And he got away with it!

[BeakerRAT]

To the rider of the Gixxer heading up the northern motorway by Dairy Flat @ 11pm,

You lucky, lucky bugger – not too often do you get away with pulling not one but two wheelies in-front of a bike cop!:gob:

[NC]

What a dude :rockon:

[u4ea]

will probably get wrapped over the knuckles for this but what a dood for sure!!!!!!!!!:rockon: :yes: one for the rebels out there:innocent:

[R6_kid]

hmmm... ever heard of remembering numer plates?

or

Are you the said cop and have decided to let him off?

[BeakerRAT]

hmmm... ever heard of remembering numer plates?

or

Are you the said cop and have decided to let him off?


The rider slowed right down after the cop passed, and no I'm not the cop. Sorry I didn't get the number plates, I was waiting for the light show that didn't happen???

[Korea]

hmmm... ever heard of remembering numer plates?

Can't see them if the bike is at 12 O'clock now, can they? :devil2:

[Insanity_rules]

Man that dude has big church bells! We live in his world for that kind of bravery.

[The_Dover]

Why thank you. I'm glad you enjoyed the show.

[onearmedbandit]

Saw a friend driving to work this morning who I haven't caught up with for a while. We were travelling down a one way two lane street, so I saw an opportunity to pass him on the back wheel. Unfortunately I didn't see the opportunity to also pass a mufti car with 3 policeman in it!!

I pulled over to talk to my friend and watched the police roll pass. Luckily they were not interested in me. Time to buy a lotto ticket.

[sAsLEX]

I pulled over to talk to my friend and watched the police roll pass. Luckily they were not interested in me. Time to buy a lotto ticket.


Prob weren't ex MOT snakes with something sharp up their buts and enjoyed the show!

[Ixion]

Apropos of which, there should be a word especially to describe how you feel when you have been doing something rather naughty, and then see, in your mirrors, those flashing blue and red lights coming up from behind. And the thoughts as you slow down to pull over - how much? How many demerits? shit how do I get the bike home if I get suspended? - and then the lights race on past you!

Relief is such an *inadequate* word!

[Devil]

That one is normally "do I try using the hose, or just throw them out and buy a new pair"

[outlawtorn]

i really don't understand why some people taunt the police like that, the cops are here for a reason, sure you get some real arseholes, but you get some good cops too (Like the ones on KB).

Pull a million fucking wheelies and stoppies, but do it somewhere quiet and controlled, leave it off the roads, every chase that happens has the potential to end in either the death of the rider, or the death os someone else as a result of the rider. I've personally been involved in a chase between a cop car and 3 HD's on highway 17 going north, it was fucking scary because I had my wife and 2 kids in the car with me, :angry: and the last thing I would want is a HD slamming into my car.

[WINJA]

Why thank you. I'm glad you enjoyed the show.
I KNOW IT DEFINEATLY WASNT YOU

[WINJA]

The fastest riders out there are the ones who know they are good and dont have anything to prove.
NOW THATS A CROCK OF SHIT , WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET YOUR DATA FROM CAUSE IVE GOT FIRST HAND EVIDENCE THAT SAYS YOUR A FUCKEN LIAR , A LIEING PIG THERES SOMETHING NEW

[The_Dover]

That wasn't the tigerblade in Nmkt that got mown down by the pigs was it?

[NC]

It was a brand new one.
What colour?

[The_Dover]

It was a brand new one.

Dickhead deserved it then.

Imagine buying a brand new direblade when there are JJJJJJixxer K6's in the showrooms??

[NC]

It was red + black
Did it have an aftermarket pipe?

[loosebruce]

I doubt either cop bike or the breakerrat got a number plate of the said rider!

And those BMW's (and the Honda's for that fact) aren't all that quick, with all the crap they have to carry, FFS the BMW is close to 450kg! The Honda hauls off the line a bit better but the BMW has better top end over the old ST. A Gixxer murders them both.

[BeakerRAT]

i really don't understand why some people taunt the police like that, the cops are here for a reason, sure you get some real arseholes, but you get some good cops too (Like the ones on KB).

I don't think the rider realised there was a cop behind him / her. Certainly realised that they'd been a bit naughty when the cop pulled alongside. :nono: Slowed right down........ I'd say it was a fairly sedate ride for the rest of the journey - so lesson learnt I guess.:mellow:

[loosebruce]

Are you sure? ive talked to heaps of bike cops who reckon the beamer is slower all around. The st is a v4 isnt it? the beamer is a horizontal twin.

They are big heavy brutes but they arent used by the Police specifically to use against other bikes.

Yea i was chatting to one of the boys (well he was prolly in his his 50's maori joker, nice guy) and he reckon the honda was a bit lighter and easier to get going but the beamer had a better top end, i think if we're talking handling they are both going to be pretty crap at the end of the day. He reckoned the beamer lost it weight once you're going but when you lean it haha, he reckoned it wouldn't pull wheelies either and wouldnt let me try.
Yea i realise they aren't to haul up bikers, they sure help though getting through traffic and stuff, but fuck that beamers a wide bitch.

[Two Smoker]

Wasnt a blue and white K5 was it??? And 11pm on the Northern is a pretty good time (and safe place) too pull wheelies imho...

[The_Dover]

Yeah Cocksmoker, Dairy Flat is in west auckland.

[loosebruce]

Yeah they are huge, its quite funny though cause of the bike cops at central one has a busa, one a svthou, and one a blackbird.

The thing about the beamer is you can ride it all day on patrol without your ass feeling like a concrete block at the end of the day.

The heated seats on the new model beamer is a little bit too pofterish for me though!

Heated Seats WTF! Mind you if was fookin chilly the other night and i was only pulling a wheelie to keep the wind off me :innocent:

I'd ride my Jixxer all day sore arse or not if i could take that out on patrol (if i was a cop), fuckn aye no mutha f#%^$% will get away then, quota in less than an hour or your money back!!!!

[loosebruce]

Wasnt a blue and white K5 was it??? And 11pm on the Norwestern is a pretty good time (and safe place) too pull wheelies imho...

Yes and No Chris, you see Eagle buzzes that area quite a bit, busting P labs n all sorts of shit, also spends alot of time of Glenn Innes and it's not that far away from the city, espeshlly on Fri/Sat nights they're everywhere, not wise doin anything on those nights down the NW or any motorway.
I dont care what anyone says, once Eagles got ya, ya fucked. Has been stories of bikes out running eagle round the Huaraki but eagle dont get down that way much (i think) 2 an 1/2 hour flight time i think it's good for, even less if it's going for it, prolly the only ones who have gotten away from Eagle are the lucky ones where it needs to land soon for a refuel and cant carry on the chase! There'd be few lucky ones though.

[RT527]

Has been stories of bikes out running eagle round the Huaraki but eagle dont get down that way much (i think) 2 an 1/2 hour flight time i think it's good for, even less if it's going for it.

It only takes westpac rescue chopper between 14 and 16 mins if i remember to get to the hauraki plains. so depending on how long they been flying for, yeah i guess they would have to abandon the chase, but the can always call ahead for ground units to try and take up the chase, lets face it a bike going flat out is gonna chew through his gas and would prolly run out of gas real fast. so dont count on them not getting you.

[RT527]

only using the westpac rescue as an example , bearing in mind that the rescue chopper is a MBB/Kawasaki Bk 117, which is twin engined as well , and the eagle is a twin engine Aerospatiale AS355 Twinstar aircraft.The primary use of the aircraft is as an airborne observation platform. From their vantage point in the sky the crew are able to readily coordinate the operations of ground units. This is particularly valuable where police are chasing offenders, either on foot or in vehicles. Once the aircrew have visual contact with the fugitive they are able to direct ground units into position to make an arrest.

[Madness]

The st is a v4 isnt it? the beamer is a horizontal twin. They are big heavy brutes but they arent used by the Police specifically to use against other bikes.
Better off using multiple patrol cars with nudge-bars etc. eh?


The heated seats on the new model beamer is a little bit too pofterish for me though!
Ya wouldn't want to dismount on cold days to write tickets! I wouldn't anyway :scooter:

[madboy]

Such a shame Eagle hasn't landed in Wellington. I'd still like to see a bike v chopper, or bike v bike. Having seen a few cars push themselves pretty hard (spinning out, cutting up cars, speeding into oncoming traffic, blowing intersections at high speed), I'd be wondering just how far the fuzz would go on bikes. Probably further that I would I suspect. Personally I'm not dying to get outta trouble.

[WINJA]

Such a shame Eagle hasn't landed in Wellington. I'd still like to see a bike v chopper, or bike v bike. Having seen a few cars push themselves pretty hard (spinning out, cutting up cars, speeding into oncoming traffic, blowing intersections at high speed), I'd be wondering just how far the fuzz would go on bikes. Probably further that I would I suspect. Personally I'm not dying to get outta trouble.
ID LIKE TO SEE THE EAGLE LAND IN SPAGHETTI JUNCTION AGAIN , TWAS A LOVELY DAY

[Jamezo]

fuk..i honestly cant think of a reply to that.
Can you elucidate for us non-Aucklanders?

[Patrick]

Hopefully it would land on Winja...I hear he's a fat fuck and could be confused as a landing pad:nya:

[scumdog]

Hopefully it would land on Winja...I hear he's a fat fuck and could be confused as a landing pad:nya:

His twin was in it and the weight dragged it down.....

[WINJA]

His twin was in it and the weight dragged it down.....
NICE , 3 LITTLE PIGGYS GETTING SHITTYOVER THE 3 PIGS THAT COULDNT FLY, BOY THERE WAS A STRONG SMELL OF BACON THAT DAY .
IF THE PIGS HAD 1 CHOPPER AND THEY CRASHED IT THEN THATS A 100% CRASH RATE SURELY THE UNRESPONSIBLE CUNTS SHOULDNT GET ANOTHER ONE

[WINJA]

Can you elucidate for us non-Aucklanders?
THE PIGS WERE PLAYING SILLY BUGGERS IN THEIR CHOPPER AND HIT ANOTHER PLANE ABOVE SPAGHETTI JUNCTION AND LANDED IN A FLAMING HEAP ON AND AROUND THE MOTORWAY , I WAS ONE OF THE FIRST LOOTERS ON THE SCENE

[WINJA]

Nobody knows whose fault it is.
OF CAUSE IT WAS THE PIGS FAULT THE CHANGED DIRECTION ERATICALLY CAUSE THEY WERE CONCENTRATING ON WHATS ON THE GROUND NOT WHATS IN THE AIR, DUMB ARSES PUT HOW MANY CIVILIAN LIVES AT RISK FOR THE SAKE OF ONE STOLEN CAR

[Finn]

I saw that happen. I was moving office top of Symonds St and was outside with a moving truck. One of the drivers pointed saying that's close, I look up and bang. Shit falling out of the sky everywhere. A piece of the rotor went through a building next door. They were a competitor so I was hoping it would have taken some of them out but no such luck. I found a seat belt clip and forgot to hand it in. I still have it somewhere. I ran up the over bridge to have a look and saw the wreckage with burnng bodies.

A few months later I was working on a Sat and went out to get something to eat and heard screaming at that Jewish cemetary. This chick comes running out pointing at a dead person. It was that hooker that got stabbed. I went up to have a look just as the cops turned up. Fuck did get questioned. They asked if I knew the hooker and I had to ask them to turn her over just in case. They didn't get the joke.

[Finn]

It only takes westpac rescue chopper between 14 and 16 mins if i remember to get to the hauraki plains.

Speak of the devil. Just landed next to my office.

[WINJA]

Know they dont you muppet, the pilot flies the chopper and the three guys in the back look down. They have IR/CCTV+zoom/night sight operator, maps coordinator who tells the pilot where to fly and the third guy is the radio operator. The Pilot isnt the guy who is looking down all the time.

In any case its a tragedy and your pretty low to mock them and find it funny.
ITS PRETTY FUCKEN OBVIOUS THE PILOT WAS LOOKING THE WRONG WAY CAUSE THE TAXPAYER HAD TO PAY UP FOR ANOTHER HELICOPTER, PIGS SHOULDNT HAVE CHOPPERS WHAT IF THEY LAND ON A BUS FULL OF KIDS NEXT TIME, JUST LET THE FUCKEN STOLEN CAR GO ITS JUST A CAR , SO WHAT IF SOMEONE ROBS A BANK ITS ONLY SOME FILTHY BIG CORPORATIONS MONEY AT LEAST WHEN A BANK GETS ROBBED THE MONEY GETS PUT BACK INTO THE LOCAL ECONOMY RATHER THAN BEING SPOUNGED OFF OVERSEAS.

[GIXser]

I KNOW IT DEFINEATLY WASNT YOU

i second that , homo's cant wheelie...

[The_Dover]

I dunno, I say some lardy queer on a custard up north one day doing a few monos.

And I'm sure I saw Sete Gibernau pull one or two in his time ;)

[scumdog]

ITS PRETTY FUCKEN OBVIOUS THE PILOT WAS LOOKING THE WRONG WAY CAUSE THE TAXPAYER HAD TO PAY UP FOR ANOTHER HELICOPTER, PIGS SHOULDNT HAVE CHOPPERS WHAT IF THEY LAND ON A BUS FULL OF KIDS NEXT TIME, JUST LET THE FUCKEN STOLEN CAR GO ITS JUST A CAR , SO WHAT IF SOMEONE ROBS A BANK ITS ONLY SOME FILTHY BIG CORPORATIONS MONEY AT LEAST WHEN A BANK GETS ROBBED THE MONEY GETS PUT BACK INTO THE LOCAL ECONOMY RATHER THAN BEING SPOUNGED OFF OVERSEAS.

Since you seem to know what is wrong/has gone wrong with everything maybe you should take on a position as "Chief Fixer-upper of Fuck-ups Before they Happen"

20-20 hindsight can be achieved by anybody that can fog a mirror so it might just exceed your abilities??

[Patrick]

Geez WINJA, make your mind up... you bleet constantly about wanting cops out there catching real crims, just like Eagle does... and continues to do so.

For the record... the causes are known. The traffic spotter plane had low wings on his plane, under the cab type, not the over the cabin roof types. He was on his own so had no "spotters." He was trying to look around the wings which were obstructing his view of the motorway traffic jam and didn't see the helecopter in front of him. He hit a rotor blade, the rotor came off and sliced off the tail.

The rest is obvious.

The plane pilot and chopper pilot were not cops, so WINJA, where does that leave you about cops playing with their toys etc:zzzz: :yawn: :tugger: ?

Interesting claim about the stolen car tho... the traffic buildup on the motorway was due to a minor fender bender crash, the chopper just happened along and was hovering to call it in, to get someone on to it to get the rush hour parking moving again.

The plane pilot was well known to the crew of Eagle and Police, which is why Police also attended his funeral as well.

I do hope nothing ever happens to any of your friends and family WINJA, coz I am like that and wish ya well. Just wouldn't give you the steam off my shit is all.... :finger:

If it does happen, I'm sure you will let them know your real thoughts on them when they arrive to help? :whistle:

Yeah, riiiiiight.....

[WINJA]

Geez WINJA, make your mind up... you bleet constantly about wanting cops out there catching real crims, just like Eagle does... and continues to do so.

For the record... the causes are known. The traffic spotter plane had low wings on his plane, under the cab type, not the over the cabin roof types. He was on his own so had no "spotters." He was trying to look around the wings which were obstructing his view of the motorway traffic jam and didn't see the helecopter in front of him. He hit a rotor blade, the rotor came off and sliced off the tail.

The rest is obvious.

The plane pilot and chopper pilot were not cops, so WINJA, where does that leave you about cops playing with their toys etc:zzzz: :yawn: :tugger: ?

Interesting claim about the stolen car tho... the traffic buildup on the motorway was due to a minor fender bender crash, the chopper just happened along and was hovering to call it in, to get someone on to it to get the rush hour parking moving again.

The plane pilot was well known to the crew of Eagle and Police, which is why Police also attended his funeral as well.

I do hope nothing ever happens to any of your friends and family WINJA, coz I am like that and wish ya well. Just wouldn't give you the steam off my shit is all.... :finger:

If it does happen, I'm sure you will let them know your real thoughts on them when they arrive to help? :whistle:

Yeah, riiiiiight.....
NOT TURNING UP TO BURGS AND REAL CRIME IS THE NZ PIGS SPECIALTY YET YOU STUPID CUNTS WILL RECKLESSLY CHASE VEHICLES STOLEN OR OTHERWISE TILL SOMEONE DIES OR GETS HURT FUCKEN USELESS COWBOYS , I KNOW WHEN IT COMES TO MY SAFETY AND PROPERTY I GOTTA TAKE CARE OF IT MYSELF , DONT BLAME ME FOR MY ATTITUDE YOUR OWN STATS AND TRACK RECORD LETS US ALL KNOW YOU PIGS SUCK ARSE

[Patrick]

NOT TURNING UP TO BURGS AND REAL CRIME IS THE NZ PIGS SPECIALTY YET YOU STUPID CUNTS WILL RECKLESSLY CHASE VEHICLES STOLEN OR OTHERWISE TILL SOMEONE DIES OR GETS HURT FUCKEN USELESS COWBOYS , I KNOW WHEN IT COMES TO MY SAFETY AND PROPERTY I GOTTA TAKE CARE OF IT MYSELF , DONT BLAME ME FOR MY ATTITUDE YOUR OWN STATS AND TRACK RECORD LETS US ALL KNOW YOU PIGS SUCK ARSE

Crime in progress gets priority, burglaries are over and done with bar the paperwork. (That is... they have been and gone, can't get there just yet, gotta go to the armed offender job/violent domestic/Burglars on job that is happening NOW... might take some time but it will happen...) but I'm sure you know that.

Staffing levels clearly haven't got any better still. Nothing gets overlooked down these parts, even go to letterbox damage and alarm activations... I know you know what happens to those types of jobs in Auckland?

My own stats? What would they be? How many Burglars have I caught? How many chases have I been in that have ended up in crashes? How many 111kmph tickets have I issued? You know me so well... yet you know so much more about shit and clay... or do you know the difference?

Only the disgruntled few have your attitude. I guess you've been locked up a few times and didn't like being the mama or the papa...(or perhaps you did???). Still rate highly in the trusted occupation stakes, behind nurses and firemen, but its always been that way...

You mention arse sucking a lot... you might have a future in haemmorhoid removal.

[spudchucka]

Don't waste your breath boys and familiarise yourselves with the ignore function.

Winja is a total retard and simply not worth the effort it takes to punch the keys in reply to his ramblings.

yes winjy, my mums fine, thanks for asking. And I have a bike now too so..:shake:

[Patrick]

Only seeing if he has an "Intelligent" reply... Yeah right!!!

I've never met him, never done him any wrong, and knowing what I am actually like, I've probably actually done him a favour somewhere sometime in or out of work... yet he chooses to say I am what he thinks I am.

It's probably been done before and correct me if I am wrong, it makes no difference? He's a very brave little boy hiding behind anonymity....

[GR81]

mmm Winja... who killed JFK? ive been wanting to know for a while now

[The_Dover]

James Bond did.

I think. Or I may have just been too stoned while I was watching From Russia With Love.

[WINJA]

mmm Winja... who killed JFK? ive been wanting to know for a while nowHE KILLED HIMSELF

[spudchucka]

OI! Ambo's came first in that last year, we finally beat the fireman at the most trusted job!
So how come your punters keep on assaulting your guys & gals?

[Patrick]

OI! Ambo's came first in that last year, we finally beat the fireman at the most trusted job!
Who the fuck would trust a firey anyway, there all dodgy bastards.

Yoo know until the Apple and Pear board was dissolved a few years back, and a few powers stripped from immigration, the Fire service are now the only people allowed to enter a premises without permission or warrant.

Oops, sorry Speedos... I stand corrected... Ambos do COME first before fireys and nurses I believe. Hope your Mrs isn't a nurse...:doh:

[Patrick]

HE KILLED HIMSELF

Now "That" was actually funny...

[Patrick]

So how come your punters keep on assaulting your guys & gals?

Must be because they are so well liked, just like us...

"We luff yous, we pash you, we pash you in the head..."

[spudchucka]

Must be because they are so well liked, just like us...

"We luff yous, we pash you, we pash you in the head..."
Like the ambo that said to the Samoan man who was bent over coughing, "Are you choking"? and the Man said back, "No! I'm fucken serious"!

[zeRax]

lmao, samoans are so stupid

[WINJA]

lmao, samoans are so stupid
NO THEIR NOT , JUST MISSUNDERSTOOD , THERE LOTSA STORIES AROUND ABOUT SAMOANS HERES MINE .
I WAS A FIRST AIDER AT A COMPANY A SAMOAN DUDE CUT HIMSELF , IT WAS BLEEDING HEAPS I ASKED 'ARE YOU A HAEMOPHELIAC?(DID I SPELL IT RIGHT ?THE PEOPLE THAT KEEP BLEEDING)
' HIS REPLY 'SHUT UP I HAFE A GIRLFRIENDS'

[zeRax]

:rofl: :lol: