_Gina_
28th June 2006, 12:33
Yesterday, scientists suggested that, considering the results of
a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in
beer, men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain
phyto-estrogens) and drinking it makes men turn into women.
To test the theory, 50 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within
a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men:
- talked excessively without making sense;
- became overly emotional;
- couldn't drive;
- failed to think rationally;
- argued over nothing;
- had to sit down while urinating;
- refused to apologise when obviously wrong.
No further testing was considered necessary
a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in
beer, men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain
phyto-estrogens) and drinking it makes men turn into women.
To test the theory, 50 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within
a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men:
- talked excessively without making sense;
- became overly emotional;
- couldn't drive;
- failed to think rationally;
- argued over nothing;
- had to sit down while urinating;
- refused to apologise when obviously wrong.
No further testing was considered necessary