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Beemer
6th June 2006, 11:36
A poem by Sir Paul McCartney

"I lay upon a grassy bank, My hands were all a quiver, I slowly removed her suspender belt, And her leg fell in the river."

It's a very sad world we live in when Sir Paul McCartney and his wife are facing divorce and all anyone seems to want to do is make jokes about her false leg.

Quite frankly, I think it's prosthetic.

Sniper
6th June 2006, 11:47
Bwahahahahahaha!!! Thanks for the laugh

Macktheknife
6th June 2006, 18:31
Quite frankly, I think it's prosthetic.
I agree its entirely false and , we should detach ourselves from the humourous aspects and concentrate on the serious issues.(wood or plastic?) We shouldnt kneed to make fun of the poor woman lying there with her leg open.
We should kick ourselves into a more respectful position,... after all she cant.

Scorpygirl
6th June 2006, 18:37
Hahahahahah!!! Awesome!!! ROL! :killingme Still I won't laugh at others misfortune or is that ....fortune. Com...passion people.

Hitcher
6th June 2006, 18:50
I always thought that the wrong Beatle got shot.

Beemer
7th June 2006, 22:54
Apparently they had no pre-nup and she's claiming a 150 million pound settlement. The court case will be interesting. To be honest, I don't think she's got a leg to stand on...