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Krayy
26th June 2006, 11:04
Okay, time for some serious earning potential by reserving some winter related IP (Intellectual Property) before one of you stealing bastards gets in first.

I hereby register the following trademark quotes:

"F**k me, it's cold" - and variations including "It's f**king cold", "F-f-f-f-f-f-********k........it's-s-s s-s-s-s-s-s-s-o c-c-c-c-c-o-l-l-l-d-d-d-d-d-d"

And the ever popular:
"Arrrrgh....My nuts/tits have frozen off!!!!" and variations.

.01c each time you use them please, donated to SpankMe to keep Kiwibiker running :yes:
kickingzebra
26th June 2006, 11:27
Hahaha. What about wind related cold statements?

Eg The wind is cutting my testes in half???
Do these count?
bobsmith
26th June 2006, 11:36
well in that case I'm gonna register

"I'm going to rip your arms off and beat you to death with them"

or any similar varients such as:

"I'm going to rip your legs off and stick them up your ass"

etc....

I think because of their "original" nature people should pay $0.10 every time they use them.
Swoop
26th June 2006, 11:47
well in that case I'm gonna register

"I'm going to rip your arms off and beat you to death with them"

or any similar varients such as:

"I'm going to rip your legs off and stick them up your ass"

etc....
I believe Sarge already has copyright on them...
bobsmith
26th June 2006, 11:48
Damn it you gotta give it to them, the american's always think of it first.....
chickenfunkstar
26th June 2006, 11:54
You're not the guy who holds US Patent No. 6,080,436 or No. 6,004,596 are you?

That guy's on to something.
TerminalAddict
26th June 2006, 13:24
mmmmm toast
blacksheep
26th June 2006, 13:34
how about my nipples are so cold you could cut glass with them,or have you got the patent on that too!!
Krayy
26th June 2006, 13:56
how about my nipples are so cold you could cut glass with them,or have you got the patent on that too!!
Not only would i pay to say that, but I'd give a bonus to watch you do it!!!
Krayy
26th June 2006, 14:11
You're not the guy who holds US Patent No. 6,080,436 or No. 6,004,596 are you?

That guy's on to something.
Bugger...I had PB&J on toast this morning, so I'll have to pay double :gob:
blacksheep
26th June 2006, 15:41
it obviously works better when a lady says it,in hindsight!
Wolf
26th June 2006, 16:49
Damn it you gotta give it to them, the american's always think of it first.....
Everything except pavlovas and jet boats...

[Edit] Oh that's right, they just claim they did... :devil2: