Jantar
10th June 2006, 04:20
Hamish and Dougal are sitting in the pub discussing Hamish’s forthcoming wedding.
"Och, it's all going grand," says Hamish. "I've got everything organised already: the flowers, the church, the cars, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night.
Dougal nods approvingly.
Heavens, I've even bought a kilt to be married in!" continues Hamish.
"A kilt?" exclaims Dougal. "That's braw, you'll look pure smart in that.
And what's the tartan?"
"Och," says Hamish, "I imagine she'll be in white."
"Och, it's all going grand," says Hamish. "I've got everything organised already: the flowers, the church, the cars, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night.
Dougal nods approvingly.
Heavens, I've even bought a kilt to be married in!" continues Hamish.
"A kilt?" exclaims Dougal. "That's braw, you'll look pure smart in that.
And what's the tartan?"
"Och," says Hamish, "I imagine she'll be in white."