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Lazy7
27th June 2006, 09:28
Scenario:
You are riding a bike at a constant speed.
On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you.
In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your bike and you cannot overtake it.
Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.
Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also travelling at the same speed as you.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?







Answer:
Get off the children's "Merry-Go-Round" idiot, you're pissed.

Qkkid
27th June 2006, 10:23
:blip: you think ya funny man eh fella:doobey:

T.W.R
27th June 2006, 10:37
read a wee bit like a mushie trip :lol:

the heading suggested L7 had found the bikers best friend, intuition:msn-wink: but nah the contents seem chemically induced :slap: :oi-grr:

Edbear
27th June 2006, 18:44
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?



What's dangerous about it?:second:

bladez
27th June 2006, 18:54
:rofl: :rofl: so is that why the cops could catch me without moving :bye:

_Gina_
30th June 2006, 10:38
Scenario:

You are driving in a car at a constant speed.

On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you.

In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it.

Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.

Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also travelling at the same speed as you.









What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?





















Answer:

Get off the children's "Merry-Go-Round", you're drunk

skelstar
30th June 2006, 10:59
I dont normally do this but snap

_Gina_
30th June 2006, 11:11
oops, my bad!

Can I blame my cut finger and sling?


G

Colapop
30th June 2006, 14:02
Ahh the mention of blood or injuries and along comes Speedy!!

_Gina_
30th June 2006, 15:21
ohh how did you hurt your widdle fingy wingy?? diddims
And I thought you loved me.....:cry:

I cut my left hand little finger on the underside right in the bend (a flap cut)
Must've nicked a small vein.

Was taking out the rubbish when I did it....went inside, thought well that's decent, but I am hard! Stuck a sticky plaster on it and drove down the road about 1km before blood was running everywhere...

Never mind, it's big enough for a stitch or two, but the skin is too thin, so a pressure bandage and a sling it is.


Thanks for caring though ;)

How U doin'?
:blip:


and yes, this took a while to type with one hand!

_Gina_
30th June 2006, 15:53
Thats me , The First to Care.... (Where have I seen that before??)






I am always having to type with one hand doll.

In actual fact - the only one on this site to care about my fingy :yes:

Colapop
30th June 2006, 16:31
In actual fact - the only one on this site to care about my fingy :yes:
I care!! I just didn't know...


Didn't get this job either!

Squeak the Rat
30th June 2006, 16:41
Situational Awareness??? I didn't see that coming.......

Beemer
14th July 2006, 11:59
Situational Awareness



Scenario:

You are driving in a car at a constant speed.

On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you.

In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it.

Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.

Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also travelling at the same speed as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

Answer:






Get off the children's Merry-Go-Round, you're pissed.

Quartida
16th July 2006, 01:26
ROFL :rofl:

MyGSXF
29th May 2007, 21:26
Scenario:



You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you.



In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?







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Answer:

Get off the children's Merry-Go-Round, you're pissed

:drinknsin

skidMark
29th May 2007, 21:29
in real life..... i wouldve speed up a bit...hit the pig really hard.... push the pig into the helicopter....

the helicopter crashes......

then the firetruck must go back to put the fire out...

then i own the road again.

Colapop
29th May 2007, 21:35
You're all going at the same speed ... what's the problem?

Edbear
29th May 2007, 21:36
I wuz gonna ask, "What highly dangerous situation?" Sounds a breeze compared to normal Auckland traffic...!:sunny:

Okay, I'll get off the merry-go-round...! (Man can't have any fun these days...):bye:

Jerms
29th May 2007, 21:55
Come on Jen, better jokes please...:zzzz:

HDTboy
29th May 2007, 22:51
Repost!!!!!

Disco Dan
29th May 2007, 23:24
What song is playing on this merry-go-round?

scumdog
29th May 2007, 23:29
Come on Jen, better jokes please...:zzzz:

C'mon girl, I'm a tad sensitive about 'pig' comments!!

0arbreaka
30th May 2007, 00:19
brings back memories of my "adventurous" stage of my youth......

avgas
30th May 2007, 00:29
keep going till ya fall off. Merry go rounds are awesome fun

MyGSXF
30th May 2007, 00:39
C'mon girl, I'm a tad sensitive about 'pig' comments!!

Sawwwry Pa.. :innocent: I still wuvs ya!! :love:
xx

howdamnhard
30th May 2007, 00:48
What Colapop said.:yes:

Disco Dan
30th May 2007, 01:00
What Colapop said.:yes:

You coming along tomorrow? I got a special yellow vest for ya! ;) hehe

<G>
30th May 2007, 13:24
Wake up...sounds like a nightmare to me.