mikey vs whitetrash

[mikey]

yeh thats right

ive challenged white trash thttp://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/customprofilepics/profilepic843_7.gifo make a better user pic on his profile, casue his is pretty gay.
my onehttp://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/customprofilepics/profilepic2066_5.gif is so bad its cool, vote for me,

now that ive got your attention with my really bad computer design skills, i need your help

on friday i spent the afternoon trying to make a mypsace.com webpage, i used generators then edited out all there million adds they throw in linking back to there pages, or changed it to link back here, anyway its annoying the fuck out of me,

www.myspace.com/psuedoephidreams

my problem is i cant make the images center or size proper and the text wont space itself how i type it, eg if i write something then press enter, it completely ignores my spacing, an it makes my grammar look even worse,

an a few other things like color an bordes an shit but i just need to find another generator that will fix that

anywho

anhy help is much appreciated,

thought dont leave any comments if you go to it, ill delete them an blow your computer up, casue im a uber geek who knows how

[imdying]

Go visit the w3schools. Use a <br> tag anywhere you want an 'enter'.

[skelstar]

He means a '< B R >' tag (without spaces in it of course).

[skelstar]

body {background-color:000000; background-image:url(http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j62/psuedoephidream/gsxrk2rightblackhalf.jpg); background-position:Center Center; background-attachment:tile; background-repeat:yes-repeat;}
Table, Td { background-color:transparent; border-style:none; }
table table td { width:100%; }
table table table table td { width:auto; }
table table table {background-color:000000 ; background-image:url(); background-position:Top Center; background-repeat:no-repeat; border-color:; border-style:Double; border-width:1px; padding:4px;}
table table table table{ background-image:none; background-color:transparent; border-style:none; }

.orangetext15, .lightbluetext8, .whitetext12, .nametext, .btext, .redtext, .redbtext {color:FFFFFF; font-size:10pt; font-weight:bold; font-style:normal; font-family:,arial,verdana,sans-serif;} body, div, p, strong, td, .text, .blacktext10, .blacktext12, a.searchlinkSmall, a.searchlinkSmall:link, a.searchlinkSmall:visited { color:66FF00 ; font-size:10pt; font-style:normal; font-family:,arial,verdana,sans-serif;}
a, a:link, a:visited, a.navbar, a.navbar:link, a.navbar:visited, a.man, a.man:link, a.man:visited {color:FFFFFF; font-size:10pt; font-style:normal; font-family:,arial,verdana,sans-serif;}
a:hover, a:active, a.navbar:hover, a.navbar:active, a.man:hover, a.man:active, a.searchlinkSmall:hover, a.searchlinkSmall:active {

Dude. Whats all this css shit? :)

[imdying]

He means a '< B R >' tag (without spaces in it of course).
Ahahahah, apparently html is enabled :doobey:

[mikey]

Dude. Whats all this css shit? :)

no idea man, i use generators to do main stuff, then edit out bits i dont want,

did you see my awesome fuk up of some gimps add that links back to his website in top left, changed it to kiwibiker image linking back to kiwibiker, i was so proud, i thought i could be a geek for a second, but looking at rest of the page best not.

[Fatjim]

He's a fucking amp cook, not an html coder, leave him the fuck alone.

got any spare Mikey?

[Toast]

Who's the 13 year old girl with her visor open, doing a stoppie on the CBR250?...she's got some really good skills.

[gamgee]

use blogspot.com, it looks better and isn't gay like myspace:
mine:
http://surfthesouth.blogspot.com/

[gamgee]

Who's the 13 year old girl with her visor open, doing a stoppie on the CBR250?...she's got some really good skills.
wearing a dress shirt under her leathers :nya:

[Toast]

wearing a dress shirt under her leathers :nya:

so she's a butch 13 year old girl...oh well...there'll be more...

[mikey]

He's a fucking amp cook, not an html coder, leave him the fuck alone.

got any spare Mikey?

i literally cook amps, blowen three now, if got any spare ill happily see if i can blow them up trying to turn them into eltrocution devices, dafe instaleld an alarm for me but thats not deterring burglars, nor is my doberman (cause i take him with me everywhere i go) so im trying to get a guitar amp wired to a door handle to kill the next fucker who coems to my door, even if its my gf.......

[mikey]

cheers geeks, pretty much got it sorted now, marvellous site looks way better with few <br>enter<br>enter<br>

now the background an anyoen know how to set up a credit card payment thing? ive got some great footage of ex gf's that should go up.

cant believe 115 peopel have viewed my gay webpage.......

[cowpoos]

cheers geeks, pretty much got it sorted now, marvellous site looks way better with few <br>enter<br>enter<br>

now the background an anyoen know how to set up a credit card payment thing? ive got some great footage of ex gf's that should go up.

cant believe 115 peopel have viewed my gay webpage.......
when you getting your bike fag?

[mikey]

saturday, homo, be ready to give you the learn sunday.

heard you been going up to manfield a lot lately, scared some dorklanders goign to give you the learn as well on harris/mcewen day?

[cowpoos]

saturday, homo, be ready to give you the learn sunday.

heard you been going up to manfield a lot lately, scared some dorklanders goign to give you the learn as well on harris/mcewen day?
sweet...does it hav lights?.....nah not worried bout the dorklanders beating me....no such thing as a fast aucklander....you know that bro...

[cowpoos]

saturday, homo, be ready to give you the learn sunday.

heard you been going up to manfield a lot lately, scared some dorklanders goign to give you the learn as well on harris/mcewen day?
oh and you owe me a beer still!!! mite hav to go for a ride wif ya to get it...feathers red pub 3:30am sunday morning?

[mikey]

got somethign on sat night but should be finished by then, long as the moons out ill be there,

[Toast]

sweet...does it hav lights?.....nah not worried bout the dorklanders beating me....no such thing as a fast aucklander....you know that bro...

Oh, you're just sweetening the day that it happens, oh yes... :laugh:

[imdying]

now the background an anyoen know how to set up a credit card payment thing? ive got some great footage of ex gf's that should go up.I sure do... but it's not the cheapest thing around, she better be doing some freaky stuff if you want your money back. Best you send it to me, and I'll tell you if I think it can generate sufficient revenue.

[Biff]

If you need a second opinion......