I crashed.......f$@%ing cagers

[skidMark]

for those who don't know a cager did a u turn infront of me i smacked into them side on (not speeding ) laid the bike down and landed on my feet.... i figure i must be part cat to have managed that...

women stopped opened her car door not even getting out sorta looking down the side of her car for damage while still in the drivers seat. asked if i was ok i sort of gave a half in shock nod.... she closed her door again and drove off... i was in such shock i didn't get her rego or think properly to follow her and get it....due to the shock

this is life i guess and shit happens...

cracks windscreen slightest bend in the forks one slightly bendt handlebar....cracked mudguard a couple of small cracks in the fairings.... and worst of all a bruised ego.....i crashed outside a private girls school bus stop maybe 50-60 girls there and all they could do was laugh rather than help me after ive just crashed my bike if these are the kind of people who are being brought up now it sucks because they laugh rather than helping others.

just plain bloodey inconsiderate...

but the bike is still rideable (THERE MUST BE A GOD) LOL

(rant over)

[Shadows]

Fuck man you should have headbutted the bitch before she got away! Glad you're not hurt.

[skidMark]

cats land on all fours from basically any height.....

i flew off the bike and landed on my feet lol

hey ya should be glad it means ya didn't have to scrape me up mate...

[erik]

Sorry to hear that dude.
At least it sounds like not too much damage was done.

[poorbastard]

Shit that sux man glad your ok though. Least you came off better then me when someone pulled out in front of me. I managed to write off my bike as well as my leg for a few months.

[SARGE]

for those who don't know a cager did a u turn infront of me i smacked into them side on (not speeding ) laid the bike down and landed on my feet.... i figure i must be part cat to have managed that...


(rant over)


man... you're really fitting in well on KB Mark...

[DemonWolf]

Go back to the school... I bet that lady was a parent!

Go to the schools administrators (teachers) and ask that they locate the lady as you want to retribution. She fled the scene and didn't give you her details. This is total bullshit.. so go for her throat.

[DemonWolf]

Oh.. and I'm glad you didn't go sliding down the road.. good skills on landing on your feet. Get quotes for the damage done to the bike etc

[Gazzar]

Shit man you just get the bike right and this happens but its good your all right after it. Get a price to fix the bike as it will look small to you but bike parts are not cheap and like DW said go back to the school and all so list it with the cops as well or she will do it to some one else

[Grahameeboy]

Well you do ride a 'Ninja'.....

a member of a feudal Japanese society of mercenary agents, highly trained in martial arts and stealth (ninjutsu), who were hired for covert purposes ranging from espionage to sabotage and assassination.

just need to work on the stealth bit eh?

[Free Rider]

Thats sucks... but look at the good side.. you didnt stuff up ur gear too!

[KATWYN]

i crashed outside a private girls school bus stop maybe 50-60 girls there and all they could do was laugh rather than help me )


The cackly little schoolgirls mighta thought you were performing some sort
of party trick - just for them

[gamgee]

I think we're missing the main point of this...
what was mark doing riding past a private girls school?? :blip:
And if you'd had your eyes on the road, and not on the girls, you might have seen the cager pulling out in front of you. :nya:
you need to work on your ninja skills! twin disk brakes on the front, lock those on pulling a massive stoppie, then you would have had the ladies, crashing your bike doesn't pull chicks!

[Dooly]

If she's a parent, she'll be back there regualrly dropping off her kid/s, so hang around the school next week for a few days and she'll probably turn up.

Just be ready with a good excuse if you get accosted asking why you're hanging around a school!:yes:

Bad luck mate, you'll find the bitch, then nail her.

[u4ea]

im with dooly on this one.and glad your ok.

[bobsmith]

I think we're missing the main point of this...
what was mark doing riding past a private girls school?? :blip:
And if you'd had your eyes on the road, and not on the girls, you might have seen the cager pulling out in front of you. :nya:
you need to work on your ninja skills! twin disk brakes on the front, lock those on pulling a massive stoppie, then you would have had the ladies, crashing your bike doesn't pull chicks!

Depends on what kind of "ladies" he was looking for.... Maybe he likes the compassionate ones??? :blip:

Or perhaps the ones who would run him over and drive off??? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Finn]

Come on Mark, fess up. Your mum backed over your bike again.:blip:

[Macktheknife]

Glad to hear you are ok mate, good luck fixing up the bike.

[Indiana_Jones]

Shit man, that sucks

-Indy

[gamgee]

Shit man, that sucks

-Indy

generic compasion - gotta love it...

"Cager knocked me off my bike"
Shit man, that sucks

-Indy

"Cat got run over by a cager"
Shit man, that sucks

-Indy

"Bike got stolen"
Shit man, that sucks

-Indy

"My parents are stuck in Iraq"
Shit man, that sucks

-Indy

[gamgee]

hey, just realised, that was my 1000th post :first:

[Limb]

generic compasion - gotta love it...

"Cager knocked me off my bike"
Shit man, that sucks

-Indy

"Cat got run over by a cager"
Shit man, that sucks

-Indy

"Bike got stolen"
Shit man, that sucks

-Indy

"My parents are stuck in Iraq"
Shit man, that sucks

-Indy

Rep for that :yes: Funny man:doobey:

[kiwifruit]

If she's a parent, she'll be back there regualrly dropping off her kid/s, so hang around the school next week for a few days and she'll probably turn up.

Just be ready with a good excuse if you get accosted asking why you're hanging around a school!:yes:

Bad luck mate, you'll find the bitch, then nail her.

yep, id do this. See if you can get her rego and take it to the fuzz with a full writen account of what happened. could any of the students back your story?

I hope the bike gets sorted asap dude

[Indiana_Jones]

It's the post you love to hate

-Indy

[inlinefour]

Come on Mark, fess up. Your mum backed over your bike again.:blip:

I heard that she'd ride over it a few times just to make sure mark could not endanger/terrorise other motorists. Bit slow of ya not to get the drivers rego, esp since she just drove away. Thats classed as hit and run. You might need to start drinking lift plus? You know, to sharpen up...

Good to hear that your OK though dude.

[John Banks]

What was the damage to her car? Surely you must have left a bit of a dent. Just makes it easily identifiable over the next few days until it's fixed

[imdying]

Get yourself an XB Falcon out of the BSE, then get up on the footpath on Tuesday and run those miserable laughing bitches over. Doubt they'll laugh at the next bike that crashes in front of them.

Contact the police, she can't be in an accident and not supply details. Then stake out the school for that bitch and stab her too.

[Magua]

Fuck, that's not cool. Legendary stuff landing on your feet though. :D

[Insanity_rules]

Shit man.......That sucks

Get the bitch, fancy leaving the scene of an accident. She must have known she caused it. Get her and make sure she pays for your damage!

[Biohazard]

FFS man thats utter wank, glad your OK.

I agree you should have headbutted the dip shit.

Morons like that should take the bus, or atleast spend a year riding a bike.

Hope fixing ya bike is gonna be an easy task.

[The Pastor]

Should of called the cops.

[Insanity_rules]

Should of called the cops.

Renegade thats a cool scarf, ever thought of joining the police?

[kickingzebra]

How wude!!
If there is no injury, there is no requirement to report and accident to the police.
In saying that, causing an accident is a badness, adn she must be made aware of this.
Gosh darn people these days.

[Pixie]

Should of called the cops.
Should have called the cops.

[Shadows]

hey, just realised, that was my 1000th post :first:

Shit man, that sucks :niceone:

[Back Fire]

you have the worst bloody luck of anyone I have ever met...

[ducatilover]

fucking useless wanker [poker in this case] cage plonkers! good youre ok dude!

[Sniper]

Jesus, first a bus and now this........ :shake:

[John Banks]

If there is no injury, there is no requirement to report and accident to the police.

Even if there is no apparent immediate injury, there is still the possibility of injury. Not sticking around after causing an accident is still a hit and run.

[inlinefour]

Jesus, first a bus and now this........ :shake:

the mind boggles at what could be next... :shutup:

[diggydog]

sorry to hear about that mark, you where lucky.
what us bikers need is a spike stripper to stop -carry on drving as if nothing is wrong

[myvice]

sorry to hear about that mark, you where lucky.
what us bikers need is a spike stripper to stop -carry on drving as if nothing is wrong
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[WickedOne]

Bugger about the situation bro, good to hear you are okay though.

[zeRax]

nice story mark, how about you tell everyone the truth, that u were trying to impress those girls, fucked up badly. and bent your wookie.