Do you wanna know ........?

[Kendog]

Who do you most want to meet on KB? Who is the person/people who everytime you read one of their posts, do you sit and think "Wonder what they are really like, in person, in the flesh, to your face!?" Reasons also would be good.
I'm sure I'll get told if this has been discussed before, but can only remember a thread on "who do you admire the most", and after a conversation had at the pub when meeting Speedygirl and a few Welly local KBers, it got me thinking of this.

Mrs KD

[White trash]

Only a couple I haven't had the pleasure of enjoying a beer with. Scumdog being at the top of the list.

Because he's buying.

(And yeah, it's been done)

[MattRSK]

I reckon I would like to meet that Frosty guy he sounds pretty on to it. Oh and Cowpoos he sounds good for a laugh.

[Badcat]

i want to meet him.

[NC]

I wanna meet Mikey...

[Sniper]

Jim2
Hitcher
Spankme
White Trash
Riff Raff
WRT
Bugjuice
imdying
cowpoos
Postie
NC
The_Dover
gareth_d
spork
ManDownUnder
marty
RiderInBlack
Pyrocam
Zero Index
Devil
riffer
XP@
Lou Girardin
sAsLEX
Ixion
inlinefour
Paul_in_NZ
boomer
MSTRS
Fishslayer
Lazy7
Finn
Badcat

[Madness]

I imagine him to be like the White Wizard in LOTR.

Edit: And Hitcher, Cowpoos, Finn and Quasi (the latter three so I can poke 'em in the eyes) :Pokey:

And by the way... Mikey is real.

[NC]

But really, I wanna spit in Zed's face.

[NC]

Jim2
Hitcher
Spankme
White Trash
Riff Raff
WRT
Bugjuice
imdying
cowpoos
Postie
NC
The_Dover
gareth_d
spork
ManDownUnder
marty
RiderInBlack
Pyrocam
Zero Index
Devil
riffer
XP@
Lou Girardin
sAsLEX
Ixion
inlinefour
Paul_in_NZ
boomer
MSTRS
Fishslayer
Lazy7
Finn
Badcat
What about WINJA?

[Sniper]

What about WINJA?

Forgot about him, I want to meet him as long as he doesnt bring that dog

[Finn]

i want to meet him.

But we've got nothing in common.

[sels1]

And Sniper

[Kendog]

Jim2
Hitcher
Spankme
White Trash
Riff Raff
WRT
Bugjuice
imdying
cowpoos
Postie
NC
The_Dover
gareth_d
spork
ManDownUnder
marty
RiderInBlack
Pyrocam
Zero Index
Devil
riffer
XP@
Lou Girardin
sAsLEX
Ixion
inlinefour
Paul_in_NZ
boomer
MSTRS
Fishslayer
Lazy7
Finn
Badcat
That is quite a list!!! :gob: Are these the people you are yet to meet from KB?

[Sniper]

That is quite a list!!! :gob: Are these the people you are yet to meet from KB?

That would be right, yep

[NC]

That would be right, yep
was thinking of coming over for the drinks on the 6th

[Zed]

I'm always keen to meet any KBer for the first time, new or old, would llike to meet more of the non-Aucklanders with the exception of one foul mothed 'chick' now infiltrating the South Is.

Have probably met & ridden with several hundred of you's during my time here and it has always been a pleasure! :wavey:

[Madness]

was thinking of coming over for the drinks on the 6th

You'll be right.. You're on the list. :yes:

[Sniper]

was thinking of coming over for the drinks on the 6th

Send us a PM and you might even be lucky enough to get my cell number.....

[NC]

I'm always keen to meet any KBer for the first time, new or old, would llike to meet more of the non-Aucklanders with the exception of one foul mothed 'chick' now infiltrating the South Is.

Have probably met & ridden with several hundred of you's during my time here and it has always been a pleasure! :wavey:
Boo friggady hoo

[NC]

You'll be right.. You're on the list. :yes:
I was worried there for a second:doobey:

[Toast]

But really, I wanna spit in Zed's face.

You are an angry lil' thing aren't ya...

[Zed]

...and yeah i'd like to meet Mikey too, and Inline4, WINJA, & Cowpoos...i've met & ridden with Sixpack and John. :mellow:

[mikey]

like to meet the zedophile, not sure why, most people that ive talked to that met you say your alright but bit brainwashed with the whole jesus thing, and a bit of the do as the bible says, not as i do type as well, but i still want to meet you, see if your actually this brainwashed in real life. what church do you actually belong to, i was baptised a catholic if it helps....

[N4CR]

Only person was WINJA, met him... everything he is 'cracked' up to be. HIGHLY RECCOMENDED WILL TRADE AGAIN A++++++ etc.

Sniper left me off his list, what a fag, WELL I WONT MENTION YOU THEN. Nah sniper... cheetor and vtec are who I want to see. Andrea sounds like an interesting chick too, and I'd like to have a decent chat to TS sometime too, only seen/spoken to him once.

[mikey]

an if all goes well can have mikey vs zed at chez poo's

thats if god lets you have drunken boxing fights

he will be on your side, causu ill be praying for paptuanuku to blow some sand into your eyes so i can trip you up an kick you in the nuts while your down.

[Sniper]

Everyone knows that I have a special trip planned for auckland to mee all you guys NC4R

[marty]

the list of people i have no interest in meeting is much shorter the the list of those i do.

[NC]

You are an angry lil' thing aren't ya...
Nope......
Ask anyone on here who knows me.

[NotaGoth]

so many people I would like to meet... But do they wanna meet me...????:wait:

[oldrider]

Many happy returns, Zed and mikey, it's good to see you guy's back in action. :yes: Cheers John.

[Zed]

like to meet the zedophile, not sure why, most people that ive talked to that met you say your alright but bit brainwashed with the whole jesus thing, and a bit of the do as the bible says, not as i do type as well, but i still want to meet you, see if your actually this brainwashed in real life. what church do you actually belong to, i was baptised a catholic if it helps....Don't tell fibs now Mikey, I don't bring up the Lord with KBers when I meet them face to face unless they ask me about Him first, actually I don't recall discussing religion face to face with very many of the KBers I've met - out of respect, something you have much to learn about.

May be seeing ya one of these days boyo. :bye:

[Kendog]

the list of people i have no interest in meeting is much shorter the the list of those i do.

Yep, know that feeling.

[Joni]

Big Dave :wait:

[Kendog]

so many people I would like to meet... But do they wanna meet me...????:wait:

You sound like a kewl chic to me. You're on my list.
Mrs KD

[Zed]

Big Dave :wait:Yep met him Jo, far too overrated.







j/k Dave, luv ya heaps!

[Joni]

Yep met him Jo I always wonder if he is as tall as I imagine... me being such a shorty could make it a funny one!:D

[Zed]

I always wonder if he is as tall as I imagine... me being such a shorty could make it a funny one!:DIt would be funny, you'd have to take your heels off first hehe...he is big in stature, and he can also speak for himself - where are you big guy? :blip:

[kickingzebra]

Ah what the heck, All of You!!
We could hold a drunken jelly wrestling and boxing and wheelie competition outside an evangelistic crusade, and get the best of both worlds.

Someone has to win you see...

Actually, I met Mr and Mrs Kendog, and they were brillo! (Manfeild in february)
Keen to meet every last one of you, even the whacked out ones ;)

[Madness]

even the whacked out ones ;)

Yeah, I want to meet you too bud.....
:doobey: :doobey: :doobey: :doobey: :doobey: :doobey:

[mikey]

Don't tell fibs now Mikey,


what ever jesus fuker. im looking forward to the bashing, i mean boxing match, thats gonna happen. cunts liek you fuk me off.

what church do you belong to. im catholic an proud!

i went to church a years ago, a mate jumped in front of a train an his parents wanted to have a funeral.
oh i kind of did go this year but i was for deano's wedding an there was heaps of free piss an food so it far outwieghed the whole "fuk got to go to church" thing

[NotaGoth]

You sound like a kewl chic to me. You're on my list.
Mrs KD


That is nice to know :nya:





I've met a fair few kbers briefly.. Seen a few and been told who they were.. But not had the chance to say hi.. Most I have met I would like to meet again, if they can handle putting up with me for a second round.. :shutup:

Those who I haven't met so far who I would like to meet..

Gwinch
inlinefour
the poo man, cow poos.
ZorsT
SpeedyGirl


I'm sure theres more but I just can't think tonight.. :yawn:

[Kendog]

Ah what the heck, All of You!!
We could hold a drunken jelly wrestling and boxing and wheelie competition outside an evangelistic crusade, and get the best of both worlds.

Someone has to win you see...

Actually, I met Mr and Mrs Kendog, and they were brillo! (Manfeild in february)
Keen to meet every last one of you, even the whacked out ones ;)

Ahhhh, the penny drops, now I remember you!! Was good to meet you too! So I can cross you off my list, as it seems I've already met you. lol

[chanceyy]

dunno that i could remember everyones name

top of list is MT .. thanks for all of your help .. looking forward to meeting you shortly


from chat

Gwinch .. inline.. kittie.. two.. JB.. korn.. swanny ....grem... sensei. rayza .. ohh man .. everyone ... apart from markauckland :sick:.. nadda nope never ... dunna wanna meet him ( might be tempted to break the law)


ohh yeah guess i have to add poosy ..esp since he is a hard case nut ... :nya::doobey:

[Madness]

I would like to go for a ride with some of the KB Police squad, just to see if they are as law-abiding as myself. The real Police members, not just Mikey.

[Toast]

Nope......
Ask anyone on here who knows me.

Oh, ok...never can really tell from someone's internet persona...

So you probably wouldn't spit in that person's face then...gotta wonder why you said it then...

[Badcat]

But we've got nothing in common.
i never said i wanted to be your pal finn.

[cowpoos]

Big Dave :wait:
yer...would hav to be someone else now you meet me and i was such a let down....

[Joni]

yer...would hav to be someone else now you meet me and i was such a let down....Nah hun, you are a sweetie :D

[WINJA]

so many people I would like to meet... But do they wanna meet me...????:wait:
I WANNA MEET YOU:nya:

[NotaGoth]

I WANNA MEET YOU:nya:


Put it on your Christmas wish list... I'm sure Santa will just give you a chunk of coal again.............(your too horrible to me)

[WINJA]

I wanna meet Mikey...
I THINK WE,VE MET NC BUT I CANT REMEMBER WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE , CAN YOU POST A PIC

[cowpoos]

Nah hun, you are a sweetie

shhhhhhhh!!!!! don't say things like that on here....you'll ruin my reputation!!!

[WINJA]

Put it on your Christmas wish list... I'm sure Santa will just give you a chunk of coal again.............(your too horrible to me)
FUCK YEAH ALL I WANTED TO DO IS MEET YOU AND NOW IM GONNA BE EVEN LUCKIER AND GET A PIECE OF COAL, YOUR A SOUR PUS KITTIE IF YOU DONT HAVE A BIKE AND IS GONNA HANG OUT HERE YOU COULD AT LEAST BE NICE

[Madness]

yer...i was such a let down....

Forget to take your Cialis again Poos?

[cowpoos]

ohh yeah guess i have to add poosy ..esp since he is a hard case nut ... :nya::doobey:

your only saying that coz you wanna have rampent sex wif me....sorri luv no matter how much u butter me up the answer is still no [especially now you voted for texmo rather than me.....u lil tart!!!]

[Finn]

i never said i wanted to be your pal finn.

:crybaby: :crybaby: :crybaby: Ah get over it.

[NotaGoth]

FUCK YEAH ALL I WANTED TO DO IS MEET YOU AND NOW IM GONNA BE EVEN LUCKIER AND GET A PIECE OF COAL, YOUR A SOUR PUS KITTIE IF YOU DONT HAVE A BIKE AND IS GONNA HANG OUT HERE YOU COULD AT LEAST BE NICE


You're mean to me thats why. I'm nice to most people, when they are nice to me.

[chanceyy]

you just trying to buter me up coz you want rampant sex with me.....sorri luv...already told ya no....[especially coz ya voted for texmo not me you lil tart!!!...lol]
grins now now poosy why would i settle for 60% when i can have 110% lol:nya:

and its me telling you NO ... gezzzzzzz some guys can not take a hit .. will bring the 4x2 next time and smak the no into ya head ... :innocent:

and since texmo asked nicely i just had to vote for him (didn't know it was gonna break your heart hahahahaha) besides i have no idea who is gonna beat the shit outta who since i dunna know what he looks like ... :D :second::Punk:

[Karma]

I want to meet anyone who's female, attractive, lives in the auckland area, rides a bike, is single, and most importantly, has low standards and a low expection of their sexual partner ;)

[cowpoos]

besides i have no idea who is gonna beat the shit outta who since i dunna know what he looks like ... :D :second::Punk:

errrr.....are you saying you know what I look like.....you frickin stalking me arn't ya!!!!! nutti woman!!!!

[Zed]

I've met Spankme multiple times but Mr Wari is a bit of a mystery man...:wari:

[chanceyy]

errrr.....are you saying you know what I look like.....you frickin stalking me arn't ya!!!!! nutti woman!!!!

dunna have to stalk ya .. pictures of you pashing other guys and drinking up a storm are pretty evident :wait::shake::headbang::laugh::killingme

[Kendog]

You're mean to me thats why. I'm nice to most people, when they are nice to me.

Hey I tried to be nice to you and you did this:nya:
So:nya: right back at ya! :confused: :laugh:

[NotaGoth]

Hey I tried to be nice to you and you did this:nya:
So:nya: right back at ya! :confused: :laugh:


It was a friendly :nya: though thats the thing lol :nya:

[NC]

Oh, ok...never can really tell from someone's internet persona...

So you probably wouldn't spit in that person's face then...gotta wonder why you said it then...
No no, I would spit in Zed's face...

[Colapop]

I got a 'list' of people I wanna 'meet' - but most KBers seem ok to meet...
I'll be up in Aucks this weekend hopefullt catch up with a couple of you's unfortunately got limited time (and no bike)....


You've either got to be hated or loved to make a "Wanted" list

[Karma]

Yeh... I'll be in Wellington this weekend, but not taking the bike so will be keeping a low profile...

[WINJA]

I got a 'list' of people I wanna 'meet' - but most KBers seem ok to meet...
I'll be up in Aucks this weekend hopefullt catch up with a couple of you's unfortunately got limited time (and no bike)....


You've either got to be hated or loved to make a "Wanted" list
IF YOUR STH OF HAMS YOULL PROLLY DRIVE RIGHT PAST MY HOUSE , WANNA FREE COFFEE

[inlinefour]

Anyone is welcome around here, even the ones who think Im a ----. The interesting thing with this site is that you get no idea of what someone is like. Some of the best barmys Ive had with other KBers have ended up as being the KBers Id like to meet. Will be up north as of from Thursday when I go up. Will definitely give WINJA a call as I go through.

[Warr]

Anyone is welcome around here, even the ones who think Im a ----. The interesting thing with this site is that you get no idea of what someone is like. Some of the best barmys Ive had with other KBers have ended up as being the KBers Id like to meet. Will be up north as of from Thursday when I go up. Will definitely give WINJA a call as I go through.
What is your itinerary ?

[inlinefour]

What is your itinerary ?

Go up on Thursday. Will hang out with my boy while hes not at school and no one else will matter at that time. Otherwise Im happy to catch up with any KBer whos up that way.

[Warr]

Go up on Thursday. Will hang out with my boy while hes not at school and no one else will matter at that time. Otherwise Im happy to catch up with any KBer whos up that way.
like are you in Auck's or Ham's or ?

[inlinefour]

like are you in Auck's or Ham's or ?


Will be going through Hamilhole on the way up though.

[Zed]

Will be going through Hamilhole on the way up though.Nah Hams isn't a hole really (especially to the good folk that live there!)...Warr u should meet him on his way thru and give him the learn up 22!! :scooter:

[scumdog]

Only a couple I haven't had the pleasure of enjoying a beer with. Scumdog being at the top of the list.

Because he's buying.

(And yeah, it's been done)

DON'T want to meet White Trash - 'cos I owe him a beer!!!

Haven't met a KBer that I didn't want to meet a second time.

Of course there's a shitload I haven't yet met.


(OK, just kidding about you WT)

[Warr]

Nah Hams isn't a hole really (especially to the good folk that live there!)...Warr u should meet him on his way thru and give him the learn up 22!! :scooter:
Darn for sure !! Working in Tauranga Thursday/Friday so wont be home. What day are you coming back Inline??

[inlinefour]

Darn for sure !! Working in Tauranga Thursday/Friday so wont be home. What day are you coming back Inline??

But I have to get home, have a wee sleep and then go do night shift. I only call it a hole cause I lived there for 8 months. I could not handle being away from the sea and would disappear each weekend to Raglan to camp/surf etc.

BTW, I'm taking the Hilux up with the z50 in the back. Your welcome to give me the learn but it would be pretty pointless eh. As I will be transporting master IL4 about, a mortorsickle will just not do as it aint worth the risk...

[Big Dave]

Is there a Quick/Custard ride/pub night this thursday?
Could catch up there Joni?

Have a hard time getting there for the ride - but could head to the pub after.

Zed - you were right the first time.

[ZeroIndex]

um.. everyone in Hamilton, gotta meet Sniper one day.. and any other ex-SA people..

hmmm.. i should try make a list of people I have met so far..

[Joni]

Could catch up there Joni?:no: Nah Dave... cant! I moved to the South Island in December, no longer in Auckland.

When Im up next I will let you know :first:

[Rashika]

guess theres a few i would like to meet...just to know if they are complete arseholes or not :blip:

but I REALLY REALLY wanna meet that bloody Imdying character... the one what pinched my arse for his avatar...one day dude ;)


Fridays good...

[NC]

I THINK WE,VE MET NC BUT I CANT REMEMBER WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE , CAN YOU POST A PIC
There yah go

[Paul in NZ]

It's easy to meet people but sadly you can't un meet them afterwards...

At least thats what I'm told, I'm not so sure about that so I'm working on it...

[Str8 Jacket]

There yah go

Ah yes, I think we've met... Not sure though...

[NC]

It's easy to meet people but sadly you can't un meet them afterwards...

At least thats what I'm told, I'm not so sure about that so I'm working on it...
I'm not that bad!



:gob:

[NC]

Ah yes, I think we've met... Not sure though...
Didn't I stay at your house for 2 weeks? Oh narh, surely not? :laugh:

[Str8 Jacket]

Didn't I stay at your house for 2 weeks? Oh narh, surely not? :laugh:

Holy shit, no one told me!

[Big Dave]

:no: Nah Dave... cant! I moved to the South Island in December, no longer in Auckland.

When Im up next I will let you know :first:


Plan b then - I still might go t'pub. :nya:

[DMNTD]

Wouldn't mind meeting pretty much anyone from KB.
Will be seeing Colapoof in Auck's on saturday if we can make it down. Should be a bloody good laugh :blip:
Inline...shall see ya thursday for a ride 'n bourbon if ya keen man.
Got a few good tracks up this way.



....i've met & ridden with Sixpack and John. :mellow:

Saw that...one of the funniest meetings I've ever seen!!
Goes to show how peeps are different in person though eh.
Can assure y'all that Mr Zed ain't a pussy arsed bible basher...bloody good bloke actually and tolerated us up these ways with a beer in hand and a laugh to boot.
Surely that's all that counts?

[skelstar]

Ive met most of whom I wanted to met specifically.

I too have been surprised how different people are in person. Its interesting meeting the occasional 'KB rockstar' only to find that they are pretty cool people in person.

[Paul in NZ]

I'm not that bad!



:gob:


You are actually a very nice person.... I don't want to un meet you at all...

[cowpoos]

I too have been surprised how different people are in person. Its interesting meeting the occasional 'KB rockstar' only to find that they are pretty cool people in person.

lol....do explain further what you are meaning by that lad???

[ManDownUnder]

Biff - coz he's rude and I know he'll have rude friends

[skelstar]

Your not a rockstar ryan. Youre a cowboy. ;)

[Two Smoker]

Your not a rockstar ryan. Youre a cowboy. ;)

A Brokeback Mountain Cowboy too....

[cowpoos]

Your not a rockstar ryan. Youre a cowboy. ;)

you got that right!!!!!!

Its all the same, only the names will change
Everyday it seems were wasting away
Another place where the faces are so cold
Id drive all night just to get back home

Chorus:
Im a COWBOY, on a STEEL horse I ride
Im wanted dead or alive
Wanted dead or alive

Sometimes I sleep, sometimes its not for days
And the people I meet always go their separate ways
Sometimes you tell the day
By the bottle that you drink
And times when youre all alone all you do is think

Chorus

I walk these streets, a loaded six string on my back
I play for keeps, cause I might not make it back
I been everywhere, still Im standing tall
Ive seen a million faces an Ive rocked them all

Im a COWBOY, on a STEEL horse I ride
Im wanted dead or alive
Im a COWBOY, I got the night on my side
Im wanted dead or alive
Wanted dead or alive

[cowpoos]

A Brokeback Mountain Cowboy too....
I still don't get that joke....I think I missed something on here one day or something????? Hmmmm?


but you a bitch....

[Two Smoker]

you got that right!!!!!!

Its all the same, only the names will change
Everyday it seems were wasting away
Another place where the faces are so cold
Id drive all night just to get back home

Chorus:
Im a COWBOY, on a STEEL horse I ride
Im wanted dead or alive
Wanted dead or alive

Sometimes I sleep, sometimes its not for days
And the people I meet always go their separate ways
Sometimes you tell the day
By the bottle that you drink
And times when youre all alone all you do is think

Chorus

I walk these streets, a loaded six string on my back
I play for keeps, cause I might not make it back
I been everywhere, still Im standing tall
Ive seen a million faces an Ive rocked them all

Im a COWBOY, on a STEEL horse I ride
Im wanted dead or alive
Im a COWBOY, I got the night on my side
Im wanted dead or alive
Wanted dead or alive

Yep.... this just confirms my original statement :bleh: hehehe

[Rashika]

Biff - coz he's rude and I know he'll have rude friends
HA! And he looks so un-Biff like I reckon :blip:

[NC]

HA! And he looks so un-Biff like I reckon :blip:
Biffs have a look?

[Rashika]

Biffs have a look?
yeah...rude and obnoxious...

but he's kinda like Clark Kent- looks nuthing like his alter ego :whistle:

[The_Dover]

They’re all the same, only the fillings change
Thank god for pies or I’d be wasting away
Another place where the Mrs Macs are cold
“Are these hot snacks fresh? Or a week and a half old?”

Chorus:
Im COWPOOS, on a GIXXER I ride
I live on, mince and cheese pies
Im COWPOOS, I got the Tui on my side
I live on, mince and cheese pies

Sometimes It’s sheep, or a cow on rainy days
And the people I meet, look at me in funny ways
Sometimes I smell the way
Of the livestock on my land
And times when I’m all alone, and I have to use my hand

Chorus

I walk these streets, Bette Midler CD's in my pack,
I play with sheep, stick velcro gloves upon their back
I been to wellington, and on the 'takas I'll fall
Ive seen a million faeces an I've trod in them all

Im COWPOOS, on a GIXXER I ride
I live on, mince and cheese pies
Im COWPOOS, I got the Tui on my side
I live on, mince and cheese pies
mince and cheese pies

[NC]

yeah...rude and obnoxious...

but he's kinda like Clark Kent- looks nuthing like his alter ego :whistle:
The glasses allways get them!

[Nicksta]

I want to meet anyone who's female, attractive, lives in the auckland area, rides a bike, is single, and most importantly, has low standards and a low expection of their sexual partner ;)
hmmm... you stole my idea, i want to meet the tall, good looking guys on this site, prefer blue eyes and black leathers.... auckland area, single, wanting to go for a ride..... ;)

[Str8 Jacket]

hmmm... you stole my idea, i want to meet the tall, good looking guys on this site, prefer blue eyes and black leathers.... auckland area, single, wanting to go for a ride..... ;)

hehe, now I bet all the guys want to meet you! :blip:

[Karma]

Well I'll be buying some leathers soon, so I think I meet all of those barring the blue eyes... you willing to overlook that?

[Nicksta]

i'll have to see you in your leathers.....
i'll be back in september...;)
and dont worry Str8 Jacket, a lot of KBers have met me already... no one said boo :(

[Two Smoker]

Im keen to meet any KB'ers... Dont do many road rides anymore though, so it will generally be at the track where the meeting place would be....

I owe a couple of beers down South to Biff and OAB though... Will hopefully be redeemed toward the end of the year, or definately in January...

Met some absolute wankers though... you know... Loosebruce, dss3, cowpoos etc.... hehehe (thats a pisstake btw)

[Keystone19]

I've met a few KBers, from all parts of the country too!

Can't think of any I don't want to meet or that I want to un-meet...

I just reckon it's awesome that no matter where you go, there's always a KBer ready to join you for a beer!

[oldrider]

hmmm... you stole my idea, i want to meet the tall, good looking guys on this site, prefer blue eyes and black leathers.... auckland area, single, wanting to go for a ride..... ;)
Blue eyes, black leathers! Hey, I almost qualify! Why did you leave it so late, all the rest has gone off! :bye: Life can be so cruel. :yes:

[The Stranger]

But really, I wanna spit in Zed's face.

Why would you want to do that?

[Karma]

i'll have to see you in your leathers.....

Game on...

[vifferman]

I'd quite like to meet GoatFood (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/member.php?u=1612).

[Finn]

But really, I wanna spit in Zed's face.

That's digusting and even I'm offended. That's kiwi chicks for yah, pftttt.

[ManDownUnder]

I've met a few KBers, from all parts of the country too!

Can't think of any I don't want to meet or that I want to un-meet...

I just reckon it's awesome that no matter where you go, there's always a KBer ready to join you for a beer!

I'm flattered - you don't want to unmeet me - even after those hideous displays in my speedos??

... shucks... guess I'll hare to repeat it then (bout bloody time too I hear you say)
MDU

[ManDownUnder]

HA! And he looks so un-Biff like I reckon :blip:

REALLY???

Cool - I always imagine him to be the kinda dicreet, suave, distinguished looking guy, a natural way with the ladies (from behind if you please...) - that kind of thing.

[Colapop]

Wouldn't mind meeting pretty much anyone from KB.
Will be seeing Colapoof in Auck's on saturday if we can make it down. Should be a bloody good laugh :blip:


You really want that bitch slap don't ya boy?

As far as meeting KB peeps go - I'm working at the Welly crew and whoever else...

[Rashika]

REALLY???

Cool - I always imagine him to be the kinda dicreet, suave, distinguished looking guy, a natural way with the ladies (from behind if you please...) - that kind of thing.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.......... :killingme :lol:





ooops sorry Biffy

[Mental Trousers]

hmmm... you stole my idea, i want to meet the tall, good looking guys on this site, prefer blue eyes and black leathers.... auckland area, single, wanting to go for a ride..... ;)
Game on...
Game over man.

[cowpoos]

i want to meet the tall, good looking guys on this site, prefer blue eyes and black leathers.... auckland area, single, wanting to go for a ride..... ;)

buggar....... :(

[Str8 Jacket]

buggar....... :(

Your not tall enough poos...

[Karma]

Game over man.

Cheers man... I'm good looking in a 1880s kinda way...

Perhaps I'd be more attractive if I went and purchased that barbie that's in Colemans ;)

[Nicksta]

um, Poos is actually taller than me.. we have met briefly...

[cowpoos]

Met some absolute wankers though... you know... Loosebruce, dss3, cowpoos etc.... hehehe (thats a pisstake btw)

nah you got it wrong chief...I'm a wanker...those two are homo's



oh and your a bitch!

[cowpoos]

Your not tall enough poos...

errrr.....nah.....I'm way taller than the ever incouragable nicksta..she's bout your height doll..I just have blue,white and black leathers....but I look fuckin hot in them!!!

[cowpoos]

um, Poos is actually taller than me.. we have met briefly...
yer....you kicked me in the butt if I remeber???

[PaddyFZ1]

Would like to catch up with any of the KBers. Met a few so far and sure i will get to meet more, as i make to some more rides.
Hope to meet some of the Norfland crew next time i get up there. (Girlfriend from up those ways, so head up there a bit to catch up with friends and family).

[Str8 Jacket]

errrr.....nah.....I'm way taller than the ever incouragable nicksta..she's bout your height doll..I just have blue,white and black leathers....but I look fuckin hot in them!!!

Yes poos your hot, sooo very hot :blip:



yer....you kicked me in the butt if I remeber???

Mwahahahahaha!! I wanna meet Nicksta now, she sounds awesome! :blah:

[u4ea]

i have only met one kber so far and hope to meet more in time .:scooter: :blip:

[Two Smoker]

nah you got it wrong chief...I'm a wanker...those two are homo's



oh and your a bitch!

I stand corrected....

[buellbabe]

I'm just interested in meeting real people who are on the same wave-length as me and can RIDE!
All the KBrs I have met so far have been cool peeps...

[Karma]

OH man... been a while since someone called me cool...

[Mental Trousers]

Perhaps I'd be more attractive if I went and purchased that barbie that's in Colemans ;)

You would indeed!!

[cowpoos]

OH man... been a while since someone called me cool...
it was ment in a 1880's type of way!

[**R1**]

I'd be keen on a ride with
Loose bruce, Larikin, WT and a few other keen stunters...

This xmas I'm working on a plan to get up north so might meet a few of ya's then....

[inlinefour]

I walk these streets, Bette Midler CD's in my pack,
I play with sheep, stick velcro gloves upon their back
I been to wellington, and on the 'takas I'll fall
Ive seen a million faeces an I've trod in them all

Im COWPOOS, on a GIXXER I ride
I live on, mince and cheese pies
Im COWPOOS, I got the Tui on my side
I live on, mince and cheese pies
mince and cheese pies


The mind boggles, Poos, this should be your sig as its a classic.:nya:

[ZeroIndex]

They’re all the same, only the fillings change
Thank god for pies or I’d be wasting away
Another place where the Mrs Macs are cold
“Are these hot snacks fresh? Or a week and a half old?”

Chorus:
Im COWPOOS, on a GIXXER I ride
I live on, mince and cheese pies
Im COWPOOS, I got the Tui on my side
I live on, mince and cheese pies

Sometimes It’s sheep, or a cow on rainy days
And the people I meet, look at me in funny ways
Sometimes I smell the way
Of the livestock on my land
And times when I’m all alone, and I have to use my hand

Chorus

I walk these streets, Bette Midler CD's in my pack,
I play with sheep, stick velcro gloves upon their back
I been to wellington, and on the 'takas I'll fall
Ive seen a million faeces an I've trod in them all

Im COWPOOS, on a GIXXER I ride
I live on, mince and cheese pies
Im COWPOOS, I got the Tui on my side
I live on, mince and cheese pies
mince and cheese pies
now that's impressive :)

[onearmedbandit]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to The_Dover again.

That was fucking brilliant mate!

[Switch]

That is an impressive poem haha :rofl:

[ZeroIndex]

That is an impressive poem haha :rofl:
it's not a poem.. it's a song (with different words.. like weird al) Kid Rock - Cowboy

[Waylander]

I always wonder if he is as tall as I imagine... me being such a shorty could make it a funny one!:D
Well you met me at the track day and he is another head taller than me.


I've met Spankme multiple times but Mr Wari is a bit of a mystery man...:wari:
I sometimes doubt his exhistance but he must be real. Shame he's over seas still I think. Havn't seen him on in ages.


Darn for sure !! Working in Tauranga Thursday/Friday so wont be home. What day are you coming back Inline??
Should give me a bell tomorrow at 5 mate. Show you were the pub is.:first:


it's not a poem.. it's a song (with different words.. like weird al) Kid Rock - Cowboy
It's actually a Bon Jovi song called Wanted.

[ZeroIndex]

It's actually a Bon Jovi song called Wanted.
Oh yeah.. I've got that Cowboy song by Kid Rock stuck in my head

[cowpoos]

It's actually a Bon Jovi song called Wanted.
wanted dead or alive....

[Waylander]

Just checked it. You're right Poos.

[cowpoos]

Just checked it. You're right Poos.
I sure am....

[WINJA]

There yah go
NAH THATS NOT THE RUTH I WAS THINKING OF SHE WAS HIDEOUS

[Sketchy_Racer]

I want to meet FINN.

and then kick his arse in a race over piecock hill :Pokey:

[White trash]

I'd be keen on a ride with
Loose bruce, Larikin, WT and a few other keen stunters...

This xmas I'm working on a plan to get up north so might meet a few of ya's then....
Ummmm, we've met, remember?

You're welcome.

[Karma]

I sure am....
Bet that ain't something you hear often...

[2much]

Can assure y'all that Mr Zed ain't a pussy arsed bible basher...bloody good bloke actually and tolerated us up these ways with a beer in hand and a laugh to boot.
Surely that's all that counts?

+1

Whereas TL is just as lippy in person as online.... uglier though.

[NC]

NAH THATS NOT THE RUTH I WAS THINKING OF SHE WAS HIDEOUS
Oh must talking about this one then!

[WINJA]

Oh must talking about this one then!
NOT AS NICE AS BUFFY OR KATWYN , I DONT REALLY REMEMBER YOU BUT YOU USED TO LIVE IN AUCKS AND HANG OUT AT DARBY ST RIGHT?

[NC]

NOT AS NICE AS BUFFY OR KATWYN , I DONT REALLY REMEMBER YOU BUT YOU USED TO LIVE IN AUCKS AND HANG OUT AT DARBY ST RIGHT?
Nope never hung out at darby, just knew some blokes that did.
Yeah Aucks

[Finn]

I want to meet FINN.

and then kick his arse in a race over piecock hill :Pokey:

Fat chance rice rocketeer. The starter motor on my bike puts out more torque than the motors in any of your bikes.

[Smorg]

Bufty..............................Ive been on a couple of rides about a year ago. Met a few people enjoyed a beer with a few good guys at Puhoi pub I think one of them was stroker girl and a guy on a BMW who seemed to think that I didnt have enough room to pass a truck coming down off windy ridge.......I still had like 50cm to spare

[Sketchy_Racer]

Fat chance rice rocketeer. The starter motor on my bike puts out more torque than the motors in any of your bikes.

lol.......

Go ask deano and sensi who are pretty quick, about our trip over Piecock hill eh??

[Finn]

lol.......

Go ask deano and sensi who are pretty quick, about our trip over Piecock hill eh??

There is nothing fast in Kapiti. In fact, it's so slow the only thing that grows there is cheese... Just like that add on TV.

[Qkkid]

+1

Whereas TL is just as lippy in person as online.... uglier though.
I have to agree with ya there :shutup:

[Sketchy_Racer]

There is nothing fast in Kapiti. In fact, it's so slow the only thing that grows there is cheese... Just like that add on TV.


Bless your bloated Ego :killingme

If you don't know, i believe that sensi is from aucks, Nice.

I dare you to come and race me and my friend jay lawrence over piecock hill. :nya:

We'll go easy on you, ............ Promise:innocent:

[Finn]

If you don't know, i believe that sensi is from aucks, Nice.


Exactly. Sensei is from Aucks. I heard you're so slow, there's mold growing on your bike.

[Sketchy_Racer]

I heard you're so slow, there's mold growing on your bike

No its a Kawasaki. They are naturally green.


I heard your so gay, you have to shove a tampon up your arse so every time you sneeze you don't shit yourself.

But thats just what I heard.

[Finn]

No its a Kawasaki. They are naturally green.


I heard your so gay, you have to shove a tampon up your arse so every time you sneeze you don't shit yourself.

But thats just what I heard.

Feisty wee fella aren't you?

[Sketchy_Racer]

Feisty wee fella aren't you

Yep,

Thats how we're breed in Kapiti.

we don't take no shit from gay little dorklanders



(p/t)

[Finn]

Yep,

Thats how we're breed in Kapiti.





(p/t)

Oh that's just asking for it :yes:

[Sketchy_Racer]

Oh that's just asking for it

yep and wot??

Bring it




(p/t)

[boomer]

yep and wot??

Bring it




(p/t)

i'm starting to get the hang of this interweeb now.. just add (P/T) to any insult, abuse or angry comment and it's "All Good"
:blip:

[Sketchy_Racer]

Yer you got it!!

Fuck you boomer your a c**t



(p/t) <--------- ohhhh yeeaahhh

[Korea]

Hmmm... must remember that...

cocks! :shit:

(p/t)

...works well.

[Finn]

Yer you got it!!

Fuck you boomer your a c**t



(p/t) <--------- ohhhh yeeaahhh

RG100, you're so slow we have to stick pegs in the ground to measure your progress...

n/p/t :nya:

[boomer]

Yer you got it!!

Fuck you boomer your a c**t



(p/t) <--------- ohhhh yeeaahhh

old news, get with the game mate!!! oh my bad, i keep forgetting your 'slow'

[boomer]

Woops...My bad



(p/t)

[Sketchy_Racer]

old news, get with the game mate!!! oh my bad, i keep forgetting your 'slow'


oh is that right?


Hows dem Chicken strips coming along??

yeah, thought so.

[Sketchy_Racer]

RG100, you're so slow we have to stick pegs in the ground to measure your progress...

n/p/t :nya:

Each stick representing 300 metres per second.

yeah its a shame no speedo can comprehend the speed i travel at.
:yes:

oh and your so slow my grandma passed you on her Zimmer Frame :motu: