Cowpoos Vs. Texmo - 24th june

[texmo]

Ok last time the farm boy came to the bright lights he meet a young fella called texmo for the second time. A few tuis were drank and then white trash pulled out some boxing gloves. I proceded to give poos the bash. he ended up having to sit down after I delt to him backing out of the fight and therefore losing. I remain the victor, But our country boy feels he has been cheated and that he actually sat down because I wouldnt give up after blacking out a few times due to punches to the head and was worried for my heath.
So we are having a rematch on the 24th june, after the shaun harris track day. I am 86kgs and 6 foot, cow poos its just under 6 foot I think and I guess weights close to 100kgs. I am opening a poll up to find out who the people of kb think will win just so on fight night we have some odds to set up betting with.

[Colapop]

I wanna turn - whoever wins....

[N4CR]

Slightly different story to what you told me last few times :lol:

I'll vote for you because A: ZXR RIDERZ OV KRIEG and B: You gave me a minter roadside flare C: Cowpoos is a homo.

Happy?

[WINJA]

id have to say poos cuase i thought you looked like a bit of a pussy texmo , in fact tex i think id beat you myself and im a fat useless cunt.

[Mrs Busa Pete]

well i think boxing suxs and dangerous so i wouldn't bet on either of you's.You both have balls and it dosn't mater whos balls are bigger it is the why you use them that counts.

[The Pastor]

sif they'd be a fight, my 89 year old grandma could waste both of yous, with one arm!

[Merwood]

tex you can do it, better get some training in beforehand, KEEP THAT GUARD UP !

[kiwifruit]

I recon poos, he has the age advantage.
can i referee?

[texmo]

I recon poos, he has the age advantage.
can i referee?
Yer sure why not, I have a pair of boxing gloves we just need one more will see if I can grab trashys again.

[inlinefour]

Where is the who gives a .... option. I say cowpoos cause ya gotta be a bit ghay to start a thread up like this.:nya:

[Mental Trousers]

[18:58] <texmo> http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=30054
[18:59] <Wasp> give it a rest already texmo
[19:00] <Wasp> your losing 25% to 75%
[19:00] <Mental-Trousers> that's why he might have a chance - the scrawny little bugger doesn't give up
[19:01] <Mental-Trousers> whereas poos will eventually get tired of hitting hinm
[19:01] <Mental-Trousers> him
[19:01] <Mental-Trousers> so as long as texmo can handle being unconscious a couple of times he's in with a chance!!
[19:02] <Wasp> tiny lil flaw in your idea there
[19:02] <Wasp> while texmo is knocked out poos will be resting
[19:02] <Wasp> the only way for texmo to win is if poos gets bored
[19:02] <Rayza> lol...
[19:03] <Wasp> right, tea time
[19:03] <mattmacaskill> lol
[19:03] <Wasp> be back later
[19:03] <Mental-Trousers> poos will have the disadvantage of being half tanked on Tui beforehand

...............

[texmo]

Where is the who gives a .... option. I say cowpoos cause ya gotta be a bit ghay to start a thread up like this.:nya:
You are right I am little gay, I mean I wear a full leather peice anybody who wears leather must be a little gay right?
Any who was cowpoos Idea to start a thread up was just my job as the winner of the last fight to start up this thread....

[DMNTD]

Well you'd expect farmer boy to win wouldn't ya for obvious reasons but hey who knows?
It's about skill innit?


I wanna turn - whoever wins....
I'll give ya a crack ya big floppy poof :blip: :yes:

[texmo]

Well you'd expect farmer boy to win wouldn't ya for obvious reasons but hey who knows?
It's about skill innit?


I'll give ya a crack ya big floppy poof :blip: :yes:
I put $500 on tl rider.

[inlinefour]

You are right I am little gay, I mean I wear a full leather peice anybody who wears leather must be a little gay right?
Any who was cowpoos Idea to start a thread up was just my job as the winner of the last fight to start up this thread....

I'll have to take ya word for it dude. Hmmmm, 2 piece leathers looking at a better option?:nya:

[MidnightMike]

Sorry Tex, Id have to go with poo's for this one. :shutup:

[Colapop]

Well you'd expect farmer boy to win wouldn't ya for obvious reasons but hey who knows?
It's about skill innit?


I'll give ya a crack ya big floppy poof :blip: :yes:
Being a c*nt you've got the crack to give! Anytime - how about saturday arvo?

[DMNTD]

Being a c*nt you've got the crack to give! Anytime - how about saturday arvo?

Yeah baby! Now we're talking! :blip:
Shall do what I can to get down there dude.
I've always known ya wanted to get unfront and personal with me :yes:

[Colapop]

No sticking your tongue in my ear!

[DMNTD]

Being a c*nt you've got the crack to give! Anytime - how about saturday arvo?
No worries...from Norfland brudaz...we don't do the shit up here man,but hey for a extra fee...
See ya saturday :blip:


Anyhoo...sorry for the hijack guys,back to the other contenders,for now.

[paturoa]

gambling proceeds to Spank?

[WINJA]

Being a c*nt you've got the crack to give! Anytime - how about saturday arvo?
I HOPE YOU GUYS ARE JUST HAVING A LAUGH

[Motoracer]

Go scooter boy!! :first:

[NC]

Poo's is going to lay down some "black ice"

[cowpoos]

Ok last time the farm boy came to the bright lights he meet a young fella called texmo for the second time. A few tuis were drank and then white trash pulled out some boxing gloves. I proceded to give poos the bash. he ended up having to sit down after I delt to him backing out of the fight and therefore losing. I remain the victor, But our country boy feels he has been cheated and that he actually sat down because I wouldnt give up after blacking out a few times due to punches to the head and was worried for my heath.
So we are having a rematch on the 24th june, after the shaun harris track day. I am 86kgs and 6 foot, cow poos its just under 6 foot I think and I guess weights close to 100kgs. I am opening a poll up to find out who the people of kb think will win just so on fight night we have some odds to set up betting with.
its on biarch!!! what ar the rules? and you gunna promise not to fall over all the time....and black out and shit this time...!!!! and whats the bet? how bout that $10 I owe you...double or nuffin?

[texmo]

nah I earnt to $10 fair and square bets are braggin rights.

[cowpoos]

gambling proceeds to Spank?
yeah why not....u can run the books

[cowpoos]

nah I earnt to $10 fair and square bets are braggin rights.
well you name it then.....

[Madness]

I'll put $1 on Texmo. Only 'coz Pooz is a cunt. Besides, he's had more than his fair share of fags, and smokes too much as well.

[R6_kid]

well i was there too, and i'd have to say poos is a good fighter (as far as backyard shit goes) and texmo is "tough, tough but fucking stupid" so it would be a good fight to see.

And just for the record. I would like to see renegade master vs either of the two, as he thinks his grandma is so tough maybe the genes were passed on and he can show us all what a real fighter is like

[WINJA]

que michael jacksons beat it

[Mental Trousers]

And just for the record. I would like to see renegade master vs either of the two, as he thinks his grandma is so tough maybe the genes were passed on and he can show us all what a real fighter is like

You should take him on gareth!!

[Finn]

My money is on Poos. A farm hand would beat a scooter rider anyday.

I'd also kick both your asses into next week.

[2much]

I've never met Tex, but my money's on Poos.

Cause with the number of times he must've been kicked by Daisy while 'approaching' her from behind, he must be able to take a good punch or two!

[SPORK]

It's the, eye of the tiger, it's the thrill of the fight
Rising up, to the challenge of our riiivallls

[skelstar]

Go poos.
poos has lost his mullet though. Has he lost his powers? Was it Delilah?

[Cibby]

hmm sorry tex..

i have to back mr poos.. only because he wil probably rub KFC on his nipples and then stick is tongue in your...... ear...

[cowpoos]

thanks for voting for me in the poll tex.... :nya:

[Deano]

well i think boxing suxs and dangerous so i wouldn't bet on either of you's.You both have balls and it dosn't mater whos balls are bigger it is the why you use them that counts.

Yeah, wouldn't want to do anything dangerous...like ride a motorbike.

[Two Smoker]

Yeah, wouldn't want to do anything dangerous...like ride a motorbike.

Just waiting for you to get into this thread....

Well texmo and cowpoos.... Ya both a pack of homos... cant wait to see both of you bitch slap each other after a day of me kicking your arses around manfield on the track...

[Deano]

Just waiting for you to get into this thread....



Do these guys need a referee ? I could be tempted to come up.

[mikey]

round two deano vs mikey :blip:

[DMNTD]

I HOPE YOU GUYS ARE JUST HAVING A LAUGH
Nope...usually keen on a bit of fun

[Deano]

round two deano vs mikey :blip:

Ummm, I'll be sober this time......(and who quit first ??):nya:

[Deano]

que michael jacksons beat it

Queen's "Another One Bites The Dust.."......oowww

[The_Dover]

Seeing as mr poo's is one of the competitors surely Duelling Banjos would be more appropriate?

[mikey]

Ummm, I'll be sober this time......(and who quit first ??):nya:
hahahaha youll be sober? oh an yeh i quit first, BUT YOU QUIT SECOND YOU LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahaha so dumb yet so funny.

why did i get gloves throwen at me in the first place? drinking my bottle of vodk before i raod up to your palce i think.....

oh an ill be wearing shoes this time so i dont cut my toes open, only ribs, an if i can stretch high enough gaynuts head, quite like gaynuts to put gloves on again.

should happen at poos place! day on the piss at manfield then back to his, an ride his kwakasackoshit dirtbike. my wheelies were getting better an better an fall off the back material the mroe beerr was drunk

[Mrs Busa Pete]

Yeah, wouldn't want to do anything dangerous...like ride a motorbike.
Riding a bike and punching someone in the head are two differant things:nya:

[DMNTD]

Riding a bike and punching someone in the head are two differant things:nya:

...but some of us can multitask :innocent:

[Mrs Busa Pete]

...but some of us can multitask :innocent:
We are not talking about in the bedroom or are we

[DMNTD]

We are not talking about in the bedroom or are we

That's wrestling silly....geeeez :blip:

[Mrs Busa Pete]

That's wrestling silly....geeeez :blip:

What dont you get a bit of head butting in then

[Freakshow]

...but some of us can multitask :innocent:

Yeah why not??? Pit bikes, Boxing gloves, sounds entertaining!:scooter:

[cowpoos]

Do these guys need a referee ? I could be tempted to come up.
It would be grand of ya old chap....but hey....mite be a waste of a trip for something that ain't gunna last a minute...[you could bring me a box of tui though?]

back to the subject....if you were to ref/officiate....what would the rules....tex was a lil scared of being kicked last time! full contact apart from hits in the pills?

[Colapop]

Nope...usually keen on a bit of fun

No fun for you son. It won't hurt for long....

Make it UFC rules. Not nut attcks, head-butting or biting - most everything else goes.

[cowpoos]

No fun for you son. It won't hurt for long....

Make it UFC rules. Not nut attcks, head-butting or biting - most everything else goes.
head buttin should be okay surely?

[DMNTD]

No fun for you son. It won't hurt for long....
Mwahaha!!!!! Such confidence big fulla!


Make it UFC rules. Not nut attcks, head-butting or biting - most everything else goes.
As long as knees 'n forearms are cool I'm a happy innocent :innocent:

[The_Dover]

TLRider is a big Hopoate fan remember.............

[DMNTD]

TLRider is a big Hopoate fan remember...
No worries mate,I'll keep ya updated :yes:
Hey.has anyone seen my toothbrush? :wait:

[The_Dover]

Hey.has anyone seen my toothbrush? :wait:

Nah, but I smelled yer breath!!:sick:

[texmo]

It would be grand of ya old chap....but hey....mite be a waste of a trip for something that ain't gunna last a minute...[you could bring me a box of tui though?]

back to the subject....if you were to ref/officiate....what would the rules....tex was a lil scared of being kicked last time! full contact apart from hits in the pills?
Last time you grabed my testies so none of that and no kicking because I have had enough broken ribs thanks but we will see on the day I guess.

[Maha]

Its the Tutu wearing and hair pulling and girlie screams that will make a must see.........:corn: :eyepoke:

[Colapop]

Its the Tutu wearing and hair pulling and girlie screams that will make a must see.........
HAhahahaha ...You must spread it around before you ... blah blah blah....


Mwahaha!!!!! Such confidence big fulla!
As long as knees 'n forearms are cool I'm a happy innocent :innocent:
Yep all that.

It's not confidence - it's surety. Dunno why no headbutts are allowed - but I know my head aint going near no-one's butt!

[Maha]

In the Yellow corner, weighing in at 67kgs (dripping wet) and with an impressive record of 1-0, he floats like a balloon and stings like a catfish, all the way from Auckland (which isn't that far really) its.....TEXMO the TURDINATOR TRIXBUNNY

In the Pink corner (for reasons known only to himself) weighing in at a mere 175 kgs with an equally impressive record of 2-0, he floats like an anchor and stings like a coldsore, all the way from the mighty Wairarapa (which is really that far) its....... COWPOOS the CUNNING STUNT EWE FRIGHTENER.......

[Rossi Gal]

cant wait to see both of you bitch slap each others arses ...

dude this sounds like its getting a bit kinky!! dont think the fight will last for long...too many others wanting to join in...more than likly just turn into an group orgee!! hahaha

[cowpoos]

I'll be needing a dolly in ma corner....and you just got the job lass....I expect a hot bikinni to be worn and a bloody good massage after the fight [all over massage]

[Rossi Gal]

I'll be needing a dolly in ma corner....and you just got the job lass....I expect a hot bikinni to be worn and a bloody good massage after the fight [all over massage]


yeah right lad!! ill be needing the masssage cos once you knock him out im gonna knock you out!!! hahahaha and um..dolly? yeah right!!

[cowpoos]

yeah right lad!! ill be needing the masssage cos once you knock him out im gonna knock you out!!! hahahaha and um..dolly? yeah right!!
I'll give ya a massage....for any reason....lol....and I doubt you'll knock me out....unless you havn't showered?

[Rossi Gal]

I'll give ya a massage....for any reason....lol....and I doubt you'll knock me out....unless you havn't showered?


thats just soo not right!!!! and are you calling me a dirty girl??!! tut tut young man! im squeky clean!! :nya:

[cowpoos]

thats just soo not right!!!! and are you calling me a dirty girl??!! tut tut young man! im squeky clean!! :nya:
yes it is......and......yer...maybe....[depends how much trouble I get in really].....squeky clean...hmmm....I'll be the judge of that lass! :nya:

[Dafe]

I think KB'ers should hold an annual boxing bash. Would be great to sort out some differences in the ring. I've seen plenty of people that need to let loose on some biker bashing!

[cowpoos]

I think KB'ers should hold an annual boxing bash. Would be great to sort out some differences in the ring. I've seen plenty of people that need to let loose on some biker bashing!
good point bro......wonder if there are any honda riders [apart from deano] that wanna go after tex!!!!

[mikey]

zed would be good!

[Madness]

I think KB'ers should hold an annual boxing bash.

I'm in, so long as I can keep my Shoei on. Don't want to spoil da goods, aye.

[NC]

zed would be good!
:rockon: :doobey:

[Fatjim]

good point bro......wonder if there are any honda riders [apart from deano] that wanna go after tex!!!!

Hey I ride a honda don't I? But I want a go a White Trash, I've seen him and I'm not scared.:shake:

Also, Texmo, no point going for Poos nuts. Mission impossible there.

[Deano]

Riding a bike and punching someone in the head are two differant things:nya:

But falling off a bike and getting hit in the head are pretty close. Both hurt.

Rugby and league are just as dangerous as boxing IMO - but I would prefer to get in the ring with someone my own weight, (and probably skill level) knowing full well they are going to try and take my head off, rather than get tackled unexpectedly from the side, breaking legs, twisting knees etc...

[Str8 Jacket]

I think KB'ers should hold an annual boxing bash. Would be great to sort out some differences in the ring. I've seen plenty of people that need to let loose on some biker bashing!

Yeah that'd be awesome!! I'd be in for that!

[Mrs Busa Pete]

But falling off a bike and getting hit in the head are pretty close. Both hurt.

Rugby and league are just as dangerous as boxing IMO - but I would prefer to get in the ring with someone my own weight, (and probably skill level) knowing full well they are going to try and take my head off, rather than get tackled unexpectedly from the side, breaking legs, twisting knees etc...

If you want to go in a 4x4 ring and knock yourselfs out then go for it but i woulndn't be cheering for yous or for anyone else including pete.I see boxing as violent senceless sport and dont see how you can get the same enjoyment out of that and riding your bike.I have 5 grandsons and if either of my daughters where to put there boys into boxing i would fight them vermently to stop it.But that is just my view and we are all entitled to our view.

[Colapop]

I think KB'ers should hold an annual boxing bash. Would be great to sort out some differences in the ring. I've seen plenty of people that need to let loose on some biker bashing!
It could be held at the KB rally "Punchout at the Plateau!!"

[vixter]

youre both fucked cause you both ride like pussys

[Quasievil]

If you guys need some tuition I used to be the middle weight champ in NZ, feel free to ask:blip:

[Quasievil]

But falling off a bike and getting hit in the head are pretty close. Both hurt.

Rugby and league are just as dangerous as boxing IMO - but I would prefer to get in the ring with someone my own weight, (and probably skill level) knowing full well they are going to try and take my head off, rather than get tackled unexpectedly from the side, breaking legs, twisting knees etc...

Actually do some practice on Deano, I hear he is a bit of a pussy when it comes to looking after ones self:wait:

[texmo]

Actually do some practice on Deano, I hear he is a bit of a pussy when it comes to looking after ones self:wait:
Trashy told me story about how mikey kickedd his arse.

[Deano]

Actually do some practice on Deano, I hear he is a bit of a pussy when it comes to looking after ones self:wait:

Yep, soft AND slow.......


Trashy told me story about how mikey kickedd his arse.

It was a rib actually. But takes more than that to stop me.

I'm happy to come up with some rules if you homos are serious.

[WINJA]

If you guys need some tuition I used to be the middle weight champ in NZ, feel free to ask:blip:
CHAMP OF WHAT? WHAT WEIGHT WAS MIDDLE WEIGHT?

[WINJA]

Trashy told me story about how mikey kickedd his arse.
ARE YOU SERIOUS ABOUT WINNING ? I CAN HELP WITH YOUR TRAINING , REMEBER IN THE KARATE KID MOVIE WITH THE PAINTING AND WAX ON WAX OFF SHIT WELL THERES PLENTY OF THAT AT WINJAS SHOULD I PENCIL YOU IN FOR SOME TRAINING ?

[Quasievil]

CHAMP OF WHAT? WHAT WEIGHT WAS MIDDLE WEIGHT?

Dunno I lied:doobey:

[WINJA]

Dunno I lied:doobey:
IM NOT LIEING ABOUT THE PAINTING AND THE WAX ON WAX OFF ,GOT A GARAGE AND 2 CARS IN IT AND A CRAP HOUSE YOU WANT SOME TRAINING QUASI?

[Deano]

The first rule is no body talks about...........nah - you must wear a mouth guard.

You can get a cheap one from any chemist for about $5

[Fatjim]

Shit, that'll quieten down poos alot. You reckon we can make it permenant.

[Smorg]

Im not voting any option......in fact i feel retarded for even reading this thread, excuse me

[GR81]

Im not voting any option......in fact i feel retarded for even reading this thread, excuse me
you dont need to read this thread to feel retarded :D

[Fatjim]

Thats pretty sexist!