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Mrs Busa Pete
20th June 2006, 16:51
I have put my aprilia 125 on trademe some of the questions.
1 What cc rating is this bike (read the bloody heading)
2 how fast can it go and is it good for long distance travel ( it's a bloody 125 what do you think)
Rant over

Mrs busa pete

bane
20th June 2006, 16:55
I have put my aprilia 125 on trademe some of the questions.


Yep, as SARGE has said, NZ has its fair share....
(im sure you could come up with some interesting answers though)... go on have some fun!
Good luck with the sale.

Squeak the Rat
20th June 2006, 16:56
Are you going to answer them?

Trouble is if you're too abusive, sarcastic or patronising it might put people off. And if you have unanswered questions people think your hiding something....

Good luck on the sale, and fair enough rant too..... morons :)

ZeroIndex
20th June 2006, 17:00
I have put my aprilia 125 on trademe some of the questions.
1 What cc rating is this bike (read the bloody heading)
2 how fast can it go and is it good for long distance travel ( it's a bloody 125 what do you think)
Rant over

Mrs busa pete
what reserve are you looking for? what's the main reason for selling?

PS. and your listing does say "any questions" ..that includes silly questions..

Maha
20th June 2006, 17:05
I have put my aprilia 125 on trademe some of the questions.
1 What cc rating is this bike (read the bloody heading)
2 how fast can it go and is it good for long distance travel ( it's a bloody 125 what do you think)
Rant over

Mrs busa pete
What colour is it?.....:confused:
Has it been droped?.....:blip:
Do you have panniers for it?......:innocent:

Madness
20th June 2006, 17:20
Is it manual or automatic?

Electric start?

I weigh 24 stone and am 7 foot tall. Will this bike suit my needs?

ZeroIndex
20th June 2006, 17:20
What colour is it?.....:confused:
Has it been droped?.....:blip:
Do you have panniers for it?......:innocent:
http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=60610075

Jantar
20th June 2006, 17:24
I have put my aprilia 125 on trademe some of the questions.
1 What cc rating is this bike (read the bloody heading)
2 how fast can it go and is it good for long distance travel ( it's a bloody 125 what do you think)
Rant over

Mrs busa pete

Is it suitable for rounding up the sheep?
How steep a hill will it climb?

ZeroIndex
20th June 2006, 17:26
Is it suitable for rounding up the sheep?
How steep a hill will it climb?
hahaha, classic

fozz rock
20th June 2006, 17:29
Just had a look at "sellers other listings"
if i buy bike can i get
two cat figurines and one dog figurine for free????

Mental Trousers
20th June 2006, 17:31
Just answer the stupid questions with seller is unable to answer this question as they are too busy laughing - sellers partner

The_Dover
20th June 2006, 17:33
Is that your womens clothing Pete?

I always thought you were more of a mini skirt and boob tube man.

Maha
20th June 2006, 17:36
http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=60610075
Dude?..........I know the bike and was helping with the silly questions like everybody else.................:nya:

ZeroIndex
20th June 2006, 17:44
Dude?..........I know the bike and was helping with the silly questions like everybody else.................:nya:
i know the bike too.. but yeah, i found the continued silly questions quite funny..

cowboyz
20th June 2006, 17:46
I dont think how fast does it go and does it go well on the open road are not dumb questions are they?

Mrs Busa Pete
20th June 2006, 17:47
What colour is it?.....:confused:
Has it been droped?.....:blip:
Do you have panniers for it?......:innocent:
pink with purple flowers
no
no it has some really big man bags that are blue:nya:

slowpoke
20th June 2006, 18:06
That's the whole attraction with Trademe: 1) you get to dream about stuff you can't afford and 2) you get to laugh at all the tosspots asking stoopid questions.
I have to admit to wanting to get rid of a whole heap of parts but I just can't be shagged putting up with the crap that goes with selling them. No doubt poverty will win out at the cost to my sanity.

Street Gerbil
20th June 2006, 18:06
If I BIN, how much would you charge for shipping to Raleigh, North Carolina? Can we meet halfway?

Mrs Busa Pete
20th June 2006, 18:13
If I BIN, how much would you charge for shipping to Raleigh, North Carolina? Can we meet halfway?
If you bin 3700.
and i will meet you half way at your exspence

Ixion
20th June 2006, 18:15
I am intrzd n ur bike. Wood u b keen 4 a strait swap 4 1984 phat Corolla wiv heapz of stikerz. Can u plz post ur cell coz I wood like 2 test ride it. Coud I pay it off @ $40 a week?

Mrs Busa Pete
20th June 2006, 18:17
Is it manual or automatic?

Electric start?

I weigh 24 stone and am 7 foot tall. Will this bike suit my needs?

Hi it is automatic
Electric start
This bike would be great for you and you can have it real cheap as well.

Mrs Busa Pete
20th June 2006, 18:19
Is it suitable for rounding up the sheep?
How steep a hill will it climb?

sure is and you could even round up the cows on it as well
and if you hold a piece of string straight up it would get up that as well

Madness
20th June 2006, 18:21
This bike would be great for you and you can have it real cheap as well.

Great!! Will it outrun a ZX-14R or Hayabusa? I'm very keen (p.t) but think I'd rather have a 2-stroke.

Mrs Busa Pete
20th June 2006, 18:22
Just had a look at "sellers other listings"
if i buy bike can i get
two cat figurines and one dog figurine for free????

No they where my grandmothers and she left me those as an inheritance towards my new house.
but you would be getting a bloody good buy with the bike.( please note cats and dog do have bids)

Mrs Busa Pete
20th June 2006, 18:25
Is that your womens clothing Pete?

I always thought you were more of a mini skirt and boob tube man.

Well we waited for you to come and pick them up when you said that you wanted them and when you didn't come we decide to sell them so if you want them now you will have to bid.

paturoa
20th June 2006, 18:39
If I sent you a bankers cheque from some obscure (sp?) french bank in Africa for a squillion dollars will you please just take the asking price and direct transfer the balance back to me?

SwanTiger
20th June 2006, 19:14
I am intrzd n ur bike. Wood u b keen 4 a strait swap 4 1984 phat Corolla wiv heapz of stikerz. Can u plz post ur cell coz I wood like 2 test ride it. Coud I pay it off @ $40 a week?

:laugh: You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Ixion again.

Mrs Busa Pete
20th June 2006, 19:16
If I sent you a bankers cheque from some obscure (sp?) french bank in Africa for a squillion dollars will you please just take the asking price and direct transfer the balance back to me?

No problem as we live in the country it probley take me 3 weeks to get to do that.

paturoa
20th June 2006, 19:19
No problem as we live in the country it probley take me 3 weeks to get to do that.

Thats no good my scam will be exposed by then....

Mrs Busa Pete
20th June 2006, 19:22
Thats no good my scam will be exposed by then....

Bugger better luck next time

The_Dover
20th June 2006, 23:51
Well we waited for you to come and pick them up when you said that you wanted them and when you didn't come we decide to sell them so if you want them now you will have to bid.

Sorry mate, I didn't realise how much those fishnets would chafe on the pushie, so I turned back at Albany.

marty
21st June 2006, 00:09
on a serious note though. that is a fucking cool bike! would look great as a run about next to the busa.....