'Tuning in' to bikers - gonna get me in trouble

[klingon]

Was just in my local cafe and I'm sitting there reading the paper when some guy comes in the door and even without looking I KNEW he was carrying a helmet and wearing leathers. I had to really concentrate not to look up and give him a big friendly grin. This might be ok if you're a guy but for a girl it can cause all kinds of trouble!

Now I'm planning to get my own bike this is happening more and more... I hear a bike coming down the road and I forget the sentence I'm in the middle of. My head turns involuntarily and I watch the bike until it's out of sight! Am I turning into a Biker Perv?!

All the bikers in my neighbourhood must think I have some kind of bike fetish. I think I need to get myself a T-shirt that says
"it's not YOU, you fool! I'm only interested in your BIKE!"

[kiwifruit]

haha!
yeah, be careful smiling at us, we dont need much to go on lol, jks
but yes, that t shirt sounds like a plan.....

so when are you getting a bike? :wait:

[Fishy]

I think that sort of thing is pretty normal for most bike enthusiasts eh. I can hear bikes coming from a long way and can sometimes tell what they before I can see them. I'm always checking out bikes on the road or parked somewhere or in shops.

I guess Im just a bike slut really, I'll ride just about anything :)

[WRT]

If a chick checks me out while I'm carrying a helmet, I assume it's because I ride. But that's probably because I'm an ugly son of a bitch. ;)

[Two Smoker]

I guess Im just a bike slut really, I'll ride just about anything :)

I reckon!!! You ride a honda FFS!!!

[Fishy]

I reckon!!! You ride a honda FFS!!!

The only Honda I ride is my shitter!. See avatar :blip:

Other than that I am bikeless until the end of August :yes:

[u4ea]

its not bike perv its bike voyeur..............i know cause i am one too!!!!its just a biker thing ,and its infectios and addictive!!!!!!!gets worse when youve got a bike too...........no cure either that i know of!!!!!!!!!

[N4CR]

Hmm for me it's 'vtwin mmmm head turns' 'high pitched revs more than a boy ricer - head turns must be an il4' 'big fuggin thumper - head turns'. etc etc.

I love hearing a bike going hard at the main road above my house too, got a big smile hearing some 2 stroke thing once going nuts and then sirens following 30 secs later, muahahahaah!

When I see a biker it's look at helmet hmm pricey/not pricey then look at leathers 'are the sliders used' then what brand etc etc. Just out of interest and in no particular order.

And yeap I'll ignore whoever I'm talking to if a bike goes by.. it's normal lol.

[MSTRS]

I think I need to get myself a T-shirt [/B]
Make it a white one. Oh....and wet too. Please.

[merv]

Was just in my local cafe and I'm sitting there reading the paper when some guy comes in the door and even without looking I KNEW he was carrying a helmet and wearing leathers. I had to really concentrate not to look up and give him a big friendly grin. This might be ok if you're a guy but for a girl it can cause all kinds of trouble!


Why what happens, do you turn into a pumpkin or something? Was the guy not good looking enough?

[Karma]

"it's not YOU, you fool! I'm only interested in your BIKE!"

You busy Saturday night?

[Macktheknife]

I hear a bike coming down the road and I forget the sentence I'm in the middle of. My head turns involuntarily and I watch the bike until it's out of sight! Am I turning into a Biker Perv?!

All the bikers in my neighbourhood must think I have some kind of bike fetish.
You say that like its a bad thing! We all do that.... you mean its not normal?

[NUTBAR]

hey bud,
its ok to b friendly, as most bikers iv met so far r ok.
not every biker female or male thinks because u smile at them or say hello, you want to take them home.
its the best way to meet fellow bikers, iv met some top lads & lasses in my travels around NZ sometimes only because iv spoted a helmit or jacket and said hello.

[Nicksta]

Can I have one of those T-Shirts please!
I stare at bikes if i hear them... and check people out that are wearing gear.... (especially if tehy are cute!!)
so i think your perfectly normal....

[Karma]

and check people out that are wearing gear.... (especially if tehy are cute!!)

Ah ha!!

Explains all those times I caught you staring.

[buellbabe]

Well I must be a perv as well then... cos I do the same... but I tend to check out the bike first "hmmm nice bike" and then check out the rider "hmmm, not bad either... a package deal!"
he he he:devil2:

[Karma]

Well I must be a perv as well then... cos I do the same... but I tend to check out the bike first "hmmm nice bike" and then check out the rider "hmmm, not bad either... a package deal!"
he he he:devil2:

So, busy on Saturday night?

[SpeedyGirl]

Well I must be a perv as well then... cos I do the same... but I tend to check out the bike first "hmmm nice bike" and then check out the rider "hmmm, not bad either... a package deal!"
he he he:devil2:

Isn't that just the best!!! ;)

I am totally a perv as well....... some people just cant be helped :blip:

[chanceyy]

Isn't that just the best!!! ;)

I am totally a perv as well....... some people just cant be helped :blip:


bikes get the attention first ( priorities, ) then check out the rider, after all I am not dead yet !!

Kling .. think ya may need to look at getting some shirts .. I'll take one grins

[Karma]

bikes get the attention first ( priorities, ) then check out the rider, after all I am not dead yet !!

Kling .. think ya may need to look at getting some shirts .. I'll take one grins

So, what you doing Saturday night?

[buellbabe]

no takers yet huh?

[Two Smoker]

dss3 and loosebruce must be homos... coz they perv at me in my leathers and tell me how they look too 'new' and 'shiny' and that i need to stop eating pies coz they are too tight...

I mean come on... they dont look that bad...

[Karma]

no takers yet huh?

:gob: guess it's back to ol' faithful... :tugger:

[Mental Trousers]

So, what you doing Saturday night?

Having dinner with me :nya:

[chanceyy]

So, what you doing Saturday night?

going out for dinner with MT & his Mrs .. as above

sorry thats a much better offer ;)

ohh yeah not into young thangs either ...:nya:

[Karma]

going out for dinner with MT & his Mrs .. as above

sorry thats a much better offer ;)

ohh yeah not into young thangs either ...:nya:

Oh man... now I feel really bad.

Being turned down in favour of MT... anyone got a number for the samaritans?

[SDU]

Was just in my local cafe and I'm sitting there reading the paper when some guy comes in the door and even without looking I KNEW he was carrying a helmet and wearing leathers. I had to really concentrate not to look up and give him a big friendly grin. This might be ok if you're a guy but for a girl it can cause all kinds of trouble!

Now I'm planning to get my own bike this is happening more and more... I hear a bike coming down the road and I forget the sentence I'm in the middle of. My head turns involuntarily and I watch the bike until it's out of sight! Am I turning into a Biker Perv?!

All the bikers in my neighbourhood must think I have some kind of bike fetish. I think I need to get myself a T-shirt that says
"it's not YOU, you fool! I'm only interested in your BIKE!"

It's Incurable!

[Gwinch]

Oh man... now I feel really bad.

Being turned down in favour of MT... anyone got a number for the samaritans?

You should be more heroic Weasel, like this:

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[Karma]

I'm still a hero (of sorts...)

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[oldrider]

Was just in my local cafe and I'm sitting there reading the paper when some guy comes in the door and even without looking I KNEW he was carrying a helmet and wearing leathers. I had to really concentrate not to look up and give him a big friendly grin. This might be ok if you're a guy but for a girl it can cause all kinds of trouble!

Now I'm planning to get my own bike this is happening more and more... I hear a bike coming down the road and I forget the sentence I'm in the middle of. My head turns involuntarily and I watch the bike until it's out of sight! Am I turning into a Biker Perv?!

All the bikers in my neighbourhood must think I have some kind of bike fetish. I think I need to get myself a T-shirt that says
"it's not YOU, you fool! I'm only interested in your BIKE!"

Relax, your OK with us old guy's we are only interested in "your bike" too.

Even if we could see "you" properly we wouldn't know what to do with you, so you are all right, we are all just focused on the bikes!

Gawd it's hard enough just remembering how to ride the bike without filling our heads about riding anything else.

I get told off for staring at people but I'm only trying to see if I know them from some place! (memory takes a bit of reving up)

Then if you speak we probably wont hear you because our ears are full of Finn's dreaded ear type nasal hairs!

Yeah us old guy's are safe bike pervs too, when we can remember. :blip: Yeah right. :innocent:

[chanceyy]

Oh man... now I feel really bad.

Being turned down in favour of MT... anyone got a number for the samaritans?


Check the front of the white pages ...
:rockon:

[scumdog]

Always say "Hi" to anybody that looks like they have just got off a bike - most times just start conversation by simply saying "Had a good ride" or "Nice bike etc"

Although yesterday it was "I stopped you because of your speed, any reason for it?":doh:

[Quartida]

Looks like we're all guilty of it at some point or another.

I always do it at work when someone buys a bike magazine... "So, what bike have you got?"

I'm Quartida, and I'm a bikeaholic.

[Nicksta]

You busy Saturday night?
still no takers???
you got your leathers yet?

[Karma]

still no takers???

Nope, not a nibble... I just can't understand it...


you got your leathers yet?

Not yet, they're having to breed a special supercow so that they can get a patch of leather big enough.

[aff-man]

I'm not a bike slut............ honest...

*first stage denial*

[aff-man]

Not yet, they're having to breed a special supercow so that they can get a patch of leather big enough.

Just use an elephant.. tougher leather to.

[buellbabe]

What about Rhino hide???

[aff-man]

What about Rhino hide???

Don't know if it'll be big enough... and a little more difficult to get hold of i'd imagine.

[Karma]

Just use an elephant.. tougher leather to.

Yeh that might fit... what'd I do with the tusks?

[Ixion]

Don't know if it'll be big enough... and a little more difficult to get hold of i'd imagine.

Well I won't venture to speak for size - but sourcing is easy enough, just go here http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/member.php?u=3583

He may resist of course. You'll have to be firm. Can I watch :corn: :corn:

[beyond]

Well, speaking from a blokes perspective, it's abit hard to check out whats behind the helmet till it comes off. Apart from a few more obvious lumps, it's pretty hard to tell a bloke from a bird till at least some gear comes off.

So, yeah, check out the bike first, what's wrong with that. :)

My wife tells me I can look but not touch. I'm pretty sure she's talking live females here and not the bike???? I like touching bikes, especially the throttle.

[Nicksta]

i've resorted to sitting in the passengers seat this week as i cant drive for looking at bikes - its Laconia Bike Week and you cant go 10 metres without seeing 10 bikes on the road :)

[Korea]

You should be more heroic...
More colourful heros... and a mate of mine caught at unopportune time...

[andrea]

yeah i do the same too, and when im riding and someone's looking i say "what the fark are u looking at", hmm especially at that bp gas station near manukau i was pissed off cause some cager nearly hit me, and when i stopped some guy looks at my bike, smiles and i say"what the fark are you looking at" hmm oh well,

[buellbabe]

I used to get annoyed at being stared at but now it doesn't bother me... if I smile back at someone they will generally approach me and ask about the bike and I am friendly cos I reckon I have to do my bit to promote us bikers as being good people! I'm pretty sure there are some people out there on Buells now cos of me!

[Sparky Bills]

Im a slut through and through:blip:

[Quartida]

Well, speaking from a blokes perspective, it's abit hard to check out whats behind the helmet till it comes off. Apart from a few more obvious lumps, it's pretty hard to tell a bloke from a bird till at least some gear comes off.

Has anyone ever checked out a biker that they thought was of the opposite sex and then realised that it wasn't?

"Um, yeah, I was just looking at your, um...bike..."

[aff-man]

Has anyone ever checked out a biker that they thought was of the opposite sex and then realised that it wasn't?

"Um, yeah, I was just looking at your, um...bike..."

No... shouldn't you be stidying?

[magg]

"I hear a bike coming down the road and I forget the sentence I'm in the middle of. My head turns involuntarily and I watch the bike until it's out of sight!"

Sounds sooo familiar,.
Ive been as bad as u are, even tho i have 2 bikes now, but it's still awesum to see sum big noisey machines out there :) & dirty leathered up bikers 2 :innocent:

[buellbabe]

yeah baby lets hear it for "dirty leathered up bikers"...:devil2: :love:

[scumdog]

yeah baby lets hear it for "dirty leathered up bikers"...:devil2: :love:

Lets me out - I've been known to shower.....

[Sparky Bills]

"I hear a bike coming down the road and I forget the sentence I'm in the middle of. My head turns involuntarily and I watch the bike until it's out of sight!"

Sounds sooo familiar,.
Ive been as bad as u are, even tho i have 2 bikes now, but it's still awesum to see sum big noisey machines out there :) & dirty leathered up bikers 2 :innocent:


What happened to you females being able to multi task??
Geez, thats just sad.:nya:

[Gremlin]

you got your leathers yet?

Not yet, they're having to breed a special supercow so that they can get a patch of leather big enough.
please... don't talk about it nicki, we're still trying to forget the pain and sounds...

the leather screaming as he tried it on... or maybe it was him grunting like a pig, trying to get it on :crazy: :sick:

Either way, I won't even go into him coming out wearing a pair of leather pants that were obviously much too small for him :puke:

[Karma]

Either way, I won't even go into him coming out wearing a pair of leather pants that were obviously much too small for him :puke:

Sorry dude... I can't help it if I need a third leg in there ;)

[Gremlin]

Sorry dude... I can't help it if I need a third leg in there ;)
didn't see any use for one... :bleh:

it was the overall tightness... almost R18, make it R90 more like it... definitely a crime, and I could only think of the children, and luckily there were none around.

[Karma]

I could only think of the children, and luckily there were none around.

Dude... is this guy your hero? If not, then I'd rephrase that statement.

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[GN1NiteStnd]

Sounds sooo familiar,.
Ive been as bad as u are, even tho i have 2 bikes now, but it's still awesum to see sum big noisey machines out there :) & dirty leathered up bikers 2 :innocent:
I do the same thing!!!!!
Though im just looking at the bike cause I need an upgrade
-I already have myself a dirty leathered up biker :devil2: :yes:

[Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)]

Common bond thing - if you ride a bike - easy to get into conversation with the other rider. I met alot of KB's (before I joined the site) just through riding on my own out there. The only ones that aren't so friendly are the harley riders! I've been in country pubs and walked in on my own - and at times they barely nod. I'm quietly saying to myself - get a real bike. I'm gradually getting less shy at approaching other bikers. Oh I miss my bike - it was written off a couple of weeks ago and I'm still waiting on the insurance co. to pay out. I'm bored shitless without a bike.

[Skyryder]

"it's not YOU, you fool! I'm only interested in your BIKE!"


Yep just the thing to get the guys attention. Now where would you put the two o's in F O O L.

Skyryder

[Midnight Special]

nothing like the sound of a big harley or any harley for that matter to get my attention but yea will look at a bike passing to see what it is if its what i thought etc but dont think i check over the rider as much as the bike .... if its a cool bike ill check the rest of course !