WickedOne
29th June 2006, 15:26
I hope this isn't a repost!!!
An English teacher asks her class to use the word ‘Contagious’ in a sentence.
Roland, the class geek gets up and says “ Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious”.
“Well done Roland” says the teacher, “can anyone else try?”
Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails says “ My Grandma says there’s a bug going round, and it’s contagious”.
“Well done Katie” says the teacher, “anyone else?”
Little Irish Shaun O’Malley jumps up and says, in a broad Irish accent “ Our next door neighbor is painting his house with a two-inch brush and me dad says it will take the contagious”
An English teacher asks her class to use the word ‘Contagious’ in a sentence.
Roland, the class geek gets up and says “ Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious”.
“Well done Roland” says the teacher, “can anyone else try?”
Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails says “ My Grandma says there’s a bug going round, and it’s contagious”.
“Well done Katie” says the teacher, “anyone else?”
Little Irish Shaun O’Malley jumps up and says, in a broad Irish accent “ Our next door neighbor is painting his house with a two-inch brush and me dad says it will take the contagious”