This'll learn her to nag!

[The_Dover]

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/story.cfm?c_id=1&ObjectID=10386718

[Finn]

I was just about to post that but thought only Dover would appreciate it.

[cowpoos]

hehehehehehehehehehehe.....

[Postie]

"While in the water, the woman had reportedly heard her partner laughing on deck."

of course he would, its funny.......


if he had pushed someone else in, she would have been laughing too.

[The_Dover]

Yeah, but the silly prick left the dinghy tied to the back of the yacht!

[Sniper]

Brilliant although you should have said ,"This should teach her not to complain." Need to keep our engrish correct....

[Postie]

Brilliant although you should have said ,"This should teach her not to complain." Need to keep our engrish correct....
see, now if you were on the boat, you would have been next

[The_Dover]

Damn right postie.

No uppity homosexuals on my ship.

[Karma]

No uppity homosexuals on my ship.

I thought that was the point of your ship?

Gay cruise anyone?

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[The_Dover]

I thought that was the point of your ship?

Gay cruise anyone?


Hey, as long as the homosexuals adhere to the backchat rules like everyone else we'll all get along just fine.

And keep the marmite mining to themselves.

Rug munching by permit only.

[Karma]

Nah man, lesbians should be permitted to have sex whenever possible, but only on the main deck.

BIG HUGE EDIT - Before commencing sex the aforementioned lesbians must be scrutineered by males on board.

I personally will find some chicks and make my way to the poop deck.

[Sparky Bills]

hahahaha!!
take that be-arch!

[Switch]

hahahaha old man should get bling for that :nya:

[Sniper]

Damn right postie.

No uppity homosexuals on my ship.

Told you dammit, Im not Gay

[The_Dover]

Told you dammit, Im not Gay

Ok Rainbow Brite, I believe you.:blip:

[Karma]

Told you dammit, Im not Gay

Methinks the boy protests too much.

[Sniper]

Ok Rainbow Brite, I believe you.:blip:
Bwahaha.

It wasnt my choice, honest


Methinks the boy protests too much.
Dont you start

[onearmedbandit]

One of my salesman did the a similar thing years ago. Went for a walk around an island up North with his 12yr old daughter, leaving his partner on the yacht and the dingy on the beach. Came back to find the dingy tied up to the boat. Hitched a lift out to his yacht, asked her what was going on. She flipped out, started throwing the shells etc his daughter had collected into the water. So he picked her up and turffed her into the water, followed by her gear. She swam back to shore, doesn't know what happened after that, doesn't care.

Never fuck with a mans children.

[Colapop]

She should be thankful, they weren't further offshore and she had a dinghy.... I'll have to show the missus and remind her of her place! (see you when I get out - of hospital!)

[Skyryder]

What's the bet the wife winds up with the boat and the ol' man 'in' the dingy.

Skyryder

[Colapop]

... without a paddle...

[Rossi Gal]

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/story.cfm?c_id=1&ObjectID=10386718


hahaha bloody good job!! i would've waited till they were further away from shore though!! lmao

[cowpoos]

hahaha bloody good job!! i would've waited till they were further away from shore though!! lmao
are you a good swimmer??

[Rossi Gal]

are you a good swimmer??


put it this way, id make it back....but you on the other hand when throwen off wouldnt!!!!! hahahahaha

[cowpoos]

put it this way, id make it back....but you on the other hand when throwen off wouldnt!!!!! hahahahaha
you havn't seen me swim.....only dive.....

[Rossi Gal]

you havn't seen me swim.....only dive.....


that was pretty shellow water though, hope you've got your pink blow up girls floaty tube thingy to save you!!!! :P

[paturoa]

Just read it out to my mrs, between sips from the wine glass, and got an "uh-huh" reponse. She didn't seem to think it was as funny as I did.

[jazbug5]

hope you've got your pink blow up girls floaty tube thingy to save you!!!! :P

Come on people... this one's begging to be snapped up...







Oh, and here you go- the wife's revenge..!

[The_Dover]

put it this way, id make it back....but you on the other hand when throwen off wouldnt!!!!! hahahahaha

Nah, Poo's would be ok.

You ever seen a whale drown?

[PuppetMaster]

Ok Rainbow Brite, I believe you.:blip:



Buwhwhahahahahhaha...rainbow brite......:second:

[The_Dover]

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/story.cfm?c_id=2&ObjectID=10386820

The latest from the herald for Sniper and Weasel.

A romantic getaway to ease the stress of civil union and rekindle the flame.

[Sniper]

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/story.cfm?c_id=2&ObjectID=10386820

The latest from the herald for Sniper and Weasel.

A romantic getaway to ease the stress of civil union and rekindle the flame.

You bastard, only just read this...... Im not gay dammit.......

[Postie]

You bastard, only just read this...... Im not gay dammit.......
denial is just a river in Egypt Sniper.......

[Sniper]

denial is just a river in Egypt Sniper.......

Exactly, and Im denying it and saying its not true. Dammit, now I need to go out and buy a new handbag cause Im upset

[cowpoos]

denial is just a river in Egypt Sniper.......
its also the first sign of guilt!

[cowpoos]

that was pretty shellow water though, hope you've got your pink blow up girls floaty tube thingy to save you!!!! :P

lol...I wouldn't hav said it was shallow water...was damp though :devil2:

[Rossi Gal]

lol...I wouldn't hav said it was shallow water...was damp though :devil2:


shouldnt try and swim in empty pools on a wet morning then fool!!!!!!

[cowpoos]

shouldnt try and swim in empty pools on a wet morning then fool!!!!!!

a pool??? it certainly wasn't that big!!! was really only warm and moist!

[Rossi Gal]

a pool??? it certainly wasn't that big!!! was really only warm and moist!


ahhhhhhh now i get it.......!!!!!!! you are trying to copy American Pie arent ya?? waaarrmmm Appllllleeee pie.....yeah??!!! hahahahahahaha

[cowpoos]

ahhhhhhh now i get it.......!!!!!!! you are trying to copy American Pie arent ya?? waaarrmmm Appllllleeee pie.....yeah??!!! hahahahahahaha
didn't taste like apple pie.....hmmmm....cum to think of it...what did it taste like......errr....I'll ponder on this for a bit.... lol

[Rossi Gal]

didn't taste like apple pie.....hmmmm....cum to think of it...what did it taste like......errr....I'll ponder on this for a bit.... lol


was it one of those 'pies' that tastes like chicken?? but smells like something else?? lmaolmaolmao:sick: hahahaha

[The_Dover]

Raw oysters?

[Rossi Gal]

didn't taste like apple pie.....hmmmm....cum to think of it...what did it taste like......errr....I'll ponder on this for a bit.... lol


poo's, you're gay!!!!!!!

[Scorpygirl]

Raw oysters?


NO, NO!!! I've got it.. it smells like....yes, I know.... definitely smells like OHHHHHHHHHHHHH Sorry folks :puke:

Scrambled eggs:blip:

[cowpoos]

was it one of those 'pies' that tastes like chicken?? but smells like something else?? lmaolmaolmao:sick: hahahaha

nah...not like chicken...maybe you should poke ya finger in it next time and hav a taste???

[Rossi Gal]

Raw oysters?

ewwwwww they look/smell sooooo yucky!!!!!!!!!!!

[cowpoos]

Raw oysters?
hmmm...not quite

[cowpoos]

NO, NO!!! I've got it.. it smells like....yes, I know.... definitely smells like OHHHHHHHHHHHHH Sorry folks :puke:

Scrambled eggs:blip:
you behave madam!!!!

[cowpoos]

poo's, you're gay!!!!!!!
you know I'm not! I think?

[Rossi Gal]

nah...not like chicken...maybe you should poke ya finger in it next time and hav a taste???


dude!!!!!!!!!!!!! i aint going ANYWHERE NEAR your moo cows!!! thats just SOOO wrong!!!!!!!!!!

[cowpoos]

dude!!!!!!!!!!!!! i aint going ANYWHERE NEAR your moo cows!!! thats just SOOO wrong!!!!!!!!!!
arn't wee just a cheeki lil heifer.... *winks*

[Rossi Gal]

arn't wee just a cheeki lil heifer.... *winks*


ohhh!!!!!!!!!!:nono: you've just taken this too a WHOLE NEW LEVEL mister....now ya calling me FAT?????

[cowpoos]

ohhh!!!!!!!!!!:nono: you've just taken this too a WHOLE NEW LEVEL mister...now ya calling me FAT?????

I hav the affect on women.... :devil2:

[Rossi Gal]

I hav the affect on women.... :devil2:


oh golly gee......would ya look at this.....he has to change my post so he can think of someting whitty to say...you a lil speechless there poosie????:zzzz:

[Rossi Gal]

I hav the affect on women.... :devil2:


whats that?? to make them throw up??:sick: teeheehee

[cowpoos]

oh golly gee......would ya look at this.....he has to change my post so he can think of someting whitty to say...you a lil speechless there poosie????:zzzz:
never.....but back to the subject.....from memorie...you were the one that was speechless??

[cowpoos]

whats that?? to make them throw up??:sick: teeheehee

that good was it?

[Rossi Gal]

never.....but back to the subject.....from memorie...you were the one that was speechless??


well i think everyone was speechless and wanted to throw up after seeing 'some' poor bastard zap himself on the testies with a fly zapper!!!!

[cowpoos]

well i think everyone was speechless and wanted to throw up after seeing 'some' poor bastard zap himself on the testies with a fly zapper!!!!

you felt my pain too? how sweet.... :love: