Caption contest... why not...

[MSTRS]

To start you all off, here's mine...bling for the best
A helmet should be worn when m/c stunting

[kickingzebra]

As kim jong jim paused to light his cigarette, he suddenly realised his auto clutching FJR 1200 had gotten away on him somewhat...

[Gremlin]

For the best in crash protection,
For some, a helmet is strongly advised
For others, a motorbike is strongly advised against


Young Kim loved motorbikes, he read about them, dreamt about them, breathed them. He had all the gear. Now, he needed a motorbike.


Young Kim was not impressed with his latest test ride. He felt it had the aerodynamics of a concrete block, and the seat. Wow, it was really uncomfortable. And no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't get the damn thing to lean into a corner.

[WRT]

He had hoped that by practicing his cornering on a stationary object rather than a speeding motorcycle, he could avoid more embarrassing bladder releases.

Alas, as the gently spreading puddle below his crotch was to highlight, this would not be the case.

[onearmedbandit]

The Nth Korean Motorcycle training school couldn't afford actual bikes, but that didn't dampen their enthusiaism for applying what they had learnt in the class room to the real world enviroment.

[Sniper]

N Korea sometimes took the saying "Shit a brick" a bit too seriously

[Karma]

Strat had hit his thirties and still didn't have another bike ;)

[Hitcher]

Curbing his cornering passion was easier than Okinabe-san first imagined.

[Hitcher]

Further evidence that Okinabe-san's motorcycling career had gone down the drain.

[Madness]

Emergency crews managed to prise the rider off his motorcycle and allowed him to thaw slowly.

[Lazy7]

Kim realised that if he wants to be the best - he needed to start somewhere...

[Kornholio]

Dover staying in practise til he gets his license back :D

[Qkchk]

The Chinese racing team has had some budget cut-backs this year...........

[bugjuice]

he hit the wall so hard, he didn't know he had left his bike..

[paturoa]

this is good shit..... maaannn

but my suspension need a few clicks softer

[Lazy7]

Aeeeiiii!!! dis nu biake handal lye it on rail!

[apteryx_haasti]

Jackie Chan was disappointed with his latest stunt double...where the hell where they finding these guys?

[Indiana_Jones]

"This isn't as good as the dealer made it out to be....."

-Indy

[Jamezo]

The latest public modern art installation from et al. drew criticism for its glorification of smoking, though won praise for encouraging safety gear.

[Skyryder]

Look Ma no bike.

Skyryder

[NC]

I love my Harley

[Zed]

Wangs parents, when questioned about what on earth he is doing, answer "we don't know this man?"

[Grumpy]

Fuck! They were right..... it does handle better than my Honda!

[ogr1]

Hyo sung was now ready for his first sheep fest.

[Mr. Peanut]

After Helen Clark become leader of the world, it was decided that Moto GP would be a far better sport without those dangerous motorcycles.

third word.... a... sounds like Hex?

APEX! hahaha YAY.... Ten points for Wang!

[MSTRS]

Bling apportioned. Thanks all

[skelstar]

No caption but that guys going to get piles.

[Korea]

Block Riding... kind of like air-guitar for motorbikes...

[ManDownUnder]

Heamarroids-San had no idea he was riding his wall in the wrong lane until he woke in hospital and learned Isuzu-San had hit him in the back of the head at 95kph

[ukbandit]

what diry bastard put glease on me seat?? aahh ssooolls :violin:

[diggydog]

he was low going around the bend and got court up with the wall.

[What?]

Young Kim didn't quite understand what was supposed to be so hard about riding the Wall Of Death...

[petesmeats]

How long stay like this???

Place your bets NOW!!!!!!!

[junglegirl]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!! My nuts!!