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Hitcher
11th June 2006, 19:12
Usual protocols apply.

Rep for podium finishers. Judge's decisions, etc, are final.
Madness
11th June 2006, 19:25
After pushing too hard on the Taka's, Fatjim made some mods to his Honda.

/edit: When asked about the benefits he replied; "It has allowed me to concentrate more on cornering, now I just need to work on the aerodynamics package". The bike has had a full Taka's testing session, although conditions were difficult with recent stock movements leaving the Hill somewhat "brown" in places.
What?
11th June 2006, 20:13
Having read about the EU economical transport proposal, Jeanette figured she could go one better...
paturoa
11th June 2006, 20:50
blast, can't read the bike mags on the can anymore.
bigmyk
11th June 2006, 20:59
If the crap fits.....ride it!:scooter:
onearmedbandit
11th June 2006, 21:03
After scaring the crap out of himself twice on the ST, Hitcher was beginning to see the advantages of such a machine.
yungatart
11th June 2006, 21:26
(Cow)poos's retirement plan...
avgas
11th June 2006, 21:32
"The fastest Indian*"

* or chinese, chilli, salmanela, KFC, dodgey fish....or that kebab you had last night
Swoop
12th June 2006, 15:05
The McDonalds drive-through took on a new meaning with this weapon! You could eat the stuff and wait, or just unwrap and flush!
The_Dover
12th June 2006, 15:08
The new Honduh Direblade really was a shitter.
spudchucka
12th June 2006, 15:23
The new Thunderbox 5000 2006 model, for when inner city traffic really gives you the shits!
kickingzebra
12th June 2006, 15:36
With the cost of petrol skyrocketing, Biofuels are an En Vogue alternative.
The ShitMaster 2000 combines two of lifes favourite pastimes, into one easy-to-manuevre package.
Gremlin
12th June 2006, 15:38
Pete had grown tired of his missus constantly wanting toilet stops. It ruined his riding rhythm. He decided to do something about it...
The_Dover
12th June 2006, 15:42
BMW decided to give the C1 a makeover for the New Zealand market.
WRT
12th June 2006, 15:45
The performance was crap. The styling was crap. The aerodynamics - also crap. Hell, even the fuel was crap.
Flyingpony
12th June 2006, 15:50
The next generation 'Port-a-loo' which is self propelled.
spudchucka
14th June 2006, 16:09
Wasssssssssssup with this thread?:wait:
Biohazard
14th June 2006, 16:11
I told ya my golf was shit !!!
cowpoos
14th June 2006, 16:55
best looking honda yet!!
Hitcher
14th June 2006, 19:19
Podium

Onearmedbandit #6 (a shameless play at the judge, who was amused)
WRT #15


Winner

Avgas #8


Good skills!
avgas
14th June 2006, 23:57
Ha, it just reminded me (badly) on my last KFC vs Motorbike ride episode.
Basically i was riding home (New Lynn) from the city, stopped 6 times to shoot liquid (both ends), only making it to the church on New North Rd (before Mt Albert). Thankfully the vicar let me crash in his be (just before my body dropped 6 degrees) and i had to get my misses 2 hours later to come pick my body up in the cage.
If this bike had a funnel for me to throw up into - i would have been sweet :P
onearmedbandit
15th June 2006, 00:19
Thankfully the vicar let me crash in his be (just before my....


Excuse me, where did the vicar let you crash?
avgas
15th June 2006, 19:07
sorry ment to say bed. ha. I need a drink
bladez
15th June 2006, 19:13
my safe ride home after curry