Your favourite song lyrics

[BIGBOSSMAN]

Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang
Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang
Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang
Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang
Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang
Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang

Well the Shoop Shoop stands for the mood you're in
And the Diddy Wop mean let the fun begin
It's a feeling gonna set your senses reeling and you can't sit still
Cumma Cumma mean what you thought, that's right
And the Wang Dang gonna get you through the night time
Baby there's a right time if you wanna lose control

Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang
Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang
Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang
Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang
Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang
Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang

Shoop Shoop - li'll party, nothing formal
Diddy Wop - she's in the corner, looked quite normal
The Cumma Cumma, empty glass, bold as brass, pinch me, hang about
Wang Dang

Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang
Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang
Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang
She said Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang
Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang
Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang

Well the Shoop Shoop stood for her mood alright
And her Diddy Wop gave me a nasty fright
Sought of feeling that-a sent me senses reeling and you can't sit still
Cumma Cumma meant what I thought, touche
And the Wang Dang, err, anyway, nearly died, mortified, nearly lost control

Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang
Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang

[Blue Velvet]

Has anyone heard of these from Black Flag (Henry Rollins) ?

"Drink........drink........drink.......drink....... .don't think.........drink..........drive.......KILL"

They aren't actually my favourite lyrics, but they are pretty "out there". Shocking really.

Yes. I like their spoken word album 'Family Man', particularly the title track.

And while not my favourite, I like this one...

BUTTHOLE SURFERS - Sweet Loaf

"Daddy, what does regret mean?
Well son, the funny thing about regret is,
It's better to regret something you have done,
Than to regret something you haven't done.
And by the way, if you see your mom this weekend,
Be sure and tell her, SATAN, SATAN, SATAN!!!"

[Hitcher]

Every last one, route one, rural heart's got a story to tell
Every grandma, in-law, ex-girlfriend
Maybe knows you just a little too well
Whether you're late for church or you're stuck in jail
Hey word's gonna get around
Everybody dies famous in a small town.

[MisterD]

I'm hot for teacher.


I'm not sure about great lyrics, but that video was pretty good IIRC...(heads off to youtube)

[MisterD]

Hey You!
Don't watch that,
Watch this.
This is the heavy heavy monster sound,
The nutsiest sound around
So, if you come in off the street,
And you're beginning to feel the heat
You'd better start to move your feet
To the rockingest rock-steady beat of Madness.
ONE STEP BEYOND...

[pzkpfw]

A little old lady got mutilated late last night...

[BarBender]

A little old lady got mutilated late last night...

Going to get himself a big dish of beef chow mein...

[Pussy]

Going to get himself a big dish of beef chow mein...

His hair was perfect!

[Pussy]

I've had the blues,
The reds and the pinks,
One thing's for sure,
Love stinks

[Pussy]

Well I'm hiding in Honduras,
I'm a desperate man
Send lawyers, guns and money
the shit has hit the fan

[davereid]

Perhaps not my favorite... but used to piss my neighbours off...

Fuck This
And Fuck That
Fuck em, all the fuckers, fucken brats.
I'm not a protein stain
I'm not a semen discharge.

(The Sex Pistols)

(Best enjoyed with a motorcycle parked in the lounge, plentiful recreational chemicals, and some pretty girls with spiky haircuts, safety pins thru their noses, short kilts and no panties)

At least thats how I remember it.

[kiwifruit]

right about now
the funk so brother

[Trudes]

Possibly been posted before, but it always cracks me up, probably because it's what I often want to say to blow hards!!:

So fucking what!

Well, I've been to Hastings and I've been to Brighton
I've been to Eastbourne too
So what, so what
And I've been here, I've been there
I've been every fucking where
So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little cunt

Well, who cares, who cares what you do
Yeah, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you

Well, I've fucked the queen, I've fucked Bach
I've even sucked an old man's cock
So what, so what
And I've fucked a sheep, I've fucked a goat
I rammed my cock right down its throat
So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little fuck

Well, who cares, who cares what you do
And, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you

And I've drunk that, I've drunk this
I've spewed up on a pint of piss
So what, so what
I've had skag, I've had speed
I've jacked up until I bleed
So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little cunt

Well, who cares, who cares what you do
Yeah, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you, you

A-hahaha!

Yeah!

I've had crabs, I've had lice
I've had the clap and that ain't nice
So what, so what
I've fucked this, I've fucked that
I've even fucked a school girl's twat
So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little fuck

Well, who cares, who cares what you do
And, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you, you

So fucking what!
Yeah

[Sully60]

His hair was perfect!

Aahhhhh Ooooooooo....
RIP- Warren Zevon

These aren't necessarly my all time fav lyrics but IMHO they're damn cool and just a little topical (for me) at the mo. You migh have heard them on a TV add but this song was nominated for a Silver Scroll so I'm not the only one who thinks they're okay. From a man who shares his name with a rather handy post classic racer:

It might be nice to smash the state, but its getting late
and mostly I'm just working for the man.

It might be good to tell the boss that I don't give a toss
and to stick his lame ass job
but I'm not sure that I can.

(Montieths anyone?:beer: )

The universe is mostly fine with me
It seems to be the only place to be

Wake up from you beautiful haze
Rise up smash your beautiful chains
Climb out of your beautiful maze
Rise up, rise up

Climb down from your beautiful tower
You know you won't make beautiful remains
All that's left is a beautiful hour
And it's ours, ours

I sit here listening in 5.1
When the day is done
I look around at everything and it's all good

I nailed my edict to the lunchroom door
'make love not war'
They say just do it - I just did and it seems I really could

I'm just a puny guy on a blue green ball
Got no problem with that at all.


No to get back to my ol' skool roots(you can take the boy out of the Hutt.....)
J.Hetfield, L. Ulrich, D. Mustaine

TimeThis line should actaully be war but the gentlemen listed above were against that sort of thing at the time
Has taken it's toll on you
The lines that crack your face.

Famine
Your body it has torn through
Withered in every place.

Pestilence
For what you have to endure
And what you have put others through.

Death
Deliverance for you for sure
(Now) there's nothing you can do.

These are the one I actually care to type
But.....
Who are you to wave your finger you must of been out of your head
Eye holes deep in muddy water you practcally raised the dead.
You must have been high!

Bling for the fans who identify the last ones Artist, song and album please!

[Hitcher]

So fucking what!
Yeah

Trudi, don't panic, but some crazed fool seems to have hacked into your KB account.

[Trudes]

Trudi, don't panic, but some crazed fool seems to have hacked into your KB account.

What on earth do you mean?? I love that song!! Doesn't everyone?:lol:

[Sully60]

Trudi, don't panic, but some crazed fool seems to have hacked into your KB account.

So she's been to Hastings, Brighton and Eastbourne....

What else has she been up too?:devil2:

[Trudes]

So she's been to Hastings, Brighton and Eastbourne....

What else has she been up too?:devil2:

Well....... I don't think I have been to Brighton, but the rest I'm not about to discuss!:innocent:

[Sully60]

Well....... I don't think I have been to Brighton, but the rest I'm not about to discuss!:innocent:

Yeah but you know you want to..
Go to Brighton that is, I hear it's lovely in July.

Do you know this one?

I got something to say, I killed.....

[NZsarge]

If blood will flow when flesh and steel are one
Drying in the colour of the evening sun
Tomorrow's rain will wash the stains away
But something in our minds will always stay

Perhaps this final act was meant
To clinch a lifetime's argument
That nothing comes from violence
and nothing ever could
For all those born beneath an angry star
Lest we forget how fragile we are

On and on the rain will fall
Like tears from a star like tears from a star
On and on the rain will say
How fragile we are how fragile we are.

[hXc]

These are the one I actually care to type
But.....
Who are you to wave your finger you must of been out of your head
Eye holes deep in muddy water you practcally raised the dead.
You must have been high!

Bling for the fans who identify the last ones Artist, song and album please!The Pot - Tool: 10000 Days.

[Trudes]

Do you know this one?

I got something to say, I killed.....

It doesn't matter much to me.....

[Number One]

Heaps of great lyrics but soo many already listed! Here are two that I am enjoying again at the mo

Out from Under - Incubus

To resist is to piss int he wind.
ANyone who does will end up smelling.
Knowing this why do I defy?
Because m y inner voice is yelling.
There is a fist pressing against
Anyone thinks something compelling
Our intuit we're taught to deny,
and our soul we're told is for selling.

Get from under them
Resist and multiply!
Get out from under them
Resist, unlearn, defy!
Get out from under
precipice and see the sky!

The Warmth- Incubus

I'd like to close my eyes and go numb
but there's a cold wind coming from the top of the highest high-rise today
It's not a breeze cos it blows hard
Yes, and it wants me to discard the humanity I know,
Watch the warmth blow away

Do you think I should adhere?
To that pressing new frontier
And leave in my wake a trail of fear (?)
Or should I hold my head up high
and throw a wrench in the spokes by leaving the air behind me clear
Don't let the world bring you down
Not everyone here is that fucked up and cold
REmember why you came and while you're alive
Experience the warmth before you grow old

and one final line that I love....When I am king you will be first against the wall....with your opinions, which are of no consequence at all! ANd anything by Rage or Metallica is great to prepare for a stint in the goal playing hockey too...love to belt these out at the top of my voice!

[SlashWylde]

Aahhhhh Ooooooooo....
RIP- Warren Zevon

...second that.

I love singing this song & playing along on my guitar:

I want to live alone in the desert
I want to be like Georgia O'Keefe
I want to live on the Upper East Side
And never go down in the street

Splendid Isolation
I don't need no one
Splendid Isolation

Michael Jackson in Disneyland
Don't have to share it with nobody else
Lock the gates, Goofy, take my hand
And lead me through the World of Self

Splendid Isolation
I don't need no one
Splendid Isolation

Don't want to wake up with no one beside me
Don't want to take up with nobody new
Don't want nobody coming by without calling first
Don't want nothing to do with you

I'm putting tinfoil up on the windows
Lying down in the dark to dream
I don't want to see their faces
I don't want to hear them scream

Splendid Isolation
I don't need no one
Splendid Isolation

Splendid Isolation
I don't need no one
Splendid Isolation

[NZsarge]

Once you've decided on a killing
first you make a stone of your heart
and if you find that your hands are still willing
then you can turn murder into art


there really is'nt any need for bloodshed
you just do it with a little more finesse
if you can slip a tablet into someone's coffee
then it avoids an awful lot of mess


it's murder by numbers one two three
it's as easy to learn as your ABC


now if you have a taste for this experience
and your flushed with your very first success
then you must try a twosome or a threesome
and you'll find your conscience bothers you much less


because murder is like anything you take to
it's a habit forming need for more and more
you can bump of every member of your family and anybody else you find a bore


because it's murder by numbers one two three
it's as easy to learn as your ABC


now you can join the ranks of the illustrious
in history's great hall of fame
all our greatest killers were industrious
at least the ones we all know by name


but you can reach the top of your profession
if you become the leader of the land
for murder is the sport of the elected
and you don't need to lift a finger on your hand.

[Indiana_Jones]

I know theres something in the wake of your smile.
I get a notion from the look in your eyes, yea.
Youve built a love but that love falls apart.
Your little piece of heaven turns too dark.

Listen to your heart
When hes calling for you.
Listen to your heart
Theres nothing else you can do.
I dont know where youre going
And I dont know why,
But listen to your heart
Before you tell him goodbye.

Sometimes you wonder if this fight is worthwhile.
The precious moments are all lost in the tide, yea.
Theyre swept away and nothing is what is seems,
The feeling of belonging to your dreams.

And there are voices
That want to be heard.
So much to mention
But you cant find the words.
The scent of magic,
The beauty thats been
When love was wilder than the wind.

-Indy

[Waylander]

What on earth do you mean?? I love that song!! Doesn't everyone?:lol:Which version? Metallica (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sETKt_7gCSw) or The Anti-Nowhere league? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AH7pOUm5s9k)

[Waylander]

It doesn't matter much to me.....
Since we're all listening to that album....


Sleeping very soundly on a Saturday morning
I was dreaming I was Al Capone
Rumors going round, gotta clear out of town
Smellin' like a dry fishbone
Here come the law, gonna break down the door
Carry me away once more
Never, never, never want it anymore
Gotta get away from this stone cold floor
Crazy, stone cold crazy, you know

Rainy afternoon, ought to kill a typhoon
And she's playing on the slide trombone
Anymore, anymore, cannot take it anymore
Gotta get away from this stone cold floor
Crazy, stone cold crazy, yo


Walking down the street, people that I meet
Fully loaded Tommy gun
Here come the deputy, tryin' ing getting me
Gotta ing get up and run
They got the sirens loose, I run right out of juice
They're gonna put me in a cell
If I can't go to heaven, let me go to hell
Crazy, stone cold crazy, you know.

[Trudes]

Which version? Metallica (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sETKt_7gCSw) or The Anti-Nowhere league? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AH7pOUm5s9k)

I prefer the Metallica version, but believe more that The Anti-Nowhere League are more likely to have actually done all those things.

[Sully60]

I prefer the Metallica version, but believe more that The Anti-Nowhere League are more likely to have actually done all those things.

Sounds like you have some personal experience to draw from there Trudes<_<

Oh and BTW I've never done smack:whistle:

[NighthawkNZ]

"Santa Clause yah F***en C**t"

no thats about it... the rest of that song sux, I just like that part

[MisterD]

I got something to say, I killed.....

Misfits, Last Caress

How about:

I've got a feeling inside of me
It's kind of strange....


The link / hint if required is that it was covered by another hugely influential metal band that Metallica have themselves covered

[TonyB]

Sheets of empty canvas, untouched sheets of clay
Were laid, spread out before me, as her body once did
All five horizons revolved around her soul
As the Earth to the sun
Now the air I tasted and breathed has taken a turn
Ohh..and all I taught her was everything
Ohh..I know she she gave me all that she wore
And now my bitter hands chafe beneath the clouds
Of what was everything
All the pictures had all been washed in black
Tattooed everything

I take a walk outside, I'm surrounded by some kids at play
I can feel their laughter, so why do I sear?
Ohh..and twisted thoughts that spin round my head
I'm spinning, ohh..I'm spinning how quick the sun can drop away
Now my bitter hands cradle broken glass of what was everything
All the pictures had all been washed black tattooed everything
All the love gone bad, turned my world to black
Tattooed all that I see, all that I am, all I'll ever be
Yeah..ohh..ohh

I know someday you'll have beautiful life, I'll know you'll be a star
In somebody else's sky
But why, why, why oh can't it be, oh can't it be in mine

[FlangMasterJ]

The Warmth- Incubus

I'd like to close my eyes and go numb
but there's a cold wind coming from the top of the highest high-rise today
It's not a breeze cos it blows hard
Yes, and it wants me to discard the humanity I know,
Watch the warmth blow away

Do you think I should adhere?
To that pressing new frontier
And leave in my wake a trail of fear (?)
Or should I hold my head up high
and throw a wrench in the spokes by leaving the air behind me clear
Don't let the world bring you down
Not everyone here is that fucked up and cold
REmember why you came and while you're alive
Experience the warmth before you grow old

Only heard this song a few months ago. It's fucken great! I can't stop playing it.

[more_fasterer]

Hey pretty baby
Sweet Sixteen
C'mon c'mon I need a sneak preview
Your mama won't mind and your daddy won't mind
They're not here so never you mind
C'mon c'mon I need you

Can't do what I wanna do with you
You weren't even born in the 80's
Make do with a sneak preview cos
You weren't even born in the 80's
And I'll be waiting til you're eighteen

Worn tight school uniform
Looking so sweet
C'mon c'mon I need a sneak preview
If you touch your arse while you're late to class
Tell em I'm your teacher now and you just passed
C'mon c'mon I need you

Can't do what I wanna do with you
You weren't even born in the 80's
Make do with a sneak preview cos
You weren't even born in the 80's
And I'll be waiting til you're eighteen

I love you
You love me
I love you
You love me
I love you

Can't do what I wanna do with you
Make do with a sneak preview

Can't do what I wanna do with you
You weren't even born in the 80's
Make do with a sneak preview cos
You weren't even born in the 80's

Can't do what I wanna do with you
You weren't even born in the 80's
Make do with a sneak preview cos
You weren't even born in the 80's
And I'll be waiting til you're eighteen

:laugh:


Pearl Jam - Black
:yes: :yes:

[Badger8]

One Minute Silence - On Deaf Ears (an excerpt thereof...)



Wake up and smell the roses trust me and leap
The hand that rocks the cradle rocks you to sleep
It's not what you think it's not what you see
Is there a future or is it just me

Some days I'm happy, some days I'm all right (victim)
Some days I'm thinking maybe dead would be nice (can I suggest)
Some days it's easy, some days it's a fight (victim)
Some days I'm thinking life itself is the price

The wind it whispers today could be your last
Annihilation but why overreact
All roads are leading to repeating the past
I see the weeds are coming up again through the cracks

Some days I'm happy, some days I'm all right (victim)
Some days I'm thinking maybe dead would be nice (can I suggest)
Some days it's easy, some days it's a fight (victim)
Some days I'm thinking life itself is the price

Some people never fly, some people fly and die
Some people tell you that ours is not to reason why
Some people live alone, some people live a lie
Some people tell you that the grass is greener if you're high
Some people sell you love, some people sell you faith
Some people sell you white and openly engender hate
Some people fight to win, some people have to fight
Some people tell you that to turn the other cheek is right
Some people have it all, some people never will
Some people go through life oblivious to all its ills
Some people live in hope,some people live in fear
Some days I'm thinking fuck it all
It's wasted on deaf ears

[Krayy]

"Santa Clause yah F***en C**t"

no thats about it... the rest of that song sux, I just like that part
What about these bits of the song (pure genius):

"Hey Santa Claus you c**t,
Wheres my f**ken pram?
You promised that you'd send me one,
And you remember who I am...
I'm the little girl who you made sit right on your hand,
I'll give you f**ken ho-ho-ho,
You forgot my f**ken pram"

[kave]

And When I Die
By: Blood Sweat and Tears

I'm not scared of dying
and I don't really care
if it's peace you find in dying,
well then, let the time be near

If it's peace you find in dying,
well then dying time is near
just bundle up my coffin,
'cause it's
cold way down there,
I hear that it's
cold way down there, yeah
crazy cold, way down there

And when I die, and when I'm gone
there'll be, one child born
in this world
to carry on, to carry on

Now troubles are many
they're as
deep as a well
I can swear there ain't no Heaven
but I pray there ain't no hell
Swear there ain't no Heaven
and I'll pray there ain't no hell
but I'll never know by livin'
only my dyin' will tell, yes only my
dyin' will tell, oh yeah,
Only my dyin' will tell

And when I die, and when I'm gone
there'll be, one child born, in this world
to carry on, to carry on
yeah yeah

Give me my freedom
for as long as I be
All I ask of livin'
is to have no chains on me
All I ask of livin'
is to have no chains on me
And all I ask of dyin' is to
go naturally, only wanna
go naturally
Here I go!
hey hey
Here come the devil
right behind
look out children, here he come
here he come, heyyy

Don't wanna go by the devil
don't wanna go by the demon
don't wanna go by satan
don't wann die uneasy
just let me go
naturally

And when I die, and when I'm dead
dead and gone
there'll be
one child born, in our world
to carry on, to carry on

[The Pastor]

Well I'm not in love with anyone,
But I could fall in love with you.
I have no patience for anyone, anyone, anyone,
But Ive lots of time for you.

Because you're so so so beautiful,
Why aren't you mine?
Because you're so so so beautiful,
Why aren't you mine?
Because you're so so so beautiful,
Why aren't you mine?
Because you're so so so beautiful,
Why aren't you mine?

I've got nothing to say to anyone,
But I'd clear my mind to you.
I've got nothing to say to anyone,
But we can really talk us two.
I've got nothing to say to anyone, anyone, anyone,
Except you,
I love you.

[NZsarge]

Smashing Pumpkins - Porcelina of the vast oceans.
Lyrics are fine but the song as a whole is quite epic.

[Luckylegs]

....A touch of class without doubt ! :no:

Fires of hell, doomsday bell
Prison cell, bloody hell
On my masturbike

See the cat, on the mat
See the cat, it has shat
Look out we're going to hell

Eat my brain, go insane
Eat my brain, go insane
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!

Ride the rat nightmare man
Ride the rat...pick up the fucking beat!
On my masturbike

Fucking cunt... What's that?

Fucking cunt fucking cunt
Spider is fucking cunt
Goodbye Radio 1!

Eat my brain eat my brain
Eat my brain eat my brain
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!

Hello Bill, chermobyl
I feel ill, hospitil
On my masturbike

[Indiana_Jones]

Ive been meaning to tell you
Ive got this feelin that wont subside
I look at you and I fantasize
You are mine tonight
Now Ive got you in my sights

With these hungry eyes
One look at you and I cant disguise
Ive got hungry eyes
I feel the magic between you and i

I want to hold you so hear me out
I want to show you what loves all about
Darlin tonight
Now Ive got you in my sights

With these hungry eyes
One look at you and I cant disguise
Ive got hungry eyes
I feel the magic between you
And Ive got hungry eyes
Now Ive got you in my sights
With these hungry eyes
Now did I take you by surprise

I need you to see
This love was meant to be

Ive got hungry eyes
One look at you and I cant disguise
Ive got hungry eyes
I feel the magic between you
And Ive got hungry eyes
Now Ive got you in my sights
With those hungry eyes
Did I take you by surprise

-Indy

[Maha]

Ive been meaning to tell you
Ive got this feelin that wont subside
I look at you and I fantasize
You are mine tonight
Now Ive got you in my sights

With these hungry eyes
One look at you and I cant disguise
Ive got hungry eyes
I feel the magic between you and i

I want to hold you so hear me out
I want to show you what loves all about
Darlin tonight
Now Ive got you in my sights

With these hungry eyes
One look at you and I cant disguise
Ive got hungry eyes
I feel the magic between you
And Ive got hungry eyes
Now Ive got you in my sights
With these hungry eyes
Now did I take you by surprise

I need you to see
This love was meant to be

Ive got hungry eyes
One look at you and I cant disguise
Ive got hungry eyes
I feel the magic between you
And Ive got hungry eyes
Now Ive got you in my sights
With those hungry eyes
Did I take you by surprise

-Indy

Eric Carmen.... i must win something for knowing that!

[MaxB]

That's Bad News

The real thing:

If you see me flashing by
Do not stop me, do not try
'Cause I'm a motorcycle man
I get my kicks just when I can

Motorcycle man
Motorcycle man

I can beat your street machine
We're taking risks, that's what we mean
'Cause I'm a motorcycle man
We get our kicks just when we can
When we can

Motorcycle man
Motorcycle...

If you see me riding by
Do not stop me, do not try
'Cause I'm a motorcycle man
I get my kicks just when I can
When I can

Motorcycle man
Motorcycle man
Motorcycle, motorcycle
Motorcycle man

I can beat your street machine
I'm taking risks, that's what I mean
'Cause I'm a motorcycle man
We get our kicks just when we can
When we can

Motorcycle man
Motorcycle man
Motorcycle, motorcycle
Motorcycle man

[Sully60]

Eic Carmen.... i must win something for knowing that!

You've won the outstanding knowledge of soppy 80's love songs award!:banana:

Congratulations!

Now where's your acceptance speech??

[Badger8]

This one gets me every time i hear it.
Blue October - "Hate Me"


[message on voicemail:] Hi Justin! This is your mother. It is 2:33 on Monday afternoon. I was just calling to see how you were doing. You sounded really uptight last night, it made me a little nervous, and a little, well it made me nervous, but it sounded like you were nervous too. I just want to make sure you are really okay and wanted to see if you were checking in on your medication too. You know I love ya and take care honey. I know you're under a lot of pressure. See ya. Bye Bye!

I have to block out thoughts of you so I don’t lose my head
They crawl in like a cockroach leaving babies in my bed
Dropping little reels of tape to remind me that I’m alone
Playing movies in my head that make a porno feel like home
There's a burning in my pride, a nervous bleeding in my brain
An ounce of peace is all I want for you. Will you never call again?
And will you never say that you loved me just to put it in my face?
And will you never try to reach me? It is I that wanted space

Hate me today
Hate me tomorrow
Hate me for all the things I didn’t do for you

Hate me in ways
Yeah ways hard to swallow
Hate me so you can finally see what’s good for you

I’m sober now for 3 whole months it’s one accomplishment that you helped me with
The one thing that always tore us apart is the one thing I won’t touch again
In my sick way I want to thank you for holding my head up late at night
While I was busy waging wars on myself, you were trying to stop the fight
You never doubted my warped opinions on things like suicidal hate
You made me compliment myself when it was way too hard to take
So I’ll drive so fucking far away that I never cross your mind
And do whatever it takes in your heart to leave me behind

Hate me today
Hate me tomorrow
Hate me for all the things I didn’t do for you

Hate me in ways
Yeah ways hard to swallow
Hate me so you can finally see what’s good for you

And with a sad heart I say bye to you and wave
Kicking shadows on the street for every mistake that I had made
And like a baby boy I never was a man
Until I saw your blue eyes cry and I held your face in my hand
And then I fell down yelling “Make it go away!”
Just make a smile come back and shine just like it used to be
And then she whispered “How can you do this to me?”

Hate me today
Hate me tomorrow
Hate me for all the things I didn’t do for you

Hate me in ways
Yeah ways hard to swallow
Hate me so you can finally see what’s good for you
For you
For you
For you

[Bikernereid]

Sorry to tell you mate but this song is not by Metallica, it is by Thin Lizzy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


These lyrics has no deep meaning..just best part of my favourite song.

"As I was going over the Cork and Kerry mountains
I saw Captain Farrell and his money he was counting
I first produced my pistol and then produced my rapier
I said "stand and deliver or the devil he may take you"
I took all of his money and it was a pretty penny
I took all of his money, yeah, and I brought it home to Molly
She swore that she loved me, no, never would she leave me
But the devil take that woman, yeah, for you know she tricked me easy
Musha rain dum-a-do-dum-a-da
Whack for my daddy-o
Whack for my daddy-o
There's whiskey in the jar-o"

Whiskey in the Jar- Metallica

[Badger8]

Sorry to tell you mate but this song is not by Metallica, it is by Thin Lizzy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

also been done by The Irish Rovers, in true irish styles.
My personal preference is the Metallica version, awesome vid too! :Punk:

[BIHB@0610]

Eagles "Last Resort" cause it's all about discovering a good place, then other people discovering it, then developers screwing it up (the land). Basically - in a nutshell. When I'm drunk it makes me cry he he. Have just included the last few paragraphs .........

Some rich men came and raped the land,
Nobody caught 'em
Put up a bunch of ugly boxes, and Jesus,
people bought 'em
And they called it paradise
The place to be
They watched the hazy sun, sinking in the sea

You can leave it all behind
and sail to Lahaina
just like the missionaries did, so many years ago
They even brought a neon sign: "Jesus is coming"
Brought the white man's burden down
Brought the white man's reign

Who will provide the grand design?
What is yours and what is mine?
'Cause there is no more new frontier
We have got to make it here

We satisfy our endless needs and
justify our bloody deeds,
in the name of destiny and the name of God

And you can see them there,
On Sunday morning
They stand up and sing about
what it's like up there
They call it paradise
I don't know why
You call someplace paradise,
kiss it goodbye


And Aerosmith "Don't want to miss a thing" - it came out when my twins were babies, and I didn't like putting them to bed and not seeing them for 12 hours - I wanted to stay awake and cuddle them and smell them 24/7 - they were so precious (still are!).

I could stay awake just to hear you breathing
Watch you smile while you are sleeping
While you're far away and dreaming
I could spend my life in this sweet surrender
I could stay lost in this moment forever
When, every moment spent with you
Is a moment I treasure

I don't wanna close my eyes
I don't wanna fall asleep
'Cause I'd miss you, babe
And I don't wanna miss a thing
'Cause even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream would never do
I'd still miss you, babe
And I don't wanna miss a thing

[NZsarge]

Pink Floyd - Mother. not doing the lyrics, i think most of us know this tune by now.

[Gubb]

So you been to school
For a year or two
And you know you've seen it all
In daddy's car
Thinkin' you'll go far
Back east your type don't crawl

Play ethnicky jazz
To parade your snazz
On your five grand stereo
Braggin' that you know
How the niggers feel cold
And the slums got so much soul

It's time to taste what you most fear
Right Guard will not help you here
Brace yourself, my dear:

It's a holiday in Cambodia
It's tough, kid, but it's life
It's a holiday in Cambodia
Don't forget to pack a wife

You're a star-belly sneech
You suck like a leach
You want everyone to act like you
Kiss ass while you bitch
So you can get rich
But your boss gets richer off you

Well you'll work harder
With a gun in your back
For a bowl of rice a day
Slave for soldiers
Till you starve
Then your head is skewered on a stake

Now you can go where people are one
Now you can go where they get things done
What you need, my son:.

Is a holiday in Cambodia
Where people dress in black
A holiday in Cambodia
Where you'll kiss ass or crack

Pol Pot, Pol Pot, Pol Pot, Pol Pot, [etc]

And it's a holiday in Cambodia
Where you'll do what you're told
A holiday in Cambodia
Where the slums got so much soul

[pzkpfw]

From Fear of a Black Planet, by Public Enemy (I have this, it's great.)

555 is a joke

Hit me
Going going gone
Now I dialed 555 a long time ago
Don't you see how late they're reactin'
They only come and they come when they wanna
...

[turtleman]

Since we're all listening to that album....


Sleeping very soundly on a Saturday morning
I was dreaming I was Al Capone
Rumors going round, gotta clear out of town
Smellin' like a dry fishbone
Here come the law, gonna break down the door
Carry me away once more
Never, never, never want it anymore
Gotta get away from this stone cold floor
Crazy, stone cold crazy, you know
......
.

Yet another remake by Metallica...

Original courtesy of Freddie Mercury (Wreckage, Queen)

[MaxB]

Yet another remake by Metallica...

Original courtesy of Freddie Mercury (Wreckage, Queen)

The official cover credits Mercury, May, Taylor, Deacon in that order. It was said to be the first Queen song credited to all 4 band members.

[fireball]

Don't remember where I was
I realized life was a game
More seriously I took things
The harder the rules became
I had no idea what it'd cost
My life passed before my eyes
I found out how little I accomplished
All my plans denied

So as you read this know my friends
I'd love to stay with you all
Please smile when you think of me
My body's gone that's all

A tout le monde (To all the world)
A tout mes amis (To all my friends)
Je vous aime (I love you)
Je dois partir (I have to leave)
These are the last words
I'll ever speak
And they'll set me free

If my heart was still alive
I know it would surely break
And my memories left with you
There's nothing more to say

Moving on is a simple thing
What it leaves behind is hard
You know the sleeping feel no more pain
And living, all are scarred

[turtleman]

The official cover credits Mercury, May, Taylor, Deacon in that order. It was said to be the first Queen song credited to all 4 band members.

Yep - correct. However was originally performed by Mercury in his band, Wreckage, in his pre Queen days.

"It was the first song Queen performed live in 1972, but the song underwent many changes musically and lyrically before getting recorded, and, therefore, the band credited the song to the entire band" - Wikipedia

[MaxB]

Sorry to tell you mate but this song is not by Metallica, it is by Thin Lizzy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tis an old Irish folk song from the 1700s. A version of it was taken to America by Irsih immigrants. Check out the Clancy Brothers version of the song. The Metallica (and U2 and Pulp and etc,etc,etc) version was lifted from Lizzy's 70s classic version.

[kiwifruit]

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Inner city life.
Inner city pressure.
The concrete world is starting to get ya.
The city is alive, the city is expanding.
Living in the city can be demanding.
You pawned everything, everything you owned.
Your tooth brush jar and a camera phone.
You don't know where you're going.
You cross the street, you don't know why you did.
You walk back across the street.
Standing in the sitting room.
Totally stint. And your favorite jersey is covered in lint.
You want to sit down but you sold your chair.
So you just stand there. You just stand there...
(YOU JUST STAND THERE!)

Inner. Inner city. Inner city pressure.

Counting coins on the counter of the 7/11.
From a quarter past six til a quarter to seven.
The manager, Bevin, starts to abuse me.
Hey man, I just want some musely.
Neon signs, hidden messages.
Questions, answers, fetishes.
You know you're not in high finance.
Considering second hand underpants.
Check your mind, how'd it get so bad?
What happened to those other underpants you had?
Look in your pockets, haven't found a cent yet.
Tenants on your balls, "have you payed your rent yet?"

Inner. Inner city. Inner city pressure.
Inner. Inner city. Inner city pressure.

So you think maybe you'll be a prostitute.
Just to pay for your lessons, you're learning the flute.
Ladies wouldn't pay you very much for this.
Looks like you'll never be a concert flutist.

You don't measure up to the expectation.
When you're unemployed, there's no vacation.
No one cares, no one sympathizes.
You just stay home and play synthesizers.

Inner. Inner city. Inner city pressure.
Inner. Inner city. Inner city pressure.



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Hey there Bret, I see you looking down.
Don't want to see my little buddy there with a frown.
Just because I get more women than you, well that's only because they don't know you like I do.
Sure, you're weedy and kind of shy.
But some girlie out there must be needy for a weedy, shy guy.
They want you as the needle when they're rolling in the hay.
Just hear me out when I say...

Bret, you got it going on.
The ladies will get to know your sexuality when they get to know your personality.
I said, Bret, you got it going on.
Not in a gay way, just in a "hey mate, I wanted to say that you're looking okay, mate."
Why can't a heterosexual guy,
Tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly.
Not all the time, obviously, just when he's got a problem with his self esteem.
Don't let anybody tell you you're not humpable.
Because you're bumpable.
Well, I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable.
If I say you've got a boom ow-ow.
Come on Bret, help me out now.

Bret, you got it going on.
(You got it going on!)
That's the conclusion that I've come to.
But that doesn't mean that I want to bum you.
Bret, you got it going on.
(Got it going on...)
No doubt about it, we'd be gettin crazy.
If one of us was lucky enough to be born a lady.

If one of us was a lady, and I was your man, if I was your man.
Well, sometimes it gets lonely, and I need a woman.
And then I imagine you with some bosoms.
In fact, one time when we were touring and I was really lonely.
And we were sharing that twin room in the hotel.
I put a wig on you, when you were sleeping, I put a wig on you.
Oh, ohhh, oooooh, oh, and I just laid there and spooned you.

Bret, you got it going on.

[Sully60]

Here's another favourite of mine, I love the way these guys convey their "message".


My cock is much bigger than yours,
My cock can walk right through the door
With a feeling so pure..
It's got you screaming back for more.

Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking
CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR
Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking
CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR

My shit stinks much better than yours,
My shit stinks right down through the floor.
With a feeling so pure,
It's got you coming back for more.

Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking
CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR
Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking
CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR
Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking
CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR
Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking
CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR

Can't you see that I love my cock?
Can't you see that you love my cock?
Can't you see that we love my cock?

We're the regulators that de-regulate
We're the animators that de-animate
We're the propagators of all genocide
Burning through the world's resources, then we turn and hide

Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking
CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR
Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking
CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR

We're the regulators that de-regulate
We're the animators that de-animate

Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking
CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR
Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking
CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR

My cock is much bigger than yours,
My cock can walk right through the door
With a feeling so pure..
It's got you screaming back for more!

[crazefox]

As the title says ...
post some of your favourite song lyrics

heres a few of mine to kick it off :rockon:


Tool - Vicarious

"The universe is hostile, so impersonal
Devour to survive... so it is, so it's always been
We all feed on tragedy
Like blood to a vampire
Vicariously I live while the whole world dies
Much better you than I"


Green Day - Jesus of Suburbia

"I'm the son of rage and love
The Jesus of Suburbia
From the bible of "none of the above"
On a steady diet of soda-pop and Ritalin
No one ever died for my sins in hell
As far as I can tell
At least the ones I got away with"

and of course the one in my sig ;)

Metallica so f***ing what.Wont post the words though

[Trudes]

Metallica so f***ing what.Wont post the words though

Ohhhh, I braver than you.....


Possibly been posted before, but it always cracks me up, probably because it's what I often want to say to blow hards!!:

So fucking what!

Well, I've been to Hastings and I've been to Brighton
I've been to Eastbourne too
So what, so what
And I've been here, I've been there
I've been every fucking where
So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little cunt

Well, who cares, who cares what you do
Yeah, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you

Well, I've fucked the queen, I've fucked Bach
I've even sucked an old man's cock
So what, so what
And I've fucked a sheep, I've fucked a goat
I rammed my cock right down its throat
So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little fuck

Well, who cares, who cares what you do
And, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you

And I've drunk that, I've drunk this
I've spewed up on a pint of piss
So what, so what
I've had skag, I've had speed
I've jacked up until I bleed
So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little cunt

Well, who cares, who cares what you do
Yeah, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you, you

A-hahaha!

Yeah!

I've had crabs, I've had lice
I've had the clap and that ain't nice
So what, so what
I've fucked this, I've fucked that
I've even fucked a school girl's twat
So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little fuck

Well, who cares, who cares what you do
And, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you, you

So fucking what!
Yeah

[crazefox]

Ohhhh, I braver than you.....

bling sent lol

[Waylander]

Yet another remake by Metallica...

Original courtesy of Freddie Mercury (Wreckage, Queen)
Yea but the Queen version sounds gay.
Probably something to do with Mercury.

[Waylander]

Sorry to tell you mate but this song is not by Metallica, it is by Thin Lizzy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have you not seen this?
pp1AIYmn-rY

[MisterD]

Tis an old Irish folk song from the 1700s. A version of it was taken to America by Irsih immigrants. Check out the Clancy Brothers version of the song. The Metallica (and U2 and Pulp and etc,etc,etc) version was lifted from Lizzy's 70s classic version.

Personally, I like the lyrics of the Dubliners version best - significantly different from the TL version.

[Gubb]

Metallica so f***ing what.Wont post the words though
You mean Anti-Nowhere League (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/So_What_%28Anti-Nowhere_League_album%29)?

[Weaver]

Have you not seen this?
pp1AIYmn-rY


The Metallica biography "Justice for all: The truth about Metallica" written by Joel McIver, reads
Much better is Matallica's take on Thin Lizzy's 'Whiskey In The Jar' - or to be exact, Lizzy's arrangement of the traditional Irish folk tune

Fucken brillant song though

[karla]

Closing Time, Leonard Cohen ~

Ah we're drinking and we're dancing
and the band is really happening
and the Johnny Walker wisdom running high
And my very sweet companion
she's the Angel of Compassion
she's rubbing half the world against her thigh
And every drinker every dancer
lifts a happy face to thank her
the fiddler fiddles something so sublime
all the women tear their blouses off
and the men they dance on the polka-dots
and it's partner found, it's partner lost
and it's hell to pay when the fiddler stops:
it's CLOSING TIME

Yeah the women tear their blouses off
and the men they dance on the polka-dots
and it's partner found, it's partner lost
and it's hell to pay when the fiddler stops:
it's CLOSING TIME

Ah we're lonely, we're romantic
and the cider's laced with acid
and the Holy Spirit's crying, "Where's the beef?"
And the moon is swimming naked
and the summer night is fragrant
with a mighty expectation of relief
So we struggle and we stagger
down the snakes and up the ladder
to the tower where the blessed hours chime
and I swear it happened just like this:
a sigh, a cry, a hungry kiss
the Gates of Love they budged an inch
I can't say much has happened since
but CLOSING TIME

I swear it happened just like this:
a sigh, a cry, a hungry kiss
the Gates of Love they budged an inch
I can't say much has happened since
CLOSING TIME

I loved you for your beauty
but that doesn't make a fool of me:
you were in it for your beauty too
and I loved you for your body
there's a voice that sounds like God to me
declaring, declaring, declaring that your body's really you
And I loved you when our love was blessed
and I love you now there's nothing left
but sorrow and a sense of overtime
and I missed you since the place got wrecked
And I just don't care what happens next
looks like freedom but it feels like death
it's something in between, I guess
it's CLOSING TIME

Yeah I missed you since the place got wrecked
By the winds of change and the weeds of sex
looks like freedom but it feels like death
it's something in between, I guess
it's CLOSING TIME

Yeah we're drinking and we're dancing
but there's nothing really happening
and the place is dead as Heaven on a Saturday night
And my very close companion
gets me fumbling gets me laughing
she's a hundred but she's wearing
something tight
and I lift my glass to the Awful Truth
which you can't reveal to the Ears of Youth
except to say it isn't worth a dime
And the whole damn place goes crazy twice
and it's once for the devil and once for Christ
but the Boss don't like these dizzy heights
we're busted in the blinding lights,
busted in the blinding lights
of CLOSING TIME

The whole damn place goes crazy twice
and it's once for the devil and once for Christ
but the Boss don't like these dizzy heights
we're busted in the blinding lights,
busted in the blinding lights
of CLOSING TIME

Oh the women tear their blouses off
and the men they dance on the polka-dots
It's CLOSING TIME
And it's partner found, it's partner lost
and it's hell to pay when the fiddler stops
It's CLOSING TIME
I swear it happened just like this:
a sigh, a cry, a hungry kiss
It's CLOSING TIME
The Gates of Love they budged an inch
I can't say much has happened since
But CLOSING TIME
I loved you when our love was blessed
I love you now there's nothing left
But CLOSING TIME
I miss you since the place got wrecked
By the winds of change and the weeds of sex.

[Weaver]

You've got a fucken catheter in your brain
Pissing your common sense away

Slayer
Payback

[Sully60]

I searched before posting this and I cannot believe it didn't come up!

Theres a shadow just behind me. shrouding every step I take.
Making every promise empty. pointing every finger at me.
Waiting like a stalking butler, who upon the finger rests.
Murder now the path of must we, just because the son has come.

Jesus, wont you fucking whistle. something but the past and done.

Why cant we not be sober? I just want to start this over.
Why cant we drink forever? I just want to start this over.

I am just a worthless liar. I am just an imbecile.
I will only complicate you. trust in me and fall as well.
I will find a center in you. I will chew it up and leave.
I will work to elevate you, just enough to bring you down.

Mother mary, wont you whisper. something but the past is done.

Why cant we not be sober? I just want to start this over.
Why cant we sleep forever? I just want to start this over.

I am just a worthless liar. I am just an imbecile.
I will only complicate you. trust in me and fall as well.
I will find a center in you. I will chew it up and leave.
Trust me. trust me. trust me. trust me. trust me.

Why cant we not be sober. I just want to start things over.
Why cant we sleep forever. I just want to start this over.

I want what I want...
I want what I want...
I want what I want...
I want what I want...


And Hooker with a penis:

I met a boy wearing vans, 501s, and a
Dope beastie t, nipple rings, and
New tattoos that claimed that he
Was ogt,
From 92,
The first ep.

And in between
Sips of coke
He told me that
He thought
We were sellin out,
Layin down,
Suckin up
To the man.

Well now Ive got some
A-dvice for you, little buddy.
Before you point the finger
You should know that
Im the man,

And if Im the man,
Then youre the man, and
Hes the man as well so you can
Point that fuckin finger up your ass.

All you know about me is what Ive sold you,
Dumb fuck.
I sold out long before you ever heard my name.

I sold my soul to make a record,
Dip shit,
And you bought one.

So Ive got some
Advice for you, little buddy.
Before you point your finger
You should know that
Im the man,
If Im the fuckin man
Then youre the fuckin man as well
So you can
Point that fuckin finger up your ass.

All you know about me is what Ive sold you,
Dumb fuck.
I sold out long before you ever heard my name.

I sold my soul to make a record,
Dip shit,
And you bought one.

All you read and
Wear or see and
Hear on tv
Is a product
Begging for your
Fatass dirty
Dollar

So...shut up and

Buy my new record
Send more money
Fuck you, buddy.

[Sully60]

Only Maynard can shed light on the true meaning of these Lyric's
Pretty deep stuff by the sounds of it.

Prison sex.

It took so long to remember just what happened.
I was so young and vestal then,
you know it hurt me,
but I'm breathing so I guess I'm still alive
even if signs seem to tell me otherwise.
I've got my hands bound,
my head down, my eyes closed,
and my throat wide open.

Do unto others, what has been done to me,
Do unto others, what has been done to you?

I'm treading water,
I need to sleep a while.
My lamb and martyr, you look so precious.
Won't you come on up closer,
close enough so I can smell you.
I need you to feel this,
I can't stand to burn too long.
Release in sodomy.
Oh, for one sweet moment I am whole.

Do unto you now, what has been done to me,
Do unto you now, what has been done?

You're breathing so I guess you're still alive
even if signs seem to tell me otherwise.
Won't you come on a bit closer,
close enough so I can smell you.
I need you to feel this.
I need this to make me whole.
Release in sodomy.
For I am your witness and
blood and flesh can be trusted.(X2)
And only this one holy medium brings me peace of mind.

Got your hands bound, your head down,
your eyes closed.
You look so precious now.

( Show me something
Thought I could make it end
Thought I could wash the stains away
Thought I could break the circle if I
Slipped right into your skin
So sweet was your surrender
We have become one
I have become my terror
And you my precious lamb and martyr.) *

I have found some kind of temporary sanity in this
shit, blood, and cum on my hands.

I've...come...round...full circle.
My lamb and martyr, this will be over, soon.
You look so precious.(X4)
You look so precious, now,
You look so precious...

[Maffoo]

not sure how well this will go down here but oh well... love this song

me sent a letter to the residence of the presidents
with a stamp on the front saying very urgent
the message inside went something like
legalise it ! sensimelia

sensimelia is a herb that grows naturally
just like any other plant or tree
natural as the birds, naturals as the bees
& just like them sensi yearns to be free

to be grown in the ways natures please
in the city in the town & in the country
in the hills & in the valley
sensi should be there for every one to see

me sent a letter to the residence of the presidents
with a stamp on the front saying very urgent
the message inside went something like
legalise it ! sensimelia

to call sensi a drug is just absurd
it should be known as a natural herb
so many disease sensi has cured
thats why doctors use it all round the world

for glaucoma, and fever
rheumatism arthritis and asthma
insomnia, emphysema, and to block epileptic seizures
to alleviatte pain & nausea
associated with the aids and cancer
some say it is the best stress reliever
lord knows im a believer!

ohh give me the ganja cookie & the herbal tea
sensimelia is IRIE !
i dont care what no government say
sensimelia is OK
ohh give me the ganja cookie & the herbal tea
sensimelia is IRIE !
i dont care what no government say
sensimelia is OK

we want legaliazation, decriminalization & emancipation
for all those sentenced to incarceration for participation
for the healing of the nation
it sjust another case of political insanity
abusing the rights of humanity
we should all plant a seed of the sweet that we need
to avoid an ecological calamity

we can use it for paper to save some trees
use it for fuel, to save some seas
use it for medicine to help fight disease
& use it for food when we hungry

ohh give me the ganja cookie & the herbal tea
sensimelia is IRIE !
i dont care what no government say
sensimelia is OK!
ohh give me the ganja cookie & the herbal tea
sensimelia is IRIE !
i dont care what no government say
sensimelia is OK

me sent a letter to the residence of the presidents
with a stamp on the front saying very urgent
the message inside went something like
legalise it ! sensimelia!!

oh from downing street to DC, time to paint the white house green!
you know what i mean !

Pato Banton - legalise it

might not be ebveryones cup of tea, but at least its not emo like half the songs going up here
:shifty:

[MisterD]

One of my favorite songs (I just love the electric violin intro) amd the lyrics speak quite well to the biker mindset, I think:

We follow the taillights out of the city
Moving in a river of red
As the colours fade away from the dusky sunset
We roll for the darkness ahead

We are old, we are young, we are in this together
Vagabonds and children, prisoners forever
With pulses a-raging and eyes full of wonder
Kicking out behind us again

Night-time City Beat the radio is calling
The lost and lonely in vain
Out here we are running for the wide open spaces
The road-smell after the rain

We are old, we are young, we are in this together
Vagabonds and children, prisoners forever
With pulses a-raging and eyes full of wonder
Kicking out behind us again

And watching as a boy alone at the quayside
The ships loading cargo in the night
Their names all calling to faraway places
The years go past, the miles go by
And still this childhood romance will not die

NMA Vagabonds.

Oh man, I need to get some new clogs....

[the mouse]

Can't be fagged reading previous post but this one is brill.
Sung by Billy Connelly, i don't think anyone could do this better.
The Evil Scotsman is a take off of Alana Morisette's song

If your looking for trouble,
Your in the right place,
Don't look at me like that, or i'll headbutt your face
i'm a mean motherfucker,
i was born that way,
and just because i wear a skirt don't think i'm fuckin' gay.

Cause i'm an evil scotsman,
and Jimmy is my name,
i'm a sheep shagger from Aberdeen,
and causing pain is my game.

Now if your a woman,
married or not,
al take all your kit off and i'll dive in your mot,
i'll take your legs and spread them wide,
and then i'll put a wet suit on and shag you from inside,

i'm an evil scotsman,
and My name is Jock
and the girls are all gaggin' for a portion of my 10" cock,

Yes i'm an evil Scotsman
and my name is Jock

i've got one hand in my pocket
and i'm playing with my 10" cock

[Ivan]

Marilon Manson Beutiful people

I dont want you and I dont need you
Dont bother to resist, Ill beat you
Its not your fault that youre always wrong
The weak ones are there to justify the strong
The beautiful people, the beautiful people
Its all relative to the size of your steeple
You cant see the forest for the trees
You cant smell
Your own shit on your knees
Hey you, what do you see?
Something beautiful, something free?
Hey you, are you trying to be mean?
If you live with apes, man, its hard to be clean
Theres no time to discriminate,
Hate every motherfucker
Thats in your way
The worms will live in every host
Its hard to pick which one they eat most
The horrible people, the horrible people
Its as anatomic as the size of your steeple
Capitalism has made it this way,
Old-fashioned fascism
Will take it away


Red Jump Suit Apparatus Face Down

Hey girl you know you drive me crazy
One look puts the rhythm in my hand.
Still I'll never understand why you hang around
I see what's going down.

Cover up with make up in the mirror
Tell yourself it's never gonna happen again
You cry alone and then he swears he loves you.

Do you feel like a man
When you push her around?
Do you feel better now as she falls to the ground?
Well I'll tell you my friend, one day this world's going to end
As your lies crumble down, a new life she has found.

A pebble in the water makes a ripple effect
Every action in this world will bear a consequence
If you wade around forever you will surely drown
I see what's going down.

I see the way you go and say your right again,
Say your right again
Heed my lecture


Do you feel like a man
When you push her around?
Do you feel better now as she falls to the ground?
Well I'll tell you my friend, one day this world's going to end
As your lies crumble down a new life she has found.

Face down in the dirt she says, this doesn't hurt she says I finally had enough..
Face down in the dirt she says, this doesn't hurt she says I finally had enough..

One day she will tell you that she has had enough
Its coming round again.

Do you feel like a man, when you push her around?
Do you feel better now as she falls to the ground?
Well I'll tell you my friend, one day this world's going to end
As your lies crumble down, a new life she has.

Do you feel like a man, when you push her around?
Do you feel better now as she falls to the ground?
Well I'll tell you my friend, one day this world's going to end
As your lies crumble down, a new life she has found.

Face down in the dirt she says, this doesn't hurt she says I finally had enough..


Red Jump Suit Apparatus Your Gaurdian Angel

When I see your smile
Tears run down my face I can't replace
And now that I'm stronger I've figured out
How this world turns cold and breaks through my soul
And I know I'll find deep inside me I can be the one

I will never let you fall
I'll stand up with you forever
I'll be there for you through it all
Even if saving you sends me to heaven

It's ok. It's ok. It's ok.
Seasons are changing
And waves are crashing
And stars are falling all for us
Days grow longer and nights grow shorter
I can show you I'll be the one

I will never let you fall
I'll stand up with you forever
I'll be there for you through it all
Even if saving you sends me to heaven

Cuz you're my, you're my, my true love, my whole heart
Please don't throw that away
Cuz I'm here for you
Please don't walk away,
Please tell me you'll stay, stay

Use me as you will
Pull my strings just for a thrill
And I know I'll be ok
Though my skies are turning gray

I will never let you fall
I'll stand up with you forever
I'll be there for you through it all
Even if saving you sends me to heaven

[Matt Bleck]

In my time of dying, want nobody to mourn
All I want for you to do is take my body home

Well, well, well, so I can die easy (X2)

Jesus, gonna make up my dyin' bed.
Meet me, Jesus, meet me. Meet me in the middle of the air
If my wings should fail me, Lord. Please meet me with another pair

Well, well, well, so I can die easy (X2)

Jesus, gonna make up.. somebody, somebody...
Jesus gonna make up... Jesus gonna make you my dyin' bed

Oh, Saint Peter, at the gates of heaven... Won't you let me in
I never did no harm. I never did no wrong

Oh, Gabriel, let me blow your horn. Let me blow your horn
Oh, I never did, did no harm.

I've only been this young once. I never thought I'd do anybody no wrong
No, not once.

Oh, I did somebody some good. Somebody some good...
Oh, did somebody some good. I must have did somebody some good...
Oh, I believe I did

I see the smiling faces
I know I must have left some traces

And I see them in the streets
And I see them in the field
And I hear them shouting under my feet
And I know it's got to be real
Oh, Lord, deliver me
All the wrong I've done
You can deliver me, Lord
I only wanted to have some fun.

Hear the angels marchin', hear the' marchin', hear them marchin',
hear them marchin', the' marchin'

Oh my Jesus... (repeat)

Oh, don't you make it my dyin', dyin', dyin'...cough

[Matt Bleck]

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Every day I wake up we drink a lot of coffee and watch the CNN
Every day I wake up to a bowl of clover honey and let the locusts fly in.
Lobsterbacks attack the town again
Wrap all my things in aluminum
Beams of darkness streak across the sky
Pink rays from the ancient satellite

Every time I look out my window same three dogs looking back at me
Every time I open my windows cranes fly in to terrorize me
The power of the Holy Ghost

Shadow of the New Praetorian
Tipping Cows in fields Elysian
Saturnalia for all you have
The seven habits of the highly infected calf

Swan diving off the tongues of crippled giants
International Business Machine
Choking on bits of fallen bread crumbs
Oh, this burning beard, I have come undone
It's just as I've feared. I have, I have come undone

Bugger dumb the last of academe
Okkam's razor makes the cutting clean
Shaven like a banker, lilac vegetal
Break the glass ceiling and the golden parachute on down

The power of the Holy Ghost comes to town
Shadow of the New Praetorian
Tipping cows in fields Elysian
Saturnalia for all you have
The seven habits of the highly infected calf

[Trouss]

Tool - Pushit

I will choke until I swallow...
Choke this infant here before me.
What is this but my reflection?
Who am I to judge and strike you down?

But you're
Pushing and shoving me.
You still love me and you pushit on me.

Rest your trigger on my finger,
bang my head upon the fault line.
Take care not to make me enter.
'cause if I do we both may disappear.

But you're pushing me,
Shoving me. Pushit on me.

Slipping back into the gap again.
I'm alive when you're touching me,
Alive when you're shoving me down.

But i'd trade it all
For just a little bit of
Piece of mind.

Put me somewhere I don't wanna be.
Seeing someplace I don't wanna see.
Never wanna see that place again.

Saw that gap again today
As you were begging me to stay.
Managed to push myself away,
And you, as well.

If, when I say I may fade like a sigh if I stay,
You minimize my movement anyway,
I must persuade you another way.

There's no love in fear.

Staring down the hole again.
Hands upon my back again.
Survival is my only friend.
Terrified of what may come.

Remember I will always love you,
Even as I claw your fucking throat away.
But it will end no other way

Tool - Stinkfist

Something has to change.
Un-deniable dilemma.
Boredom's not a burden
Anyone should bear.

Constant over stimu-lation numbs me
but I would not want you
any other way.

It's not enough.
I need more.
Nothing seems to satisfy.
I don't want it.
I just need it.
To breathe, to feel, to know I'm alive.

Finger deep within the borderline.
Show me that you love me and that we belong together.
Relax, turn around and take my hand.

I can help you change
Tired moments into pleasure.
Say the word and we'll be
Well upon our way.

Blend and balance
Pain and comfort
Deep within you
Till you will not want me any other way.

It's not enough.
I need more.
Nothing seems to satisfy.
I don't want it.
I just need it.
To breathe, to feel, to know I'm alive.

Knuckle deep inside the borderline.
This may hurt a little but it's something you'll get used to.
Relax. Slip away.

Something kinda sad about
the way that things have come to be.
Desensitized to everything.
What became of subtlety?

How can this mean anything to me
If I really don't feel anything at all?

I'll keep digging till
I feel something.

Elbow deep inside the borderline.
Show me that you love me and that we belong together.
Shoulder deep within the borderline.
Relax. Turn around and take my hand.

[Sully60]

Thought I'd give this a go. Not song lyrics but I'm sure I'll be forgiven. Was quite surprised (don't know why when I think about it) so here you go.

If you have never seen the original cd case for this album you're probably wondering WTF I'm on about. Go and buy the album and will become clear.

[Whynot]

These mist covered mountains
Are a home now for me
But my home is the lowlands
And always will be
Some day youll return to
Your valleys and your farms
And youll no longer burn
To be brothers in arms

Through these fields of destruction
Baptisms of fire
Ive watched all your suffering
As the battles raged higher
And though they did hurt me so bad
In the fear and alarm
You did not desert me
My brothers in arms

Theres so many different worlds
So many differents suns
And we have just one world
But we live in different ones

Now the suns gone to hell
And the moons riding high
Let me bid you farewell
Every man has to die
But its written in the starlight
And every line on your palm
Were fools to make war
On our brothers in arms

[Pussy]

Can't be arsed typing it all out, and I don't know how to cut and paste.... Steve Earle, The Other Kind.... good song

[Sully60]

Can't be arsed typing it all out, and I don't know how to cut and paste.... Steve Earle, The Other Kind.... good song

I'll do it for ya, I'm not scared of cut and paste it's only umm, well, cut and paste.
Pussy!:bleh:

I woke up this morning and I took a look around at all that I got
These days I've been lookin' in the mirror and wondering if that's me lookin' back or not
I'm still the apple of my mama's eye
I'm my daddy's worst fears realized
Here of late all this real estate don't seem all that real to me sometimes

I'm back out on that road again
Turn this beast into the wind
There are those that break and bend
I'm the other kind, I'm the other kind

Now my old buddy, what's his name, says, "Man what the hell are you thinkin' 'bout
Fool, you got two of everything, but you hang your head just like you was down and out"
And I'm damn sure not suffering from a lack of love
There's plenty more where that came from
Ah - but leave it up to me to say something wrong and hurt someone before I'm done

You see it used to be I was really free
I didn't need no gasoline to run
Before you could say Jack Kerouac you'd turn your back and I'd be gone
Yeah nowadays I got me two good wheels and I seek refuge in aluminum and steel
Aw, it takes me out there for just a little while
And the years fall away with every mile

[Pussy]

That whole album, "The Hard Way" is bloody good. Cheers, Sully :niceone:

[Whynot]

In the brightest hour of my darkest day
I realized what is wrong with me
Can't get over you
Can't get through to you
It's been a helter skelter romance from the start
Take these memories that are haunting me
Of a paper man cut into shreds
By his own pair of scissors
He'll never forgive her
He'll never forgive her

Because days come and go
But my feelings for you are forever
Because days come and go
But my feelings for you are forever

Sitting by a fire
On a lonely night
Hanging over from another good time
With another girl
Little dirty girl
You should listen to this story of a life
You're my heroine
In this moment I'm lonely
Fulfilling my darkest dreams
All these drugs all these women
I'm never forgiven this broken heart of mine

Because days come and go
But my feelings for you are forever
Because days come and go
But my feelings for you are forever

One last kiss
Before I go
Dry your tears
It is time to let you go
One last kiss
Before I go
Dry your tears
It is time to let you go

Because days come and go
But my feelings for you are forever
Because days come and go
But my feelings for you are forever

One last kiss
Before I go
Dry your tears
It is time to let you go
One last kiss
Before I go
Dry your tears
It is time to let you go
One last kiss

[<G>]

Breathe - Midge Ure

With every waking breath I breathe
I see what life has dealt to me
With every sadness I deny
I feel a chance inside me die

Give me a taste of something new
To touch to hold to pull me through
Send me a guiding light that shines
Across this darkened life of mine

Breathe some soul in me
Breathe your gift of love to me
Breathe life to lay 'fore me
Breathe to make me breathe

For every man who built a home
A paper promise for his own
He fights against an open flow
Of lies and failures, we all know

To those who have and who have not
How can you live with what you've got?
Give me a touch of something sure
I could be happy evermore

Breathe some soul in me
Breathe your gift of love to me
Breathe life to lay 'fore me
To see to make me breathe

Breathe your honesty
Breathe your innocence to me
Breathe your word and set me free
Breathe to make me breathe

This life prepares the strangest things
The dreams we dream of what life brings
The highest highs can turn around
To sow love's seeds on stony ground

Breathe
Breathe

Breathe some soul in me
Breathe your gift of love to me
Breathe life to lay 'fore me
To see to make me breathe

Breathe your honesty
Breathe your innocence to me
Breathe your word and set me free
Breathe to make me breathe

[No FX]

also been done by The Irish Rovers, in true irish styles.
My personal preference is the Metallica version, awesome vid too! :Punk:

YESSSSS!!! hahaha me and my flatmate were sitting up drinking very late one night watchin c4 years ago, and a song called "whiskey in the jar" came on and blew us away! the whole video was chicks dunking their tits in tumblers of whiskey! many a following drunken night was spent talking about this brilliant concept for a video (for all alcoholic boob lovers anyway), and now i know that it really does exist and wasnt a booze induced fantasy video:headbang:

thank you, thank you all :woohoo:

[Maffoo]

It was on the good ship Venus
By Christ, ya shoulda seen us
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And the mast was a mammoth penis

The captain of this lugger
He was a dirty bugger
He wasn't fit to shovel shit
From one place to another


Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was fuck all else to do


The captains name was Morgan
By Christ, he was a gorgon
Ten times a day sweet tunes he'd play
On his fuckin' organ

The first mate's name was Cooper
By Christ he was a trooper.
He jerked and jerked until he worked
Himself into a stupor

Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was fuck all else to do

The second mate was Andy
By Christ, he had a dandy
Till they crushed his cock with a jagged rock
For cumming in the brandy

The cabin boy was Flipper
He was a fuckin' nipper
So he stuffed his ass with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper

Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was fuck all else to do

The Captain's wife was Mabel
To fuck she was not able
So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits
Across the barroom table

The Captain had a daughter
Who fell in deep sea water
Delighted squeals revealed that eels
Had found 'er sexual quarters


Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was fuck all else to do
etc etc

[Blue Velvet]

Well now Ive got some
A-dvice for you, little buddy.
Before you point the finger
You should know that
Im the man,

And if Im the man,
Then youre the man, and
Hes the man as well so you can
Point that fuckin finger up your ass.

[Sully60]

Well now Ive got some
A-dvice for you, little buddy.
Before you point the finger
You should know that
Im the man,

And if Im the man,
Then youre the man, and
Hes the man as well so you can
Point that fuckin finger up your ass.

REPOST:bleh:

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=1386746&postcount=320

[Usarka]

"This is the morning of the yester
Where things run true
Nobody reads these lyrics
So you can all lick my sweaty balls.

The only thing that does hold dear
Is that people will recongise
A song they know and feel all good
But not look at this dribble
So you can all lick my balls

And just to end the melody
With some meaningless
So you don't see that I am taking
The yellow water from the bowl."

[Blue Velvet]

REPOST

Pfffft :Pokey:

Thanks for letting the missus out last night.

[Badcat]

Leave me dreaming on the bed, see you right back here tomorrow,
For the next round.
Keep this scene inside your head, as the bruises turn to yellow,
The swelling goes down
and if you're ever around,

In the city or the suburbs, of this town,
Be sure to come around,
I'll be wallowing in sorrow, wearing a frown, like Pierrot the clown.

Saw you crashing round the bay, never seen you act so shallow,
Or look so brown.
Remember all the things you'd say, how your promises rang hollow,
As you threw me to the ground
and if you're ever around,

In the backstreets or the alleys, of this town.
Be sure to come around,
I'll be wallowing in pity, wearing a frown, like pierrot the clown.

When I dream, I dream your lips,
When I dream, I dream your kiss,


When I dream, I dream your fists,
Your fists,
Your fists..


Leave me bleeding on the bed, see you right back here tomorrow,
For the next round.
Keep this scene inside your head, as the bruises turn to yellow,
The swelling goes down
and if you're ever around,

In the city or the suburbs, of this town,
Be sure to come around,
I'll be wallowing in sorrow, wearing a frown, like Pierrot the clown ,
Like Pierrot the clown,
Like Pierrot the clown,
Like Pierrot the clown,
Like Pierrot the clown.

[Ivan]

[Nothing]
Some kind of evidence,
Some kind of reason,
Why I cant find a way to be in my life

[J Mann]
Somewhere in this dying day,
If I can only find a way for my escape,
I find it hard to concentrate with all my past mistakes

[Nothing]
To Be in my life

[J Mann]
I can feel my faith,
Everytime I come I think I see my faith,
I May have lost my mind,
I guess we're all damaged in our own way,
Loved in our own way,
Distant headlights,
Desolite highway [x2]

[Nothing]
Sun Doest Rise At All,
Who knows how far I'll Fall [x2]
With Eyes Wide Open

[Nothing J Mann]
Everytime I come I think I see my faith
I can watch my world evolve
Loved in our own way, I think I see my faith
Nothing left to die for
Everytime I come I think I see my Faith
Whats inside can make me crawl, make me drop down on my knees

[Both]
Break Me down until I question me, Darkness can destroy my drive

[Nothing]
Sun Doesnt Rise At All,
who know's how far I'll Fall
Sun Doesnt Rise At All,
Welcome my downfall,
Sun Doesnt Rise At All

[J Mann]
Somewhere in this dying day as I plan my great escape,
I find it hard to concertrate
While you've been in control
Now Feelings faulter
Empty Alter's all I give
I pray it makes me wanna think
A breaks around the corner
There's an error in my soul,
I can feel my faith everytime I come
I think I see my faith,
I may have lost my mind,
I guess we're all damaged in our own way,
loved in our own way,
Distant headlights,
Desolite highway

[Nothing]
Sun Does't Rise At All,
Who knows how far I'll Fall [x2]

[J Mann]
I can feel my faith,
Can recall my ?,
Damged in our own way,
Loved in our own way,
Desolite highway

[Gubb]

SUN DOESNT RISE MUSHROOMHEAD only for tru screamo fans
I'm sorry, but Mushroomhead is anything but Screamo.

Anyway, thinking of Metal, here's a great one by Napalm Death:

YOU SUFFER!

That's it. The song clocks in at 0.7 seconds. Finest blipcore known to man.

[Whynot]

Not the most imaginative lyrics in the world, but i like it :)


I'm coming home,
I've been gone for far too long,
Do you remember me at all?
I'm leaving,
Hell I've fucked things up again,
I'm dreaming,
Too much time without you spent,

It hurts, wounds so sore,
Now I'm Torn, Now I'm Sore,

I've been far away,
When I see your face my
Hearts Burst into Fire,
Hearts Burst Into Fire,

Your not alone,
I know I'm far from home,
Do You Remember Me At All?
I'm Leaving,
Do you wait for me again?
I'm Screaming,
No more days without you spent,

It hurts, wounds so sore,
Now I'm Torn, Now I'm Sore,

I've been far away,
When I see your face my
Hearts Burst into Fire,
Hearts Burst Into Fire,

My bed so cold so lonely,
No arms just sheets to hold me,
Has this world stopped turning,
Are we forever to be apart?
Forever to be apart,

It hurts, wounds so sore,
Now I'm Torn, Now I'm Sore,

I've been far away,
When I see your face my
Hearts Burst into Fire,
Hearts Burst Into Fire,

I'm coming home, I've been gone for too long,
I'm coming home, Would you remember me at all?
Do you remember me at all?
I'm leaving, I'm screaming, I'm Dreaming,
When HEARTS BURST INTO FIRE!

[Indiana_Jones]

All our times have come
Here but now they're gone
Seasons don't fear the reaper
Nor do the wind, the sun or the rain..we can be like they are
Come on baby...don't fear the reaper
Baby take my hand...don't fear the reaper
We'll be able to fly...don't fear the reaper
Baby I'm your man...

Valentine is done
Here but now they're gone
Romeo and Juliet
Are together in eternity...Romeo and Juliet
40,000 men and women everyday...Like Romeo and Juliet
40,000 men and women everyday...Redefine happiness
Another 40,000 coming everyday...We can be like they are
Come on baby...don't fear the reaper
Baby take my hand...don't fear the reaper
We'll be able to fly...don't fear the reaper
Baby I'm your man...

Love of two is one
Here but now they're gone
Came the last night of sadness
And it was clear she couldn't go on
Then the door was open and the wind appeared
The candles blew then disappeared
The curtains flew then he appeared...saying don't be afraid
Come on baby...and she had no fear
And she ran to him...then they started to fly
They looked backward and said goodbye...she had become like they are
She had taken his hand...she had become like they are
Come on baby...don't fear the reaper

-Indy

[Whynot]

You can't quit until you try
You can't live until you die
You can't learn to tell the truth
Until you learn to lie

You can't breathe until you choke
You gotta laugh when you're the joke
There's nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive

Just open your eyes
Just open your eyes
And see that life is beautiful.
Will you swear on your life,
That no one will cry at my funeral?

I know some things that you don't
I've done things that you won't
There's nothing like a trail of blood to find your way back home

I was waiting for my hearse
What came next was so much worse
It took a funeral to make me feel alive

Just open your eyes
Just open your eyes
And see that life is beautiful.
Will you swear on your life,
That no one will cry at my funeral?

Alive...
Just open your eyes
Just open your eyes
And see that life is beautiful.
Will you swear on your life,
That no one will cry at my funeral?

Just open your eyes
Just open your eyes
And see that life is beautiful.
Will you swear on your life,
That no one will cry at my funeral?

Just open your eyes
Just open your eyes
And see that life is beautiful.
Will you swear on your life,
That no one will cry at my funeral?

[Bren]

Trace Adkins,

Honky Tonk Badonkadonk



Turn it up some
Alright boys, this is her favorite song
You know that right
So, if we play it good and loud
She might get up and dance again
Ooh, she put her beer down
Here she comes
Here she comes
Left left left right left
Whoo

Husslers shootin' eightball
Throwin' darts at the wall
Feelin' damn near 10 ft. tall
Here she comes, Lord help us all
Ol' T.W.'s girlfriend done slapped him outta his chair
Poor ole boy, it ain't his fault
It's so hard not to stare
At that honky tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on
That honky tonk badonkadonk
(Aww son)

Now Honey, you can't blame her
For what her mama gave her
It ain't right to hate her
For workin' that money-maker
Band shuts down at two
But we're hangin' out till three
We hate to see her go
But love to watch her leave
With that honky tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on
With that honky tonk badonkadonk
(Ooh, that's what I'm talkin' bout right there, honey)

We don't care bout the drinkin'
Barely listen to the band
Our hands, they start a shakin'
When she gets the urge to dance
Drivin' everybody crazy
You think you fell in love
Boys, you better keep your distance
You can look but you can't touch
That honkey tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on
That honky tonk badonkadonk

That honky tonk badonkadonk
Yeah, that honky tonk badonkadonk

(That's it, right there boys, that's why we do what we do
It ain't for the money, it ain't for the glory, it ain't for the free whiskey
It's for the badonkadonk)

[sitting duck]

Thick As A Brick (Part 1) lyrics

Really don't mind if you sit this one out.
My words but a whisper your deafness a SHOUT.
I may make you feel but I can't make you think.
Your sperm's in the gutter your love's in the sink.
So you ride yourselves over the fields and
you make all your animal deals and
your wise men don't know how it feels to be thick as a brick.

And the sand-castle virtues are all swept away
in the tidal destruction the moral melee.
The elastic retreat rings the close of play
as the last wave uncovers the newfangled way.
But your new shoes are worn at the heels
and your suntan does rapidly peel
and your wise men don't know how it feels
to be thick as a brick.

[Slicksta]

ANAL CUNT-I Made Your Kid Get AIDS, So You Could Watch It Die

A few years ago, I snuck Freddy Mercury into your son’s room
I gave him anesthesia so he’d never remember getting raped
You spent your life savings putting your kid through college
Then he died of AIDS, so you wasted your money for nothing

I made your kid get AIDS, so you could watch it die
I made your kid get AIDS, so I could watch you cry

You thought your son was on a diet, so you didn’t worry too much
At the funeral, I told you what happened and laughed at you
I didn’t think that you suffered enough
So I shot your wife in front of you

I made your kid get AIDS, so you could watch it die
I made your kid get AIDS, so I could watch you cry

Braces, summer camp, college, you wasted all your money
Food, clothing, trips to Disney World, you wasted all your money
Birthdays, Christmas, the tooth fairy, you wasted all your money
Lunch money, field trips, toys, you wasted all your money

[Badcat]

A few years ago, I snuck Freddy Mercury into your son’s room
I gave him anesthesia so he’d never remember getting raped
You spent your life savings putting your kid through college
Then he died of AIDS, so you wasted your money for nothing

I made your kid get AIDS, so you could watch it die
I made your kid get AIDS, so I could watch you cry

You thought your son was on a diet, so you didn’t worry too much
At the funeral, I told you what happened and laughed at you
I didn’t think that you suffered enough
So I shot your wife in front of you

I made your kid get AIDS, so you could watch it die
I made your kid get AIDS, so I could watch you cry

Braces, summer camp, college, you wasted all your money
Food, clothing, trips to Disney World, you wasted all your money
Birthdays, Christmas, the tooth fairy, you wasted all your money
Lunch money, field trips, toys, you wasted all your money

so - you're not a parent then?

[GurlRacer]

Life is an Open Road

Can't stop loving you

This is where I belong

(3 different songs :D)

[rachprice]

Maybe horrible reposts but 23 pages!!!
Tool- Reflections I have come curiously close to the end, down
Beneath my self-indulgent pitiful hole.
Defeated, Concede and move closer. I may find comfort here
I may find peace within the emptiness.
How pitiful.
And in my darkest moment, fetal annnnd weeeeping.
The moon tells me a secret.
My confidant.
As full and bright as I am, this light is not my own
A million light reflections
pass over me
It's source is bright and endless. She resuscitates the hopeless.
Without her we are lifeless satellites driiiiiifting.
And as I pull my head out I am without one doubt
Don't want to peer down here serving my narcissism
I must crucify the ego before it's far too late
I pray the light lifts me out
So crucify the ego before it's far too late
To leave behind this place so negative and blind and cynical
And you will come to find that we are all one mind
Capable of all that's imagined and all conceivable.
Just let the light touch you and let the words spill through
Just let them pass right through, bringing out our hope and reason

Was actually walking to school the other day and this came on my ipod.....I thought how true!!
Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your contract and
Fret for your car.
It's a bull-shit three ring cirrrrrcuus siiideshow of
freaks here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA.
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.

Pretty gold....
It's kinda hard to wear high heels, or slip on banana peels
How does she get in and out of tubs
I hope she don't get mad, I hope she thinks this song is good not bad
Cause we think that she's totally rad, she's nubs.
No fingers, no toes, she doesn't own elbows,
No phalanges no knobby knees to knock
She don't need knuckles or hands to go see punk rock bands
She's always in the stands, she's nubs
She can't pick up a phone, she can't get dressed alone
She's got no funny bone, she's nubs
No shoes for feet but we sure do think she's neat, she's nubs, she's nubs, she's nubs.
I asked her if she want a drink, I asked her if she liked toronto,
I asked her to go out to the bar, but all she said was no, no and no
It was time for us to leave, so I grabbed and shook her sleeve
And told her I'd see her at the next club she got into a pack
And some guy put her on his back, she said goodbye and kinda waved her stub
She's got beauitful eyes, and breasts regular size,
But without calves and thighs, she's nubs
It's hard to give good head or get tied to a bed,
When all you've got is a body and head, she's nubs
She's nubs, she's nubs, she's nubs...
Oh she may not walk the walk, and she may not like to talk
But boy she sure knows how to rock, she's nubs

Hmmm Im sure there is heaps more....anything tool is jst beautiful....his lyrics are incredible, Im sure they have their 'real' (maynard's) meaning but everyone takes something different away from them.

[Indiana_Jones]

Hearts gone astray, leaving hurt when they go
I went away, just when you, you need me so
You won't regret, I'll come back begging you
Won't you forget, welcome love we once knew

Open up your eyes, then you'll realize
Here I stand with my, everlasting love
Need you by my side, girl to be my pride
You'll never be denied, everlasting love
From the very start, open up your heart
Be a lasting part of everlasting love

(Real love to last forever)
(Real love to last forever)

Where life really flows, no one really knows
Till someone's there to show the way to lasting love
Like the sun it shines, endlessly it shines
You always will be mine, with eternal love
Whenever love went wrong, ours would still be strong
We'd have our very own, everlasting love

(Real love to last forever)
(Real love to last forever)

Open up your eyes, then you'll realize
Here I stand with my, everlasting love
Need you by my side, girl to be my pride
You'll never be denied, everlasting love
From the very start, open up your heart
Be a lasting part of everlasting love
Whenever love went wrong, ours would still be strong
We'd have our very own, everlasting love


Love that song :sunny:

-Indy

[gunnyrob]

Dead puppies
Dead puppies
Dead puppies aren't much fun
They don't come when you call
They don't chase squirrels at all
Dead puppies aren't much fun

My puppy died late last fall
He's still rotting in the hall
Dead puppies aren't much fun
Mom says puppy's days are through
She's gonna throw him in the stew
Dead puppies aren't much fun

Dead puppies
Dead puppies
Dead puppies aren't much fun

Dead puppies
Dead puppies
Dead puppies aren't much fun

Dead puppies
Dead puppies

[fridayflash]

thats right, it was a folk song thin lizzy covered....

[Ryder]

"Hurt" - Nine Inch Nails

I hurt myself today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the pain
The only thing that's real
The needle tears a hole
The old familiar sting
Try to kill it all away
But I remember everything

What have I become?
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know
Goes away in the end
You could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt

I wear this crown of shit
Upon my liar's chair
Full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair
Beneath the stains of time
The feelings disappear
You are someone else
I am still right here

What have I become?
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know
Goes away in the end

You could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt
If I could start again
A million miles away
I would keep myself
I would find a way

[Badger8]

"Hurt" - Nine Inch Nails

Love the Johnny Cash version m'self...

[gunnyrob]

Then there's this from the Bloodhound gang....

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

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A million miles our vagabond heels
Clocked up beneath the clouds
They're counting down to show time
When we do it for real with the crowds
Air miles are owing
But they don't come for free
And they don't give you any for pain

But if it's all for nothing
All the roadrunning's
Been in vain

The rimshots come down like cannon fire
And thunder off the wall
There's a man in every corner
And each one is giving his all

This is my fife
This is my drum
So you never will hear me complain

And if it's all for nothing
All the roadrunning's
Been in vain

All the roadrunning
All the roadrunning

Well if you're inclined
To go up on the wall
It can only be fast and high
And those who don't like the danger
Soon find something different to try
When there's only a ringin' in your ears
And an echo down memory lane

But if it's all for nothing
All the roadrunning's
Been in vain

All the roadrunning, all the roadrunning
All the roadrunning, all the roadrunning

The show's packing up
I sit and watch the convoy
Leaving town
There's no pretending I'm not a fool,
For riding around and around
Like the pictures you keep of your old wall of death
You showed me one time on the plane

But if it's all for nothing
All the roadrunning's
Been in vain

A million miles of vagabond sky
Clocked up above the clouds
I'm still your man for the roaming
For as long as there's roamin' allowed

There'll be a rider
And there'll be a wall
As long as the dreamer remains

And if it's all for nothing
All the roadrunning's
Been in vain

All the roadrunning, all the roadrunning
All the roadrunning, all the roadrunning
All the roadrunning, all the roadrunning
All the roadrunning, all the roadrunning

[Headbanger]

I love the dead before they're cold,
Their blueing flesh for me to hold.
Cadaver eyes upon me see nothing.
I love the dead before they rise,
No farewells, no goodbyes.
I never even knew your now-rotting face.
While friends and lovers mourn your silly grave.
I have other uses for you, Darling.

I love the dead,
I love the dead,
I love the dead so.
I love the dead,
I love the dead,
I love the dead.
I love the dead,
I love the dead,
I love the dead.
I love the dead,
I love the dead,
I love the dead.
I love the dead,
I love the dead,
I love the dead.

I, I love the dead,
I, I love the dead,
I, I love the dead.

I love the dead before they're cold,
Their blueing flesh for me to hold.
Cadaver eyes upon me see nothing

[HenryDorsetCase]

^^^^^^^
oh dear.

Ive always been fond of

"Its been a long time since we rock and rolled,
Been a long time since we did the stroll...."

[Ryder]

Love the Johnny Cash version m'self...

me too :P its a good one. i have the greatest hits album with that song on it. that was actually the first version of the song i had ever heard. i knew that it was a nine inch nails song but hadnt heard their version until a few months ago :rolleyes:

[Badger8]

me too :P its a good one. i have the greatest hits album with that song on it. that was actually the first version of the song i had ever heard. i knew that it was a nine inch nails song but hadnt heard their version until a few months ago :rolleyes:

I was the other way round actually... saw the viedo for the NIN version when i was younger, never really got into the song. Heard the Cash version and it really stuck with me... then realised it was the same song about a year later heheh

[no-coast-punk]

Two of my current favorites.

Zero Down
No Apologies

Lately I've been too tired to be that man I used to be.
Overwhelmed and uninspired does it matter that no one's listening.
I've looked to find my place, I've searched to see my purpose served but every where that I can see people getting what they don't deserve.
Cause I am what I am, I could change it all but never me.
It's the pride of a foolish man but I live my life with no apologies.
Convince the world I'm crazy, in truth maybe I am.
But I've cut my baggage loose I shed my skin I'm a better man.
No one left to pull me under no one left to drag me down.
Standing on my own two feet I find the strength to stand my ground.
I once dwelled on all the things in life I never had,
I obsessed on my injustices until it drove me mad,
and all that hatred that I felt I didn't understand.
Was everything that held me down and kept me a bitter man.


Bigwig
Dent

Lack of motivation,
Every day and every night,
Disconnecting my dedication,
Is this what's left to me?

I'm sacrificing to be stronger,
But now years go by much faster,
And every minute's getting longer,
It's not my time,
And now I feel so helpless.

It seems to me,
Far out of reach,
But now I'll make my dent.

Something keeps igniting,
This short-lived tire that's bound to stop.

Strangulating and suffocating,
Important feelings in my life,
I don't want to be immortal.

I know I couldn't change the world,
Do what I can,
I'm gonna give it all,
And try to make a dent in this wall.

It seems to me so far out of reach,
But I know I'll make my dent.
But now I feel so helpless.

[Ryder]

I was the other way round actually... saw the viedo for the NIN version when i was younger, never really got into the song. Heard the Cash version and it really stuck with me... then realised it was the same song about a year later heheh

awesome stuff! :headbang: hehehe the two versions do sound rather different. NIN version is dark and deppressing the Cash version is almost tear enducing ...but not quite tehe. meh. i like the lyrics more so than the actual song :niceone:

so what would be your choice for favourite song lyrics?

[Badger8]

awesome stuff! :headbang: hehehe the two versions do sound rather different. NIN version is dark and deppressing the Cash version is almost tear enducing ...but not quite tehe. meh. i like the lyrics more so than the actual song :niceone:

so what would be your choice for favourite song lyrics?

at the moment i'm loving one of my old favourites... An epic song, and some pretty cool lyrics too...

Meatloaf - "Paradise by the Dashboard Light"

I. Paradise

Boy:
I remember every little thing
As if it happened only yesterday
Parking by the lake
And there was not another car in sight
And I never had a girl
Looking any better than you did
And all the kids at school
They were wishing they were me that night

And now our bodies are oh so close and tight
It never felt so good, it never felt so right
And we're glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife
C'mon! Hold on tight!
C'mon! Hold on tight!

Though it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night
I can see paradise by the dashboard light

Girl:
Ain't no doubt about it
We were doubly blessed
Cause we were barely seventeen
And we were barely dressed

Ain't no doubt about it
Baby got to go and shout it
Ain't no doubt about it
We were doubly blessed

Boy:
Cause we were barely seventeen
And we were barely dressed

Baby doncha hear my heart
You got it drowning out the radio
I've been waiting so long
For you to come along and have some fun

And I gotta let ya know
No you're never gonna regret it
So open up your eyes I got a big surprise
It'll feel all right
Well I wanna make your motor run

And now our bodies are oh so close and tight
It never felt so good, it never felt so right
And we're glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife
C'mon! Hold on tight!
C'mon! Hold on tight!

Though it's cold and lonley in the deep dark night
I can see paradise by the dashboard light
Paradise by the dashboard light

You got to do what you can
And let Mother Nature do the rest
Ain't no doubt about it
We were doubly blessed
Cause we were barely seventeen
And we were barely--

We're gonna go all the way tonight
We're gonna go allt he way
An tonight's the night...

Radio Broadcast:
Ok, here we go, we got a real pressure cooker
going here, two down, nobody on, no score,
bottom of the ninth, there's the wind-up and
there it is, a line shot up the middle, look
at him go. This boy can really fly!
He's rounding first and really turning it on
now, he's not letting up at all, he's gonna
try for second; the ball is bobbled out in center,
and here comes the throw, and what a throw!
He's gonna slide in head first, here he comes, he's out!
No, wait, safe--safe at second base, this kid really
makes things happen out there.
Batter steps up to the plate, here's the pitch--
he's going, and what a jump he's got, he's trying
for third, here's the throw, it's in the dirt--
safe at third! Holy cow, stolen base!
He's taking a pretty big lead out there, almost
daring him to try and pick him off. The pitcher
glance over, winds up, and it's bunted, bunted
down the third base line, the suicide squeeze in on!
Here he comes, squeeze play, it's gonna be close,
here's the throw, there's the play at the plate,
holy cow, I think he's gonna make it!

II. Let Me Sleep On It

Girl:
Stop right there!
I gotta know right now!
Before we go any further--!

Do you love me?
Will you love me forever?
Do you need me?
Will you never leave me?
Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life?
Will you take me away and will you make me your wife?
Do you love me!?
Will you love me forever!?
Do you need me!?
Will you never leave me!?
Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life!?
Will you take me away and will you make me your wife!?
I gotta know right now
Before we go any further
Do you love me!!!?
Will you love me forever!!!?

Boy:
Let me sleep on it
Baby, baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you my answer in the morning

Let me sleep on it
Baby, baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you my answer in the morning

Let me sleep on it
Baby, baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you my answer in the morning

Girl:
I gotta know right now!
Do you love me?
Will you love me forever?
Do you need me?
Will you never leave me?
Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life?
Will you take me away and will you make me your wife?
I gotta know right now!
Before we go any further
Do you love me?
And will you love me forever?

Boy:
Let me sleep on it
Baby, baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you my answer in the morning
Let me sleep on it!!!

Girl:
Will you love me forever?

Boy:
Let me sleep on it!!!

Girl:
Will you love me forever!!!

III. Praying for the End of Time

Boy:
I couldn't take it any longer
Lord I was crazed
And when the feeling came upon me
Like a tidal wave
I started swearing to my god and on my mother's grave
That I would love you to the end of time
I swore that I would love you to the end of time!

So now I'm praying for the end of time
To hurry up and arrive
Cause if I gotta spend another minute with you
I don't think that I can really survive
I'll never break my promise or forget my vow
But God only knows what I can do right now
I'm praying for the end of time
It's all that I can do
Praying for the end of time, so I can end my time with you!!!

Boy:
It was long ago and it was far away
and it was so much better than it is today

Girl:
It never felt so good
It never felt so right
And we were glowing like
A metal on the edge of a knife

[driftn]

My rhyms are so potent that in this small segment i made all of the ladys in area pregnant. Some times my lyrics are a bit sexus but all you lovely bitches should know im trying to correct this.

Flight of the concords, Hiphopopotimus vs Rhymnosoris.

[SPman]

"Give me another shot of whiskey bartender.....
If you don't I'm gonna stick yer dick in the blender....."

Bad News......

[Indiana_Jones]

If you asked me to - Patti LaBelle


Used to be that I believed in something
Used to be that I believed in love
Its been a long time since Ive had that feeling
I could love someone
I could trust someone
I said Id never let nobody near my heart again darlin
I said Id never let nobody in

But if you asked me to
I just might change my mind
And let you in my life forever
If you asked me to
I just might give my heart
And stay here in your arms forever
If you asked me to
If you asked me to

Somehow ever since Ive been around you
Cant go back to being on my own
Cant help feeling darling since Ive found you
That Ive found my home
That Im finally home
I said Id never let nobody get too close to me darling
I said I needed, needed to be free

(but if you asked me to...)

Asked me to, I will give my world to you baby
I need you now
Ask me to and Ill do anything for you baby, for you baby

If you asked me to
Id let you in my life forever
If you asked me to...

-Indy

[Rcktfsh]

From the 2nd stanza of Lou Reed's Street hassle

Street Hassle
Hey, that cunt's not breathing
I think she's had too much
of something or other, hey, man, you know what I mean?
I don't mean to scare you
but you're the one who came here
and you're the one who's gotta take her when you leave
I'm not being smart
or trying to be cold on my part
and I'm not gonna wear my heart on my sleeve
But you know people get all emotional
and sometimes, man, they just don't act rational you know,
they think they're just on TV
Sha-la-la-la, man
why don't you just slip her away
You know, I'm glad that we met man
it really was nice talking
and I really wish that there was a little more time to speak
But you know it could be a hassle
trying to explain this all to a police officer
about how it was that your old lady got herself stiffed
And it's not like we could help
but there wasn't nothing no one could do
and if there was, man, you know I would have been the first
But when someone turns that blue
well, it's a universal truth
and then you just know that bitch will never fuck again
By the way, that's really some bad shit
that you came to our place with
but you ought to be more careful around the little girls
It's either the best or it's the worst
and since I don't have to choose
I guess I won't and I know this ain't no way to treat a guest
But why don't you grab your old lady by the feet
and just lay her out in the darkest street
and by morning, she's just another hit and run.
You know, some people got no choice
and they can never find a voice
to talk with that they can even call their own
So the first thing that they see
that allows them the right to be
why they follow it, you know, it's called bad luck.

[Ryder]

at the moment i'm loving one of my old favourites... An epic song, and some pretty cool lyrics too...

Meatloaf - "Paradise by the Dashboard Light"

cool. so you're a meatloaf man at the mo then, huh?

[Badger8]

cool. so you're a meatloaf man at the mo then, huh?

for the past week or so, yeah. But i'm like that... discover (or re-discover) a few songs that really capture me at that point in time for some reason... listen to them heaps... then i find some more... :laugh:
I'm also currently captivated by Dropkick Murphy's - "Shipping up to Boston", because i heard a bit of that song in the movie "The Departed" the other week, and it stuck in my head :lol: That irish/folk rock/punk fusion grips me every time i hear a good example :yes:

[Ryder]

for the past week or so, yeah. But i'm like that... discover (or re-discover) a few songs that really capture me at that point in time for some reason... listen to them heaps... then i find some more... :laugh:
I'm also currently captivated by Dropkick Murphy's - "Shipping up to Boston", because i heard a bit of that song in the movie "The Departed" the other week, and it stuck in my head :lol: That irish/folk rock/punk fusion grips me every time i hear a good example :yes:

hahaha :lol: fair enough! at least it not the ting tings! they call me stacey....bleh bleh bleh bleh!....errrrmmmm now thats a song, whether it be good or bad, that gets stucked in your head way too easily! :Pokey:

[Badger8]

hahaha :lol: fair enough! at least it not the ting tings! they call me stacey....bleh bleh bleh bleh!....errrrmmmm now thats a song, whether it be good or bad, that gets stucked in your head way too easily! :Pokey:

GAH! and now it's stuck in mine! :girlfight:
Will have to go and re-discover some more good tunes! :sunny:

[Ryder]

GAH! and now it's stuck in mine! :girlfight:
Will have to go and re-discover some more good tunes! :sunny:

bwahahahahaha!!!:banana:....heh hmmmm...i mean...my bad! :whistle:

[idb]

Pablo Picasso was never called an arsehole
He would walk down the street and girls could not resist his stare
Pablo Picasso was never called...


Jonathan Richman and the Modern Lovers

[Sully60]

Drrrredge!
Kinda obvious lyrics, a bit like that Katie Perry shelia's little ditty about faux lesbianism but I digress.
Something about these lyrics speaks to me...


Got to meet the hottie with the million dollar body
They say its over budget but you’d pay her just to touch it come on
Needs to hit the big screen and shoot a little love scene
if Hollywood had called her she’d be gone before you holler come on

Pretty little lady with the pretty pink thong every sugar daddy hittin on her all night long
Doesn’t care about the money she could be with anybody, ain’t it funny how the honey wanted you all along

You naughty thing
You’re ripping up the dance floor honey
You naughty women
You shake your arse around for everyone
You’re such a mover
I love the way you dance with anybody
The way you swing
And tease them all by sucking on your thumb
Your so much cooler when you never pull it out
Cause you look so much cuter
with Something in Your Mouth

Crafty little lip tricks tattoos on her left hip
She bending as your spending
There’s no ending its so baby, come on
Dressed up like a princess beating that her skin smells better
than the scent of every flower in the desert, come on

Pretty little lady with the pretty pink thong every sugar daddy hittin on her all night long.
doesn’t care about the money she could be with anybody, ain’t it funny how the honey wanted you all along

You naughty thing
You’re ripping up the dance floor honey
You naughty women
You shake your arse around for everyone
You’re such a mover
I love the way you dance with anybody
The way you swing
And tease them all by sucking on your thumb
Your so much cooler when you never pull it out
Cause you look so much cuter
with Something in Your Mouth

Nickelback lyrics on www.lyrics-celebrities.anekatips.com

She loves the night scene bar queen living for the fun
Taking over every dance floor like she’s the only one
In the spotlight all night dissing everyone
trying to look so innocent while sucking on her thumb
Your so much cooler
When you never pull it out
So much cuter
with something in your mouth

You naughty thing
You’re ripping up the dance floor honey
You naughty women
You shake your arse around for everyone
I love the way you dance with anybody
The way you swing
And tease them all by sucking on your thumb
You naughty thing
You’re ripping up the dance floor honey
You naughty women
You shake that arse around for everyone
You’rw such a mover
I love the way you dance with anybody
The way you swing
And tease them all by sucking on your thumb
Your so much cooler when you never pull it out
cause you look so much cuter
with something in your !

[EJK]

These days I am really into Johnny Cash...

[Sully60]

These days I am really into Johnny Cash...

You'll like this then.

Oh and stay away from curry mmkay!

Love is a burning thing
and it makes a firery ring
bound by wild desire
I fell in to a ring of fire...

I fell in to a burning ring of fire
I went down,down,down
and the flames went higher.
And it burns,burns,burns
the ring of fire
the ring of fire.

The taste of love is sweet
when hearts like our's meet
I fell for you like a child
oh, but the fire went wild..

I fell in to a burning ring of fire.....

[EJK]

You'll like this then.

Oh and stay away from curry mmkay!

Love is a burning thing
and it makes a firery ring
bound by wild desire
I fell in to a ring of fire...

I fell in to a burning ring of fire
I went down,down,down
and the flames went higher.
And it burns,burns,burns
the ring of fire
the ring of fire.

The taste of love is sweet
when hearts like our's meet
I fell for you like a child
oh, but the fire went wild..

I fell in to a burning ring of fire.....

LOL yea very much thanks :niceone: Ever after seeing the DVD "Walk the Line" I'm totally drowned by his songs...

[Owl]

Hey hey hey all you girls in these
Industrial towns
I know you’re prob’ly gettin’ tired
Of all the local clowns
They never give you no respect
They never treat you nice
So perhaps you oughta try
A little friendly advice
And be a crew slut
Hey, you’ll love it
Be a crew slut
It’s a way of life
Be a crew slut
See the world
Don’t make a fuss, just get on the bus
Crew slut
Add water makes it’s own sauce
Be a crew slut
So you don’t forget, call before midnite tonite
The boys in the crew
Are just waiting for you
You never to get move around
You never go nowhere
I know yer prob’ly gettin’ tired
Of all the guys out there
You always wondered what it’s like
To go from place to place
So, darlin’, take a little ride
On the mixer’s face
Be a crew slut
Just follow the magic footprints
Be a crew slut
Hey, you’ll love it!
Be a crew slut
It’s a way of life
I ain’t gonna squash it
And you don’t need to wash it!
Crew slut
Hey, I’ll buy you a pizza
Crew slut
Of course I’ll introduce you to warren
The boys in the crew
Are only waiting for you

Well you been to alabama, girl,
’n’ georgia too
’n’ all the boys in the crew
Is bein’ good to you
I know yer sayin’ to yourself
’this is the way to go’
’cause when you need a little extra
They will give you some mo’
`cause you’re the crew slut

Eh, hah ha, I’m into leather...

That’s good! a lot of the boys in the crew love leather...

And rubber...

Yeh, they like rubber too...shrink-tubing
With a hair dryer...

Trade your spot on the bench
For a guy with a wrench
And be a...

Ha ha ha...

You like that, huh?
I told you you’d love it...
It’s a way of life!

The guys in the crew
Have got a present for you!

A present for me?

Hmmm, we got a present for you!

Whaddya got?

Whaddya gonna give me?

It looks just like a telefunken u-47
You’ll love it...

With leather?

[Indiana_Jones]

Ob's stürmt oder schneit,
Ob die Sonne uns lacht
Der Tag glühend heiß
Oder eiskalt die Nacht
Bestaubt sind die Gesichter
Doch froh ist unser Sinn
Ist unser Sinn
Es braust unser Panzer
Im Sturmwind dahin

Mit donnernden Motoren
Geschwind wie der Blitz
Dem Feinde entgegen
Im Panzer geschützt
Voraus den Kameraden
Im Kampf steh'n wir allein
Steh'n wir allein
So stoßen wir tief
In die feindlichen Reihn

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-Indy

[LBD]

Gotta be Richard Thompsons "Red Molly" (Jeff Lang cover)

Said Red Molly to James that's a fine motorbike
A girl could feel special on any such like
Said James to Red Molly, well my hat's off to you
It's a Vincent Black Lightning, 1952
And I've seen you at the corners and cafes it seems
Red hair and black leather, my favorite color scheme
And he pulled her on behind
And down to Box Hill they did ride

Said James to Red Molly, here's a ring for your right hand
But I'll tell you in earnest I'm a dangerous man
I've fought with the law since I was seventeen
I robbed many a man to get my Vincent machine
Now I'm 21 years, I might make 22
And I don't mind dying, but for the love of you
And if fate should break my stride
Then I'll give you my Vincent to ride

Come down, come down, Red Molly, called Sergeant McRae
For they've taken young James Adie for armed robbery
Shotgun blast hit his chest, left nothing inside
Oh, come down, Red Molly to his dying bedside
When she came to the hospital, there wasn't much left
He was running out of road, he was running out of breath
But he smiled to see her cry
And said I'll give you my Vincent to ride

Says James, in my opinion, there's nothing in this world
Beats a 52 Vincent and a red headed girl
Now Nortons and Indians and Greeveses won't do
They don't have a soul like a Vincent 52
He reached for her hand and he slipped her the keys
He said I've got no further use for these
I see angels on Ariels in leather and chrome
Swooping down from heaven to carry me home
And he gave her one last kiss and died
And he gave her his Vincent to ride

[Whynot]

Before the story begins, is it such a sin,
for me to take what's mine, until the end of time
We were more than friends, before the story ends,
And I will take what's mine, create what God would never design

Our love had been so strong for far too long,
I was weak with fear that something would go wrong,
Before the possibilities came true,
I took all possibility from you

Almost laughed myself to tears,
(ha hahahahaha)
conjuring her deepest fears
(come here you fucking bitch)

Must have stabbed her fifty fucking times,
I can't believe it,
Ripped her heart out right before her eyes,
Eyes over easy, eat it, eat it, eat it

She was never this good in bed even when she was sleeping
now she's just so perfect I've never been quite so fucking deep in
it goes on and on and on,
I can keep you looking young and preserved forever,
with a fountain to spray on your youth whenever

’Cause I really always knew that my little crime
would be cold that's why I got a heater for your thighs
and I know, I know it's not your time
but bye, bye
and a word to the wise when the fire dies
you think it's over but it's just begun
but baby don't cry

You had my heart, at least for the most part
’cause everybody's gotta die sometime,
We fell apart, let's make a new start
’cause everybody's gotta die sometime, yeah yeah
but baby don't cry

Now possibilities I'd never considered,
are occurring the likes of which I'd never heard,
Now an angry soul comes back from beyond the grave,
to repossess a body with which I'd misbehaved

Smiling right from ear to ear
Almost laughed herself to tears

Must have stabbed him fifty fucking times
I can't believe it
Ripped his heart out right before his eyes
Eyes over easy, eat it, eat it, eat it

Now that it's done I realize the error of my ways
I must venture back to apologize from somewhere far beyond the grave

I gotta make up for what I've done
’Cause I was all up in a piece of heaven
while you burned in hell, no peace forever

’Cause I really always knew that my little crime
would be cold that's why I got a heater for your thighs
and I know, I know it's not your time
but bye, bye
and a word to the wise when the fire dies
you think it's over but it's just begun
but baby don't cry

You had my heart, at least for the most part
’Cause everybody's gotta die sometime,
We fell apart, let's make a new start
’Cause everybody's gotta die sometime, yeah yeah
But baby don't cry

I will suffer for so long
(What will you do, not long enough)
To make it up to you
(I pray to God that you do)
I'll do whatever you want me to do
(Well then I’ll grant you one chance) *
And if it's not enough
(If it’s not enough, If it’s not enough)
If it's not enough
(Not enough)
Try again
(Try again)
And again
(And again)
Over and over again

We’re coming back, coming back
We’ll live forever, live forever
Let’s have wedding, have a wedding
Let’s start the killing, start the killing

"Do you take this man in death for the rest of your unnatural life?"
"Yes, I do"
"Do you take this woman in death for the rest of your unnatural life?"
"I do"
"I now pronounce you"

’Cause I really always knew that my little crime
would be cold that's why I got a heater for your thighs
and I know, I know it's not your time
but bye, bye
And a word to the wise when the fire dies
you think it's over but it's just begun
but baby don't cry

You had my heart, at least for the most part
’Cause everybody's gotta die sometime,
We fell apart, let's make a new start
’Cause everybody's gotta die sometime, yeah yeah
But baby don't cry

[Brownbikerbabe]

D'accord, il existait
D'autres façons de se quitter
Quelques éclats de verre
Auraient peut-ítre pu nous aider
Dans ce silence amer
J'ai décidé de pardonner
Les erreurs qu'on peut faire
&agrave; trop s'aimer
D'accord souvent la petite fille
En moi souvent te réclamait
Presque comme une mère
Tu me bordais, me protégeais
Je t'ai volé ce sang
Qu'on aurait pas dû partager
à bout de mots, de ríves
Je vais crier

Je t'aime, je t'aime
Comme un fou, comme un soldat
Comme une star de cinéma
Je t'aime, je t'aime
Comme un loup, comme un roi
Comme un homme que je ne suis pas
Tu vois, je t'aime comme ça

D'accord, je t'ai confié
Tous mes sourires, tous mes secrets
Míme ceux, don't seul un frère
Est le gardien inavoué
Dans cette maison de pierre
Satan nous regardait danser
J'ai tant voulu la guerre
De corps qui se faisaient la paix

Refrain

Je t'aime, je t'aime
Comme un fou comme un soldat
Comme une star de cinéma
Je t'aime, je t'aime, je t'aime, je t'aime, je t'aime, je 'aime
Comme un loup, comme un roi
Comme un homme que je ne suis pas
Tu vois, je t'aime comme ça
Tu vois je t'aime comme ça

(poème 1)


Translation:

My love

Evidently we knew
Of better ways to say goodbye
But whenever love is through
Hearts need to find a reason why
Lost inside the maze
I dreamed of you and I forgave
The things we do for love
When love is all
Repeatedly, it's true
The child in me would long for you
And readily you'd give
To set me free you'd mother me
I crept into your soul
Before I knew that it was wrong
Lost for words and dreams
I'm gonna scream

My love, my love
I love you innocently
Like a star upon a screen
My love, my love
I need you eagerly
Like the man I will never be
My love I love you so

So wrong to place in you
All of my dreams, all of the pain
Too late now to undo
I shoulda known there'd come the rain
Trapped inside the gates
We danced the night through satan's gaze
My love, oh how I yearned
To feel the burn of your caress

Refrain

My love, my love
I love you innocently
Like a star upon a screen
My love, my love, my love, my love, my world, my oul
I need you desperately
Like the man I will never be
My love I love you so
My love I love you so

KgAAcnVjsZs

[balans]

I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars

I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars

Look at me, look at me
hands in the air like it's good to be
ALIVE
and I'm a famous rapper
even when the paths're all crookedy
I can show you how to do-si-do
I can show you how to scratch a record
I can take apart the remote control
And I can almost put it back together
I can tie a knot in a cherry stem
I can tell you about Leif Ericson
I know all the words to "De Colores"
And "I'm Proud to be an American"
Me and my friend saw a platypus
Me and my friend made a comic book
And guess how long it took
I can do anything that I want cuz, look:

I can keep rhythm with no metronome
No metronome
No metronome

I can see your face on the telephone
On the telephone
On the telephone

Look at me
Look at me
Just called to say that it's good to be
ALIVE
In such a small world
All curled up with a book to read
I can make money open up a thrift store
I can make a living off a magazine
I can design an engine sixty four
Miles to a gallon of gasoline
I can make new antibiotics
I can make computers survive aquatic conditions
I know how to run a business
And I can make you wanna buy a product
Movers shakers and producers
Me and my friends understand the future
I see the strings that control the systems
I can do anything with no assistance
I can lead a nation with a microphone
With a microphone
With a microphone
I can split the atoms of a molecule
Of a molecule
Of a molecule

Look at me
Look at me
Driving and I won't stop
And it feels so good to be
Alive and on top
My reach is global
My tower secure
My cause is noble
My power is pure
I can hand out a million vaccinations
Or let'em all die in exasperation
Have'em all healed of their lacerations
Have'em all killed by assassination
I can make anybody go to prison
Just because I don't like'em and
I can do anything with no permission
I have it all under my command
I can guide a missile by satellite
By satellite
By satellite
and I can hit a target through a telescope
Through a telescope
Through a telescope
and I can end the planet in a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust

I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handle bars
No handlebars

I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars

[gatch]

some good'uns off the top of my head

* "hey baby when you walk that way, watch your honey drip - i cant keep away" black dog - led zeppelin

* "every woman has a piece of aphrodite, copulating to create a state of sexual light, kissin her virginity, my affinity, i mingle with the gods, i mingle with divinity"
"uncontrollable notes from her snow white throat, fill a space in which 2 bodies float, operatic by voice, a fanatic by choice, aromatic is the flower, she must be moist" blood sugar sex magik - rhcp

* "my minds sedate ! my minds sedate !" my minds sedate - shihad

[Indiana_Jones]

I dont know where Im going
But, I sure know where Ive been
Hanging on the promises
In songs of yesterday
An Ive made up my mind,
I aint wasting no more time
But, here I go again
Here I go again

Tho I keep searching for an answer,
I never seem to find what Im looking for
Oh lord, I pray
You give me strength to carry on,
cos I know what it means
To walk along the lonely street of dreams

An here I go again on my own
Goin down the only road Ive ever known,
Like a hobo I was born to walk alone
An Ive made up my mind
I aint wasting no more time

Im just another heart in need of rescue,
Waiting on loves sweet charity
An Im gonna hold on
For the rest of my days,
cos I know what it means
To walk along the lonely street of dreams

An here I go again on my own
Goin down the only road Ive ever known,
Like a hobo* I was born to walk alone
An Ive made up my mind
I aint wasting no more time

But, here I go again,
Here I go again,
Here I go again,
Here I go...

An Ive made up my mind,
I aint wasting no more time

An here I go again on my own
Goin down the only road Ive ever known,
Like a hobo I was born to walk alone
cos I know what it means
To walk along the lonely street of dreams

An here I go again on my own
Goin down the only road Ive ever known,
Like a hobo I was born to walk alone
An Ive made up my mind
I aint wasting no more time...

But, here I go again,
Here I go again,
Here I go again,
Here I go,
Here I go again...

Pure awesome

-Indy

[Tank]

Wake me up before you go-go!

WHAM were seriously under rated Gods of Rock!

[Indiana_Jones]

Hold me
Like the river jordan
And I will then say to thee
You are my friend

Carry me
Like you are my brother
Love me like a mother
Will you be there?

Weary
Tell me will you hold me
When wrong, will you skold me
When lost will you find me?

But they told me
A man should be faithful
And walk when not able
And fight till the end
But Im only human

Everyones taking control of me
Seems that the worlds
Got a role for me
Im so confused
Will you show to me
Youll be there for me
And care enough to bear me

(lead me)
(lay your head lowly)
(softly then boldly)
(carry me there)

(hold me)
(love me and feed me)
(kiss me and free me)
(I will feel blessed)

(carry)
(carry me boldly)
(lift me up slowly)
(carry me there)

(save me)
(heal me and bathe me)
(softly you say to me)
(I will be there)

(lift me)
(lift me up slowly)
(carry me boldly)
(show me you care)

(hold me)
(lay your head lowly)
(softly then boldly)
(carry me there)

(need me)
(love me and feed me)
(kiss me and free me)
(I will feel blessed)

(spoken)
In our darkest hour
In my deepest despair
Will you still care?
Will you be there?
In my trials
And my tripulations
Through our doubts
And frustrations
In my violence
In my turbulence
Through my fear
And my confessions
In my anguish and my pain
Through my joy and my sorrow
In the promise of another tomorrow
Ill never let you part
For youre always in my heart.

-Indy

[Magua]

Pink Floyd - Mother.

Mother, do you think they'll drop the bomb?
Mother, do you think they'll like this song?
Mother, do you think they'll try to break my balls?
Mother, should I build the wall?
Mother, should I run for President?
Mother, should I trust the government?
Mother, will they put me in the firing line?
Is it just a waste of time?

Hush now baby, baby, don't you cry
Momma's gonna make all of your nightmares come true
Momma's gonna put all of her fears into you
Momma's gonna keep you right here under her wing
She won't let you fly, but she might let you sing
Momma's will keep Baby cozy and warm
Oooo Babe
Oooo Babe
Ooo Babe, of course Momma's gonna help build the wall

Mother, do you think she's good enough
For me?
Mother, do you think she's dangerous
To me?
Mother will she tear your little boy apart?
Mother, will she break my heart?

Hush now baby, baby, don't you cry
Momma's gonna check out all your girlfriends for you
Momma won't let anyone dirty get through
Momma's gonna wait up until you get in
Momma will always find out where you've been
Momma's gonna keep Baby healthy and clean
Oooo Babe
Oooo Babe
Ooo Babe, you'll always be Baby to me

Mother, did it need to be so high?

Radiohead - Fake Plastic Trees.

Her green plastic watering can
For her fake chinese rubber plant
In fake plastic earth.
That she bought from a rubber man
In a town full of rubber plants
Just to get rid of itself.
And it wears her out, it wears her out
It wears her out, it wears her out.

She lives with a broken man
A cracked polystyrene man
Who just crumbles and burns.
He used to do surgery
For girls in the eighties
But gravity always wins.
And it wears him out, it wears him out
It wears him out, it wears him out.

She looks like the real thing
She tastes like the real thing
My fake plastic love.
But I cant help the feeling
I could blow through the ceiling
If I just turn and run
And it wears me out, it wears me out
It wears me out, it wears me out.

And if I could be who you wanted
If I could be who you wanted,
All the time, all the time, ohhh... ohh...

[Badger8]

Skyclad - Another drinking song

Where they sit around and get a round in while the getting's good,
They'll make the most until the money's gone.
They're coming out to celebrate, to sing and dance and to escape
A crazy world where everything seems wrong.
Drinking to forget and to remember all the glory days,
The days we stood apart and we stood strong;
Though the beer befuddles sense it can't provide them recompense,
They settle for anotherdrinkingsong.


Where the 'busy man finds recreation' the 'idle man finds business',
The 'melancholy man finds sanctuary';
The 'stranger may have welcome' and still within these selfsame walls,
The 'citizen may find some courtesy'*.
From Rose and Crown' to 'Cock and Bull' all history is written there,
To folklore, myth and legend we belong;
Come Masons, Plumbers Carpenters, come Cricketers and Huntsmen,
All join in with anotherdrinkingsong

Well you can keep your 'long-hours culture' and lusting for adventure,
There's life aplenty down 'The Tap 'n' Spile'
Forget your occupation down the salutation
This tragicomedy will make you smile
From quaint barstool philosophy to subtle innuendo
It's funny how the tribes all get along
Curse abstinence and temperance; and celebrate insouciance
And join us in anotherdrinkingsong

[Laava]

Whoever we are
Wherever we're from
We shoulda noticed by now
Our behavior is dumb
And if our chances
Expect to improve
It's gonna take a lot more
Than tryin' to remove
The other race
Or the other whatever
From the face
Of the planet altogether

They call it THE EARTH
Which is a dumb kinda name
But they named it right
'Cause we behave the same...
We are dumb all over
Dumb all over,
Yes we are
Dumb all over,
Near 'n far
Dumb all over,
Black 'n white
People, we is not wrapped tight

Nurds on the left
Nurds on the right
Religous fanatics
On the air every night
Sayin' the Bible
Tells the story
Makes the details
Sound real gory
'Bout what to do
If the geeks over there
Don't believe in the book
We got over here

You can't run a race
Without no feet
'N pretty soon
There won't be no street
For dummies to jog on
Or doggies to dog on
Religous fanatics
Can make it be all gone
(I mean it won't blow up
'N disappear
It'll just look ugly
For a thousand years...)

You can't run a country
By a book of religion
Not by a heap
Or a lump or a smidgeon
Of foolish rules
Of ancient date
Designed to make
You all feel great
While you fold, spindle
And mutilate
Those unbelievers
From a neighboring state

TO ARMS! TO ARMS!
Hooray! That's great
Two legs ain't bad
Unless there's a crate
They ship the parts
To mama in
For souvenirs: two ears (Get Down!)
Not his, not hers, (but what the hey?)
The Good Book says:
("It gotta be that way!")
But their book says:
"REVENGE THE CRUSADES...
With whips 'n chains
'N hand grenades..."
TWO ARMS? TWO ARMS?
Have another and another
Our God says:
"There ain't no other!"
Our God says
"It's all okay!"
Our God says
"This is the way!"

It says in the book:
"Burn 'n destroy...
'N repent, 'n redeem
'N revenge, 'n deploy
'N rumble thee forth
To the land of the unbelieving scum on the other side
'Cause they don't go for what's in the book
'N that makes 'em BAD
So verily we must choppeth them up
And stompeth them down
Or rent a nice French bomb
To poof them out of existance
While leaving their real estate just where we need it
To use again
For temples in which to praise OUR GOD
("Cause he can really take care of business!")

And when his humble TV servant
With humble white hair
And humble glasses
And a nice brown suit
And maybe a blond wife who takes phone calls
Tells us our God says
It's okay to do this stuff
Then we gotta do it,
'Cause if we don't do it,
We ain't gwine up to hebbin!
(Depending on which book you're using at the
time...Can't use theirs... it don't work
...it's all lies...Gotta use mine...)
Ain't that right?
That's what they say
Every night...
Every day...
Hey, we can't really be dumb
If we're just following God's Orders
Hey, let's get serious...
God knows what he's doin'
He wrote this book here
An' the book says:
He made us all to be just like Him,"
so...
If we're dumb...
Then God is dumb...
(An' maybe even a little ugly on the side)

[Dean]

Poison- talk dirty to me

You know I call you
I call you on the telephone
Im only hoping that youre home
So I can hear you
When you say those words to me
And whisper so softly
I gotta hear you

Cause baby well be
At the drive-in
In the old mans ford
Behind the bushes
Till Im screamin for more
Down the basement
Lock the cellar door
And baby
Talk dirty to me

You know I never
I never ever stay out late
You know that I can hardly wait
Just to see you
And I know you cannot wait
Wait to see me too
I gotta touch you

pick up that guitar and talk to me

Cause baby well be
At the drive-in
In the old mans ford
Behind the bushes
Till Im screamin for more
Down the basement
Lock the cellar door
And baby
Talk dirty to me

[ducatilover]

If I leave here tomorrow,
Would you still remember me?
For I must be traveling on, now,
'Cause there's too many places I've got to see.
But if I stayed here with you, girl,
Things just couldn't be the same.
'Cause I'm as free as a bird now,
And this bird you can not change.
And the bird you can not change.
And this bird you can not change.
Lord knows, I can't change.

Bye bye baby, it's been a sweet love. Yea.
And though this feeling I can't change.
But please don't take it so badly,
'Cause the Lord knows I'm to blame.
And if I stay here with you girl,
Things just couldn't be the same.
Cause I'm as free as a bird now,
And this bird you'll never change.
And the bird you can not change.
And this bird you can not change.
The Lord knows, I can't change.
Lord help me, I can't change.
Lord I can't change.
Won't cha fly high free bird, yeah.
;)

[ducatilover]

Pink Floyd - Mother.

Mother, do you think they'll drop the bomb?


:love::love::Punk: first equal, i was about to post it up aswell

[testastretta]

Rastus was a nigger. Thug mugger junkie.
Black golly gob. Big horny monkey.
Pimp pusher coon. Grinning piccaninnies.
Send him home soon. Back to the trees.

Black wogs. Black wogs. Your Face don't fit.
Black wogs. Black wogs. You Ain't no Brits.

Ahmed is a Paki. Curry coffee queer.
Ten to a bed. Flocking over here.
Tax-sponging canker. Smelly thieving kids.
Ponce greasy wanker. Worse than the yids.

Brown wogs. Brown wogs. Your Face don't fit.
Brown wogs. Brown wogs. You Ain't no Brits.

Stick together we'll be all white me and you
The only colours we need are red, right and blue.

Paddy is a moron. Spud thick Mick.
Breeds like a rabbit. Thinks with his prick.
Anything floors him if he can't fight or drink it.
Round them up in Ulster. Tow it out and sink it.

Green wogs. Green wogs. Our Face don't fit.
Green wogs. Green wogs. We Ain't no Brits.

If the victim ain't a soldier why should we care?
Irish bodies don't count. Life's cheaper over there.

Green wogs. Green wogs. Face don't fit.
Green wogs. Green wogs. We Ain't no Brits.
Green Wogs. Green wogs. Get 'em boys.
Green wogs. Green wogs. Turn up the white noise.

STIFF LITTLE FINGERS-WHITE NOISE

[Ryder]

dont know about the lyrics...but i love the song...

If you wanna hang out
You've got to take her out, cocaine
If you wanna get down
Down on the ground, cocaine

She don't lie
She don't lie
She don't lie
Cocaine

If you got bad news
You wanna kick them blues, cocaine
When your day is done
And you wanna run, cocaine

She don't lie
She don't lie
She don't lie
Cocaine

If your thing is gone
And you wanna ride on, cocaine
Don't forget this fact
You can't get it back, cocaine

She don't lie
She don't lie
She don't lie
Cocaine

She don't lie
She don't lie
She don't lie
Cocaine

[Grizzo]

"I wish I was queer, so I could get chicks" -Bloodhound Gang

[Ryder]

cliche i know, but another one of my all time favourites...Stairway to Heaven.

i know whenever you ask someone to name a Zeppelin song its the first to come to mind but it still a great one.

Theres a lady whos sure
All that glitters is gold
And shes buying a stairway to heaven.
When she gets there she knows
If the stores are all closed
With a word she can get what she came for.
Ooh, ooh, and shes buying a stairway to heaven.

Theres a sign on the wall
But she wants to be sure
cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
In a tree by the brook
Theres a songbird who sings,
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it makes me wonder.

Theres a feeling I get
When I look to the west,
And my spirit is crying for leaving.
In my thoughts I have seen
Rings of smoke through the trees,
And the voices of those who standing looking.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it really makes me wonder.

And its whispered that soon
If we all call the tune
Then the piper will lead us to reason.
And a new day will dawn
For those who stand long
And the forests will echo with laughter.

If theres a bustle in your hedgerow
Dont be alarmed now,
Its just a spring clean for the may queen.
Yes, there are two paths you can go by
But in the long run
Theres still time to change the road youre on.
And it makes me wonder.

Your head is humming and it wont go
In case you dont know,
The pipers calling you to join him,
Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow,
And did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind.

And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul.
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How evrything still turns to gold.
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last.
When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll.

[cc rider]

I guess I like it when we play
(The way you drag me down)
I guess I like it when you hate me
(The way you drag me down)
cuz I can’t face myself in a mirror
(I’m left alone with all my pain)
and i disgrace myself in a mirror
(im left alone with my shame)

Fuck it! I see you in me
Fuck it! I feel you in me
Fuck it! I’ll heal you in me
Fuck it! I see you in me
Fuck it! I feel you in me
Fuck it! I’ll heal you in me

I guess I like it when we fight
(The way you drag me down)
I guess I like it when you smile at me
(The way you drag me down)
cuz I can’t face myself in a mirror
(I’m left alone with all my pain)
and i disgrace myself in the mirror
(im left alone with my shame)

Fuck it! I see you in me
Fuck it! I feel you in me
Fuck it! I’ll heal you in me
Fuck it! I see you in me
Fuck it! I feel you in me
Fuck it! I’ll heal you in me

You’re out of luck - can’t get a piece of me
It’s all blown up. Don’t ever fuck with me.
I cannot please you all forever
I cannot please you at all
(I can feel you coming up behind me)

Fuck it! I see you in me
Fuck it! I feel you in me
Fuck it! I’ll heal you in me
Fuck it! I see you in me
Fuck it! I feel you in me
Fuck it! I’ll heal you in me

:headbang:

[idb]

Oh no
There goes Tokyo
Go go Godzilla!!! (yeeeaaaahhh)

(Blue Oyster Cult)

[Whynot]

So you're big and kinda hairy
Like a monkey at the zoo
I don't care if you're a monkey
With an ass that's red and blue
Cause I'm gonna fuck you doggy-style
The way chihuahua's do
But I got one request
That I just have to ask of you

Turn out the lights
Before you suck my dick
Someone beat you with an ugly stick
I wanna fuck, but you make me sick, so
Turn out the lights, Turn out the lights

So you think that I'm a loser
Cause I used to be in Jail
And I got my GED Diploma
Last week in the mail
Well at least a man can exercise
If he gets too fat
But I got news for you
Your face will always look like that

Turn out the lights
Before I take a ride
You don't seem to have a "good side"
Whip out a condom and the astro-glide
Turn out the lights Turn out the lights
I think I'm gonna hurl
Jesus Christ I hope that you're a girl
Open your mouth, baby, here come the pearls
Turn out the lights, Turn out the lights

Tell me when it's over
Please tell me you don't have VD
Thank god that it's over, yeah

Well we all have indiscretions
I think you're my BIGGEST yet
Had to roll you in some flour
Just to find where you were wet
Well this never would've happened
If I hadn't lost that bet
I wonder if our grand-kids
Will ask us how we met

Turn out the lights
Girl it's way to bright
I don't wanna look at your cellulite
There ain't nothing on your body that's tight
Turn out the lights, Turn out the lights

Before you take off your clothes
I wanna tie you up with some garden hose
Slap your tits and rub my balls on your nose
Turn out the lights, Turn out the lights

Before we do the deed
Before I cover your box with my seed
I'm gonna pound ya 'till ya fucking start to bleed, bitch
Turn out the lights, Turn out the lights

[peasea]

"Ain't no words to this song........"

Hum along and dance
Rare Earth

[Cheshire Cat]

>From the temple
Down to the spine
The aching of the loins
to the hips that bump and grind
In a world of little or no love
I come from up above
I'm psychosexual sexterrestrial!

Take those clothes off and
Take your time
Fall into a trance and
Just free your mind
In a world of little or no love
I come from up above
I'm psychosexual sexterrestrial!

Wake up feeling large
Think big! And we will merge
In dreams I walk and
Talk with you
I feel we're on the verge
In a world of little or no love
I come from up above
I'm psychosexual sexterrestrial!
Psycho!

[kiwifruit]

I know I'm not the only flower you see
But what can I do, you are a good looking bee
Wham bam, thank you mam

Bumble bee, bump into me
I am in for pollination
Bumble bee, take what you see
I'm in need for your donation
I can't wait for your invasion

Be my love
Cause I'm a single flower, feeling free
Blooming now
Take me honey, be my favorite bee

Hey Rose I'm ready again
I've got my radar tuned in on you baby
I'm all set and ready to land
I'm the bum , here I come
Getting ready for a wham bam

Bumble bee, bump into me
I am in for pollination
Bumble bee, take what you see
I'm in need for your donation
You don't need no invitation

Wham bam, thank you mam
I'm going wham bam, thank you mam
I'm a true believer, that goes for what I see
And one little flower is not enough for a bee, like me

All I know
Is you're my honey, and I can't say no
Just a little bit shy
And so excited, when I see you fly

Hey Rose I'm ready again
I've got my radar tuned in on you baby
I'm all set and ready to land
I'm the bum, here I come
Getting ready for a wham bam

Bumble bee, bump into me
I am in for pollination
Bumble bee, take what you see
I'm in need for your donation
You don't need no invitation

Wham bam,thank you mam
I'm going wham bam, thank you mam
I'm a true believer, that goes for what I see
And one little flower is not enough for a bee
No, one little flower is not enough for a bee, like me

I know I'm not the only flower you see
But what can I do, you are a good looking bee
Honey, it's a job, it's a dream come true
You're my favourite flower, when I'm intimate with you

Wham bam, thank you mam
I'm going wham bam, thank you mam
I'm going wham bam, thank you mam
I'm a true believer, that goes for what I see
And one little flower is not enough for a bee

Going wham bam, thank you mam
I'm going wham bam, thank you mam
I'm a true believer, that goes for what I see
And you, my flower ain't enough for me
You got to be faithful, it's not fair for a bee
You got to be faithful, it's not fair for a bee, like me

[HenryDorsetCase]

Your Daddy was mad as hell
He was mad at me and you
As he tied that chain to the front of my car and pulled me out of that ditch that we slid into
Don't know what his problem is
Why he keeps dragging you away
Don't know why I put up with this shit
When you don't put out and Zip City's so far away

Your Daddy is a deacon down at the Salem Church of Christ
And He makes good money as long as Reynolds Wrap keeps everything wrapped up tight
Your Mama's as good a wife and Mama as she can be
And your Sister's puttin' that sweet stuff on everybody in town but me
Your Brother was the first-born, got ten fingers and ten toes
And it's a damn good thing cause He needs all twenty to keep the closet door closed

Maybe it's the twenty-six mile drive from Zip City to Colbert Heights
Keeps my mind clean
Gets me through the night
Maybe you're just a destination, a place for me to go
A way to keep from having to deal with my seventeen-year-old mind all alone
Keep your drawers on, girl, it ain't worth the fight
By the time you drop them I'll be gone
And you'll be right where they fall the rest of your life

You say you're tired of me taking you for granted
Waiting' up till the last minute to call you up and see what you want to do
Well you're only fifteen, girl, you ain't got no secretary
And "for granted" is a mighty big word for a country girl like you
You know it's just your Daddy talking
Cause He knows that blood red carpet at the Salem Church of Christ
Ain't gonna ever see no wedding between me and you

Zip City it's a good thing that they built a wall around you
Zip up to Tennessee then zip back down to Alabama
I got 350 heads on a 305 engine
I get ten miles to the gallon
I ain't got no good intention


"Zip City" - Drive By Truckers from Southern Rock Opera.

www.drivebytruckers.com

the best band in the world.

[Indiana_Jones]

London's burning! London's burning!

All across the town, all across the night
Everybody's driving with full headlights
Black or white turn it on, face the new religion
Everybody's sitting 'round watching television!

London's burning with boredom now
London's burning dial 999

I'm up and down the Westway, in an' out the lights
What a great traffic system - it's so bright
I can't think of a better way to spend the night
Then speeding around underneath the yellow lights

London's burning with boredom now
London's burning dial 999

Now I'm in the subway and I'm looking for the flat
This one leads to this block, this one leads to that
The wind howls through the empty blocks looking for a home
I run through the empty stone because I'm all alone

London's burning with boredom now...
London's burning dial 999

-Indy

[NDORFN]

My favourite lyrics were from a Tool song called 'Prison Sex' (I'm sure you're fimiliar). One particular line goes "I have found some kind of temporary sanity in this shit, blood and cum on my hands". I thought for a LONG time that it was "I have found some kind of temporary sanity in this shit-fucking cunt-hole". Now that I know what the proper lyrics are, it's not my favourite anymore. Still... I couldn't think of any more derogatory description of anything than "Shit-fucking cunt-hole".

[Fatt Max]

Oh what could be finer
Than to kiss a big vagina
In the morning

Oh what could be sweeter
Than to spread her legs and eat her
In the morning

I know you are the kind
Who loves it from behind
So lets make it finer
flop out your wee vagina
Cos it's morning

[Dean]

Saying I love you Is not the words I want to hear from you
Its not that I want you not to say but if you only knew
How easy it would be to show me how you feel
More than words, is all you have to do-to-make it real
Then you wouldnt have to say, that you love me yea
Because I already know


What would you do?
If my heart was torn in two
More than words to show you feel
That you're love for me is real
What would you say?
If I took those words away
Then you couldnt make things new
Just by saying I love you.
(saying I love you *2)

Now that ive tried to *2
Talk to you and make you understand
All you have to do is close you're eyes and just reach out you're hand
And touch me hold me close dont ever let me go
More than words
Is all I ever needed you to show
Than you wouldnt have to say that you love me yea
Cause-I-already-know.

[Skyryder]

"Pissing In The Wind"

I've been pissing in the wind
I chanced a foolish grin
And dribbled on my chin
Now the ground shifts beneath my feet
The faces that I greet never know my name

Just give me something
I'll take nothing
Just give me something
I'll take nothing

Now the drought is crippled by the rain
That hammers on my pain
We lose ourselves again
But all we need is to find a place to look
Our worm is on its hook
A love which dangles free
Lets watch it swim against the waters flow
In doubt the courage grows with no guarantee

Just give me something
I'll take nothing
Just give me something
I'll take nothing

And so it goes
A moral to the tale
As tortoise catches snail
A strong heart will prevail

It keeps on pumping
It still needs something
Just give it something
I'll take nothing
Just give it something
To keep it pumping
And I'll take nothing
Just give me something

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[Dean]

Dear mama-pac:When I was young, me and my mama had beef
17 years old kicked out on The streets
though back in the time, I never thought I'd see her face
ain't a woman alive that can take my mommas place
suspended from school, scared ta go home
I was a fool with The big boys breaking all The rules
shed tears with my baby sister
over The years we was poorer than The other little kids
and even though we had different daddies
The same drama when things went wrong we blamed mama
I reminisced on The stress I caused, it was hell
hugging on my mama from a jail cell
and who'd think in elementary, hey I'd see The penitentiary
One day
running from The Police, that's right
Momma catch me--put a whooping to my backside
and even as a crack fiend mama,
ya always was a black queen mama
I finally understand for a woman
it ain't easy--trying ta raise a man
ya always was committed, a poor single mother on welfare,
tell me how ya did it
there's no way I can pay ya back
but The plan is ta show ya that I understand.
you are appreciated......

Lady, don't cha know we luv ya
Sweet Lady, place no one above ya
Sweet Lady, don't cha know we luv ya

Ain't nobody tell us it was fair
no love for my daddy, cause The coward wasn't there
he passed away and I didn't cry
cause my anger, wouldn't let me feel for a stranger
they say I'm wrong and I'm heartless
but all along I was looking for a father--he was gone
I hung around with The thug's and even though they sold drugs
they showed a young brother love
I moved out and started really hanging
I needed money of my own so I started slanging
I ain't guilty cause, even though I sell rocks
It feels good, putting money in your mailbox
I love paying rent when The rents due
I hope ya got The diamond necklace that I sent to you
R.I.P. pac

[Rhubarb]

Roger Waters - Pro's & Con's of Hitchhiking 5.01am

An angel on a Harley
Pulls across to greet a fellow rolling stone
Puts his bike up on it's stand
Leans back and then extends
A scarred and greasy hand...he said
How ya doin bro?...where ya been?...where ya goin'?
Then he takes your hand
In some strange Californian handshake
And breaks the bone
Have a nice day

[ready4whatever]

Safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex cause you dont want that late text that "i think im late" text.

i used to have hood dreams, big fame big change, i stuck my dick inside this life until that bitch came.......ya'll seen my story my glory i had raped the game young you would call it statatory

Don't let me lose you
I'm not trying to confuse you
When I let lose wit' this uzi
And just shoot through your Isuzu
You get the message
Am I getting through to you?
You know it's coming
You motherfuckers don't even know do you?
Take some BIG and some PAC
And you mix them up in a pot
Sprinkle a lil' "BIG L" on top
What the fuck do you got?
You got the realest and illest killers
Tied up in a knot
The Juggernauts of this rap shit
Like it or not, it's like a fight to the top
Just to see who die for the spot
You put your life in this
Nothing like surviving a shot
Y'all know what time it is
Soon as 50 signs on this dot
Shit what you know about death threats
Cause I get a lot
Shady Records was 80 seconds
Away from the towers
Some cowards fucked with the wrong building
They meant to hit ours
Better evacuate all children
Nuclear showers there's nothing spookier
You're now about to witness the power of fuckin' 50!

[KiwiGs]

Sitting here wishing on a cement floor
Just wishing that I had just something you wore

I put it on when I go lonely
Will you take off your dress and send it to me?

I miss your kissin' and I miss your head
And a letter in your writing doesn't mean you're not dead
Run outside in the desert heat
Make your dress all wet and send it to me

I miss your soup and I miss your bread
And a letter in your writing doesn't mean you're not dead
So spill your breakfast and drip your wine
Just wear that dress when you're dying

Sitting here wishing on a cement floor
Just wishing that I had just something you wore

Bloody your hands on a cactus tree
Wipe it on your dress and send it to me

Sitting here wishing on a cement floor
Just wishing that I had just something you wore
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Ooooooh - stop

With your feet in the air and your head on the ground
Try this trick and spin it, yeah
Your head will collapse
But there's nothing in it
And you'll ask yourself

Where is my mind [3x]

Way out in the water
See it swimmin'

I was swimmin' in the Carribean
Animals were hiding behind the rock
Except the little fish
But they told me, he swears
Tryin' to talk to me to me to me

Where is my mind [3x]

Way out in the water
See it swimmin' ?

With your feet in the air and your head on the ground
Try this trick and spin it, yeah
Your head will collapse
If there's nothing in it
And you'll ask yourself

Where is my mind [3x]

Ooooh
With your feet in the air and your head on the ground
Ooooh
Try this trick and spin it, yeah
Ooooh
Ooooh

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[Laxi]

drowning deep in my sea of loathing
broken your servant i kneel
it seems what's left of my human side
is slowly changing in me
looking at my own reflection
when sudenly it changes
violently it changes
oh no, there's no turning back
now that you've woken up the demon
in me

get up, come on get down with the sickness x3
open up your hate and let it flow into me
get up, come on get down with the sickness
your mother get up, come on get down with the sickness
you fucker get up, come on get down with the sickness
madness is the gift that has been given to me

I can see inside you the sickness is rising
dont try to deny what you feel
it seems all that was good has died
and is decaying in me
it seems you're having some trouble
in dealing with these changes
living with these changes
oh no, theworld is a scary place
now that you've woken up the demon, in me

[kiwirach83]

This is like my "don't give up, keep buggering onward" song. I sing it whenever I get scared, ie: rollercoasters, bike jumps, job interviews etc.


People going nowhere, taken for a ride
Looking for the answers that they know inside
Searching for a reason, looking for a rhyme
No one is innocent partners in crime!

Don't they ever have to worry?
Don't you ever wonder why?
It's a part of me that tells you
Oh, don't you ever, don't ever say die
Never, never, never say die again

Sunday's satisfaction, Monday's home and dry
Truth is on the doorstep, welcome in the lie
All dressed up in sorrow, got no place to go
Hold back, do it right, taking it slow

Don't they ever have to worry?
Don't you ever wonder why?
It's a part of me that tells you
Oh, don't you ever, don't ever say die
Never, never, never say die again

Don't you ever say die
Don't you ever say die
Never say die

Painted silver lining writing's on the wall
Children get together, you can save us all
Future's on the corner, throwing us a dime
Slow down, turn around, everything's fine

There's no need to have a reason
There's no need to wonder why
It's a part of me that tells you
Oh, don't you ever, don't ever say die
Never, never, never say die again




Such a beautiful song :crybaby:

[mashman]

This is like my "don't give up, keep buggering onward" song. I sing it whenever I get scared, ie: rollercoasters, bike jumps, job interviews etc.

Got one of them too


In this proud land we grew up strong
We were wanted all along
I was taught to fight, taught to win
I never thought I could fail

No fight left or so it seems
I am a man whose dreams have all deserted
I've changed my face, I've changed my name
But no-one wants you when you lose

Don't give up
'cos you have friends
Don't give up
You're not beaten yet
Don't give up
I know you can make it good

Though I saw it all around
Never thought that I could be affected
Thought that we'd be last to go
It is so strange the way things turn

Drove the night toward my home
The place that I was born, on the lakeside
As daylight broke, I saw the earth
The trees had burned down to the ground

Don't give up
You still have us
Don't give up
We don't need much of anything
Don't give up
'cause somewhere there's a place
Where we belong
Rest your head
You worry too much
It's going to be alright
When times get rough
You can fall back on us
Don't give up
Please don't give up

Got to walk out of here
I can't take any more
Going to stand on that bridge
Keep my eyes down below
Whatever may come
And whatever may go
That river's flowing
That river's flowing

Moved on to another town
Tried hard to settle down
For every job, so many men
So many men no-one needs
Don't give up
'cause you have friends
Don't give up
You're not the only one
Don't give up
No reason to be ashamed
Don't give up
You still have us
Don't give up now
We're proud of who you are
Don't give up
You know its never been easy
Don't give up
'cause I believe there's a place
There's a place where we belong

[kiwirach83]

Dont stop
Never give up
hold you head high and reach the top
let the world see what you have got
Bring it on back to you
(bring it on back now)

jokes :laugh:


You feeling good today
Cause I got told that you were
Smashed up on your own motorway
But it's O.K
The first upon the scene
A life support machine
But you still collapse as if you were an accidental star

Do you know what the time is
Is it messing with your mind kid
Are you hurting all the time
And you need a pacifier
Come on, lets take a look outside

Don't look so worried you know
There ain't no hurry
Cause life's supposed to ebb and flow
Now you're all clear to go
And when you're out there
No, they can't catch you
Precious star, you are the best at what you are

And do you know what the time is
Is it messing with your mind kid
Are you hurting all the time
And you need a pacifier
Come on, lets take a look outside

[Dean]

She's a party girl with a bad habit a bad habit for drugs,
She's a slut and she knows it,
She wants to root all the boys,
She cant help taking the drugs on a Saturday night.

Ecstasy, Ecstasy E, E, E, E Ecstasy
Shes a naughty girl with a bad habit a bad habit with drugs

My name is Jessica, some kids call me a slut and I have a dirty habit for ecstasy,
Gimme I want it bad,
No Jessica dont get involved in drugs,
Its too late sir,
Nooooooooooooooooooooooo
Jessica you're a slut.

[Tone165]

You might slip
you might slide
you might stumble and fall
by the roadside

but don't ever let nobody
drag your spirit down
remember your walking up to heaven
dont let nobody
turn you around

walk with the rich
walk with the poor
learn from everybody
thats what life is for

Chorus

Some say yes
some say no
some wait to see
which way the wind blows

Chorus

I might say things
that sound strange to you
and I might preach the gospel
I beleive its true

But I wont let nobody
drag my spirit down
I beleive I'm walking up to heaven
and I wont let nobody
turn me around

Eric Burdon.....Eric Bibb version is better IMHO

[peasea]

"Learn to swim.

Fuck L Ron Hubbard and
Fuck all his clones.
Fuck all those gun-toting
Hip gangster wannabes.

Learn to swim.

Fuck retro anything.
Fuck your tattoos.
Fuck all you junkies and
Fuck your short memory.

Learn to swim.

Fuck smiley glad-hands
With hidden agendas.
Fuck these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses.

Learn to swim."


Ya gotta love TOOL!

[SMOKEU]

Right about now NWA court is in full effect.
Judge Dre presiding in the case of NWA versus the police department.
Prosecuting attourneys are MC Ren Ice Cube and Eazy muthafuckin E.
Order order order. Ice Cube take the muthafuckin stand.
Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth
and nothin but the truth so help your black ass?

Why don't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say?

Fuck tha police
Comin straight from the underground
Young nigga got it bad cuz I'm brown
And not the other color so police think
They have the authority to kill a minority

Fuck that shit, cuz I ain't tha one
For a punk muthafucka with a badge and a gun
To be beatin on, and throwin in jail
We could go toe to toe in the middle of a cell

Fuckin with me cuz I'm a teenager
With a little bit of gold and a pager
Searchin my car, lookin for the product
Thinkin every nigga is sellin narcotics

You'd rather see me in the pen
Then me and Lorenzo rollin in the Benzo
Beat tha police outta shape
And when I'm finished, bring the yellow tape
To tape off the scene of the slaughter
Still can't swallow bread and water

I don't know if they fags or what
Search a nigga down and grabbin his nuts
And on the other hand, without a gun they can't get none
But don't let it be a black and a white one
Cuz they slam ya down to the street top
Black police showin out for the white cop

Ice Cube will swarm
On any muthafucka in a blue uniform
Just cuz I'm from the CPT, punk police are afraid of me
A young nigga on a warpath
And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath
Of cops, dyin in LA
Yo Dre, I got somethin to say

Fuck the police

[Pussy]

I've always liked this... The La's.."There she goes"

There she goes
There she goes again
Racing through my brain
And I just can't contain
This feeling that remains

There she blows
There she blows again
Pulsing through my veins
And I just can't contain
This feeling that remains

There she goes
(There she goes again)
There she goes again
(There she goes again)
Racing through my brain
(There she goes)
And I just can't contain
This feeling that remains

There she goes
There she goes again
She calls my name
she pulls my train
No one else could heal my pain
And I just can't contain
This feeling that remains

There she goes
(She calls my name)
There she goes again
(She calls my name)
Chasing down my lane
(She calls my name)
And I just can't contain
This feeling that remains

There she goes
(There she goes again)
There she goes
(There she goes again)
There she goes
There she goes
There she goes again
Racing through my brain
And I just can't contain
This feeling that remains

There she goes
There she goes again
Pulsing through my veins
And I just can't contain
This feeling that remains

There she goes
(There she goes again)
There she goes again
(There she goes again)
Racing through my brain
(There she goes)
And I just can't contain
This feeling that remains

There she goes
There she goes again
She calls my name
she pulls my train
No one else could heal my pain
And I just can't contain
This feeling that remains

There she goes
(She calls my name)
There she goes again
(She calls my name)
Chasing down my lane
(She calls my name)
And I just can't contain
This feeling that remains

There she goes
(There she goes again)
There she goes
(There she goes again)
There she goes

[Fatt Max]

Adam Sandler with a classic line:

'Slappy Dappy Ding Dong'

[gatch]

Actually been listening to some deftones lately, "Bored" lyrics are good..

[Pussy]

Adam Sandler with a classic line:

'Slappy Dappy Ding Dong'
This is a nice Adam Sandler song, too! :)

Here we go

Piece of shit car
I got a piece of shit car
That fuckin' pile of shit
Never gets me very far

My car's a big piece of shit
'Cause the shocks are fucking shot
And my seatbelt's fucking broken
I got to tie it in a knot
(It's a piece of shit)

I can't see through the windshield
'Cause it's got a big fucking' crack
And the interior smells real bad
'Cause my friend puked in the back
(It's a piece of shit)

(Piece of shit car)
Piece of shit car
(He's got a piece of shit car)
It sucks royal dick
(That fuckin' pile of shit)
100% crap
(Never gets him very far)
Oh fuck you car

It's got no CD player, it only got the 8-track
Whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nut sack
(They can bite his ass too)
And I got no fuckin' brakes
I'm always way out of control
Eleven times a day I hear "Hey, watch it asshole"
(You fuckin' piece of shit)

(Piece of shit car)
I got piece of shit car
(He got a piece of shit car)
Diesel gas sucks my ass
(That fuckin' pile of shit)
That pile of metal shit
(Never gets him very far)

Oh what the fuck did I do
What the fuck did I do
What the fuck did I do
To get stuck with you
You're too wide for drive-thru
And you smell like the shoe
But I'm too broke to buy something new
Oh fuck me

Well the engine likes to flood
The car always fuckin' stalls
And the seat cushion's got a big rip
So a spring always pokes the balls
(Ouch, ouch, ouch)
Plus the door locks are busted
I gotta use a fucking coat hanger
(What a pain in his ass)
And if a girlie sees my car
There's no chance I'll ever bang her
(He never ever gets da pussy)
Hey shut up
(Piece of shit car)
You piece of shit car

(You got a piece of shit car)
You piece of shit car
(Piece of shit car)
Bald fuckin' tires
(You got a piece of shit car)
No rearview fucking mirror
(Piece of shit car)
Seven different colors
(You got a piece of shit car)
Fucking rag for a gas cap
(Piece of shit car)
Tailpipe makes the sparks fly everywhere
(You got a piece of shit car)
(Piece of shit car)
(You got a piece of shit car)
(Piece of shit car)
Oh the whole town thinks I'm a loser
(You got a piece of shit car)
Cabby give me a push
(Piece of shit car...)

[crazyhorse]

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This one's for us girls :rofl: