Changing my dangerous ways

[skidMark]

riding round early this afternoon riding along like a moron again lane splitting in 50 zones and all that stupid crap speeding and so on go round this car and they gave me evils....oh watever look at something else... i think to myself get up to some lights... stopped at the lights....nailed it redlining every gear thinking i am god. flicking it through corners at just plain stupid speeds.

then i dunno wtf it was but i just looked behind had miles behind me thought time to change my ways...i have no idea what bought about this change.....stomped on the anchors down to just hovering on 50 kph... and rode round 50 kph zones at 50 the whole day yes if traffic was doing 55 or so i hovered there but not the usual 90-110+ lane splitting speeds.....

i am sure this is a resolve to myself i need to and am going to keep before i either loose my license or kill myself or somebody else because of my dangerous ways....

thank you to all the people that had told me to just chill and stop playing ghostrider...

i'm sure i will be much better off for it....

and ive had my kicks of being a retard on the roads.... it's time to grow up be an adult and respect that the roads are for others too....

so i am resolving to ride sensibly from now on mainly not speeding but also stopping the weaving in and out of lanes riding down the road standing on my seat....riding down the road with both feet slung out to the same side of the bike doing the can can......

time to grow up....and i did...all afternoon...

and i plan to keep doing this....somethings triggered me

i was always so angry with myself that i rode the way i did and had no self control or patience on the roads...

now ive woken up and plan to keep it that way...

i know your probably all going to poke shit at me about this thread go ahead i know what ive been doing up until now was stupid and down right dangerous ....

Cheers: Mark

[Jantar]

Nope, no need to poke any shit. I'm pleased to hear that you have suddenly realised that absolute speed isn't always neccessary. Rather its nice to know that you can do it if you need to, but its not always needed.

I find I rarely exceed the speed limit in built up areas, and its not because of any potential fine. You just don't save much time by pushing the boundaries.

So good on you. :yes:

[N4CR]

Woulda thaught having someone you cared about in life would have helped but it didnt.. Can you now understand my wake-up call story?

Good to hear, hope it sticks.....

[skidMark]

and yet with all the riding and splitting lanes you STILL havent made your way to me.
Hmm Yellow pages--repo agents .........

i'm calling you tommorrow .... and going to get ya the check tommorrow at your work or ill drop round when your home...ill ring ya work phone tommorrow and talk to about whens best for you anyways....was going to get hold of you today....but my cellhpone has kicked the bucket so ive lost all my numbers...

but i have your number in a pm somewhere ill dig it out tommorrow

[SwanTiger]

Good to hear Mark, lets hope you actually carry through.

If I hear any more bullshit about buying a ZX10R and riding down the motorway at 300kmp/h lane splitting I'm going to print this thread out and jam the paper down your throat until you choke to death.

[Ixion]

Well done.:yes:

I Corinthians XIII 11

Some might also think upon 1 Corinthians XIII 1

[Highlander]

Well done.:yes:

I Corinthians XIII 11

Some might also think upon 1 Corinthians XIII 1


Well said. Subtle but to the point.

[inlinefour]

Let your actions now do the talking, its what people will measure you by and allready have been.

[NSR-Dan]

go mark, go mark, go mark..............damn where is the pom poms when you need them.

[scumdog]

Damn but that man deserves a DB!:first:

Hope the attitude holds, you may just get to be as old as I am.

[smokeyging]

riding round early this afternoon riding along like a moron again lane splitting in 50 zones and all that stupid crap speeding and so on go round this car and they gave me evils....oh watever look at something else... i think to myself get up to some lights... stopped at the lights....nailed it redlining every gear thinking i am god. flicking it through corners at just plain stupid speeds.

then i dunno wtf it was but i just looked behind had miles behind me thought time to change my ways...i have no idea what bought about this change.....stomped on the anchors down to just hovering on 50 kph... and rode round 50 kph zones at 50 the whole day yes if traffic was doing 55 or so i hovered there but not the usual 90-110+ lane splitting speeds.....

i am sure this is a resolve to myself i need to and am going to keep before i either loose my license or kill myself or somebody else because of my dangerous ways....

thank you to all the people that had told me to just chill and stop playing ghostrider...

i'm sure i will be much better off for it....

and ive had my kicks of being a retard on the roads.... it's time to grow up be an adult and respect that the roads are for others too....

so i am resolving to ride sensibly from now on mainly not speeding but also stopping the weaving in and out of lanes riding down the road standing on my seat....riding down the road with both feet slung out to the same side of the bike doing the can can......

time to grow up....and i did...all afternoon...

and i plan to keep doing this....somethings triggered me

i was always so angry with myself that i rode the way i did and had no self control or patience on the roads...

now ive woken up and plan to keep it that way...

i know your probably all going to poke shit at me about this thread go ahead i know what ive been doing up until now was stupid and down right dangerous ....

Cheers: Mark

Interesting post Mark. The way I see it you have to understand why you were riding so fast in the first place. Could be a lot of reasons. Financial reasons?, inferiority complex? The girl next door say no?, frustrated about something?, if you don’t get it sorted, there is the danger of falling into your bad habits again. Oddly enough a good woman works wonders, and I’m not talking for a good poke here…of course it does help.
Find a friend you trust and won’t brag, have a chat. If you aren’t happy with that, try writing what bothers you on a peace of paper, read that again in 24 hours, then write some more. We all have our bad days, some are dead now. We don’t want that with you.

[Crisis management]

Well done Mark, we all behave badly at some stage but it takes an honest person to acknowledge the fact and a braver one to state it in print. Good on you for standing up and admitting it!

[DingDong]

Get a track day bike as a precaution, I understand the pissed-off attitude bringing the monster out when I was young.

A couple of pretty bad accidents (other people had that I was racing on the street) sorted me out, but it still took a few years before I had even 90% control.
My wife (girlfriend at the time) has some stories to tell of the idiot chasing someone around town and beating the shit outta them at traffic lights... smashing cars... running other cars off the road etc, I just couldnt help it.

I got into bike racing, toyed in sky-diving and a few demo derbies, but I still have a small problem even now.

now, 10 years on... I have a family a mortage and somit to lose... so apart from the odd "door kick" Im fine... I havent hit anyone and have stuck mostly (pretty much)to the laws road rules.

Good on ya... but be warned, It aint over yet:bye:

[Finn]

That's good news virgin. Now all that's left is a haircut, getting layed, finding a job and tidying up your room.

Good boy.

[Sniper]

Good to see that you have learnt the error in your ways. Now give me 10 Hail Marys, 50 Our Fathers and a bucket of Ice Cream

[Badcat]

Mark, all the shit we babble about living long enough to grow up is just noise - until you start to think and act differently.
I rode with some old friends a couple of weeks back and was surprised that they rode like fuckwits in the city - wheelies out of the lights, 90KPH in a 50 etc etc etc. Then when we got to the open road and the twisties - they both slowed right down BECAUSE THEY COULDNT RIDE VERY WELL.
Both were on 1000 modern sportsbikes.

I guess what i'm trying to say is that for me at least, i'll push myself and take risks where i'm not going to hit a car or a pedestrian (and there's less cops).

Glad to see you thinking about it mate.

[Swoop]

Damn but that man deserves a DB!
WHAT???

You want to punish him?????

[kiwifruit]

Good shit mark, better you learn the time and place thing sooner rather than later.
Dingdong has a good point tho.... a track bike is a spiffing idea :yes:
then you can be a balls out hoon on the track to get it out of your system.

[ManDownUnder]

Good man. Don't give up the speed entirely, it's a great thrill but there is a time and place.

When you're tlking to FROSTY bring up the subject of trackdays if you haven't already.
MDU

[Ixion]

Damn but that man deserves a DB!

WHAT???

You want to punish him?????

Nay, but he's just a lad. Too young for Speights, y'need to be a man for Speights. So he'll have to make do with the lolly water for a few years yet.

[scumdog]

Nay, but he's just a lad. Too young for Speights, y'need to be a man for Speights. So he'll have to make do with the lolly water for a few years yet.

"Drink Speights - Lose yer mates"

Funny how threads turn to beer after a while eh?

[WickedOne]

Good to hear it Mark, hope your resolution lasts!!!

[Big Dave]

Hello Mark
Welcome to where the grown-ups live.
The older you get, the further down the road you can see.

[Macktheknife]

Hey Mark,
Great sentiments, I hope that you are able to maintain it. There are plenty of people here who have done similar dumb stunts in the past, then had similar revelations.... notice they are still here.
Ride safe, you can still have fun.

[ZeroIndex]

nice to hear the change mark.. hope you can keep it up :)

[Finn]

The older you get, the further down the road you can see.

It helps if you're tall too.

[R6_kid]

all im going to say is actions speak louder than words...

90-110kmh 'laneplitting' im assuming in 50kmh zones - that explains your piss poor fuel economy.

Talk me on msn sometime when you've settled your debts and we'll see about going for a ride sometime.

[Big Dave]

It helps if you're tall too.


I noted yesterday that sitting on the Buell I'm taller than a Hi-Ace Van.

This has lean angle repercussions sometimes - yesterday I had to change lines a few times because my head and shoulders were on the wrong side of the road while boots and wheels were 1200mm on the right side.

[Mr. Peanut]

*Imagines Big Dave obliterating some unfortunates wing mirror with his head.*

[Finn]

*Imagines Big Daves head obliterating out some unfortunates wing mirror with his head.*

You mentioned "head" twice in that post. Just a little inyourendo aye Peanus?

[ZeroIndex]

*Imagines Big Daves head obliterating out some unfortunates wing mirror with his head.*
what else is the 'new ZeroIndex designed/photo'd HJC helmet for?'

[Sniper]

what else is the 'new ZeroIndex designed/photo'd HJC helmet for?'

Thats Gladiators helmet you twit :nya:

[ZeroIndex]

Thats Gladiators helmet you twit :nya:
but I made it blue with a gold mirror tint..

[Brett]

Most of us like to ride fast, i know that i do, but it is when and where. Good to hear of your resolve, keep to it!

[Titanium]

"Drink Speights - Lose yer mates"

Funny how threads turn to beer after a while eh?

S ome
P eople
E njoy
I t
G od
H ates
T he
S hit

mmmmm a nice winter ale springs to mind.

[Storm]

Good on ya mate, happy to see you didnt have to go down the road big time or attend any funerals to have the revelation. Big ups for having the stones to post it here too:)

[Maha]

Better to grasp a mature head space now, the other option could easily be in traction being tube fed and years of recovery, like someone else i know, that still has trouble with his legs two years down the track......:yes:

[skidMark]

I forwarded your post to the person who is making a decision on your licence status. He chuckled and mentioned something about a Tui poster.

yeah hopefully he will go easy on me or ill be walking.

and as others have said to get a track bike funnily enough bought an fxr the other day to use for buckets... i'm going to keep the racing for the track now.

[Jantar]

Superior
Piss
Enjoyed
In
Great
Hotels
Throughout (the)
South

[Titanium]

Superior
Piss
Enjoyed
In
Great
Hotels
Throughout (the)
South


And that one too. I remember walking past the speights brewery when it was real.....

[speights_bud]

...y'need to be a man for Speights.

Like me aye :blip:

Good on you Mark, better now than after a mishap.
Best of luck in rides to come:)

[myvice]

Good on ya, you might live longer...
You might not to, so don’t get complacent just caus your being a good boy!
Save it for the track! and back roads...

[skidMark]

had a hair raising monent in the wet just now going through a left hander threw it into the corner hard and got it on it's ear really quick only at about 45 k's but a tight corner....threw it over so fast that the rear just started to slide...suddenly got grip and tried to flip me off with a highside.....the front started sliding too somehow i saved it i have no idea how...any faster and i wouldve been sliding along the tarmac...

i'm still damn shaking

[Turtle]

Good on ya for havin the balls to admit when yve been a dork mark.Theres a time and a place for givin it shit and thats not around town...sooner or lata yr luck runs out doin that shit and wouldnt wanna see you wearin a wooden box just yet.Stik to it.

[stunz]

About two months ago, I had a similar "realisation" :nono: while having a bit of a let-loose on the way home. I got home, broke out the perma-marker and wrote "Drive nicely, comprende?" on the dashboard. Dont really know why, just did. Sometimes though, the words glaring back at me just don't register when you happen across a choice corner or two. Kind of like the warning "smoking causes lung cancer" on a pack of B&H as you break out another stick and light up...

[FROSTY]

The way you took off from my place its a wonder you stayed upright to the top of my hill.
Lil secret--20000rpm and dumping the clutch aint a good way to stay upright

[Finn]

Mark, drive to the conditions when they change reduce your speed.

[sugilite]

Good on ya for making the decision to be careful in the suburban zones.
In the late 80's early 90's there were the infamous vic club castlepoint/riversdale Grand Prix (it alternated each year)
All vic club racers were expected to put lights on their bikes once the nats were finished and got for this ride, same deal every year, cruise to Masterton, get gas at the mobil, then soon as the 100 kph sign came up the invisible flag would drop. This one year I was on my GSXR1100, I took off and tied to gap everyone, I'd look in my mirrors at the end of each straight and swore I could see some lights, so I kept pushing harder and harder. It got to the point where I was sledging the frount so hard that the rubber wore away between the tyre grooves creating these weird steps in the tyre! When I got to Castle point, I waited, and waited and waited for the next person I at first realized that the glint from the sun was all I'd seen in my mirrors. As the minutes ticked by I began for perhaps the 1st time start to think about my mortality. I decided I'd head back in mid pack and show some discipline.

About 20km's out of castle point while in mid pack this FZR1000 bins right in front of me, I managed to avoid the carnage that followed, then why standing there on the side of the road looking at the bike a guy on a RGV250 got a bad case of fixation and rode between me and the ditch on the grass just brushing me as he went past.:gob:
So it was back to the nice safe frount after that, I just took more care when looking in my mirrors :blip:

[Brett]

Mark, drive to the conditions when they change reduce your speed.
LOL...i don't know whether to congratulate or cuss you for bringing that damn jingle to mind.

[Jantar]

Mark, drive to the conditions when they change reduce your speed.

I always get a bit of a giggle at the wording to this one.

So you're cruising on a good road at 100kmh, the road gets damp (conditions shange) so you reduce your speed to 80. The road dries (conditions change) so you reduce your speed to 60. The road gets a bit bumpy (conditions change) so you reduce your speed to 40. The road gets smooth again (conditions change) so you reduce your speed to 20. Next change in road conditions will see you stopped.

It never allows you to increase speed when conditions change for the better.

[Karma]

I always get a bit of a giggle at the wording to this one.

So you're cruising on a good road at 100kmh, the road gets damp (conditions shange) so you reduce your speed to 80. The road dries (conditions change) so you reduce your speed to 60. The road gets a bit bumpy (conditions change) so you reduce your speed to 40. The road gets smooth again (conditions change) so you reduce your speed to 20. Next change in road conditions will see you stopped.

So you're an asian woman driver?

[Jantar]

So you're an asian woman driver?
No, but my wife is blonde. :whistle:

[NC]

Some
People
Even
Insist
God
Hates
The
Shit

[NC]

Southern
People
Enjoy
It's
Great
Hearty
Taste
Sensation

[Madness]

Good on ya Mark. There's a time & place for everything apparently. When I was a young fella I raced around built-up area's like I was Mick Doohan or something, until I t-boned a Hillman Avenger doing a right-hand turn. Made medical history that day 16 years ago and this week has been a tad sore with the :cold: , it's not good for damaged Navicular Joints.

There's nothing wrong with a cold Speights, mate.

[skidMark]

i'm keeping the ghostrider shit for the track....

but i don't think you can stand on the seat during a race...might fall off lol

took the fxr out today damn with the 15 kg of extra weight gone she flies....good excuse to eat more pies

[Toaster]

Well done.:yes:

I Corinthians XIII 11

Some might also think upon 1 Corinthians XIII 1

Remind me.....

[Toaster]

Mark, drive to the conditions when they change reduce your speed.

Now I've got that stupid radio song going thru my head dammit!!

[Toaster]

Mark, I am impressed at your decision to pull your head in. I am glad you did it before someone had to scrape your head up off the road.

I sold my GSXR1000 and bought a cruiser... slowed me down no end.
Whatever works to keep us alive and enjoying the life left dude.

Ride safe and grin.

[peasea]

Whatever works to keep us alive and enjoying the life left dude.

Touring the Mainland a couple of summers ago my lady and I were going so slow, dropping down through the cogs, we got to the stage where we decided to actually stop. It dawned on us that there WAS no hurry. The West Coast turned on such stunning weather that we postponed our stay at Lake Paringa for 24hrs just so we could go real slow for the next day also. It works sometimes.

[Ryder]

Good boy Mark!!! I'm proud of ya!!! :yes: Keep it up and maybe I'll shout ya a beer! :drinknsin

[sinfull]

Good boy Mark!!! I'm proud of ya!!! :yes: Keep it up and maybe I'll shout ya a beer! :drinknsin

Bloody dredger !!!!

[007XX]

Hey Mark...that is some of the very best news I have in a while! You keep it up man...

Oddly enough, I do think it would be a damn shame and waste to have someone like you kill himself. Keep safe. I'd say I'd look forward to riding along with you, but i'm such a nana, I'd be worried to bore you even with your new resolutions of keeping the speed low ;)

[Subike]

look at the date of the thread. :sleep:

[kevfromcoro]

[QUOTE=Toaster;1000975]Mark, I am impressed at your decision to pull your head in. I am glad you did it before someone had to scrape your head up off the road.

I sold my GSXR1000 and bought a cruiser... slowed me down no end.


dude.Ride safe and grin.[/QUOTE
went out with a mate last week on the back of his VTX 1300...
they certanly slow you down alright...dought if we did over 90...
enjoyed every minute....
quite strange...i have been riding with guy most of my life...and we youst to ride like lunatics....
had to go to ACC last week..the lady said..we have more bike related accidents than anything....
food for thought..
good on you for slowing down.....

[skidMark]

old thread... lol:blink:

[WelshWizard]

original post date 2nd July 2006, 23:26
riding round early this afternoon riding along like a moron again lane splitting in 50 zones and all that stupid crap speeding and so on go round this car and they gave me evils....oh watever look at something else... i think to myself get up to some lights... stopped at the lights....nailed it redlining every gear thinking i am god. flicking it through corners at just plain stupid speeds.

then i dunno wtf it was but i just looked behind had miles behind me thought time to change my ways...i have no idea what bought about this change.....stomped on the anchors down to just hovering on 50 kph... and rode round 50 kph zones at 50 the whole day yes if traffic was doing 55 or so i hovered there but not the usual 90-110+ lane splitting speeds.....

i am sure this is a resolve to myself i need to and am going to keep before i either loose my license or kill myself or somebody else because of my dangerous ways....

thank you to all the people that had told me to just chill and stop playing ghostrider...

i'm sure i will be much better off for it....

and ive had my kicks of being a retard on the roads.... it's time to grow up be an adult and respect that the roads are for others too....

so i am resolving to ride sensibly from now on mainly not speeding but also stopping the weaving in and out of lanes riding down the road standing on my seat....riding down the road with both feet slung out to the same side of the bike doing the can can......

time to grow up....and i did...all afternoon...

and i plan to keep doing this....somethings triggered me

i was always so angry with myself that i rode the way i did and had no self control or patience on the roads...

now ive woken up and plan to keep it that way...

i know your probably all going to poke shit at me about this thread go ahead i know what ive been doing up until now was stupid and down right dangerous ....

Cheers: Mark

So what happened:yes:?

[McJim]

So what happened:yes:?

2 years of Mark riding just the same as he had done before really.

[scumdog]

Didn't his last bike get impounded a month or two back:shutup:?

What happened there??:blink:

[EJK]

Didn't his last bike get impounded a month or two back:shutup:?

What happened there??:blink:

What have you done! :shit:

[skidMark]

Didn't his last bike get impounded a month or two back:shutup:?

What happened there??:blink:


Its hiding in the deepest depths of the south, rangiora, cus i dont have the funds to get it up here yet, i dont get paid enough lol

[hayd3n]

i think he found a new love of 4 wheels

[SVboy]

Do tell all.

[EJK]

<img width="340" src="http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/028/433/ThreadNecromancer.png" />

People used to get red reps for doing that.

[PrincessBandit]

Bloody hell, at first I thought Mark was back.

Must admit though I nearly cried reading V's post...

[Big Dog]

This thread won't stay on the bottom of the river. It as been dredged a few times.

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[Akzle]

me too .

[Big Dog]

me too .
You keep getting dredged up or toy thought skiddie was back?

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[MrMarko]

You keep getting dredged up or toy thought skiddie was back?

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Maybe he is.

[Akzle]

You keep getting dredged up or toy thought skiddie was back?

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yes .

[MrMarko]

yes .

Your posts are.... interesting.

Perhaps one day you will grow up, lets hope you live long enough.

[Maha]

Your posts are.... interesting.

Perhaps one day you will grow up, lets hope you live long enough.

He just craves the feeling of being included, no matter how trivial the topic.

[MrMarko]

He just craves the feeling of being included, no matter how trivial the topic.

Reminds me of a boy i once knew very well a few years ago. There isn't much point in attention if it isn't beneficial to your life.

Hope you have been keeping well.

[Akzle]

Your posts are.... interesting.

Perhaps one day you will grow up, lets hope you live long enough.

lmfao. oh honey, just you wait

[Akzle]

He just craves the feeling of being included, no matter how trivial the topic.

:laugh::laugh:
http://g02.a.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1G7nTIVXXXXX7XpXXq6xXFXXXw/Large-home-power-wet-steam-iron-irons-for-clothes-ceramic-floor-water-leak-SteamIrons14.jpg
the ironing is super large.


remind me the last time my (or anyone's, actually) signature was quoting, or about YOU
:laugh:
gaylord.

[MrMarko]

:laugh::laugh:
http://g02.a.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1G7nTIVXXXXX7XpXXq6xXFXXXw/Large-home-power-wet-steam-iron-irons-for-clothes-ceramic-floor-water-leak-SteamIrons14.jpg
the ironing is super large.


remind me the last time my (or anyone's, actually) signature was quoting, or about YOU
:laugh:
gaylord.

I wasn't aware the meaning of life and its value was how much you could be quoted in somebody's signature.

You think you are a troll you think you gain some kind of respect being loathed. Stop trying to be who i was, you will never do it as well as i did. Nor should you ever wish to emulate.

Nice gaylord close though. I'd do him. you've got my hopes up now.

[MrMarko]

lmfao. oh honey, just you wait

5 years ago, sure.

Now... ehhh i'm good. :niceone:

[Maha]

I wasn't aware the meaning of life and its value was how much you could be quoted in somebody's signature.

You think you are a troll you think you gain some kind of respect being loathed. Stop trying to be who i was, you will never do it as well as i did. Nor should you ever wish to emulate.

Nice gaylord close though. I'd do him. you've got my hopes up now.

He just keeps proving either me right or himself wrong with his dip-shit posts and gets all chubby when his backup posse arrives. His attempts at sarcasm needs a lot of work.

[MrMarko]

He just keeps proving either me right or himself wrong with his dip-shit posts and gets all chubby when his backup posse arrives. His attempts at sarcasm need a lot of work.

Speaking of chubby. that wasn't a no?

[Drew]

He just keeps proving either me right or himself wrong with his dip-shit posts and gets all chubby when his backup posse arrives. His attempts at sarcasm needs a lot of work.

I'm here now. What I miss?

[Akzle]

I'm here now. What I miss?

the wooshing sound as pretty much everything goes straight over his head

[Katman]

the wooshing sound as pretty much everything goes straight over his head

You need to aim lower.

[Akzle]

I wasn't aware the meaning of life and its value was how much you could be quoted in somebody's signature.

You think you are a troll you think you gain some kind of respect being loathed. Stop trying to be who i was, you will never do it as well as i did. Nor should you ever wish to emulate.

Nice gaylord close though. I'd do him. you've got my hopes up now.

emulate? bitch please, I am the original.
plus my troll level >9000. you... paltry
evidenced by just how much attention I get with such minimal input.

[Maha]

the wooshing sound as pretty much everything goes straight over his head

That familiar sound you get when you drive with your window down?
1/2 of the Axlettes have arrived, you can relax now.

[MrMarko]

emulate? bitch please, I am the original.
plus my troll level >9000. you... paltry
evidenced by just how much attention I get with such minimal input.

Get off my thread. :rolleyes:

[Maha]

Get off my thread. :rolleyes:

Last time he heard that someone was spinning some wool.

[MrMarko]

Last time he heard that someone was spinning some wool.

I wondered why i felt a prick.

[MrMarko]

the wooshing sound as pretty much everything goes straight over his head

https://youtu.be/N4d7Wp9kKjA

[PrincessBandit]

1/2 of the Axlettes have arrived, you can relax now.


Here are the rest (their numbers have grown...)
323816

[Maha]

I agree that the Axlettes do resemble a cheer leading team.

[MrMarko]

I agree that the Axlettes do resemble a chair leading team.

Where do they lead the chairs? did the villagers not pay for removal of the vermin?

[Maha]

Where do they lead the chairs? did the villagers not pay for removal of the vermin?

On their days off they turn them upside down and use the legs as stools.

[MrMarko]

On their days off they turn them upside down and use the legs as stools.

Just. LOL.

[Subike]

mmmmm! okayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy