No, these are NOT my kids...

[Keystone19]

Laugh, cry or send off for adoption...?





Sorry if this is a repost.

[ManDownUnder]

LMFAO!

Gotta love kids. I'm willing to bet they were so proud of what they'd done too...

[Lazy7]

hahahahaha

omg that is priceless.

are they your kids???

[MSTRS]

Not seen 'that' one before, but scarily close to a 'paint incident' *someone* (cough) I know got into as a 4yo

[The_Dover]

Lucky they're not maori is all I can say............

[Lias]

I think those are Wolf's kids!

[Sniper]

Rub some of that paint in their eyes. Thatis a lesson and they wont do it again. Minly because they wont be able to find the paint.

[Wolf]

I think those are Wolf's kids!
Nah, not mine, the place looks too fucking tidy. Whoever's kids they are, they're amateurs!

[Two Smoker]

Are you sure they arent your kids Jill???

[NotaGoth]

I actually DON'T know how I would react lol, seeing its one thing but actually having it happen is another. How naughty!

[Jamezo]

Rub some of that paint in their eyes. Thatis a lesson and they wont do it again. Minly because they wont be able to find the paint.
Did you see the International Comedy Festival on Wednesday?

"ohhh, did you do that? did you? don't worry *squirt squirt* mmm, yeah, blind now, jif in the eyes!"

[Sniper]

Did you see the International Comedy Festival on Wednesday?

"ohhh, did you do that? did you? don't worry *squirt squirt* mmm, yeah, blind now, jif in the eyes!"

Yep, thats where I got it from. That was a damn funny program

[placidfemme]

Well the parents obviously weren't too pissed... unless they took the picture to remember the kids by before doing them in...

[Colapop]

It's catch 22. You gotta stop 'em doing it again but ... cute and all that ....

[Keystone19]

Are you sure they arent your kids Jill???




are they your kids???


Definitely not my kids!

I know some of you may find this hard to believe, but my children are perfect examples of how children should behave at all times...




Yeah right

[PuppetMaster]

haha, kids....
Ive just sent this to a chick in my office who found out she got knocked up yesterday.

[Jamezo]

haha, kids....
Ive just sent this to a chick in my office who found out she got knocked up yesterday.
Jeez, that's a bit rough.

Most people can tell when they have been. 'Cept when it's Dover doing the knocking, then they just get an experience of furious frottage and an inexplicable stickiness.

[The_Dover]

But they do love it. ;)

[placidfemme]

when I was a kid me and my best friend who lived next door, were playing in the garden while the painters where painting the wall around the house, they went for lunch, and we thought we'd help them while they were resting... needless to say we tipped a big (proberly 10L... when your like 7 a 10L container is BIG) over my best mates lawn, which was that fake grass (turf?) which they had only recently had put in...

I wasn't aloud to play with him after that :(

[Biohazard]

Now thats why I DONT have kids :blip: (famous last words no doubt)

little buggers ( I know what I was like as a kid)...f*ck that

[The_Dover]

Now thats why I DONT have kids :blip: (famous last words no doubt)

little buggers ( I know what I was like as a kid)...f*ck that


I thought it was because you were a homosexual?

Or is the Honda just a fashion statement?

[Mental Trousers]

Did they also manage to get the cat??

[yungatart]

Not seen 'that' one before, but scarily close to a 'paint incident' *someone* (cough) I know got into as a 4yo
Yeah! Do we know the same someone? The kid who poured ENAMEL paint all over his poor little brother?

[Sparky Bills]

Dig a hole in the back lawn, and tell them if the dig more, they will get to China!

When they are in and busy, fill it in!

[The_Dover]

Your parents really didn't show you much love did they Spunky Balls?

It's ok, Mr Poo's will show you some love.

[Wolf]

Yeah! Do we know the same someone? The kid who poured ENAMEL paint all over his poor little brother?
Sheesh! Compared with some, I was soooooo boring as a kid. All I ever emptied over my brother was a full potty.

[yungatart]

Sheesh! Compared with some, I was soooooo boring as a kid. All I ever emptied over my brother was a full potty.
I know a person (nameless, of course ) who used to display the contents of his to passersby at the gate - asking in a wee Scottish accent, if they'd like to see what he'd done....

[Biohazard]

I thought it was because you were a homosexual?

Or is the Honda just a fashion statement?

:ROFL: you cheeky git :blip:

Yup very fashionable the blade matches my shoes :nya: didnt ya know black is the new black :scratch: ...

Not gay, just dont follow the current trend like Suzuki owners, Lambs to the slaughter spring to mind :doobey: or something like that.

:chase:

[The_Dover]

Yeah, but I had the first road going GSXR1000K5 in the cuntry.

For two weeks.

[Wolf]

Yeah, but I had the first road going GSXR1000K5 in the cuntry.

For two weeks.
Ah, a fashion slave!

[Mental Trousers]

Dover starts trends rather than follows them. He was first person in the country to have a K5 thou and was the first person in the country to write off a K5 thou.

[The_Dover]

Ah, a fashion slave!

Que?

I'd only read one small piece about it before I bought it. Just got the chance to test ride one, after having test ridden a couple of kwakas, and thought. Fuck me. Where's my wallet?

Then two weeks later some chink bitch got target fixated on my stunning good looks and drove into me.

[Wolf]

Dover starts trends rather than follows them. He was first person in the country to have a K5 thou and was the first person in the country to write off a K5 thou.
Dunno how popular the second one became...

[Mental Trousers]

Dunno how popular the second one became...

It's a GSXR, writing them off is very popular.

[Wolf]

Just got the chance to test ride one, after having test ridden a couple of kwakas, and thought. Fuck me. Where's my wallet?
Wish I had a wallet that would enable me to buy a brand new litre bike.

Not that I want a brand new litre bike at the moment, but a wallet with that capacity I could certainly find uses for.

Bummer about it being targetted so soon, dude.

[The_Dover]

Yeah, I gave up after trying to make it fashionable twice.

It got a bit expensive.

[Biohazard]

lol , how I love the banter :innocent:

TBH - I would have brought a GSXR750, but the twat salesman in the Suzuki dealer in Hamiltron didnt even say hello when I walked in, then couldnt grab his attenton as he was way too busy polishing a f*ckin Harley (ffs!!).

So I walked out went next door to Honda, salesman said Hello as soon as we got in...he left us alone for abit, pulled a few bikes out offered me a test ride on a SP2 and a Blade...deal was then done...gave him the money there and then thats me sorted:rockon: (wife choose the colour:innocent: )

If the above didnt happen, i'd be a gixxer lover too....

I dont care what peeps ride tbh, i love all bikes:innocent:

Suzukis' loss Ondas' gain.

[SARGE]

Laugh, cry or send off for adoption...?





Sorry if this is a repost.


ship em off to military school with the finklestien-shit - kid..

sonofabitch

[Limb]

Lucky they're not maori is all I can say............


LOL funny man, Good reply.

[Maha]

Fucken' little shits..................:nono:

[Wolf]

My dear wife, strayjuliet, looked at the pic and said "that looks like Taliesin and Tangwyn".

I must admit the one by the TV does bear a superficial resemblance to Taliesin (the other one being too obscured by paint to know what he actually looks like or even if its a "he").

[The_Dover]

My dear wife, strayjuliet, looked at the pic and said "that looks like Taliesin and Tangwyn".

You're as bad as those Kahui's.

You should be locked up for child abuse giving your kids names like that.

[jazbug5]

Jeez, that's a bit rough.

Most people can tell when they have been. 'Cept when it's Dover doing the knocking, then they just get an experience of furious frottage and an inexplicable stickiness.

'You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Jamezo again.'

O my sides.

A friend's brother was always a bit of an oddball, refusing to speak until he was about 6, late to toilet training, the whole bit. When he was about 4, he wrote the alphabet all over his bedroom walls with his own sh*t. His parents took several pictures of him grinning maniacally in front of his handiwork: revenge is a dish best served cold, and all that.

He is now a multi-millionaire web-widget inventor (had a lot to do with the development of cookies or something...). I wonder if I can get them to send me a copy?

[Wolf]

You should be locked up for child abuse giving your kids names like that.
We wanted them to be able to at least say something in a civilised language...

[The_Dover]

They don't speak maori then?

[boomer]

:clap: classic Jill...I think there'd be a multitude of emotions ranging from shock to funny to fuck me!!!

as a young teenager me and an asian(indian in the uk) friend went up the local shops for his dad to get some white paint; so off we set on our 21 speeds, unable to touch teh ground with our feet. The trip back was down a huge hill which had a few pot holes in it.. yep. you guessed it.. Arpu binned it and sent the two tins of paint hurtling down teh hill.. not before he managed to get covered in it himself.

Fuckin hilarious.. Arpu, being sick teh night before, had been looking forward to being alwite in the morning.. his dreams came true.

Painful cleansing at the hospital with scrubbing brush's for the gravel rash all over his arms, legs and face for the next couple of days made the trip one to remember!!!

i'm still waiting for the reconpence i'm due from my 2 young 'ens :shutup:

[The_Dover]

Fuck boomer.

We don't want your life story. It's like Billy fuckin Elliot.

How was ballet school anyway?

[boomer]

Fuck boomer.

We don't want your life story. It's like Billy fuckin Elliot.

How was ballet school anyway?


it paid tut rent, but the cost of manpons now is ridiculous

[Indiana_Jones]

TEHEHE

-Indy

[Virago]

The coolest parent in the world would walk in and say "Hey guys, you missed a bit."



Not me....

[PuppetMaster]

Fuckin hilarious.. Arpu, being sick teh night before, had been looking forward to being alwite in the morning.. his dreams came true.


Dreams came true ?
Arpu now owns a quicky Mart ?

[boomer]

20 odd years ago since we last spoke.. if the family gene's and his school marks have anything to go by then he's probably a nuero surgeon now

[boomer]

Dreams came true ?

he dreamt he would be alright... say it with an asian aceent.. all white.. meh