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scumdog
7th June 2006, 18:17
Just watched the cop car on the news that spun -out after hitting diesel put on the road by boy-wankers in the B.O.P.
Who has a car that is so pathetic in the horse-power department that it needs DIESEL on the road before it can spin the tyres????
If that's what it takes they shouldn't bother, it's like admitting you need a penis extension.
Poor, poor sorry-arsed wankers.
Stops the wear on the tyres
justsomeguy
7th June 2006, 18:21
................. and it's easier to do, especially when they're high.
TerminalAddict
7th June 2006, 18:21
I got one of those cars ;)
my 250 virago has more HP :P
and its front wheel drive, so I would have to do burn outs in reverse.
stoopid wankers in their boy racer cars ...
bugjuice
7th June 2006, 18:24
I was just thinking that if a cop couldn't have controlled a skid on diesel (and these guys get a lot of training), then what would have happened if a bike had been heading down the road?
Hitcher
7th June 2006, 18:24
Who has a car that is so pathetic in the horse-power department that it needs DIESEL on the road before it can spin the tyres????
If that's what it takes they shouldn't bother, it's like admitting you need a penis extension.
Poor, poor sorry-arsed wankers.
Ahem. I guess one of us sorry-arsed wankers should speak up. I have a 1.8 Impreza. I would like to see anybody spin its wheels on asphalt. It either goes or stalls. No spin. I also once owned a VW 1302S automatic with a Rajay turbocharger, performance heads, a Porsche camshaft and measured exhaust headers. It was impossible to spin the wheels on that as well, thanks to the torque-converter in the "auto". Diesel may help the Impreza but not the Dub, but then I need a penis extension.
Jonty
7th June 2006, 18:25
Maybe it wasn't on purpose - could have a been a leak from the fuel tank - would also explain the lack of HP:yes:
Bit like Fatjim's weapon:blip:
Karma
7th June 2006, 18:25
it's like admitting you need a penis extension.
That's nothing to be ashamed of man, you have to admit you have a problem before you can do something about it.
Personally I wouldn't have mentioned this on a biker forum, but you're a brave man.
Fatjim
7th June 2006, 18:27
Maybe it wasn't on purpose - could have a been a leak from the fuel tank - would also explain the lack of HP:yes:
Bit like Fatjim's weapon:blip:
My weapon has already been extended!
Madness
7th June 2006, 18:27
It's interesting how eager the TV media is to air stories showing the Police in a bad light. The dork that gave "arsehole" as his occupation last week was bad enough. To air that footage tonight is not responsible in my view, the boy-racers need no encouragement. I sound like a nana, but this "culture" is a very intrusive part of thursday nights in our neighborhood and is getting worse.
Fuckinlittlehomo'sneedtheircarsimpoundedandtheirli cencesrevokedpermanently.
I got one of those cars ;)
my 250 virago has more HP :P
and its front wheel drive, so I would have to do burn outs in reverse.
stoopid wankers in their boy racer cars ...
:shutup: :yawn:
Morepower
7th June 2006, 18:28
I see another Item on the news where these idiots that have wimpy cars that cant spin up tyres pouring Diesel on the roads. Deadly to motorcyclists, They are pathetic.
I dont have any adversion to a well executed burnout but anyone that needs Deisel to achieve this should stay at home until they are big enough to get a real car.
I think i need to find a Boy racer Forum to log onto ....
Thats my rant .... I feel better now :angry:
Jonty
7th June 2006, 18:31
My weapon has already been extended!
Just make sure you don't spill diesel on it
boomer
7th June 2006, 18:33
My V8 will spin up nicely with traction control turned off with no diesel required :blip:
R6_kid
7th June 2006, 18:40
i think they put it down so tht they dont fuck up their gearboxes when they try to start the wheels spinning.
I had the joy of going through an oil track from a truck/large diesel that had leaked its goodness onto a corner... Lucky i noticed before i hit it and knocked off some speed - i still got sideways and ended up two lanes over from where i wanted to be but luckily still on my side of the road. If i hadnt seen it i would have added more power and leant in more to the corner, probably assed off and ended up facing two lanes of on coming traffic.
Macktheknife
7th June 2006, 18:51
I just hope they catch the little bastards who thought this was funny. If that had been any one of us this would be a very different post.
madboy
7th June 2006, 18:54
It is pretty sad that they need additives. Dunno about my latest MX-5, haven't tried, but the previous one used to do standstills fine. 88kw. That barely qualifies as horsepower in bike language, let along cage. Put a 1 or 2 in front of that and you don't shouldn't need to try. Anyone see Clarkson on Top Gear with the CL600?
Gotta admit I didn't see the news item, but if it's bashing pigs even I'm getting sick of that song from the media. Bash 'em where it's due, not for silly little stuff like this.
Oh - Hitcher - partner's old 94(?) 1.6 auto Impreza used to spin up on asphalt. It just required a serious amount of provocation. So much so I'm struggling to understand now why I bothered!
Hitcher
7th June 2006, 18:56
Oh - Hitcher - partner's old 94(?) 1.6 auto Impreza used to spin up on asphalt.
I think the 1.6 autos are front-wheel-drive. The 1.8 is AWD. No contest.
Madness
7th June 2006, 19:00
Ahem. I have a 1.8 Impreza. I would like to see anybody spin its wheels on asphalt.
I'm keen to have a try. Name the place & time. :nya:
madboy
7th June 2006, 19:00
I think the 1.6 autos are front-wheel-drive. The 1.8 is AWD. No contest.I concede defeat. I can't think of any way to get that lit up on dry asphalt... unless it was stolen, and even then the ganstaaaaaaas would need to do their homework.
Skyryder
7th June 2006, 19:07
Any shit caught pouring diesal on the road should be made to wash it off with their face.
Skyryder
MotoGirl
7th June 2006, 19:09
That's 50m away from Cajun's work. Overall, it is about 1km from the cop station. Just shows how STUPID those boy races are because that is a road with ONE exit. Every weekend for the last six weeks, there is diesel on that intersection (cross roads). They also congregate in the big marina car park just around the road.
Personally, I reckon the coppers should block the road at the exit and impound every vehicle that's there.
2much
7th June 2006, 21:12
I was just thinking that if a cop couldn't have controlled a skid on diesel (and these guys get a lot of training), then what would have happened if a bike had been heading down the road?
Not supporting the dickheads at all, but you gotta admit that the cop was pretty fucken dumb.
I rode through that intersection that night, and I took it very carefully because with everyone gathered round there it was pretty obvious that there was probably deisel dropped. Once out of it I tried clutching it up and the wheelspin confirmed what I'd thought.
Stops the wear on the tyres
nope... creates more smoke!!!!!
janola works well too ;)
The wifes nephew,s a boy racer,fucken wanker.He,s got a sign on his back window that says,gas grass or arse,nobody rides for free.He drives around with his black labrador in the car with him,i guess it,s the dog that provides the arse cause he,s an ugly little fuck.
SlowHand
7th June 2006, 21:35
Just watched the cop car on the news that spun -out after hitting diesel put on the road by boy-wankers in the B.O.P.
Who has a car that is so pathetic in the horse-power department that it needs DIESEL on the road before it can spin the tyres????
Dang nammit, I knew I should have paid my taxes last month!
Mr. Peanut
7th June 2006, 21:38
The wifes nephew,s a boy racer,fucken wanker.He,s got a sign on his back window that says,gas grass or arse,nobody rides for free.He drives around with his black labrador in the car with him,i guess it,s the dog that provides the arse cause he,s an ugly little fuck.
Has anyone seen that fag who drives the blue wrx wagon around thames?
Always with loud music and his window down... Hes like 28... Youll know who im talking about :laugh: :killingme
MidnightMike
7th June 2006, 21:51
That's 50m away from Cajun's work.
So it was in Tauranga then, We so need to start a mob. :Punk:
Shadows
7th June 2006, 23:08
To air that footage tonight is not responsible in my view.
Totally agree, now there'll be fucking diesel spread everywhere, not just by the BRAs but by kids that think it'll be funny to see some cars spinning out.
I'd very, very, careful about riding around any built up area for the next few weeks (not that we all aren't anyway!).
I think i need to find a Boy racer Forum to log onto ....
What a GREAT idea.
Let us know when you find one!
Da Bird
7th June 2006, 23:38
What a GREAT idea.
Let us know when you find one!
Here's a couple:
www.chosenfew.co.nz (http://www.chosenfew.co.nz)
www.skylinesdownunder.co.nz (http://www.skylinesdownunder.co.nz)
Can't say I waste much time looking at them but the Skylines one can be interesting.... you would think reading some of the posts (mainly about cops) that they were all lawyers.
I heard on the radio today about some place in Oz that has boy racer problems so they're going to put up vandal-proof speakers where they congregate and blast out Barry Manilow and similar stuff to drive them off.
It's a bit like the bird scarers at the vineyards down here.
Shadows
8th June 2006, 00:03
Here's a couple:
www.chosenfew.co.nz (http://www.chosenfew.co.nz)
www.skylinesdownunder.co.nz (http://www.skylinesdownunder.co.nz)
Can't say I waste much time looking at them but the Skylines one can be interesting.... you would think reading some of the posts (mainly about cops) that they were all lawyers.
I couldn't help but notice on the "Choke on Spew" site that the first pic shows all the cars with their bonnets up.
As I thought, expensive mags on P.O.S cars with obviously fucked engines. I notice there aren't many people actually working on them either. They've probably found that they can't fix them by bolting on another chromed tappet cover or changing the HT leads from funky green coloured ones to funky orange coloured ones and have gone to find some actual mechanics...
Reminds me of an old trick I used to play when I as a kid. My mum used to complain about how fast some people took a blind corner outside our house. It gots me thunking and a few hours later when it was dark...
A car comes screaming around the corner to be greeted by a wall of flame courtesy of little lucifers. Very funny.
SlowHand
8th June 2006, 06:47
Chosen Few.
Anyone else think the 'F' looks like 'J' on the cars?
'Chosen Jew' I used to think....
Squeak the Rat
8th June 2006, 07:54
Has anyone seen that fag who drives the blue wrx wagon around thames?
Always with loud music and his window down... Hes like 28... Youll know who im talking about :laugh: :killingme
Ummm, yeah I think I know him. If it's the same guy he was complaining recently about getting stopped by the cops and "harrassed" about modifications to his car. :Pokey:
Lou Girardin
8th June 2006, 08:48
I didn't think the item was anti-cop, more anti-boy racer scum.
And all the riding Gods here would cope with an unexpected diesel spill or ice without raising a sweat, right?
Boy racers and Police dog stabbers are two classes of arsehole I'd be happy to see tasers used on as a behaviour modification process.
SARGE
8th June 2006, 08:53
Just watched the cop car on the news that spun -out after hitting diesel put on the road by boy-wankers in the B.O.P.
Who has a car that is so pathetic in the horse-power department that it needs DIESEL on the road before it can spin the tyres????
If that's what it takes they shouldn't bother, it's like admitting you need a penis extension.
Poor, poor sorry-arsed wankers.
lets give them a dose of thier own meds them... graphitti all over thier cars and find out where they live and go do big hairy burnoffs in thier front yard at 4 am with the twin Yoshi Vtwins
or just start giving out free 'mirror-ectomies' in traffic
Boy racers and Police dog stabbers are two classes of arsehole I'd be happy to see tasers used on as a behaviour modification process.
on the testicles..
off topic here a bit ...
why did they sic the dog on a guy who was trying to hurt HIMSELF??
"stop or we will turn our attak dog loose and it will hurt...."
errrrrrrr?
isnt that ike shooting a guy with a gun to his head?
MSTRS
8th June 2006, 08:55
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Boy racers and Police dog stabbers are two classes of arsehole I'd be happy to see tasers used on as a behaviour modification process.
I was thinking that Tasers could be used on their cars....the ones with computers would be toast
ajturbo
8th June 2006, 10:24
i don't need any type of oil to spin my wheels.. i just use wet grass... or the gravel out front of the neighbours house...:nya:
but i find that the tractor digs up the grass far better!!!!:blah:
Lou Girardin
8th June 2006, 10:41
off topic here a bit ...
why did they sic the dog on a guy who was trying to hurt HIMSELF??
"stop or we will turn our attak dog loose and it will hurt...."
errrrrrrr?
isnt that ike shooting a guy with a gun to his head?
I don't know, but our cops seem to have this policy that the dogs are expendable.
Several years ago they set a dog on a guy armed with a shotgun, the dog nearly got it's leg blown off, but I think they saved it. It didn't work again though.
I would have thought the dog's worth more than your average crim.
Swoop
8th June 2006, 10:42
Chosen Few.
Anyone else think the 'F' looks like 'J' on the cars?
'Chosen Jew' I used to think....
Just like that ice cream company..... Jip Jop.
At least that's how I read it!:blip:
www.skylinesdownunder.co.nz (http://www.skylinesdownunder.co.nz)
i used to run SDU in the south island back in the day.
also started NZHondas (http://www.nzhondas.co.nz) back in my youth with a couple of mates.
much less bullshit with this bikeclub! less dikheds!
this is the best car forum for a laugh tho NZPC (http://www.performancecar.co.nz), youll have a field day with all the dikheds on there! haha
scumdog
8th June 2006, 10:48
off topic here a bit ...
why did they sic the dog on a guy who was trying to hurt HIMSELF??
"stop or we will turn our attak dog loose and it will hurt...."
errrrrrrr?
isnt that ike shooting a guy with a gun to his head?
Emmm, we're not allowed to stand back and let somebody waste themselves - and we're allowed to hurt them while stopping them:shutup:
Pixie
8th June 2006, 10:54
I was just thinking that if a cop couldn't have controlled a skid on diesel (and these guys get a lot of training), then what would have happened if a bike had been heading down the road?
Unfortunately the training hasn't reduced the number of cop car crashes
Pixie
8th June 2006, 10:57
... but then I need a penis extension.
Get a bouffant hair do ,then
I couldn't resist
Pixie
8th June 2006, 11:01
It is pretty sad that they need additives. Dunno about my latest MX-5, haven't tried, but the previous one used to do standstills fine. 88kw. !
That's because the back of an mx5 doesn't weigh anything...don't carry helium balloons in the boot
madboy
8th June 2006, 11:01
Finally saw the footage on the late news last night. Pretty average job the cop did of controlling the skid I thought, particularly the use of brakes as the car slid. But then we didn't really see the start and things always look different on video that they are in real life. Maybe there were other factors the camera didn't highlight that made a parked car a better choice than saving the skid. At least the item wasn't anti-cop for a change.
And why did the police dog go in when the guy was hurting himself? Sadly cops aren't allowed to discriminate against who they help - they've got to protect everybody. Even lowlife scum like speeders and knife weilding maniacs.
Pixie
8th June 2006, 11:08
this is the best car forum for a laugh tho NZPC (http://www.performancecar.co.nz), youll have a field day with all the dikheds on there! haha
NZ Prostitutes Collective?
Hitcher
8th June 2006, 11:14
Get a bouffant hair do ,then
Strike two. Any derogatory comments about Gingas and Taranaki will be rewarded by death. A slow, lingering painful death. Yours, not mine.
SARGE
8th June 2006, 12:24
and we're allowed to hurt them while stopping them:shutup:
where do i sign?
Maybe it wasn't on purpose - could have a been a leak from the fuel tank - would also explain the lack of HP:yes:
Someone up my hill has that problem. Every now and then (right when you least expect it) you hit the bends only to find a truck or bus has managed to leave a long spill of diesel on the last 50m!
NSR-Dan
8th June 2006, 22:40
my mate should make them up some PVC tires they will never wear down, but then again they dont smoke so i guess that destroys the point i think.
Shadows
8th June 2006, 22:45
Boy racers and Police dog stabbers are two classes of arsehole I'd be happy to see tasers used on as a behaviour modification process.
Shock treatment has worked on thousands of nutters in the past.
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