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Big Dave
27th June 2006, 21:30
Here's one to ponder:
MidnightMike
27th June 2006, 21:33
If that guy at the front leans foward any further he's gonna grind his nuts off.
NordieBoy
27th June 2006, 21:34
No! No! No!
I said signal a LEFT!
OK.
Who farted?
MidnightMike
27th June 2006, 21:36
"We are the conferate army of Four Square!!!" :rockon:
Edbear
27th June 2006, 21:37
Unfortunately the Indian Army is running short of Bullets...:second:
kickingzebra
27th June 2006, 21:38
the lengths some people will go to in a game of charades...
6 letters
looks like.....
GANESH!!!!!
The_Dover
27th June 2006, 21:42
Justsomeguys family roll into town to show him how to get his knee down.
MidnightMike
27th June 2006, 21:44
Hail hitler!!!!
It's the indian ABBA tribute band
The indian gay community could only afford one float this year.
Karma
27th June 2006, 21:49
Hands up if you want to work in a call centre...
Section 2 : How to control a motorcycle under heavy load
We've got no brakes!
Create some drag!
nudemetalz
27th June 2006, 21:56
"Dang, having trouble with underarm deodorant drying,....oh, I see you guys are too"
nodrog
27th June 2006, 21:56
following New Zealands lead, the Indian government also decided to sell all of its planes.
vtec
27th June 2006, 21:58
We're not getting enough lift, we'll never clear the end of the runway. Increase the power Captain.
The_Dover
27th June 2006, 21:58
Now lets see those cunts from transit tell us we're not a H.O.V.
The Worlds Overloaded Indian!
T.W.R
27th June 2006, 22:03
Royal Enfield's tactical marketing group decided to cut staff numbers & hit the opposition where it hurts by introducing multiple suicide bomber bikes
heading to a store near you "Rashid's grenade 350, more bang for your buck"
As you can see in the picture, this ancient practice of the maneuver of the "Malkahkna" or otherwise known as "the washing line".
Malkahkna was used to dry their turbans faster.
They used to perform this ritual on a cow. However cows became sacred a1000 years later due to the fact that they were all most wiped out due to the ritual.
The_Dover
27th June 2006, 22:05
For months after their annual fishing contest the Indian Army Motorcycle Display Team argued about who caught the biggest fish.
The_Dover
27th June 2006, 22:07
Vikram wasn't best pleased with Sanjays erection sticking into his back.
I told you not to test that new nerv gas on our troops
The indina army was on strict rashins of deodorant, one armpit only
who's had sex with a goat?
India's tribute to Christopher Reeves
Harry33
27th June 2006, 22:16
And on page 90 of the Kama sutra..the rolling pineapple..
Big Dave
27th June 2006, 22:20
I'm glad I didn't offer to pick a winner - I've lol-ed numerous times so far.
An American spy sent this photo back to America.
This is disturbing evidence that the Indian army is using technical diversions to draw attention away from their weapons of mass distruction.
T.W.R
27th June 2006, 22:23
Paktak's Vindaloo home delivery service New Dehli style GPS (geez point somewhere) unit
I think I'm done now:eek5: :Oops: :o
Big Dave
27th June 2006, 22:34
I think I'm done now:eek5: :Oops: :o
done good - played strong.
boomer
27th June 2006, 22:37
Who wants a council house???
Oakie
27th June 2006, 22:38
...it's fun to stay at the .. Y M C A, ...it's fun to stay at the ... Y M C A ...
(Village People)
done good - played strong.
Well it's not often that I let all the smartarseness come out:blip: :shutup:
SARGE
27th June 2006, 22:39
nope.. no racism here..
moving right along..
nope.. no racism here..
moving right along..
Please come again
SARGE
27th June 2006, 22:43
Please come again
jeeze..you women are all alike..
jeeze..you women are all alike..
I'd say sorry, but obviously it's disturbing you :blip:
Karma
27th June 2006, 22:46
Well it's not often that I let all the smartarseness come out:blip: :shutup:
When are you getting your arse out? and will there be photographic evidence?
When are you getting your arse out? and will there be photographic evidence?
:yawn:
When you get a 1000cc
Big Dave
27th June 2006, 22:50
When are you getting your arse out? and will there be photographic evidence?
and is it tattooed?
and is it tattooed?
Yeah, it is.
Karma
27th June 2006, 22:51
:yawn:
When you get a 1000cc
That my dear, sounds like a date ;)
Big Dave
27th June 2006, 22:52
Yeah, it is.
good girl.
I'd like one more - but don't know where - butt tats for guys I don't think works - have upper arms done - middle of back maybe - but I reckon on the spine might sting a bit?
That my dear, sounds like a date ;)
I'd chew you up and spit you out :msn-wink:
good girl.
I'd like one more - but don't know where - butt tats for guys I don't think works - have upper arms done - middle of back maybe - but I reckon on the spine might sting a bit?
It hurts everywhere!
Depends on what yah get on yah bum, really.
Hurts either side of the spine more, due to the nerves. On the spine is fine.
jord
27th June 2006, 23:03
yeah we're gay...wanna fight about it
Karma
27th June 2006, 23:04
I'd chew you up and spit you out :msn-wink:
Game on. :D
Game on. :D
Sweet I come up to see my dad in a couple of weeks, he lives in east aucks too :devil2:
Karma
27th June 2006, 23:07
Sounds like a plan.
scumdog
27th June 2006, 23:12
The Richard Simmonds Riding Team starring in his new Excercise Video for Bikers.
Sounds like a plan.
Where's that fucken WINJA?
I need him to tell you that I'm a ugly bitch
Karma
27th June 2006, 23:14
Where's that fucken WINJA?
I need him to tell you that I'm a ugly bitch
It's all good, you're ugly, I'm desperate. :rockon:
Big Dave
27th June 2006, 23:14
The Richard Simmonds Riding Team starring in his new Excercise Video for Bikers.
lol - no lycra?
Big Dave
27th June 2006, 23:15
It's all good, you're ugly, I'm desperate. :rockon:
She's not that ugly. no-one is.
Karma
27th June 2006, 23:16
She's not that ugly.
Oh Dave, your words are so hurtfull... back to my cave I go...
scumdog
27th June 2006, 23:17
lol - no lycra?
It's the 'new' look - and the new outfits cost that much they could only afford one bike.
Big Dave
27th June 2006, 23:18
Oh Dave, your words are so hurtfull... back to my cave I go...
now now - it's only a gag.
persistence my boy persisitence.
:shutup:
She's not that ugly. no-one is.
Eh you've never met me
Karma
27th June 2006, 23:19
Well actually I was angling for the sympathy vote... chicks love a guy that's in touch with his feelings... or so Dr. Phil says...
Big Dave
27th June 2006, 23:20
:shutup:
Eh you've never met me
I've seen your art.
Kornholio
27th June 2006, 23:28
"Thank you, Please come again "
Well actually I was angling for the sympathy vote... chicks love a guy that's in touch with his feelings... or so Dr. Phil says...
:sick: :nono:
I've seen your art.
Yeha sorry bout that :p
Lazy7
27th June 2006, 23:41
India's car pooling rules are alot stricter than ours in New Zealand.
obviously with a population of 1billion people and enough money between them all to buy about 7 cars and a goat - they have to share where they can... its not something new.
scumdog
28th June 2006, 00:00
India's car pooling rules are alot stricter than ours in New Zealand.
obviously with a population of 1billion people and enough money between them all to buy about 7 cars and a goat - they have to share where they can... its not something new.
Where the hell is OSH when you really need them????
Karma
28th June 2006, 00:06
:sick: :nono:
You know the real reason why chicks get tounge piercings?
You know the real reason why chicks get tounge piercings?
Oh please tell me oh wise one!
Karma
28th June 2006, 00:09
Oh please tell me oh wise one!
Well for sure it's not something I could say in front of these children... I'll have to explain when you visit.
John Banks
28th June 2006, 00:09
Despite everyone's best efforts, once again there were no suitable candidates for a Chinese Cheerleading team.
Give me a <img src=http://www.pinksoft.net/download/chinese_char/new.gif height=50 width=50>! Give me a...
Big Dave
28th June 2006, 00:10
tho they thalk thunny!
Well for sure it's not something I could say in front of these children... I'll have to explain when you visit.
Ah so you don't know then?
That's a shame, dear.
Karma
28th June 2006, 00:12
Ah so you don't know then?
That's a shame, dear.
Hmm..
Didn't fall for the sympathy or the innocence, wonder what's next...
I know!
Well surely a lady such as yourself wouldn't wish to be debased by such a suggestion :D
Big Dave
28th June 2006, 00:13
'What do you mean inflate the rear tyre to 800 pounds'?
Hmm..
Didn't fall for the sympathy or the innocence, wonder what's next...
I know!
Well surely a lady such as yourself wouldn't wish to be debased by such a suggestion :D
Ah 23 year olds!
Karma
28th June 2006, 00:17
Ah 23 year olds!
ah 25 year olds!
Karma
28th June 2006, 00:23
hmmm... running outta ammo here... throw me a bone would ya.
hmmm... running outta ammo here... throw me a bone would ya.
I thought you had one?
Macktheknife
28th June 2006, 00:25
I told you we should have stolen that bus...
See I told you no-one would recognise us...
Because no-expects the Spanish/Indian inquisition!..
Ramesh was pretty sure that last time they went to the store he had been promised a seat...
It was not the fighters that they had been promised but the men of pakistans elite guards would not let that hold them back, they were going to WAR!
Karma
28th June 2006, 00:27
I thought you had one?
I can't help it, it's natural ;)
I can't help it, it's natural ;)
Too bad its a stirrup bone
Karma
28th June 2006, 00:32
Too bad its a stirrup bone
:bye:
So what are you wearing right now?
Big Dave
28th June 2006, 00:34
hmmm... running outta ammo here... throw me a bone would ya.
Can I just suggest that to advance any agenda with the fairer sex that you loose the 'Axe wound' profile - nudge nudge wink wink.
and maybe we should get back to something serious - like silly captions.
Karma
28th June 2006, 00:36
Can I just suggest that to advance any agenda with the fairer sex that you loose the 'Axe wound' profile - nudge nudge wink wink...
How's that?
Big Dave
28th June 2006, 00:38
How's that?
That's a terrible caption. If they had their fingers up maybe....:gob:
(Much better! - you'll score with that one)
Ixion
28th June 2006, 00:57
We tried to do a runner, so the Police would not give Ranjit Singh a ticket for not wearing a crash helmet, but it turned out that everybody thought someone else was holding the handlebars.
(I love the way that veryone in the original picture is wearing a helmet. *EXCEPT* the guy right at the very top, who's only wearing a turban!)
Gremlin
28th June 2006, 01:45
"Arms out, the jump is just ahead, and we need a soft landing"
The team had about as much chance of success as Weasel did.
ogr1
28th June 2006, 04:45
India's "Highway code" page 32 paragraph 4.....
"Help I'm f@@kin lost" hand signals guide was proving to be a difficult manoeuvre.
Swoop
28th June 2006, 08:16
To chase bikers doing runners, the indian police developed the "lookout tower" approach of pursuit. Photograph "a" shows the camoflage position to imitate a tree.
From the land where life is cheap, and Christmas Trees are hard to come by.
Skyryder
28th June 2006, 20:49
It's a photo shoot for a Viagra add.
Skyryder
Quartida
29th June 2006, 10:25
Though enjoyed by many in the East, synchronised biking has yet to be embraced by the West.
placidfemme
29th June 2006, 10:29
"flap your arms faster... we've almost taken off"
dawnrazor
29th June 2006, 11:24
" Join the army, they said, see the world.
See the world my arse, not with a grown mans testicles resting on the back of your neck!"
Kornholio
29th June 2006, 14:55
" Join the army, they said, see the world.
See the world my arse, not with a grown mans testicles resting on the back of your neck!"
Lol The Royal Indian Teabagging brigade :doobey:
Bonez
29th June 2006, 18:28
It's an ad for underarm deoderent, don't ya know.
Hitcher
29th June 2006, 18:41
After observing Paul Newman's success, the Indian Escape Committee at Stalag 8 decided to make a run for the Swiss border.
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