Dumb arse car thief

[Da Bird]

Last night, I was involved in a car chase around Otara, Manukau and Otahuhu for about 15 - 20 minutes. The car was stolen and the driver just didn't want to stop.... but he forgot one thing... to make sure he had enough gas. Not that he was going to get away with several cop cars pursuing and the helicopter over the top. He eventually drove onto the motorway and the car just stopped near Otahuhu after running out of petrol. Silly, silly boy.

[crashe]

Yeah but can it top this one.. :whistle:



NZ Police CommCens Alert 14:00 2-07-2006 Southern

Location of incident: Christchurch

Incident Type: Just to brighten your day.

A Christchurch man who recently had his car stolen and then recovered by Police has called the Southern Police Communications Centre to advise that the offender has put in a new battery, new wheels, new steering column and a new glove box. He says its running a lot better than it did before too.

Issued by: Inspector Michael Coulter

Now wasn't it nice of the crim to do this for the car owner.... :whistle:

[Indiana_Jones]

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-Indy

[WINJA]

Yeah but can it top this one.. :whistle:




Now wasn't it nice of the crim to do this for the car owner.... :whistle:
I WAS READING ABOUT A JUDGE IN THE USA WHO LETS THE VICTIMS OF THEFT PICK THRU THE OFFENDERS HOUSE AND TAKE WHAT THEY WANT.

[Madness]

Maybe the Perp was trying out Shell's new Economy Formula Petrol??

I listened in on a break-in at a local Pharmacy once. Three smashed their way into the Chemist, taking all the drugs they could carry. They made off in their car and to the delight of the Police the car was registered to a local address. On visiting the address shortly afterward, the car was seen parked in the driveway of the house and three men wearing balaclava's were seen through the open curtains to be emptying the contents of their booty-bags.

The world is not short of dickheads.

[Sniper]

I WAS READING ABOUT A JUDGE IN THE USA WHO LETS THE VICTIMS OF THEFT PICK THRU THE OFFENDERS HOUSE AND TAKE WHAT THEY WANT.

That would be fucken cool. As long as the dickhead had some good gear.

[Jamezo]

That would be fucken cool. As long as the dickhead had some good gear.
Too bad most of it would be stolen, from previous unsolved burglaries......

[Colapop]

Originally Posted by police comms
NZ Police CommCens Alert 14:00 2-07-2006 Southern

Location of incident: Christchurch

Incident Type: Just to brighten your day.

A Christchurch man who recently had his car stolen and then recovered by Police has called the Southern Police Communications Centre to advise that the offender has put in a new battery, new wheels, new steering column and a new glove box. He says its running a lot better than it did before too.

Issued by: Inspector Michael Coulter
Yeah the thief put a new battery and steering cloumn in and gave it a tune up!! Hahahaha If only they were all like that (and we got our shit back)

[metric]

Maybe the Perp was trying out Shell's new Economy Formula Petrol??

...

The world is not short of dickheads.

superb calls

[WINJA]

That would be fucken cool. As long as the dickhead had some good gear.
DEPENDS WHAT YOUR LOOKING FOR , ID TAKE HIS PHOTO ALBUMS AND MOST PERSONAL ITEMS LIKE A WATCH HIS DAD LEFT HIM ETC ETC , ID ALSO LET HIM KNOW ILL BE WIPING MY ARSE WITH HIS FAMILY PHOTOS AND PISSING ON HIS CERTIFICATES FROM SCHOOL AND SPORTING EVENTS

[SARGE]

DEPENDS WHAT YOUR LOOKING FOR , ID TAKE HIS PHOTO ALBUMS AND MOST PERSONAL ITEMS LIKE A WATCH HIS DAD LEFT HIM ETC ETC , ID ALSO LET HIM KNOW ILL BE WIPING MY ARSE WITH HIS FAMILY PHOTOS AND PISSING ON HIS CERTIFICATES FROM SCHOOL AND SPORTING EVENTS



yea.. and go into his cabinets and take all the baked beans and spagetti..


bastards..


would be better if they said..ok... you can have 15 minutes alone in this soundproof room with him..then hand you a plastic baseball bat and some deep heat muscle rub


i need a hobby..

[NSR-Dan]

or wipe your ass with his tooth brush and put it back in the cup. i cant think of anything worse.

[Patrick]

or wipe your ass with his tooth brush and put it back in the cup. i cant think of anything worse.

Which is why you should always get rid of your tooth brush if ever you are burgled.... you just never know if they did or didn't do with ya tooth brush....

Story went along the lines of... some film being developed a few months after a burglary, only to find the burglars took photos of the home owners tooth brushes up thier arses...

[NSR-Dan]

yeah i heard a story way back that this house got emptyed, and all that was left was there tooth brushes and a disposable camera they had from a recent family holiday.

they continued using there tooth brushes for a few weeks until they got the camera developed and found the last few pics was of the the theives shoving tthe brushes up ther ass

[Patrick]

Yep, thats the one.... now that is lower than a snakes arse...

[scumdog]

Had a similar chase once - latched onto the wannabe Monkey Mob lot one night and they wouldn't stop, I had the boys up front out in the country waiting with the spikes and I was thinking "wohoo, I'll get to see the spikes in action" and at the last moment they hit the pics and ran (dogs got then 15mins later)
I thought "WTF how could they have known about the spikes" ?

But nooo, after chasing them for 35km it just so happened they just ran out of petrol about 200 yrds before the spikes and decided to do a runner on foot, apparently I latched onto them (they were speeding into town) just as they were looking for a car to steal petrol from. :blah:

Car was owned by one of the desperados sisters so no worries if it had got four flat tyres (it was impounded anyway):whocares:

[ogr1]

I WAS READING ABOUT A JUDGE IN THE USA WHO LETS THE VICTIMS OF THEFT PICK THRU THE OFFENDERS HOUSE AND TAKE WHAT THEY WANT.

They probably took some other poor bastards stolen gear from a previous theft.
What goes around comes around!

[Lou Girardin]

DEPENDS WHAT YOUR LOOKING FOR , ID TAKE HIS PHOTO ALBUMS AND MOST PERSONAL ITEMS LIKE A WATCH HIS DAD LEFT HIM

As long as it's not the same Dads watch as in Pulp Fiction.
But you're more likely to get treasures like last months rancid KFC boxes, blocked P pipes, withered dope plants and old beer bottles filled with piss because they are too lazy to find the toilet.

[NSR-Dan]

some people are complete idiots

[SlowHand]

MOST PERSONAL ITEMS LIKE A WATCH HIS DAD LEFT HIM ETC ETC ,


For five years I had this watch,
stuck up my ass.

Butch!

[marty]

not one thing on your post or sig makes any sense strat.

[Timber020]

We used to raid our mates flat, once they trashed ours and a few months later my mate found a picture in his camera of his hash pipe up someones arse. Arse was identified, traced and kicked. Bloody funny.

[SlowHand]

not one thing on your post or sig makes any sense strat.

That's what I get for bluffing quotes I guess.

"The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes was gonna put their greasy, yellow hands on his boys birthright, so he hid it. In the one place he knew he could hide something, his ass."

[Lias]

not one thing on your post or sig makes any sense strat.
Hes quoting Pulp Fiction.. makes perfect sense if you know the movie :-)