cornering wearing briefs under corduras you tend to squash the trouser eel of dooms luggage!
And you don't want to squash the matching luggage, right guys?
im sorry......i may produce more blury pix in the future:shutup:

sugilite

30th May 2006, 09:14

there have been times iv wondered & questioned to myself the odd pointless body move iv seen from behind my lens.......i feel silly that i never considered the below ......

im sorry......i may produce more blury pix in the future:shutup:

I was in the doctors surgery a while back and picked up one of those womens mags as one does in those establishments, and it gave a list of things that women and men do to flirt, The womens list was too bloody long to read and the guys list was only 2 items :laugh:
The 1st one on the guys list was to constantly re-arrange the "package" to show how damned big and uncomfortable it is and I forget the other one now, maybe it was "wanna fuck" or something!

BabyB, will the blurry pics be from you laughing so hard?

skelstar

30th May 2006, 09:20

madboy - glad I could help. Should keep you busy again for another couple of days then.
hitcher - left.

30th May 2006, 09:38

Thought you looked like a G man to me :laugh:

cowpoos

30th May 2006, 09:39

Cowpoos - The Martha Stewart of motorcycling.

Thanks mate :niceone:
anytime mate....

babyB

11th June 2006, 16:57

lol sugilite..no i only snigger quietly honest

Hawkeye

11th June 2006, 17:57

I would like the thank the 'lady' who I followed down the gorge a few weeks ago.
Sitting in the cage and watched a black CBR lane split. Black helmet, black leathers , and a nice gap between the pants and the jacket with a very very nice red lacy thong.
Brightened my morning up I can tell you.:blip:

God! I hope it was a member of the fairer sex.....:slap: :eek5:

Zapf

11th June 2006, 18:05

black polyprop helps heaps with the cold, recently bought a Macpac softshell type tight cut jacket to wear under my 1 pcs. Makes it much more enjoyable (warmer) in winter (wind proof, and almost totally waterproof)