Who wants to see Poos speechless?

[White trash]

Bear in mind this machine singes flesh. Leaves a horrible fucken smell too. Poos is the only person I know, deranged enough to attempt such a stunt.

Males with a delicate nature should NOT view the following attachment, it'll bring you to your knees. Funnily enough, that's what it did to our hero......

And yes folks, that is his REAL left testicle. Sick fuck isn't he?

[hXc]

I can't believe I just watched that...

[Da Bird]

Ouch! :doh:

[yungatart]

I can't believe I just watched that...
I can't believe you did either. You are as sick as them!

[Fatjim]

And now that it's on the internet Poos is in the running for this years Darwin award.

[froggyfrenchman]

wrong wrong wrong oh so wrong

[larriken]

I feel for you poos you stupid bastard!

[thehollowmen]

+1 Hot porn

[chanceyy]

ahhh poosy its true ...

a mere male, not a superhero after all .. nods ... sick bugga yuppers that one needs to be forwarded for the darwin awards

thanks for the laugh ... ( can I borrow it .. know some other males that may need it)

[ZorsT]

funnyness...

love the voices in the background!

[mr me]

That was only half of it, Half an hour before that the sick prick done his right nut .He's one brave boy,Or one sick boy depends on how you look at it,But what a great laugh for every one there to see it.:gob:

[Riff Raff]

What you people don't realise is that this was the penance White Trash required from Poos to make up for taking me on a hot date on Thursday night. Don't mess with the Trashman folks!

[Indiana_Jones]

Ouch :D

-Indy

[boomer]

You muppet:bye:

[Edbear]

Don't tell me, let me guess! This was in America, right?:sick:

[Riff Raff]

Don't tell me, let me guess! This was in America, right?:sick:
Only if Papakura has moved...

[Edbear]

Waaaahh!? You mean a Kiwi was this dumb?:gob:

[Maha]

Only if Papakura has moved...
Can we have a telethon of some sort to raise money to get Papakura moved? :blip:

[Riff Raff]

Waaaahh!? You mean a Kiwi was this dumb?:gob:
Well he is a Wairarapa boy!

[Colapop]

What is that thing he used for "The Act?"

[Dafe]

Looked to me like a AA battery powered fly swatter that packs a good punch.

That looked pathetic.... I only have one thought that springs to mind....

Maybe Poos is just a soft cock!:laugh:

Fark that so didn't look like poos, but that certainly sounded like Jimmy!

[mr me]

It's a AA battery powered fly swatter and it packs a good punch.

[avgas]

sweet jesus that has got to smart. Reminds me of the time i dented the GB's tank. I feel ya pain buddy

[Edbear]

I can't, for the life of me, figure out why anyone in their right mind... Oh, hang on...:yes:

[Riff Raff]

Looked to me like a AA battery powered fly swatter that packs a good punch.
You're on the sprocket Dafe. I got this particular model from the As Seen on TV store for the princely sum of $10. It's a mean piece of gadgetry.

[Dafe]

Sorry Poo's, but that ain't quite the stupist thing i've ever seen.

I watched a drunk schoolmate standing on a railway platform as a Freight train was going past at about 90kph and this guy (Gordon) decided he'd start sticking his head between the carriage gaps.
He was doing alright until abojut the fourth gap!

I saw an hour later on that night, he was fine. His entire head (Hair and skin) was red from the blood!
But he was still knocking back the beers, even whilst looking like something from a psychopath movie. Wish I had the camera!

Poo's is running for second place though.

I'm sure this is just one of Poo's many many gadgetry devices.

[Colapop]

I'd want to inspect said piece of gadgetry before I cast judgement on this....

[Fatjim]

Hey Trashy, can you send this to www.stupidity.org?

Poos, world famous in New Zealand for being a fucknut :)

[Madness]

Showing the Townies how to entertain one's self out in the wop wop's aye poos?

Well, You've got balls that's for sure boyo.

[R6_kid]

im just glad i wasnt there to instigate the stupidity this time!

[Magua]

Oh sweet jesus, why?!

[limbimtimwim]

Oh good. If he'd do that, then he is still good for that dozen beers he owes me.

[Lazy7]

haha brilliant stuff. keep it coming.

well - obviously poos probably wont be able to keep it 'coming' but whoever was in charge of the video needs to get some more poor fuckers drunk and get them to do stupid shit.

brilliant stuff

[Fishy]

Gixxer riders have balls of steel......

Yeah right!.

[Krayy]

Did he get the blowjob??

[NC]

Oh I saw poos nutsack!

Good shit Ryan, I never knew you didn't want kids

[kiwifruit]

thats nuts

[Paul in NZ]

Cannot understand why the police are getting tazers then... Issue them with a fly swatter and some AA batteries...

Um - hate to ask the obvious but.... Exactly why do Ms RR and Mr WT require such an item around the house? Granted it obviously makes a sensational Poo repellent but surely this is a questionable object for a couple to own?? hhmmmmmm?? Enquiring minds need to know! :blip:

[Riff Raff]

Cannot understand why the police are getting tazers then... Issue them with a fly swatter and some AA batteries...

Um - hate to ask the obvious but.... Exactly why do Ms RR and Mr WT require such an item around the house? Granted it obviously makes a sensational Poo repellent but surely this is a questionable object for a couple to own?? hhmmmmmm?? Enquiring minds need to know! :blip:
I would have thought the words 'fly swatter' would be a big clue.

It's a much more fun way of ridding the house of flys than spraying fly spray around, which I'm allergic to.

[kickingzebra]

Speaking of Mr Poos and party tricks!! Jeez man, thats what happens when you drink that Heinekin shite, stick to the tui, there ain't enough alcohol in it for you to want to take videos of yourself, slapping, yourself, in the nuts?! My God pulling a nut up above your belt would be torture enough!!

The worst part is, when you go to download that video at home, for posterity, show the grandkids etc, it'll take you bloody hours!!

[Deano]

There's always one in every crowd.......

[Paul in NZ]

I would have thought the words 'fly swatter' would be a big clue.

It's a much more fun way of ridding the house of flys than spraying fly spray around, which I'm allergic to.

Hmmmm... sounds plausable..... Yeah, OK...

Bummer being alergic to fly spray.. Never heard of that but can see how that could be, is it a particular component of it? I get the sneezes with some dust...

[Goblin]

....My God pulling a nut up above your belt would be torture enough!!


:laugh: :laugh:

Oh Poos, do your balls hang low? Do they wobble to & fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a regimantal soldier, do your balls hang low?

[Maha]

Did he get the blowjob??
Moments after the camera was turned off, the cute little puppy was called on to lick the abused body part, Poos's eyes were still very much in a watery state ,that he never did see who it was that gave him the best bj he has had.
All he knows is that, whoever it was needs a shave and breath mints, but he's willing to go there again..........:killingme

[cowpoos]

it fuckin hurt like shit...and I'm not gunna talk anymore about it...

[chanceyy]

it fuckin hurt like shit...and I'm not gunna talk anymore about it...


but poosy thats not like you ... its ok you dunna have to say anything else .. we will talk & laugh about it at your expense ;):nya: :nya:

[andrea]

hey man thats some real farken out of it shit, you reckon you can piss on an electric fence next? we'll make sure there is a calf out there somewhere that'll give u some TLC afterwards.:bleh: ;)

[Sparky Bills]

You are one strange STRANGE Suzuki rider!
What the hell did you think was going to happen!!!?

If thats what the boy gets up to in front of a camera, think about what he does behind closed doors!:shutup:

[Sparky Bills]

And who thought of doing that?

Were you all just sitting round having tea and scones, and someone had a bright idea "HEY!! LETS WACK MY NUTS WITH A TENNIS RACKET!"?

Or was it a planned thing?:blip:

[cowpoos]

hey man thats some real farken out of it shit, you reckon you can piss on an electric fence next?

done that....don't recommend it....

[cowpoos]

And who thought of doing that?

Were you all just sitting round having tea and scones, and someone had a bright idea "HEY!! LETS WACK MY NUTS WITH A TENNIS RACKET!"?

Or was it a planned thing?:blip:

it wasn't a tennis racket my honda riding friend...

[Sparky Bills]

it wasn't a tennis racket my honda riding friend...


Either way.. It was a bloody silly thing to do my Suzuki riding friend.

[cowpoos]

Either way.. It was a bloody silly thing to do my FARKIN FAST MOTHER FUCKER Suzuki riding friend.

yes it was martin....yes it was

[Sparky Bills]

yes it was martin....yes it was


HAHA, clever dumb boy aint ya!

[John Banks]

I think what is more disturbing is the fact that 400 people have downloaded a video titled "Poos nuts"

[Lias]

Ahhh.. Reminds me of my youth lol.

Daring young wannabees to play the towering inferno or the flaming bumhole. (3 squares of toilet paper, attached front or rear, set on fire, and depending on the version of the rules either scull a pint of beer or run around a pooltable three timesbefore you can extinguish it).. Once we had a young fella who was keen but we had no pooltable.. so he agreed to run around a car we had parked on the front lawn.. He got so disorientated when the burning kicked in that he ended up running down the road with his sausage flopped out and his pants around his ankles screaming away..

Or the time we got a chick to dare my flatmate to scull an entire bottle of tobasco sauce.. He got 3/4 of the way through it, sprayed out a mouthful across the room, rang to the kitchen and started shovelling crusty stale bread and borderline off milk down his thraot to stop the burning, then curled up in the foetal position and cried for 30 minutes.. He cried alot more the next day when it came back out thou mind you :-)

In short, being young, dumb, and thinking your macho while under the influence of alchohol can and will lead to severe pain :-)

[Colapop]

Yeah but it's hellova funny for everyone else!!

[Lias]

Yeah but it's hellova funny for everyone else!!
This is why I encourage these things *grin*

[gixxershane]

linky no worky for me :bye: :angry:

[gixxershane]

never mind, about my last post i figured it out:second:

carzy kiwis, is this what you do for entertainment?:nya:

[Wolf]

Love the way the dog thinks its all some kind of a game for his/her benefit.

[Wolf]

never mind, about my last post i figured it out:second:

carzy kiwis, is this what you do for entertainment?:nya:
'tis tame compared with some of the shit we see coming out of the States :devil2:

At least you can show it to your mates and say "see, folks are just as mental outside the US".

[Kornholio]

Bahahahahhahahahahahhahahaha you stupid cunt.... that takes the cake

Whats next?...Giving yourself a brazilian with candle wax??

10/10 for effort I spose :second:

[Sniper]

What the fuck is wrong with you, LOL

[White trash]

never mind, about my last post i figured it out:second:

carzy kiwis, is this what you do for entertainment?:nya:

No. Usually we find a "yank" silly enough to try it, but we'd scared 'em all off this weekend.

Glad you could find the joint. Got them flights booked yet?

[diggydog]

rather hi than me, shit would that hurt.

[Indiana_Jones]

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UHHHHHHHHH, I AM SPEECHLESS TOO!

-Indy

[metric]

oh... my... lord...

ouch.