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Hitcher
6th June 2006, 19:43
Green rep for those worthy of a podium finish.
The judge's decision is final.
jimbo600
6th June 2006, 19:46
Green rep for those worthy of a podium finish.
The judge's decision is final.
Its gotta be Cowpoos flying the flag of the Wairarapa hardcore with his new woman in tow.
Karma
6th June 2006, 19:48
Morris liked his cream fresh.
onearmedbandit
6th June 2006, 19:53
Daisy wasn't exactly proud of her new boyfriend, but at least he had his own transport.
limbimtimwim
6th June 2006, 19:59
Helen's personal cow needed speedy transport to keep up with the motorcade.
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MSTRS
6th June 2006, 20:06
Adrian was thrilled when his fiancee said she liked mooootorcycles...
What?
6th June 2006, 20:08
It was common knowledge that Ted's new girlfriend was a cow.
98tls
6th June 2006, 20:08
This was not turning out to be the honeymoooon daisy had envisioned.
SPORK
6th June 2006, 20:08
Rupert was astonished to discover the cow catcher he recently installed didn't work precisely as advertised.
MSTRS
6th June 2006, 20:09
Trevor's parents were right to be worried when he went out on his motorcycle.
TerminalAddict
6th June 2006, 20:10
horse power ?? pfft !!
MSTRS
6th June 2006, 20:12
Roger was finding that his methane conversion kit wasn't what he'd imagined....
...or......Roger was finding that his methane conversion kit had some issues with excess weight
ZeroIndex
6th June 2006, 20:13
REPOST!!!! i posted that in a leathers thread the other a couple weeks back
Oakie
6th June 2006, 20:17
Andrew found it hard to argue with those who suggested he'd go out with the most ugly girl in town as long as she had big tits.
MSTRS
6th June 2006, 20:23
Andrew found it hard to argue with those who suggested he'd go out with the most ugly girl in town as long as she had big tits.
Said it before.....tit size is less important than the nipples....:blip:
T.W.R
6th June 2006, 20:24
Percy was proud to have brought new leathers for his missus, but they were both finding the breaking in period quite enduring
98tls
6th June 2006, 20:28
daisy was starting to enjoy the fact that bruce had neglected to tell her about the road cone in the sidecar before mounting...
Me new methane powered mOOter cycle.:innocent: :blip:
Lazy7
6th June 2006, 20:37
Man, Mans Wife and Daisy Meet in the driveway:
Man: And sometimes the cow lets me ride fast...
Wife: The cow tells you how to ride???
Man: Do you mind! - I was talking to Daisy.
98tls
6th June 2006, 20:38
after 72 kilometers daisy started to consider that maybe things were moooving way to fast in this relationship
Biggles moooooooooootard along at a crackling pace,
excited that his new friend was "Guest of honour" for his new barbecue.
Sniper
6th June 2006, 21:04
*sung*
Catch a falling cow and put it in your sidecar.
Sensei
6th June 2006, 21:09
I really need to get anUdder cowfriend this one is has packed on the Beef !
Jamezo
6th June 2006, 21:24
In his unending quest for speed, Harold one-upped his acquaintances' suggestions to add more ponies, and utilised the bovine species.
Madness
6th June 2006, 21:28
Wairarapa motorcycling personality Mr. Cowpoos said today that this is one of several ideas he has to spice up the sport locally. Cowpoos and his "swinger" Betty are in training to take on the Battle of The Streets series this summer.
T.W.R
6th June 2006, 21:37
POLICE TEN/SEVEN
CASE 3
Police are seeking your help in this last case
This picture was taken today in Taranaki
Seen here is a known felon "Finn" from the motorcycling cyberworld of KB
abducting Mrs D Cowpoos
The reason for this abduction is unclear but is believed to be part of a sordid love triangle. Mr Cowpoos is highly devistated at this heinous crime & is missing his loved one terribly
As of yet there hasn't been any communications from "Finn"
Police are seeking any information or sightings from the public
can you help
phone our hot-line: 0800 TEN SEVEN
and remember this is case Number 3
Shadows
6th June 2006, 22:08
Dennis was a little perplexed as to how cowhide could help him in a fall from his motorsickle, but he did have it on good enough authority not to ignore.
Thumper
6th June 2006, 22:22
When hearing what someone got for a leather handbag on TradeMe, Fredrick couldn’t wait to find out what he could get for the whole cow.
kickingzebra
6th June 2006, 22:26
James Herriots own RoyalMotorCycleClubEmergencyVetinaryDivision, modelled loosely on the flying doctors
Racey Rider
7th June 2006, 08:03
You know Cowpoos,,,
You'ld get through milkings a lot quicker if you just made them all WALK to the shed!
Unsure if he really did save a $ by shunning the big trucking company's in the herd move, Cowpoos consoled himself that at least he was mixing Business with pleasure.
The reality of the drunken deal was finally sinking in to Dasiy.... What she had 'forever Lost' to 'Cowpoos', was Not worth the ride on his latest Suzuki!
petesmeats
7th June 2006, 09:50
Holy sh*t theres a cow in my sidecar...
Macktheknife
7th June 2006, 10:04
After the 'shotgun ceremony' it was time for Billy-bob to make a quick getaway, damn that nosy farmer Brown. This was really going to take some explaining to his parents.
Macktheknife
7th June 2006, 10:32
Daisy knew that 'jumping over the moon' stunt had been a bad idea and decided it was a good time to visit her cousin in India. The wind noise was doing nothing for her world class hang over, but at least she didnt have to talk to billy-bob. She had always thought he was a little too keen to spend time with her.
Swoop
7th June 2006, 12:40
Just a question...
is the bike a cowasaki???
Unsure of which classic movie to remake next, Wolfgang Petersen briefly entertained the idea of "Driving Miss Daisy".
Shaun
7th June 2006, 14:05
Quasievil mobile leathers showroom
ukbandit
7th June 2006, 20:50
Green rep for those worthy of a podium finish.
The judge's decision is final.
christ Mabel have you just shit in the sidecar?
eh! eh! no
dont lie to me you fat cow!! and yes your arse does look big in that
phhooaaa !!! fuck you stink :sick:
Hitcher
7th June 2006, 21:18
And now the results:
Podium
Spork #9
Oakie #14
Thumper #28
WRT #35
Winner
Rodney Hide (just kidding)
Onearmedbandit #4
Rep awarded. Enjoy!
SPORK
7th June 2006, 22:26
Yussss, the podium this time!
onearmedbandit
7th June 2006, 22:33
Woo hooo, thank you all very much. I'd like to thank my parents, especially my mum and my dad.
ukbandit
8th June 2006, 20:49
moooaan whingge moooann
what the hell are you going on about now?
YOU! your the one who told me not to forward that chain letter! (next line in a sarcastic voice) how can you be cursed by a letter, dont be stupid whinge whinge whinge
WELL look at me now IM A BLOODY HUMAN!!!!!
for f@#k's sake just shut up and ride before you get my hoof up your arse
you you bi ped (snigger snigger)
the end :bye:
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