Vote Lorraine!! [Archive] - Kiwi Biker forums

Darkman

15th June 2006, 22:59

For those of you that watch "dancing with the stars"..I was asked by My wife and Lorraine for your support this Sunday. So common then..Please Vote Lorraine!!

Quote from Lorraine:
"I loved dancing the paso doble, so far my favourite. This Sunday we are dancing the tango(very different to Argentinean Tango) and the Rumba.
Now this week I really need people voting for me!!!! PLEASE VOTE THIS WEEK. TEXT LORRAINE to 8981 or PHONE 0900 89 817"

Karma

15th June 2006, 23:00

she's got my vote if you give me her number ;)

Darkman

15th June 2006, 23:07

she's got my vote if you give me her number ;)

Phone this number and ask "Lorraine"..0900 89 817. If she doesnt come to the phone..Hang up, and try again.

oldrider

15th June 2006, 23:33

They are the best dancers but Beatrice and Brian will win, same as last time,
the best dancers will come second.
I think Rodney had the highest improvement rate but he started from less than zero, poor bastard, I felt sorry for him and his partner in the end. :yes:

GR81

16th June 2006, 09:48

that show isnt on a sports channel is it?
no wonder i dont know what it is lol

bobsmith

16th June 2006, 10:41

WTF!!!!!

10 chars

PuppetMaster

16th June 2006, 10:52

[QUOTE=Darkman]Please Vote Lorraine!![QUOTE]

no:yawn:

Blackbird

16th June 2006, 11:18

OMG

16th June 2006, 11:21

She has my vote. Anyone else think she's so much better looking now then when she won Miss Universe a lifetime ago? I think I suffer from the "Mrs Robinson Complex" if anyone remembers the Graduate movie.

I'll just go and take my pills then.....
the missus and I were just talking about that this morning, how she's improved with age Any idea how old she is?.

Karma

16th June 2006, 11:22

the missus and I were just talking about that this morning, how she's improved with age Any idea how old she is?.

MILF material?

OMG

16th June 2006, 11:24

MILF material?
Her and Heather Locklear

PuppetMaster

16th June 2006, 11:25

MILF material?

I'd vote for that.

Paul in NZ

16th June 2006, 11:48

Its dancing ffs..... gah!

I'm orf to buy oily motorbike parts...

Darkman

16th June 2006, 11:50

the missus and I were just talking about that this morning, how she's improved with age Any idea how old she is?.

Not sure I should tell!

Str8 Jacket

16th June 2006, 11:51

Not sure I should tell!

Go on, life all about taking risks!

Darkman

16th June 2006, 11:52

MILF material?

try to be nice...she is gonna read this you know!

Macktheknife

16th June 2006, 11:53

MILF material?
You need to ask?

Karma

16th June 2006, 12:18

try to be nice...she is gonna read this you know!

Really?

Well if she likes em tall, milky white, and rounder than your average bear then I'm available :D

merv

16th June 2006, 12:20

the missus and I were just talking about that this morning, how she's improved with age Any idea how old she is?.

Yeah she's 42 and looking good. Don't know if that bloke Crowe is going to let her go like Mexted did though.

OMG

16th June 2006, 12:29

Yeah she's 42 and looking good. Don't know if that bloke Crowe is going to let her go like Mexted did though.
Mex ain't the smartest bloke around - which makes his commentaries bloody hilarious

Blackbird

16th June 2006, 12:46

Its dancing ffs..... gah!

I'm orf to buy oily motorbike parts...

It's not really the dancing Paul as I suspect you well know. It's perving at extremely attractive women. Dancing is public foreplay....

In the interests of harmony with Mrs B, I do throw out a false trail by the occasional comment about the footwork.

Sigh..... I think I need help

R6_kid

16th June 2006, 12:48

i wanted that maori dude from shortland street to go through, his partner rebecca is fine, stupid fuck rodney hide got kept in (perhaps why indy has no money atm?) far too long... however rodney's partner was a nice piece of meat if i ever saw one.

oldrider

16th June 2006, 13:14

Yeah she's 42 and looking good. Don't know if that bloke Crowe is going to let her go like Mexted did though.
I think one of us has got that post about Mexted and Crowe wrong.

I thought it referred to Mexted and Crowe being of the wrong persuasion to appreciate Lorraine's obvious "female" attributes. :blip:

Blackbird, the problem with fancying older women is that the older "you" get, the smaller the "field" gets! :nya:

Blackbird

16th June 2006, 13:21

Blackbird, the problem with fancying older women is that the older "you" get, the smaller the "field" gets! :nya:

Good point! It's a good job that I've been married for nearly 34 years and love my wife to bits then:innocent: Not sure I could keep up with being a Sugar Daddy or put up with the hassles anyway:blip:

merv

16th June 2006, 13:33

Lou Girardin

16th June 2006, 13:56

I remember seeing her and Murray coming into a restaurant in Welly 20 odd years ago.
She really looked like a Miss Universe - all teeth and tits.
He looked like a porn star.
But most guys did back then.

Paul in NZ

16th June 2006, 14:06

It's not really the dancing Paul as I suspect you well know. It's perving at extremely attractive women. Dancing is public foreplay....

In the interests of harmony with Mrs B, I do throw out a false trail by the occasional comment about the footwork.

Sigh..... I think I need help

Nope - I disagree... It's a friggin con...

You want to perve at hot chicks - look at porn and be honest about it.

You want to look at fairly hot chicks dancing, watch pro dancing (shudder).

You want to watch people embarassing themselves... Jeeze, go almost anyplace.

I just don't get the whole concept. We all hope they screw up on live TV to make us feel better? Nah! I'd rather got twiddle with me nuts (and bolts) in the garage...

oldrider

16th June 2006, 14:37

Don't really know about their persuasion but as far as I know Crowe is her man now.
Ooopps, I misinterpreted the post then sorry. :shutup:

One of my rellies sons was at a (large equestrian) function not long ago and his wife said to him.
Do you realise that you are the only strait guy here!
A gay guy overheard this and said to him, "don't worry you can't help how you were born".
What do they put in the food, yesterdays minority are today's majority it seems! :bye:

Blackbird

16th June 2006, 14:49

Nope - I disagree... It's a friggin con...

You want to perve at hot chicks - look at porn and be honest about it.

You want to look at fairly hot chicks dancing, watch pro dancing (shudder).

You want to watch people embarassing themselves... Jeeze, go almost anyplace.

I just don't get the whole concept. We all hope they screw up on live TV to make us feel better? Nah! I'd rather got twiddle with me nuts (and bolts) in the garage...

Porn is pretty boring after a while. Pole dancing might be an interesting diversion though. Not sure whether this is allied to pro dancing (the mind boggles:blip: )

I wish you well with your nuts.....

16th June 2006, 17:55

It's not really the dancing Paul as I suspect you well know. It's perving at extremely attractive women. Dancing is public foreplay....

In the interests of harmony with Mrs B, I do throw out a false trail by the occasional comment about the footwork.

Ha ha. So do I. I only watched the bits with Rodney's hot sidekick (Crystal?)and Lorraine. All the while telling Her Indoors "those two ladies have real dance skills, a joy to watch, call me when they're back on" Such a smoke screen.
Lorraine looks even more stunning now than 10, 20 years ago.
We always picked the pleasant but average looking girl next door as our Beauty Queens and wondered why we never win the Miss World/Universe. Lorrraine was the exception when I can only guess that the usual Judges were on leave that week, so they went for the truly beautiful girl for a change just to see what would happen!
Can we have a dance off with just Lorraine and Crystal, dump the Blokes.

GR81

16th June 2006, 21:40

rumour has it Mexted is a lil camp?
can anyone confirm? lol

merv

18th June 2006, 22:14

Well Lorraine is into the final. I thought the sporty vote would pull the others through and Lorraine would miss out even though she is the best dancer.

She did it! Even though that bloke Crowe was shown on the show tonight.

Go Lorraine!

scumdog

18th June 2006, 22:46

Sigh..... I think I need help

I should say so - start by burning ALL copies of "The Graduate" that you own!!

And just perv like the rest of us - no crap 'cover stories' about footwork. (Unless your fetish is feet).

scumdog

18th June 2006, 22:52

I think one of us has got that post about Mexted and Crowe wrong.

I thought it referred to Mexted and Crowe being of the wrong persuasion to appreciate Lorraine's obvious "female" attributes. :blip:

Blackbird, the problem with fancying older women is that the older "you" get, the smaller the "field" gets! :nya:

I tend to stick with the " When I was 17 and they were my age they looked good and still look good from 17 to my present age" theory, gives you a wider range to 'scope out'. :shutup:

Finn

18th June 2006, 23:27

Do you guys watch every piece of trash television they throw at you? Go read a book. It might teach you something.

scumdog

19th June 2006, 07:59

Do you guys watch every piece of trash television they throw at you? Go read a book. It might teach you something.

Wot's 'read'?

An' wot's a 'book'?

Blackbird

19th June 2006, 09:58

I should say so - start by burning ALL copies of "The Graduate" that you own!!

And just perv like the rest of us - no crap 'cover stories' about footwork. (Unless your fetish is feet).

I'm still haunted by Anne Bancroft:yes: Even worse, I quite fancied one of the "mature" women on that UK "What not to wear" TV programme a few weeks ago:nono:

I'll pass on your last suggestion about simply perving thank you. That would be a great way to lose conjugal rights for the rest of the year. Fine for you suvverners with all the sheep down there as alternative partners:nya:

Geoff

Finn

19th June 2006, 10:02

Even worse, I quite fancied one of the "mature" women on that UK "What not to wear" TV programme a few weeks ago:nono:

You're not alone, there's something about her.

scumdog

19th June 2006, 10:03

I'll pass on your last suggestion about simply perving thank you. That would be a great way to lose conjugal rights for the rest of the year. Fine for you suvverners with all the sheep down there as alternative partners:nya:
Geoff

Ya big jessie, in my house I watch/perv WHAT I want to WHEN I want!!
AND I have no need for sheep except as chops'n'roasts!

(Looks over shoulder to make sure C.B. is not watching me write this!)

scumdog

19th June 2006, 10:05

You're not alone, there's something about her.

You're a sad, sad pair!!!!

Finn

19th June 2006, 10:11

You're a sad, sad pair!!!!

So if the chick on the right said to you, "Come on, show me some of that Scum you dog" you'd say "no"???

Blackbird

19th June 2006, 10:15

You're a sad, sad pair!!!!

I was originally a Pom and with a private school edudation - whaddya expect???:blip:

scumdog

19th June 2006, 10:28

So if the chick on the right said to you, "Come on, show me some of that Scum you dog" you'd say "no"???

She's the big-arsed one as opposed to the scrawny no-tits one, right?

C.B. would have words IF I said anything other than 'non'!!!

Lou Girardin

19th June 2006, 12:45

So if the chick on the right said to you, "Come on, show me some of that Scum you dog" you'd say "no"???

They're upper middle-class Poms, they're duty bound to be filthy between the sheets.
Especially the skinny one.

Darkman

23rd June 2006, 21:46

Well..Lorraine has made the final. Good on her. She now needs all the votes she can get to win. So come on then..Vote Lorraine!

"For those that don't don't know(my overseas friends), we have made the FINAL!!!!!!!!!
Now I can really make some money for the Child Cancer Foundation.
I want to sincerely express my thanks to all of you who have been voting for Aaron and I. We couldn't have done it without you.
But this week is the biggie!, so please get voting
TEXT LORRAINE TO 8981 OR PHONE 0900 89 817
Thanking you all once again

Love Lorraine"

Dafe

23rd June 2006, 22:00

Darkman

23rd June 2006, 22:08

There was a poll done on the radio today in Wellington, dunno what station but it had Nick Tansley running the poll.
Turned out Beetroot Fauaumoiaeniona won by 66 percent.
I'm sitting on the fence, coz whenever I pick a side, they lose!
I'm still pissed about Reuban beating Clay.

thats why we all should vote..never know what could happen. Let the biker community stand behind her and let the better dancer win this year. If we all support her we might get her out to do a toy run for the kids!

Smokin

24th June 2006, 12:18

thats why we all should vote..never know what could happen. Let the biker community stand behind her and let the better dancer win this year. If we all support her we might get her out to do a toy run for the kids!

If she's going to do a toy run then she gets my vote :rockon: . still havnt seen the dancing show yet tho.

merv

25th June 2006, 22:41

Well she did it. I wasn't sure if her support would be bigger than Beatrice's but she certainly won the dance competition and in the end the public vote.

Good on you Lorraine.

Darkman

25th June 2006, 23:20

Big thanks to everyone who voted!!!! Cheers!

Dafe

25th June 2006, 23:21

Sweet! Another hard night for Nadine then........

Sounded like she was the best dancer from what I heard.
I never saw a glimpse of the entire show so wouldn't really know.

Darkman

25th June 2006, 23:26

Sweet! Another hard night for Nadine then........

Sounded like she was the best dancer from what I heard.
I never saw a glimpse of the entire show so wouldn't really know.

yeah shes out with some friends supporting Lorraine...sleeping alone tonight. Glad its over ...can get my wife back now!

Pixie

28th June 2006, 11:07

Well she did it. I wasn't sure if her support would be bigger than Beatrice's but she certainly won the dance competition and in the end the public vote.

Good on you Lorraine.
The bookies were giving 3 to 1 odds on Beatrice Hippopotamina winning and 20 to 1 on Loraine "because of her beauty"
Only in this fucked up country is beauty a disadvantage

Fishy

28th June 2006, 11:32

The bookies were giving 3 to 1 odds on Beatrice Hippopotamina winning and 20 to 1 on Loraine "because of her beauty"
Only in this fucked up country is beauty a disadvantage

I bet the odds would have been Lorraines favour if she accidentally popped her tits out of her dress during the round before the finals.