Another Caption Thread (Lions)

[WRT]

This is just begging for it! (a caption thread that is, jeez, get you mind out of the gutter - we havent even started yet!)

[Maha]

Lick it??......piss off, i just finished fucking it......:sick:

[Sniper]

See what happens when you play with it...... IT FALLS OFF

[Fishy]

Is something holding you back?......

The answer is Viagra, helping males get wood since 1999

[nodrog]

smells like fish, tastes like chicken.

[skelstar]

Did I leave the iron on?

[boomer]

jeezus gal.. that stinks....!!

[MSTRS]

I tells thee...taint natural...missionaries are for eating

[WRT]

I tells thee...taint natural...missionaries are for eating

Err, I think "eating" is what she had in mind!

[boomer]

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me,
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too.
I love to hear you o-ra-lise
When I'm between your thighs,
You blow me awaaay.

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you,
I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly.
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine,
If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play
'Till we're blown awaaaaaaaay.

[WRT]

"I told you, it's that thing I do with the tuft my tail that makes all the difference."

[skelstar]

youre the king of the jungle, youre the man...you can do this!...

[Colapop]

That's a big hairy pussy!

[Finn]

It was at this point, the moment of truth, when Dover looked down at thought "yuck" and realised what Finn had been telling him all along. Yes, he was gay.

[MSTRS]

Err, I think "eating" is what she had in mind!
whatever do you mean?:innocent:

[Fishy]

It was at this point, the moment of truth, when Dover looked down at thought "yuck" and realised what Finn had been telling him all along. Yes, he was gay.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Finn again.

haha nice one mate.

[T.W.R]

:sick: geez looks just like a bulldog eating mayonnaise!

[WRT]

whatever do you mean?:innocent:

I mean she wants him to lick that pussy!

[Colapop]

"... and I'll knock you again if you don't cook my eggs!!"

[T.W.R]

I might be the king of the jungle but there's no friggin way i'm going in the bush!

[The_Dover]

Scar: Your father has a marvelous surprise for you.
Young Simba: Oooh. What is it?

[Korea]

Is that a Brazilian?

[Lazy7]

Smells like Buffalo, tastes like Zebra...

[ogr1]

That stupid tiger can keep his fame and cornflakes, welcome to my world!

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!

[placidfemme]

This is just begging for it! (a caption thread that is, jeez, get you mind out of the gutter - we havent even started yet!)

I don't care if you hunted dinner... I'm not licking that

[NC]

Gawd I love it when they play dead

[T.W.R]

It's a big thing when you look into it :gob:

[NC]

I know I'm king of the jungle, but damn Bitch. I need a weed wacker.

[NC]

Can you hear that echo?

[NC]

I don't think I'm that hungry

[NC]

Sorry, I'm still gay.

[NC]

Ew sloppy seconds!

[ManDownUnder]

*sniff sniff* "I smell smoke - got any lube?"

[ManDownUnder]

"Lemme see - breakfast was cornflakes and bananas, followed by toast and coffee - am I right?"

[NC]

I think I need to strap a plank to my arse, I don't wanna fall in.

[NC]

Sex changes these days are a fine art.


OMG Gary! Is that you?

[NC]

I don't think even shoving a table spoon of cocain down the eye of my cock is going to make me hard enough to root that.

[NC]

Is it in yet?

[NC]

*lioness* LOL hear we go again..
I'm so glad I learned to fake it.

[Krayy]

youre the king of the jungle, youre the man...you can do this!...
Bugger....can't...stop...laughing....people...look ing...at...me...funny :killingme :killingme

[Krayy]

I can't top Skelstar, but here goes......

"Nope, it wasn't Quail....it's Thrush!!"