Colapop
1st June 2006, 11:20
Facts....
1. Barbie's full name is Barbara Milicent Roberts.
2. It is impossible to lick your elbow.
3. A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.
4. A shrimp's heart is in their head.
5. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you
sneeze,you're heart stops for a mili-second.
6. In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one
reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand (or
attempted to do so).
7. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
8. A pregnant goldfish is called a twit
9. Between 1937 and 1945 Heinz produced a version of Alphabetti
Spaghetti especially for the German market that consisted solely of
little pasta swastikas.
10. By law, every child in Belgium must take harmonica lessons at
Primary school.
11. On average, a human being will have sex more than 3,000 times and
spend two weeks kissing in their lifetime.
12. More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received
a telephone call.
13. Rats and horses can't vomit.
14. The "sixth sick sheikh's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the
toughest tongue twister in the English language.
15. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to
suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck
and
die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they will pop out.
16. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over
million descendants.
17. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in
your ear by 700 times.
18. If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title
14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July
16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with
extraterrestrials or their vehicles?
19. In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
20. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
21. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating
are already married.
22. A duck's quack doesn't echo anywhere, and no one knows why.
23. 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting
on them and photocopying their buttocks.
24. In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat
70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.
25. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
26. Cat's urine glows under a black light.
27. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
How many of you tried to lick your elbow?
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected!
Do fish get thirsty?
Do penguins have knees?
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
If a vegetarian is someone who eats vegetables, what does that make a
humanitarian?
If corn oil comes from corn....where does baby oil come from?
If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom
fighters fight?
If nothing sticks to Teflon how do they stick Teflon to the pan?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called
Holes?
If stores claim to be open 24 hours a day, seven days a week, why do they have
locks on the doors?
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
If tin whistles are made of tin, what are fog horns made of?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
What do butterfly's feel when they're in love?
What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
What is listed as the hair color on a drivers license of a bald headed man?
When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
Where does the white go when the snow melts?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Why are wise men and wise guys the exact opposites?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing?
Why does the sun on the Raisan Bran cereal box wear sunglasses?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
Why is it that you sit in front of your TV and behind your computer?
Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Wouldn't it be strange if the God who made His people free and happy should then give them commands that enslaved them again? Doesn't it seem more likely that what He gave them were rules for remaining free and happy?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't
they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section
in a swimming pool.
How many of these are reposts?
1. Barbie's full name is Barbara Milicent Roberts.
2. It is impossible to lick your elbow.
3. A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.
4. A shrimp's heart is in their head.
5. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you
sneeze,you're heart stops for a mili-second.
6. In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one
reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand (or
attempted to do so).
7. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
8. A pregnant goldfish is called a twit
9. Between 1937 and 1945 Heinz produced a version of Alphabetti
Spaghetti especially for the German market that consisted solely of
little pasta swastikas.
10. By law, every child in Belgium must take harmonica lessons at
Primary school.
11. On average, a human being will have sex more than 3,000 times and
spend two weeks kissing in their lifetime.
12. More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received
a telephone call.
13. Rats and horses can't vomit.
14. The "sixth sick sheikh's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the
toughest tongue twister in the English language.
15. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to
suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck
and
die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they will pop out.
16. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over
million descendants.
17. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in
your ear by 700 times.
18. If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title
14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July
16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with
extraterrestrials or their vehicles?
19. In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
20. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
21. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating
are already married.
22. A duck's quack doesn't echo anywhere, and no one knows why.
23. 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting
on them and photocopying their buttocks.
24. In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat
70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.
25. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
26. Cat's urine glows under a black light.
27. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
How many of you tried to lick your elbow?
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected!
Do fish get thirsty?
Do penguins have knees?
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
If a vegetarian is someone who eats vegetables, what does that make a
humanitarian?
If corn oil comes from corn....where does baby oil come from?
If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom
fighters fight?
If nothing sticks to Teflon how do they stick Teflon to the pan?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called
Holes?
If stores claim to be open 24 hours a day, seven days a week, why do they have
locks on the doors?
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
If tin whistles are made of tin, what are fog horns made of?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
What do butterfly's feel when they're in love?
What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
What is listed as the hair color on a drivers license of a bald headed man?
When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
Where does the white go when the snow melts?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Why are wise men and wise guys the exact opposites?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing?
Why does the sun on the Raisan Bran cereal box wear sunglasses?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
Why is it that you sit in front of your TV and behind your computer?
Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Wouldn't it be strange if the God who made His people free and happy should then give them commands that enslaved them again? Doesn't it seem more likely that what He gave them were rules for remaining free and happy?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't
they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section
in a swimming pool.
How many of these are reposts?