Full moon...

[SARGE]

Well.. this whole week at the coal face has been a freakshow..( where do these people live during the OTHER phases of the moon??) I would like to share with you some of the more interesting encounters of the week..

Call #1 –Q: whats the top speed of that LT50 kid’s quad?

A: well sir .. I guess that depends on how big the kid’s balls are…

Call #2 – Q: I’m tired of commuting in the car..would the M109 be ok to get to work on?

A: uhhhhhhhhhh….sure :tugger:

Call #3 - Q: do they make a pack rack for the MVAgusta F4?
A: *click*

anyone else care to share some full moon fever?

[The_Dover]

Call #3 - Q: do they make a pack rack for the MVAgusta F4?
A: *click*

anyone else care to share some full moon fever?

I heard Finn was importing a gold plated, diamante encrusted pack rack with a woven carbon handbag for his Brutale.

[Colapop]

What bike should I get - I want one that's right for me.....

All those questions translate as;
"I know nothing about bikes but I've heard that they use less petrol than cars. And petrol costs alot so bikes must be good."

[Finn]

I heard Finn was importing a gold plated, diamante encrusted pack rack with a woven carbon handbag for his Brutale.

Can you get these?

[Ixion]

Only if you were discerning enough to by the limited edition Gucci accessorised model. The diamond studded pack rack will not fit the cheap model that you bought.That's what you get for being cheap and buying the basic model

[TerminalAddict]

Q: My website isn't working .. you people are the worst hosters ever .. what are you going to about it?
A: look out the window, and ask yourself why the lights are off

[Quasievil]

I want some handle or something for the wife to hold on to whil on the back of the ducati, all anyone can suggest is a bloody pack rack:gob: ......... I mean as if!!!!

[WRT]

Saw an RSVR factory with a pack rack on it last Sunday. But then again, the rider was also showing butt cleavage, which says a lot for his sense of style.

[cowpoos]

I want some handle or something for the wife to hold on to whil on the back of the ducati, all anyone can suggest is a bloody pack rack:gob: ......... I mean as if!!!!
get a belt to go around your leathers/jacket...made of webbing with handles on it....not sure what they're called.....but hav seen them for sale in bike shops a few times....

[Paul in NZ]

get a belt to go around your leathers/jacket...made of webbing with handles on it....not sure what they're called.....but hav seen them for sale in bike shops a few times....

She can use it in bed as well....

I put a little rack on the back of La Guzzi because we need to carry a lot of munt about the place but added a couple of 'handles' to it as well... Helps Vicki hang on a bit better... Not from the power as such but for when she is laughing... Not sure what about?

[Quasievil]

get a belt to go around your leathers/jacket...made of webbing with handles on it....not sure what they're called.....but hav seen them for sale in bike shops a few times....

Yeah they are called love handles, I havent seen them in any bike shops yet though, saw a big pair on Paul in NZ at the last rally though

[Lazy7]

everybody was sitting around in the office monday with nothing to do.

one of the chicks got bored and said "Hey, wonder what is on tv?"

...


.....


there it is.

[Sniper]

Im trying to send a rather important email to my friend in the USA, why wont it go through. It gives me the error message to call the administrator.

Ok, so what does the email contain

Just alot of words and an attachment

Words....... Hmmm, I would hope it contains words. Anyway, how big is the attachment?

Why do you have to know?

Cause I asked and Im allowed to, not how big is the attachment (Annoyed now)

Only about 700mb

Hmmmm, OK so you aretelling me you are sending a rather large AVI file to a friend in the USA on the companies bandwidth?

Ummm, how did you know it was an AVI? Well my bandwidth at home is almost up and I dont want to use the rest.

OK, so let me figure this out. You want me to allow you to send a file that is proberbly an illegal copy of a movie to a friend in the US right?

Yes

Well No, goodbye.

(First call I got this morning when I got into work.)

[Lou Girardin]

Can you get these?

I'll bring you one back. Colour?

[onearmedbandit]

Oh well, I'll get flamed for this but who cares. I always thought there were no stupid questions, only stupid answers. 3 people (perspective buyers) ring up asking simple, maybe misguided questions, and that ios how you respond. Not everyone knows everything about bikes Sarge, stop to think about that. Re the top speed of the LT50, genuine question that has an actual answer. Re the M109R, sure not the best bike for riding back and forth to work, but hey the guy has the money, liokes the looks and was just asking a question . And the packrack, sure it'll spoil the looks of a beautiful bike, but maybe the guy wants to show off his bike and enjoy riding it around the country.

[Nicksta]

mmm...MV Augusta... sorry what was the question??
my bike has felt small and green in comparason since I sat on the MV the other day, thanks Sarge!

[SARGE]

Oh well, I'll get flamed for this but who cares. I always thought there were no stupid questions, only stupid answers. 3 people (perspective buyers) ring up asking simple, maybe misguided questions, and that ios how you respond. Not everyone knows everything about bikes Sarge, stop to think about that. Re the top speed of the LT50, genuine question that has an actual answer. Re the M109R, sure not the best bike for riding back and forth to work, but hey the guy has the money, liokes the looks and was just asking a question . And the packrack, sure it'll spoil the looks of a beautiful bike, but maybe the guy wants to show off his bike and enjoy riding it around the country.



those are just the highlights man..

i had Robinson Caruso, babbeling incoherantly in the shop during the blackout.. a Mini Chopper gang extoling the virtues of those heaps of puss and me trying to keep from laughing out loud.. 2 she-boys looking for Finn and Dover..


maybe im just in a bad mood...

[The_Dover]

2 she-boys looking for Finn and Dover..


maybe im just in a bad mood...

They must be looking for us to give us our percentage.

Yeah, I'd be pissed if I'd paid that much for a tranny and still couldn't maintain wood.

[SARGE]

mmm...MV Augusta... sorry what was the question??
my bike has felt small and green in comparason since I sat on the MV the other day, thanks Sarge!



heheh ... im taking the F4 home tonight ....:blip:

[SPman]

heheh ... im taking the F4 home tonight ....:blip:
Does it come with zircon encrusted tweezers?

[SARGE]

Does it come with zircon encrusted tweezers?



AND a Frank Zappa ALBUM!!!

[Squeak the Rat]

heheh ... im taking the F4 home tonight ....:blip:
Far out man, forget the other windups, that pisses me off!........ :wacko:

[The_Dover]

heheh ... im taking the F4 home tonight ....:blip:

Who's gonna be retrieving it from your arse crack at 8.30am tomorrow?

Not a pleasant task.....

[SARGE]

Far out man, forget the other windups, that pisses me off!........ :wacko:


wait till you see the condition of the tires in the morning .. im taking the LONG way home...full tank of 98 Mobil..

you all wish you were me anyway...

[SARGE]

Who's gonna be retrieving it from your arse crack at 8.30am tomorrow?

Not a pleasant task.....



please tell your mom to stop texting me

[The_Dover]

That's not my mom dude, THAT"S A MAN.

And she only wants her money. (Why did you give him/her your number anyway? Was it that good?)

[Edbear]

my bike has felt small and green in comparason




You wouldn't own a small, green bike by any chance...?:yes:

[Madness]

My boss on monday morning; "How was your weekend?"
Me; "Interesting, I found another job and have accepted their offer"
Boss; "So this is happening kind of soon then?"
Me; "Actually I told them I have to give two years notice, so I'll be finishing up in june 2008 if thats ok with you?????"

Dickwad.