Bloody Tennis

[Big Dave]

What's with all the obscenely grunting chics pushing everything else off 2 sports channels - just hurry up and get it over with pahleeese.
'Love' nuthin' - but 2 weeks of dullsville.

[Hitcher]

And how come the French Biggles got a tennis stadium named after him?

[Big Dave]

And how come the French Biggles got a tennis stadium named after him?

'BIGGLES FLIES UNDONE' - Python, M.

[Hitcher]

"Look out, there's three Fokkers on our tail!" cried Ginger, causing Algy to snigger.

"A Fokker is a type of aeroplane," explained Biggles, patiently.

"Yes, but these Fokkers are Messerschmidts!" screamed a frightened Ginger from the rear. A machine gun chattered as he let one go.

"Pooh" said Algy.

"Look out Algernon," quavered Biggles as a Messerschmidt ME109 howled past the wing tip of the battered old bi-plane and loosed off another deadly stream of red hot lead.

"I think I need to go wee," yelled Biggles. He put the biplane into a steep dive. About 100 feet above the ground he pulled the stick back, making the plane perform a graceful `U'.

"Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!" cried Biggles.

"I don't think I can hold it Biggles," cried Algy, his voice now coming in short gasps.

"Well, perhaps if you started off by just touching it ..." suggested Biggles, "...

"He's cracked," thought Algy. How do I know he was thinking that? Easy. He said it to Ginger.

"What's going on up here?" growled Ginger as he brusquely barged into the bi-planes cramped cockpit.

"Its Biggles Ginger ..." replied Algy. "... I ... I think he's cracking."

"I think you're pretty spiffing yourself," quipped Biggles.

[Big Dave]

>>Messerschmidt ME109<<

Cracking!

Ever since the Suzuki M109 Boulevard has been in my possession I have seen several references to dis machine.

ve vill ask ze qvestions or vot?

[Colapop]

Thanks guys - you're making me feel young...

[Lou Girardin]

>>Messerschmidt ME109<<

Cracking!

Ever since the Suzuki M109 Boulevard has been in my possession I have seen several references to dis machine.

ve vill ask ze qvestions or vot?

You'd probably drop the ME as well.
Further to fall though.

[PuppetMaster]

How did we get onto German Aeroplanes, from french tennis and squealy girls?


I agree Dave. Probably be more aceptable if womans tennis was more exciting.
But, luckily for you Dave, I saw the world Dominoe champs advertised on ESPN, coming soon.

[Big Dave]

How did we get onto German Aeroplanes, from french tennis and squealy girls?


I agree Dave. Probably be more aceptable if womans tennis was more exciting.
But, luckily for you Dave, I saw the world Dominoe champs advertised on ESPN, coming soon.


Yuh! and what about the world paint drying championships and the national grass growers competetion - I'm sure they will be as enthralling as the Poker, Dominoes and lets not forget the Spelling bees!

Fortunately the NBA is on right now and Sportcenter and PTI make up for the dross.

Pistons are up in game 5 - 2nd qtr. Go heat - I would like to see Payton win a ring.

[Oscar]

>>Messerschmidt ME109<<

Cracking!

Ever since the Suzuki M109 Boulevard has been in my possession I have seen several references to dis machine.

ve vill ask ze qvestions or vot?

Dons Train Spotters hat\

That model was known as the Bf109, actually...

[Lou Girardin]

Dons Train Spotters hat\

That model was known as the Bf109, actually...

Yes, but it's not as funny.

[Big Dave]

Dons Train Spotters hat\

That model was known as the Bf109, actually...


Nick off - I'm not talking to you.

[Oscar]

Nick off - I'm not talking to you.

Where were you yesterday?
Photo session on Muriwai mit der three BMWs....

[Big Dave]

Where were you yesterday?
Photo session on Muriwai mit der three BMWs....

Yeah - Thanks for the invitation. doh - I'm not talking to you.

[Oscar]

Yeah - Thanks for the invitation. doh - I'm not talking to you.


Yep.
HP2
GS1200
GS1200Adventure

Then I picked up me new 950 Adv.

Great day.

[Swoop]

Bloody tennis...

Is Anna playing? Oh forget it. It's still bloody boring.:bye:

[Kickaha]

I agree Dave. Probably be more aceptable if womans tennis was more exciting.



Or they made them play naked