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Lou Girardin
1st July 2006, 15:41
5 glorious days of sun, 35 degree plus temps, wine, food and wonderful people.
I love Italy!
I arrived in Milan on Thursday, feeling surprisingly good after 25 hours of flying cattle class. I was a little bit shagged though, so I left the exploring for Friday.
I was on a mission to get shoes for the CFO. I found an outlet store and bought a reasonably 'out there' pair of shoes, but I needed something more. I also wanted to see Il Duomo, the cathedral in the centre of town. So I proceeded to get lost. I asked a couple of Carabiniere (Federal Police) for directions. These guys looked like male models, their uniforms are designed by one of the fashion houses, last I heard it was Armani, and they're armed to the teeth. They proceeded to have an argument about the best way to go, which didn't help me much. I eventually found the cathedral, which was awe-inspiring, and also the Golden Quad, where all the fashion houses have their retail shops.
How about mens shoes that start at $600, $8000 designer cellphones, $500 shirts! The rich ARE different to the rest of us.
And I found a pair of porn star chic shoes for herself, so that was the important part of the trip done.
I also bought a Ferrari shirt from the Ferrari Store, you can't go there and not.
Saturday it was off to Spidi in Vicenza, which was the real reason for the trip. To see the 2007 range of bike gear.
The trend is for lighter, more comfortable textile kit that still gives improved protection. I think some of it is a little too avant garde for us at this stage, One jacket looked more like a casual jacket than a bike jacket.
They did have some cool denims with easily removable armour that you just take out when you get to work or the pub or whatever.
Leather gear has more Tenax stretch panels in it to give freedom of movement, and more water resistant leather is being used in some models, even waterproof liners.
What was also interesting is the research figures on abrasion resistance, their textile achieves 1200 on the scale, leather has to reach 2000. But the new Tenax 440 textile manages 2500, the only trouble is that you can't make a whole suit of it. Too stiff.
We headed off to a local pub afterwards and our driver made some comment I missed about hookers, then I saw what he was talking about. At every 100 metres on this semi-rural road was some of the most stunning women I've ever seen. Finn's supermodels, except they charge by the hour.
Real cold shower material.
On Monday I went to Bergamo to see the Nolan and Xlite factories. This was an eye opener too, a great deal of the helmets are made by hand. Especially the Xlites with their hand laid carbon and kevlar matting. All the graphics are applied by hand too. I watched the robots that do the cleaning and sanding of the helmets and was amazed at the gentleness and violence of the movements. They pick up a helmet shell as if it were an egg, then swing it over to the sanding belt at a speed that would rip an arm off if it hit you.
I also got a preview of the 2007 graphic styles that look pretty cool as well.

I also found out that some flip front helmets on the market are certified as open face because their chin bars do not meet safety standards. They didn't name names, but they showed me how to tell on the serial number. Needless to say that Nolan and Grex are certified as full face helmets.
Then it was back to the hotel to see the end of the Italy - Australia game. When the penalty went in, there was a roar throughout the hotel. Then, 10 minutes later, the tooting started in the street. The town just went beserk for the next two hours. Cars and bikes circling the square with the Tricolore flying from every passenger. I saw a guy on a scooter ride into a pedestrians leg, who the whacked the rider with a flag pole. I thought it was going to be all on, but the scooter guy got off, had a look at the other guys leg to see the damage. Then they were hugging and laughing their heads off.
Only in Italy!
Then it was the looonngg haul back home. This time the jet lag got me. I got in on Thursday and I've only just started to feel half normal.
A good ride on Sunday will sort this out though.

scumdog
1st July 2006, 15:43
Bloody 'puter won't let me edit or delete this!!

NOW it did!

Good write-up Lou, I have already shaved me mo off in preparation for the Armani uniform - it's arriving just after we get our stab-proof vests - whenever THAT is.

Good to see you had an 'all-round' tour with a variety of sights.things to do.

BTW It's minus 6 and dropping outside at the moment.

scumdog
1st July 2006, 15:44
Harden up ya big jessie!!!

If it's good enough for us plebs it's good enough for you:nya:

Welcome back anyway!!:first:

Sniper
1st July 2006, 15:46
Welcome back mate

Lou Girardin
1st July 2006, 15:48
1/ some things never change
2/ Il Duomo
3/ The Golden Quad
4/ Even Security Guards are armed, chrome plated too.
5/ The Palladio Basilica. Older than European settlement in NZ
6/ Forets race suit from Misano (slightly second hand)

Lou Girardin
1st July 2006, 15:51
1/ The insanity begins
2/ I'd love to see them if they win the final.

Lou Girardin
1st July 2006, 15:53
Bloody 'puter won't let me edit or delete this!!

Yeah, yeah. I can just see you in Armani. You'd have to trim the mo' though, designer stubble only.

crashe
1st July 2006, 15:56
Oh were you away....?
Oh I see.... so where are our postcards.....?



Welcome back..... yeah we did miss you being all grumpy on here... :whistle:

:scooter: :scooter: :scooter: :scooter: :scooter:

Insanity_rules
1st July 2006, 16:01
Welcome back Lou, sounds like you had fun. Just chuck on an extra layer and get a big steaming cup of get hard and you'll be right mate :scooter:

k14
1st July 2006, 16:27
You lucky bastard, did you get any free samples?

Should have given you my 2 piece suit so you could tell them to use proper zips in their leathers.

onearmedbandit
1st July 2006, 16:56
Sounds like a blast Lou. The wife and I are planning on doing Italy and the south of France sometime soon. I fear I may not want to come home however...

onearmedbandit
1st July 2006, 17:02
Love where the officer has his hand in the first pic, better be careful how you answer huh?? Awesome pics Lou, you've helped me make my mind up. Italy is now certainly on the list.

Motu
1st July 2006, 17:46
Wow - is that Cop wearing jodpers Lou? I bet you were jealous there.....

Smokin
1st July 2006, 21:39
That would have been an awesome trip mate. If the kids ever leave home i might have a chance to save enough to get to spots like that.

Lou Girardin
2nd July 2006, 10:43
No freebies, bugger it.
It was reaching 40 at Dubai, 28 in the evening. But who wants to be in Dubai?

Lou Girardin
2nd July 2006, 10:46
Wow - is that Cop wearing jodpers Lou? I bet you were jealous there.....

Yep, those were the days.
BTW why has this been moved from the story of the trip in general ravings?

Macktheknife
2nd July 2006, 10:51
You lucky, lucky bastard!
Welcome back Lou, did you take lots of photo's, can you share them with us poor bastards who only dream of such a trip?
Well at least it's stopped snowing here now, and raining.... for a bit.

scumdog
2nd July 2006, 11:28
1/ The insanity begins


I guess when you dress like that you learn to ride fairly defensively eh?

Meanie
2nd July 2006, 11:45
Awesome looking buildings
Dunno about those security gaurds having guns thou a bit scary if hes in a bad mood

Matt Bleck
2nd July 2006, 11:47
italy & final in the same thread... emaN will take that as a sign :shutup:

Hitcher
2nd July 2006, 17:25
You been away somewhere, Lou?

number33
2nd July 2006, 17:59
Worked with them in the tunnel and again in the desert picking egg-fruit. None can speak english from what I could see. I'm sure they were all in the mafia. Were forever waving their arms around and yelling. A few of them seemed O.K.

diggydog
2nd July 2006, 19:27
No freebies, bugger it.
It was reaching 40 at Dubai, 28 in the evening. But who wants to be in Dubai?
Hi lou, great shots with the camera would of been great trip. when i went to malaysia , the heat was like walking into a sauna.:second: :rockon:

Rashika
2nd July 2006, 19:34
hmmm Italy... nice spot for a holiday, some cute blokes there I seem to recall, and damn fine wine.
ahhhh summer...I seem to recall that too waaaaaaaay back, all this snow is making it difficult to remember. Nice to know SOME have been having a pleasant winter Lou! ;)

hXc
2nd July 2006, 19:34
Hey Lou, I can understand how you feel. I arrived home today from New Caledonia. Supposedly 9 degrees when we arrived in Auckland, and 14 degrees in Napier. This was coming from their winter: about 25-29 degrees or so.

There was one morning where it was 18 degrees at 6am! It was so hot, but really good. Our hotel was across the road from the beach so we lived in the water as much as we could.

But glad you had a good time and got home safely etc. That was my first time travelling out of the country (And first time flying), and I love it!

Lou Girardin
3rd July 2006, 10:01
I guess when you dress like that you learn to ride fairly defensively eh?

Defensively?
Like the young guy who passed a car on a left hand downhill sweeper and, to my amazement, threw the scooter on it's ear to cut across the nose of the car to make a right turn. I didn't think he'd make it.
This is where the Rossi's are born.

emaN
3rd July 2006, 14:17
This is where the Rossi's are born.

Bravo... you're not wrong


italy & final in the same thread... emaN will take that as a sign

who needs a sign?! 65million of us KNOW it's a done deal! how i'd love to be back home at times like this!!

Lou, I'm happy you enjoyed it & are left with good impressions!

Lou Girardin
3rd July 2006, 15:23
Bravo... you're not wrong



who needs a sign?! 65million of us KNOW it's a done deal! how i'd love to be back home at times like this!!

Lou, I'm happy you enjoyed it & are left with good impressions!

You should have seen the celebrations in Bergamo when the penalty went in. They went nuts in the streets for 2 hours.

dawnrazor
3rd July 2006, 18:25
I was on a mission to get shoes for the CFO.
......And I found a pair of porn star chic shoes for herself, so that was the important part of the trip done.

Yep those shoes ain't for walkin' in thats for sure

Lou Girardin
4th July 2006, 08:31
Yep those shoes ain't for walkin' in thats for sure

She won't wear them to bed though.

emaN
4th July 2006, 09:49
They went nuts in the streets for 2 hours.

Wikkid!

I have hazy memories of when we won it in '82.
Every school boy had a big blue World Cup sticker album & it was all we talked about, trading stickers for weeks; the prized sticker was of course a picture of The Cup in all it's resplendent golden glory!
To then put a sticker of the Italian team alongside it was awesome....
Had that album for years - wonder where it's got to?!

Bergamo's a cool lil' spot. Did you get up to la Citta' Alta? Took my in-laws there a couple yrs ago and they loved it.

sels1
4th July 2006, 10:04
. At every 100 metres on this semi-rural road was some of the most stunning women I've ever seen. Finn's supermodels, except they charge by the hour.


You post photos of old buildings and not these?????

Yeah its a good place to visit from what I remember (it was a while ago...)

Lou Girardin
4th July 2006, 12:41
You post photos of old buildings and not these?????

Yeah its a good place to visit from what I remember (it was a while ago...)

It was dark, I was merrily intoxicated, the camera was the last thing on my mind.
The best one was at a German Beer hall, her skirt was more of a belt, she was 5' nothing, with 4' long legs, implants and a face to make men weep with lust.
And it was all for sale!

dawnrazor
4th July 2006, 12:45
She won't wear them to bed though.

how about near

Lou Girardin
4th July 2006, 15:51
how about near

Stagger into the bedroom in 6" heels and nothing else?