Vampire blood

[Flyingpony]

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night, face all covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.

Pretty soon all the other bats smelt the blood and began hassling him about where he got it.

He told them to nick off and let him get some sleep, but they persisted until he finally gave in.

"OK, follow me", he said, and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him.

Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a huge forest of trees.

Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him, tongues hanging out for blood.

"Do you see that large oak tree over there?" he asked.

"YES, YES, YES!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.

"Good!" said the vampire bat, "Because I didn't!."

[placidfemme]

lol bats are blind arn't they?

[WRT]

Dont ruin a perfectly good joke with logic!

[Beemer]

I like it!

[placidfemme]

Dont ruin a perfectly good joke with logic!

lol I thought it was a good joke too... but still

[Wasp]

i dont get it =/

[Darryboy]

Just for placidfemme you could say "Do you hear that large oak tree over there?":blah:

[Sniper]

lol bats are blind arn't they?
No :nya: .........

[placidfemme]

Just for placidfemme you could say "Do you hear that large oak tree over there?":blah:

lol thank you :) :rockon:

I thought they used sonic vibrations or something...

*didn't pay too much attention at school when they were talking about bats*

[Sniper]

lol thank you :) :rockon:

I thought they used sonic vibrations or something...

*didn't pay too much attention at school when they were talking about bats*

They use a sort of bat radar, but all bats can see, some just cant see very well.

[placidfemme]

They use a sort of bat radar, but all bats can see, some just cant see very well.

oh... well that explains why batman isn't blind

[Flyingpony]

i dont get it =/
Bats fly at night and navigate using sounds (like a radar) to tell them what objects are nearby them etc, they don't use their eyes.

[Wasp]

I know that (duh), just the only reason that i can see why the other bats said "YES, YES, YES" is beacause they were excited - and this doesnt exactly seem funny to me.

mabye i just need to loosen up eh?