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Indiana_Jones
3rd June 2006, 00:06
Me and my mates have like a movie night every week or so and lately we've been watching shithouse 80's films. We're starting to run out of ideas, can you guys suggest some? so far we've seen: Top Gun, Footloose, Ferris Buellers day off & The Breakfast club.

I have some lined up: Risky Business & Fast times at Rigdement high

Cheers,


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-Indy

Karma
3rd June 2006, 00:23
Dude dude dude dude....

don't forget

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Big Dave
3rd June 2006, 00:27
Xanadu

I'm gonn git you sucka

and THIS is on now - just misses out the 80's buuut:

The Final Alliance
Date: Fri 02 Jun 2006 23:40PM
Duration: 95 Minutes
Channel: MGM
Genre: Movie, Drama
Censorship: M
Synopsis: Action, 1990. A travelling loner, along with this his pet puma, returns to his hometown to find it held hostage by a sadistic biker gang. He sets out to save the town. Stars: David Hasselhoff. (WS)

I just watched 5 minutes of cliched hilarity.

Kendog
3rd June 2006, 06:21
The secret of my success.
Dirty dancing
Desperately seeking susan
About last night
Airplane
Back to the future
Cocktail
Splash
Ghostbusters
Roxanne
Gremlins
Tootsie
My stepmother is an alien
Porkys
War of the roses
Purple rain
Roadhouse
Space balls
St. Elmo's fire
Flatliners
Teen wolf
Stand by me (a great film, doesn't deserve to be in the shit list.) and so is...
Wall street.

Soooooo many crap movies in the 80s, good luck.

Hawkeye
3rd June 2006, 07:53
The Cannonball Run
Blazing Saddles
Young Frankenstien
The Producers
See No Evil, Hear No Evil
1941

Then of course there's the older classics such as

It's a Mad, Mad Mad Mad World
Duck Soup
A Day at the Races

And also the Hitchcock classics

soundbeltfarm
3rd June 2006, 08:01
Mad max films

Indiana jones,

commando,

lethal weapon,

Die hard,
(think thats 80's)

beverly hills cop,

the later jaws films,

some of the Rambo films,

and some of the Rocky films

_Gina_
3rd June 2006, 08:11
Repo Man with Emilo Estevez

Saw it the other night.....funny stuff.

Big Dave
3rd June 2006, 10:26
The Cannonball Run
Blazing Saddles
Young Frankenstien
The Producers
See No Evil, Hear No Evil
1940

Then of course there's the older classics such as

It's a Mad, Mad Mad Mad World
Duck Soup
A Day at the Races

And also the Hitchcock classics


He wanted BAD movies - those are some of my favourites!
'Mongo hungry!'

Jamezo
3rd June 2006, 10:31
damn, not quite 80s, 1994:

In The Army Now

heck yes!

The Pastor
3rd June 2006, 11:00
Indy, def get duck soup, its great!

Oakie
3rd June 2006, 11:19
Shithouse you want ...?

Any of those dubbed martial arts movies crack me up ... you know, when the words are still being said after the lips have stopped moving.

Also ...
Try 'Quadrophenia'. It's good and bad and interesting all at the same time. Actually no, now that I think about it it wasn't bad at all. Good bikers movie even though they mostly rode Vespas.

The Pastor
3rd June 2006, 11:43
kung foo hustle was great, but it came out last year?

Indiana_Jones
3rd June 2006, 12:24
Yeah, 1941 i havn't seen that in a while.

lol Commando is lame as :D

Remember When I promised to kill you last?

That's right Matrix, you did!

I LIED!

Argggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

.....................

Where's Sully?

I let him go

-Indy

Headbanger
3rd June 2006, 13:29
Anything with Chuck Norris in it, I just watched Invasion USA, total crap, totally enjoyed it.

The Toxic Avenger.

Beemer
3rd June 2006, 16:14
Don't forget Fame - wonder how many guys took up welding after that movie?

diesel pig
3rd June 2006, 16:23
Don't forget Fame - wonder how many guys took up welding after that movie?

You are thinking of 'Flashdance' there mate

John Banks
3rd June 2006, 16:33
If you can, Manos: The Hands of Fate.

Brian d marge
3rd June 2006, 23:49
I know you want 80 s but think of all the other truely horrific movies you are missing


Plan 9

the attack of the 40 ft women

the day the earth stood still

Robo monster

1000BC ( that one with Rachel Welch )

Bride of the monster


or back to the present

whats the worst that could happen * danny devito*

Blues Brothers ,,,Now thats a classic


Rocco Animal trainer ,,,,no wait thats illegal


Stephen

Highlander
3rd June 2006, 23:52
Repo Man with Emilo Estevez

Saw it the other night.....funny stuff.

Wasn't that the one with Emilio Estevez and charlie Sheen playing parts as brothers?

Spooky huh. Real life is stranger than fiction.

Highlander
3rd June 2006, 23:55
The first couple of Police academy movies would fall in there wouldn't they.

I'm surprised no one has listed TOP GUN or Iron Eagle :nya:

HenryDorsetCase
3rd June 2006, 23:56
Repo Man with Emilo Estevez

Saw it the other night.....funny stuff.

whoah, intense!!

I liked that film and bought the soundtrack...

no ones mentioned the truly awful craptastic "Red Dawn"

and Heathers fits date wise although I really liked it as well.

Pacino's Sea of Love came out in the late '80's I think (again, a good movie)

Big Dave
4th June 2006, 00:29
The first couple of Police academy movies would fall in there wouldn't they.

Not nearly as well as 12,13 & 14

WINJA
4th June 2006, 10:18
wraith , its got charlie sheen and he gets revenge on some street racers, look for the shadow the camera cast in one of the chase scenes, i love it
robocop

Scorpygirl
5th June 2006, 11:35
How about "Chariots of Fire". We used to murder the theme tune on the piano!! :blah:

Indiana_Jones
5th June 2006, 11:55
lol yum yum

-Indy

myvice
5th June 2006, 14:38
Dunno when it was released but try
Perdita Durango.
Tarantino in a bloodthirsty mood couldn’t have done better!
Very, very nasty movie..
Reservoir Dogs.
Late 80's early 90's?
Apocalypse Now.
Poltergeist.
Alien.
Full metal jacket.
Platoon.
Hamburger Hill.
Smurfs Christmas...

Swoop
6th June 2006, 11:16
I'm surprised no one has listed TOP GUN or Iron Eagle :nya:
Read Indy's first post!!! (properly)


Also:
Goodbye pork pie!
The Final Countdown.
The Toxic Avenger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sniper
6th June 2006, 11:18
Platoon....

SARGE
6th June 2006, 11:36
purple rain!!!!

Beemer
6th June 2006, 11:41
You are thinking of 'Flashdance' there mate

You're right! But Fame should still have been on the list!

Fishy
6th June 2006, 11:42
earth girls are easy.

Sniper
6th June 2006, 11:49
Debbie does dallas?

Swoop
6th June 2006, 11:55
Debbie does dallas?
Isn't that a '70's film???:blip:

The_Dover
6th June 2006, 12:04
Stakeout!

Caddyshack?

Big Dave
6th June 2006, 12:06
Caddyshack?


God Bless Rodney.

ajturbo
6th June 2006, 12:43
purple rain!!!!

hey .. that movie got me into motor bikes:blip:

Krayy
6th June 2006, 12:53
...Stars: David Hasselhoff. (WS)

I just watched 5 minutes of cliched hilarity.
For the ultimate Hasselhoff experience, I heartily recommend "Revenge of the Cheerleaders" in which he played the aptly named character "Boner". This cliche on celluloid, one of "The Hoffs" first cinematic endeavours that was conveniently swept under the carpet, is a soft porn epic along the lines of Porkys meets Debbie does Dallas. A bunch of horny cheerleaders and some rousing dance numbers to make the old fella shake it's "head" in shame.

Also, anything with Lorenzo Lamas or Michael Dudikoff pretending to be ninjas or samurais will have you writhing in the aisles.

Macktheknife
6th June 2006, 13:05
Dont forget "Damnation Alley" the 80's post cataclysmic classic. You will laugh, cry, puke and wonder why all at the same time.

Finn
6th June 2006, 13:08
Me and my mates have like a movie night every week or so and lately we've been watching shithouse 80's films. We're starting to run out of ideas, can you guys suggest some? so far we've seen: Top Gun, Footloose, Ferris Buellers day off & The Breakfast club.


Ferris Buellers Day Off is a classic. Not a shithouse 80's movie.

Sniper
6th June 2006, 15:20
Isn't that a '70's film???:blip:

No idea, never seen it, don't own it....... :innocent:

gunnyrob
6th June 2006, 15:33
If you can find it (it's well worth tracking down) the ultimate shithouse post apocolyptic 80's flick is DUM DUM DUMMM.........

"Hell comes to Frog town."

Basic plot: Nuclear war, mass sterility (except for Sam Hell), Horny Amazon Women, Mutants........well you get the drift.

Another one that's close is Cherry 2000:lol: , about a dude looking for spare parts for his broken Fem Bot.

Both these movies will have you pissing yourselves.

Gwinch
6th June 2006, 16:58
How can anyone not have suggested Tron by now?

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Not saying that it's a shithouse 80's movie of course, it's fan-fucking-tastic!

spudchucka
6th June 2006, 17:21
"The Evil dead".

From about 1981. It was a crap film but I still remember being scared shitless watching it.

Indiana_Jones
6th June 2006, 17:26
lol evil dead is classic, oh I just remember another one...


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-Indy

Maha
6th June 2006, 17:35
Yeah St Elmos Fire is a must see
Every which way but loose....
Any which way you can....
The Three Amigos.........
Smash Palace......NZ coolest flick..my opinion

Swoop
6th June 2006, 17:52
No idea, never seen it, don't own it....... :innocent:
What film?
Never even heard of it...:innocent:

Maha
6th June 2006, 18:02
Midnight Express.......nothing to do with trains
Drugs and a Turkish Prison...... oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo......:doobey:

KATWYN
6th June 2006, 18:13
What is it with your fetish for the 80's? is it the shoulder pads? big hair?
Woman that wear thin leather ties and thousands of belts?, mullets,The
homosexual law reform bill coming out??...just what ????

I'm curious. :blah:

The_Dover
6th June 2006, 18:14
I'm curious. :blah:

Yeah, so is Indy!:blip:

KATWYN
6th June 2006, 18:16
Smash Palace......NZ coolest flick..my opinion


Yea THAT is my favourite all time movie. I'm still looking for the sound track
to it. Cool choice. real early 80's (81? 82?) something like that

Maha
6th June 2006, 18:17
Indy may even want to bring back.....no not buck..............Wine Coolers......:gob:

Indiana_Jones
6th June 2006, 18:24
The 80's are cool man :D

-Indy

Maha
6th June 2006, 18:25
Yea THAT is my favourite all time movie. I'm still looking for the sound track
to it. Cool choice. real early 80's (81? 82?) something like that
Sharon O'Neill wrote/sung Smash palace theme song............didnt know there was a soundtrack but google her name, you never know
i have the DVD its a Smash Palace /Sleeping Dogs combo

KATWYN
6th June 2006, 18:47
Sharon O'Neill wrote/sung Smash palace theme song............didnt know there was a soundtrack but google her name, you never know
i have the DVD its a Smash Palace /Sleeping Dogs combo

Thanks for that Mahaman...but
Believe me I have googled for the sound track .
there was one, once upon a time.

Found Sharons website and saw that this guy had a copy but wasn't going let it go for all the tea and china (I didn't blame him)

If ever I had an idol when I was a teenager....her and her sharktooth earing was it

Kickaha
6th June 2006, 20:55
i have the DVD its a Smash Palace /Sleeping Dogs combo

Watched that a couple of months ago, love the scene when he takes the Atlantic down the road

But Sleeping Dogs (Smiths Dream) is my pic of NZ movies from that era

Drum
6th June 2006, 21:15
Wax on, wax off.

Elisabeth Shue in knee high socks.........woof

Indiana_Jones
6th June 2006, 21:31
The best part in sleeping dogs is when Sam Niel chucks the beer against the wall and then the other guy goes 'clam down and have a beer' lol. 'I ca'nt mate, I just chucked it agianst the wall!'

-Indy

scumdog
6th June 2006, 21:32
Yeah St Elmos Fire is a must see
Every which way but loose....
Any which way you can....
The Three Amigos.........
Smash Palace......NZ coolest flick..my opinion

Hated Smash Palace after they drove the black F100 off the cliff - the rest was not too bad though....

Winston001
7th June 2006, 13:30
I use the Internet Movie Database to get ideas for DVDs to watch. Click on Top Movies and you'll find plenty of choices.

For the 1980s check out http://us.imdb.com/chart/1980s.

Indiana_Jones
20th July 2008, 14:08
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Now Ive got you in my sights
With these hungry eyes
One look at you and I cant disguise
Ive got hungry eyes
I feel the magic between you and I

-Indy

fire eyes
20th July 2008, 15:05
Ummm shithouse? loving the 80's! and what a cool random idea to have a movie night! anyway I hope these are 8o's I am sure I will be corrected if they are not lol ..

*Never Ending Story!
*Came A Hot Friday
*Nerds
*Aeroplane

Lots of others I am thinking of have already been named but mind is ticking over now!

Good luck :woohoo:

Winston001
21st July 2008, 10:50
Hell this is an old thread.

No-one has mentioned the Conan movies - always good for a laugh. And Red Sonya, same sort of thing. Excellent.

Krayy
21st July 2008, 11:20
And oddly enough these were missing:

Buckaroo Banzai
Black Moon Rising

...classic sci-fi crapola

Oh, and Iron Eagle 1, 2, 3, etc...

Indiana_Jones
21st July 2008, 11:27
oh and "Total Recall"

-Indy

Cajun
21st July 2008, 11:29
what amazing is some cool 80's movies you watch now days, do seam very budget comapred to moden stuff, and not as good as you remember

But i think some of that is due to moden movies with all special effects to make it flashy, and older movies don't really have this as.

aka watched the mad max series on c4 month or so ago, good movies, but seam very small budget movies, but were big movies of the time.

kave
21st July 2008, 12:18
I'm suprised that no John Carpenter films have been mentioned, he was the king of B-Grade movies

They Live (1988)
Prince of Darkness (1987)
Big Trouble in Little China (1986)
Starman (1984)
Christine (1983)
The Thing (1982)
Escape from New York (1981)
The Fog (1980)

Unfortunately 'Assault on Precinct 13' came out in the 70's, but how could no one have mentioned 'They Live' starring Rowdy Roddy Piper?

ManDownUnder
21st July 2008, 12:25
Stripes!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Swoop
21st July 2008, 15:39
The Toxic Avenger.

chrisso
21st July 2008, 15:50
Bad Taste'' Peter Jackson--best movie of all time.
''Braindead''.:done:

Indiana_Jones
21st July 2008, 16:11
Bad Taste'' Peter Jackson--best movie of all time.
''Braindead''.:done:

on that note, I can't remember if it's early 90's or late 80's, but 'meet the feebles' is wicked!


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EDIT: 1989 according to the net

-Indy

Nordy
21st July 2008, 16:18
pump up the volume and labyrinth

Big Dave
21st July 2008, 17:20
Indy, you should broaden your horizons.

Start looking back further.
There is a pre CGI hokey-ness index stretching back to the 50s that is always good for a PT.

Forest
22nd July 2008, 03:21
I know it got mentioned earlier, but this one will definitely impress your friends.

Buckeroo Banzai (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buckaroo_Banzai)

"Buckaroo Banzai is the lead character, played by Peter Weller, of the eponymous 1984 cult film, The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension. A renaissance man, the character is a top neurosurgeon, particle physicist, race car driver, rock star and comic book hero, and in the film, probably the last hope of the human race. In the film, his latest experiments open the door to the 8th dimension and unwittingly start an interplanetary battle for the world."

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jonbuoy
22nd July 2008, 05:17
The last star Fighter, great movie at the time now looks naff.

Bikernereid
22nd July 2008, 05:26
Pretty in Pink

chrisso
22nd July 2008, 10:59
Worst Filums of all time
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/features/special/2007/wotw/?todayonrt=3

Krayy
30th July 2008, 09:47
I'm suprised that no John Carpenter films have been mentioned, he was the king of B-Grade movies

They Live (1988)
Prince of Darkness (1987)
Big Trouble in Little China (1986)
Starman (1984)
Christine (1983)
The Thing (1982)
Escape from New York (1981)
The Fog (1980)

Unfortunately 'Assault on Precinct 13' came out in the 70's, but how could no one have mentioned 'They Live' starring Rowdy Roddy Piper?
Becasue "They Live" is fuck'n AWESOME!!!! Who the hell can't love this movie? Class story and even classier lines:

"I'm here to chew bubble gum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubble gum!"

And damn me if your list doesn't include some of my favourite movies of all time! Big Trouble is the bomb, Escape From NY is the epitome of cool, The Thing is seriously stylish. Anyone guess I'm a Kurt Russell fan?

Starman can get f**ked though.