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SPORK
27th June 2006, 18:01
Town N Country, Florida – A woman is in stable condition after being ejected through the sunroof of her SUV during an accident.

Thirty-seven-year-old Ruth Matthews told paramedics that another vehicle cut her off in traffic, and she took evasive action to avoid a crash. Her Isuzu Amigo rolled over and she was thrown through the sunroof and onto the roadway. Investigators say she was not wearing her seatbelt.

Paramedics initially tried to fly Matthews to Tampa General Hospital, but her weight, estimated at 600 pounds, made it impossible. Emergency crews were able to transport her to St. Joseph’s Hospital, where she is listed in stable condition.

Authorities are continuing their investigation.

Link (http://www.tampabays10.com/news/local/article.aspx?storyid=34208)

Attached is the image of the SUV. Notice the sunroof has been sorta, split open by her girth.

According to the reporter that was there, she had KFC in the seat next to her, and they assume it made the steering wheel too slippery, but they couldn't print that.

Fuckin' A, America

texmo
27th June 2006, 18:04
HAHAHA fatty got all she deserved

SPORK
27th June 2006, 18:06
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Coyote
27th June 2006, 18:07
That would've been quite a sight...

Flatcap
27th June 2006, 18:08
Was that Homer's long-lost sister?

Darryboy
27th June 2006, 18:15
Good one Spork!

The munching at the end is a nice touch.

SPORK
27th June 2006, 18:20
I wish I could claim credit for the animation but I can't, sorry.

apteryx_haasti
27th June 2006, 20:31
I wish I could claim credit for the animation but I can't, sorry.

You can claim the credit for putting it on here and making me laugh, though!

Bling to you, if only I could....:yes:

Colapop
27th June 2006, 21:02
fark the roof is just smashed out of that things way as it flew through the air....!!!!

Indiana_Jones
27th June 2006, 23:05
<img src="http://members.optushome.com.au/redknob/images/pwned.jpg" align="centre" vspace="10" hspace="10">

-Indy

Karma
27th June 2006, 23:11
Indy, stop spashing your antics with your sisters all over the forums!

PuppetMaster
28th June 2006, 14:22
Indy, stop spashing your antics with your sisters all over the forums!


hahahahah.....hmmm.

Fishy
28th June 2006, 14:28
What happened to the KFC? cops eat it?

WRT
28th June 2006, 14:40
It looks like on that particular day, the Amigo was NOT her friend . . .

Blackadda
28th June 2006, 21:00
Large lady found sunbathing after the accident.................:gob:

Insanity_rules
30th June 2006, 07:24
I've said it before and I'll say it again "Arrrrrrrrggghhhghghghhhgghhgh". I've always wondered just how people let themselves get so fat.

Flatcap
30th June 2006, 18:49
I've said it before and I'll say it again "Arrrrrrrrggghhhghghghhhgghhgh". I've always wondered just how people let themselves get so fat.

Its not a matter of 'letting' themselves get so fat - it takes years of dedicated gluttony accompanied by mind-boggiling slothfulness.

diggydog
30th June 2006, 19:56
miss fatty wo'nt drive again with greasy fingers with her kfc, what she needs is a truckies little steering wheels so she wo'nt slip off.:gob: :rockon: