Religious Ravings (Poll)

[Motoracer]

How long is the Religious Ravings thread going to last?

[FROSTY]

too long already??

[jrandom]

How long is the Religious Ravings thread going to last?

Perhaps Spanky could confirm whether it has indeed hit a record as the longest thread ever.

Next week: Tune in as MikeL and myself kick off a discussion on the latest Gummint Budget, and why we should, in fact, just let the lower classes fend for themselves.

[duckman]

You need another option:

"This argument has been going on since God was in short trousers and it's not going to be resolved by a bunch of bikers dodging work to express their opinions on the net" 1 Vote from me ..... *Flame on* :finger:

[k14]

And to think my thread on the gay test started it all.

I haven't even looked at the thread since it was about 4 pages long, such a waste of time.

[Ms Piggy]

Next week: Tune in as MikeL and myself kick off a discussion on the latest Gummint Budget, and why we should, in fact, just let the lower classes fend for themselves.

Oh noooo! Not while I meant to be studying for exams! Can't you wait a coupla weeks and then I'll be able to Don Brash bash to my hearts content :eek:

[White trash]

Lets see if we can get this thread to overtake the other.

Sensible posts only folks! :stoogie:

[k14]

Lets see if we can get this thread to overtake the other.

Sensible posts only folks! :stoogie:

Sounds like a plan.

[jrandom]

Sounds like a plan.

Yes, absolutely.

[Motoracer]

Yes, absolutely.

Definetly! :yes:

I feel a closed road comming along real soon though :pinch:

[jrandom]

I feel a closed road comming along real soon though :pinch:

Ooooh, he'd never dare.

[Ms Piggy]

Sensible posts only folks! :stoogie:

Sensible posts! That hardly sounds like fun! :bleh:

[James Deuce]

You need another option:

"This argument has been going on since God was in short trousers and it's not going to be resolved by a bunch of bikers dodging work to express their opinions on the net" 1 Vote from me ..... *Flame on* :finger:

Precisely WHY it, and other issues like it that evoke similar responses to yours NEED to be discussed.

That response is as pat and dogmatic as anything the Zed quotes from the Bible, and is roughly parallel in the development of civilised excuses as "I was only following orders".

[FROSTY]

well as god is a motorcyclist I guess its important we talk about him :gob:
--ducks for cover waiting for a stream of abuse

[Motoracer]

So... God... What tires do you run on your bike mate?

[Jackrat]

Lets see if we can get this thread to overtake the other.

Sensible posts only folks! :stoogie:

Nah sod that,treat it with the contempt it deserves. :moon:
I think I'll start studying Satanism,,Sounds like they have more fun. :devil2:

[Skyryder]

Maybe the answer to this is a Religous Biker Forum. Not to sure how many of us will visit but does it matter?

Skyryder

[Kwaka-Kid]

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[Two Smoker]

So... God... What tires do you run on your bike mate?
Well god rides a CT110 :lol: so im guessing Kinda Surprise tyres or maybe Cheng Shit tyres?????

[SPman]

Just set yr page to 100...oh...40 posts, then its not so big - or 5 posts, then its huge.

[menace]

need an option saying it will never end as it is a pointless argument... we all know that i am GOD and i can tell you all i do exist... :p


MUAUAHAHA

[merv]

Watching "On Any Sunday" back in 1973 I thought Malcolm Smith was God.

[rodgerd]

Nah sod that,treat it with the contempt it deserves. :moon:
I think I'll start studying Satanism,,Sounds like they have more fun. :devil2:

You don't need imaginary friends to have fun.

[SPman]

Watching "On Any Sunday" back in 1973 I thought Malcolm Smith was God. Malcom Smith....aahhh...nearer my God to thee...........wtf?

[MikeL]

Keep going, guys. At this rate you'll soon catch up and overtake me, Zed and the other diehards. And with such meaningful posts, too!

Already I'm feeling the strain... Nothing achieved at work, constant funny looks from my wife at home as I disappear into the computer room, the beginnings of RSI...

And for what, I ask? Has it all been worth while? Have I converted anyone??

Do I have the strength to go on? Who shall succour me? And whence shall come my deliverance?

[merv]

And for what, I ask? Has it all been worth while? Have I converted anyone

Nope, not me.

[jrandom]

Do I have the strength to go on? Who shall succour me? And whence shall come my deliverance?

In your darkest hour, you may take solace in the undeserved grace of Bob, the divine drilling-equipment salesman.

Because that's the way Eris likes it.

Also, I think you may have a little difficulty converting people; you don't really have anything to convert them *to*. Unless you want to claim victories for sanity and reason, which I suspect would be a bit of a lost cause in any case.

Could we go back to threads about whisky now?

[BritStorm]

Why he'd run Pirelli DIABLOS of course!

[Hitcher]

Yay verily, brothers and sisters, the Religious Ravings poll shall go on endlessly and forever. It shall be pompous and erudite, banal yet humorous, facile yet perceptive. It shall soothe those who seek truth and irritate the niggly. Like a moth to a flame ye shall be drawn. Here endeth the lesson...

[RiderInBlack]

So... God... What tires do you run on your bike mate?:killingmeGood One MR (you were you asking so you would know what to put on your bike for Taupo:sly: )
Ooh, and God, how do you scub them in without riding the bike (just asking for XJ/Frosty)?:D

[Racey Rider]

Do I have the strength to go on? Who shall succour me? And whence shall come my deliverance?

And who will get the Last word in?!!

[White trash]

Me. Bugger, that's too short. Now it's not.

I can't believe how many people are willing to beat their head against a brick wall in the hope of converting or even just making people understand thier belief!

"Let it go guys! Let's just ride and have fun!"

[Jesus Christ]

I can't believe how many people are willing to beat their head against a brick wall in the hope of converting or even just making people understand thier belief!

I know, it's silly really. I say let them believe what makes them happy and let daddy sort them out later :innocent:



"Let it go guys! Let's just ride and have fun!"

Amen to that :)

[SPman]

Me. Bugger, that's too short. Now it's not.

I can't believe how many people are willing to beat their head against a brick wall in the hope of converting or even just making people understand thier belief!

"Let it go guys! Let's just ride and have fun!"
Convert? Understand?
You're pullin yrself, mate!
Just go for the last sentence and we sado masochists will beat our brains against the candle flame that forever draws us in.

[Allah]

I know, it's silly really. I say let them believe what makes them happy and let daddy sort them out later :innocent:




Amen to that :)

WELL SAID, BOY.

HEHEHEHEH - THAT ZED IS IN FOR A SHOCK!

[RiderInBlack]

Lets see if we can get this thread to overtake the other.

Sensible posts only folks! :stoogie:
Oh I'm sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour?:whistle:

[spudchucka]

Personally I think the Religous Ravings thread needs a virtual "holy handgrenade" to decide the winner.

[merv]

The winner is........ bikes!! It still hasn't put is off bikes no matter what stuff Zed is preaching.

[Allah]

WHY DON'T YOU GUYS GO AND MAKE WITH THE BIKE STUFF AND LEAVE THE RELIGION TO ME. IT'S VERY BUSY HERE, WE'RE PREPARING A SPECIAL REGION OF HADES FOR ZED - FOR ETERNITY HE WILL RIDE A CX500 AROUND THE STREETS OF NEW PLYMOUTH ON A FRIDAY NIGHT...HEHEHEHEHEH

[Hitcher]

Wow! The VIP list has arrived in force! Woo hoo!

[Motoracer]

WHY DON'T YOU GUYS GO AND MAKE WITH THE BIKE STUFF AND LEAVE THE RELIGION TO ME. IT'S VERY BUSY HERE, WE'RE PREPARING A SPECIAL REGION OF HADES FOR ZED - FOR ETERNITY HE WILL RIDE A CX500 AROUND THE STREETS OF NEW PLYMOUTH ON A FRIDAY NIGHT...HEHEHEHEHEH

Give it up sk8r_boi.

[Hitcher]

Give it up sk8r_boi.

Nah, the spelling's too good...

[Allah]

Give it up sk8r_boi.


IN MY MUNIFICENCE I WILL NOT STRIKE YOU DEAD FOR YOUR BLASPHEMY.
INSTEAD I WILL GIVE YOU A DISFIGURED CONTENANCE AND A SMALL MEMBER - AHHH I SEE I AM TOO LATE, YOU ARE ALREADY UGLY AND HAVE A SMALL WILLY...

[Motoracer]

Wat a fucking toss. No wonder some of your followers are blowing themselves up or flying into buildings.

My confidence can't be brought down by little weeners like yourself cause as long as I get my fair share of the laides, I am happy. :whistle:

[SPman]

Give it up sk8r_boi.
:D:D:D:D:sneaky2:

[White trash]

WHY DON'T YOU GUYS GO AND MAKE WITH THE BIKE STUFF AND LEAVE THE RELIGION TO ME. IT'S VERY BUSY HERE, WE'RE PREPARING A SPECIAL REGION OF HADES FOR ZED - FOR ETERNITY HE WILL RIDE A CX500 AROUND THE STREETS OF NEW PLYMOUTH ON A FRIDAY NIGHT...HEHEHEHEHEH

Now that is fucken funny :lol:

Even if it is a little nasty..... :Pokey:

[Coldkiwi]

...actually.. i would've thought the only tyres god might not use would be diablos!

must be supercorsas then :)

[merv]

Isn't New Plymouth a bit grand for punishment, surely Hunterville or Eketahuna would be the place to consign Zed to.

[Allah]

Isn't New Plymouth a bit grand for punishment, surely Hunterville or Eketahuna would be the place to consign Zed to.

WE'RE SAVING THOSE FOR HELEN CLARKE AND MICHAEL CULLEN

[Allah]

Wat a fucking toss. No wonder some of your followers are blowing themselves up or flying into buildings.

My confidence can't be brought down by little weeners like yourself cause as long as I get my fair share of the laides, I am happy. :whistle:

LADY GERBILS DON'T COUNT
DON'T FORGET, I SEE ALL - I KNOW ABOUT THAT MAGAZINE IN YOUR KARZI AND THE BATTERY POWERED DEVICE IN YOUR SOCK DRAWER...

[Motoracer]

LADY GERBILS DON'T COUNT
DON'T FORGET, I SEE ALL - I KNOW ABOUT THAT MAGAZINE IN YOUR KARZI AND THE BATTERY POWERED DEVICE IN YOUR SOCK DRAWER...

Oh shit!! How does he know?? :shit:

Maybe... he is the one.... Forgive me Allah for I have sined by questioning you :not:

[Allah]

Oh shit!! How does he know?? :shit:

Maybe... he is the one.... Forgive me Allah for I have sined by questioning you :not:

THAT'S BETTER.
YOU WILL BE REWARDED IN PARADISE MY SON.
(WE ARE HAVING TROUBLE FINDING 72 VIRGINS AS PROMISED IN THE KORAN THOUGH - WOULD SOME REALLY ATTRACTIVE HAMSTERS SUFFICE?)

[White trash]

WE'RE SAVING THOSE FOR HELEN CLARKE AND MICHAEL CULLEN

ROTFLMAO

"Stop, stop. You're killing me"! :killingme

[RiderInBlack]

THAT'S BETTER.
YOU WILL BE REWARDED IN PARADISE MY SON.
(WE ARE HAVING TROUBLE FINDING 72 VIRGINS AS PROMISED IN THE KORAN THOUGH - WOULD SOME REALLY ATTRACTIVE HAMSTERS SUFFICE?)
As long as they are not Siberian Hamsters called "Basil":killingme

[menace]

Will this thread be longfer than the thread you guys are mocking... :killingme :not:

[White trash]

Will this thread be longfer than the thread you guys are mocking... :killingme :not:

I certainly hope so! It's also a shit load more entertaining!

[Motoracer]

THAT'S BETTER.
YOU WILL BE REWARDED IN PARADISE MY SON.
(WE ARE HAVING TROUBLE FINDING 72 VIRGINS AS PROMISED IN THE KORAN THOUGH - WOULD SOME REALLY ATTRACTIVE HAMSTERS SUFFICE?)

Could I please be rewarded at Taupo on the 5th of June insted, if not as well? :2thumbsup

[MikeL]

I think you people have been watching too much Monty Python. This silliness must stop NOW.
If not, I will punish you by posting the rest of my arguments (39 pages not including bibliography) on the other thread.

[jrandom]

I think you people have been watching too much Monty Python. This silliness must stop NOW.

Absolutely. Agreed. I think there should be no more silliness. You're all far too silly.

Also, I think it would be EXTREMELY silly to attempt to meaninglessly prolong this very silly thread in a juvenile attempt to catch up to the other one. What do you guys think?

[Motoracer]

Also, I think it would be EXTREMELY silly to attempt to meaninglessly prolong this very silly thread in a juvenile attempt to catch up to the other one. What do you guys think?

It is not! :angry2: :baby:

[White trash]

Absolutely. Agreed. I think there should be no more silliness. You're all far too silly.

Also, I think it would be EXTREMELY silly to attempt to meaninglessly prolong this very silly thread in a juvenile attempt to catch up to the other one. What do you guys think?

In the famous words of Tom Hanks in "Catch me if you can"

Knock, knock.....

[Hitcher]

Knock, knock.....

Who's there?

Little boy blue

Little boy blue who?

Michael Jackson

[k14]

Woah, this is up to 5 pages now, not long to go. Just keep spamming guys, I'll do my bit.

[jrandom]

Woah, this is up to 5 pages now, not long to go. Just keep spamming guys, I'll do my bit.

Not long to go? It's only 1/10th the size of the other one! More effort is required!

[jrandom]

Knock, knock.....

Who's there?

[RiderInBlack]

Could I please be rewarded at Taupo on the 5th of June insted, if not as well? :2thumbsupDon't know how 72 hamsters are going to help you at Taupo MR.

A new secret racing fuel for the GSXR (like they pee into your tank or you mash them up into your tank)?

Or has that GSXR got a big hamster wheel inside it?

[jrandom]

Don't no how 72 hamsters are going to help you at Taupo MR.

He wants them for the after-race relaxation. Duh.

[k14]

Who's there?

Roger :Police:

[Motoracer]

Or has that GSXR got a big hamster wheel inside it?[/color][/size][/font]

Yep it sure does. They aren't just any ol hamsters, they are virgin hamsters. I have told my little beauties, the sooner I can get a win the sonner I'll let them bonk each other. Now you can imagine why my bike performs the way it does.

[RiderInBlack]

He wants them for the after-race relaxation. Duh.What like budget "Brolly Girls"?

[Motoracer]

What like budget "Brolly Girls"?

Na, for relaxing with a nice dose of soothing music, that is "The Hamster Song".

[jrandom]

Roger :Police:

Roger who?

[RiderInBlack]

Yep it sure does. They aren't just any ol hamsters, they are virgin hamsters. I have told my little beauties, the sooner I can get a win the sonner I'll let them bonk each other. Now you can imagine why my bike performs the way it does.
Ooh, in that case what you need is Lemings, Mate. No fear those things. Keep going even when you look like your going to bin it.

[jrandom]

I'll let them bonk each other right after Big Daddy Motoracer pops their little hamster cherries.

I always knew you were a dodgy bastard, MR.

[Motoracer]

I always knew you were a dodgy bastard, MR.

Mmmmmmh Hamsters :love:

Ok that's it! We are like stoned or drunk in a party or something talking about the stupidest thing! Change of subject...

[jrandom]

Ok that's it! We are like stoned or drunk in a party or something talking about the stupidest thing! Change of subject...

Right. Yes. HAMSTER No more silliness HAMSTER whatsoever.

Now, HAMSTER what shall we HAMSTER HAMSTER talk about, chaps?

[Hitcher]

Right. Yes. HAMSTER No more silliness HAMSTER whatsoever.

Now, HAMSTER what shall we HAMSTER HAMSTER talk about, chaps?

Begonias? how strange. We usually get tulips from hamster jam.

[Coldkiwi]

Begonias? how strange. We usually get tulips from hamster jam.

but the real question is: Is a hamster heavier than a duck?

and if the hamster IS heavier than a duck, then she must be....?

[RiderInBlack]

but the real question is: Is a hamster heavier than a duck?
African or European?

[Two Smoker]

Who's there?

Little boy blue

Little boy blue who?

Michael Jackson
LMAO, nice one hitcher.......

[k14]

Roger who?

Dunno, just the first name that came to my head.

[k14]

but the real question is: Is a hamster heavier than a duck?

and if the hamster IS heavier than a duck, then she must be....?

Hmmm, i thinks i gots to get me some hamsters. What about guinea pigs? Are they any good??

[jrandom]

African or European?

What? I don't know thaaaaaarrrrrrggggggghhhh!

[riffer]

Found on the net one day:


If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet
syndrome including toilet-flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below will
have you laughing out LOUD!

Overview: I had to take my son's hamster to the vet. Here's what
happened:

Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was
"something wrong" with one of the two hamsters he holds prisoner in
his room.

"He's just lying there looking sick," he told me. "I'm serious, Dad. Can you help?"
I put my best hamster-healer statement on my face and followed him
into his bedroom. One of the little rodents was indeed lying on his back, looking stressed. I immediately knew what to do.

"Honey," I called, "! come look at the hamster!"
"Oh, my gosh," my wife diagnosed after a minute. "She's having babies."

"What?" my son demanded. "But their names are Bert and Ernie, Mom!"
I was equally outraged. "Hey, how can that be? I thought we said we
didn't want them to reproduce," I accused my wife.

"Well, what do you want me to do, post a sign in their cage?" she
inquired. (I actually think she said this sarcastically!)

"No, but you were supposed to get two boys!" I reminded her, (in my
most loving, calm, sweet voice, while gritting my teeth together).

"Yeah, Bert and Ernie!" my son agreed.

"Well, it's just a little hard to tell on some guys, ya know," she
informed me. (Again with the sarcasm, ya think?)

By now the rest of the family had gathered to see what was going
on. I shrugged, deciding to make the best of it.

"Kids, this is going to be a wondrous experience, I announced.
"We're about to witness the miracle of birth."

"OH, Gross!", they shrieked.

"Well, isn't THAT just Great!; what are we going to do with a
litter of tiny little hamster babies?" my wife wanted to know. (I
really do think she was being snotty here, too, don't you?)
We peered at the patient. After much struggling, what looked like a
tiny foot would appear briefly, vanishing a scant second later.

"We don't appear to be making much progress," I noted.

"It's breech," my wife whispered, horrified.

"Do something, Dad!" my son urged.

"Okay, okay." Squeamishly, I reached in and grabbed the foot when
it next appeared, giving it a gingerly tug. It disappeared. I tried
several more times with the same results.

"Should I call 911?" my eldest daughter wanted to know.

"Maybe they could talk us through the trauma." (You see a pattern
here with the females in my house?)

"Let's get Ernie to the vet," I said grimly. We drove to the vet
with my son holding the cage in his lap.

"Breathe, Ernie breathe," he urged.

"I don't think hamsters do Lamaze," his mother noted to him. (Women
can be so cruel to their own young. I mean what she does to me is
one thing, but this boy is of her womb, for God's sake.)

The vet took Ernie back to the examining room and peered at the
little animal through a magnifying glass.

"What do you think, Doc, a c-section?" I suggested scientifically.

"Oh, very interesting," he murmured. "Mr. and Mrs. Cameron, may I
speak to you privately for a moment?" I gulped, nodding for my son
to step outside.

"Is Ernie going to be okay?" my wife asked.

"Oh, perfectly," the vet assured us. "This hamster is not in labor.
In fact, that isn't EVER going to happen... Ernie is a boy."

"What!?"

"You see, Ernie is a young male. And occasionally, as they come
into maturity, like most male species, they um....
er....masturbate. Just the way he did, lying on his back." He
blushed, glancing at my wife.

"Well, you know what I'm saying, Mr. Cameron." We were silent,
absorbing this.

"So Ernie's just... just... Excited?", my wife offered.

"Exactly," the vet replied, relieved that we understood. More
silence.

Then my viscous, cruel wife started to giggle. And giggle. And then
even laugh loudly.

"What's so funny?" I demanded, knowing, but not believing that the
woman I married would commit the upcoming affront to my flawless
manliness.

Tears were now running down her face. "It's just...that...I'm
picturing you pulling on its... its...teeny little..."
she gasped for more air to bellow in laughter once more.

"That's enough," I warned. We thanked the Veterinarian and
hurriedly bundled the hamsters and our son back into the car.

He was glad everything was going to be okay.

"I know Ernie's really thankful for what you've done, Dad," he told
me.

"Oh, you have NO idea," my wife agreed, collapsing with laughter.

2 Hamsters - 10 bucks...
1 Cage - 20 bucks
Trip to the Vet ...30 bucks...
Mental picture of your hubby pulling on the hamster's wacker........
Priceless!

[Posh Tourer :P]

What? I don't know thaaaaaarrrrrrggggggghhhh!

Possibly the best part of Holy Grail...
Actually no make that indisputably the best

[RiderInBlack]

2 Hamsters - 10 bucks...
1 Cage - 20 bucks
Trip to the Vet ...30 bucks...
Mental picture of your hubby pulling on the hamster's wacker........
Priceless!
:killingme Sure was priceless. Needed that after reading the other Thread. Think I'll cancel me subscripation to the other Thread. It's not a fun as this one:msn-wink:

Ooh Posh, spot on about the MP quote:Punk:

[amylou]

[QUOTE=Motoracer]Definetly! :yes:

wat a brillant idea rock baby
AmyLou

[amylou]

mj joke funni as my friends msn name is "posh spice admitted to having an affair with mj but mj denies it and says he was in broklyn"
yuck everyone watch out for mj
lock away the kids

[Motoracer]

mj joke funni as my friends msn name is "posh spice admitted to having an affair with mj but mj denies it and says he was in broklyn"
yuck everyone watch out for mj
lock away the kids

Michael Jackson was pretty cool man, before he decided to go all weird and shit.

[jrandom]

mj joke funni as my friends msn name is ...

OK. Right. Now that (presumably) I have a teenager's attention for a few milliseconds, could you PLEASE explain this bloody annoying obsession among the current school population of having stranger-than-feck online chat usernames that go on for paragraphs and paragraphs?

What's it all about?

[White trash]

They're up to 40 pages over there in the Religious Ravings thread.

[Allah]

They're up to 40 pages over there in the Religious Ravings thread.


THEY DISPLEASE ME GREATLY.
HOWEVER I WILL NOT PUNISH THEM AS I CAN SEE THEIR FUTURES.

VERILY THEY WILL GROW UP AND THEY SHALL BE BEREFT OF HAIR. THEY WILL NOT KNOW ANY WOMAN AND THEY SHALL LAY WITH GOATS AND OTHER BEASTS OF THE FIELD. AND LO, THEIR NEIGHBOURS SHALL CAST THEM OUT, SAYING BEGON FROM THE SIGHT OF MEN O PENCIL NECKED GEEKS.

[Motoracer]

O Allah, you are o so random.

[Allah]

O Allah, you are o so random.

DON'T CRAWL. IF YOU DISPLEASE ME AGAIN THAT RASH WITHIN THY BREECHES WILL NEVER HEAL...

[Motoracer]

DON'T CRAWL. IF YOU DISPLEASE ME AGAIN THAT RASH WITHIN THY BREECHES WILL NEVER HEAL...
:Oi:!! There are some ladies in the forum here. We don't want to give them the wrong idea just cause we have a score to settle, do we?

:Playnice:

[Allah]

:Oi:!! There are some ladies in the forum here. We don't want to give them the wrong idea just cause we have a score to settle, do we?

:Playnice:

BE AT PEACE YOUNG RACER, FOR IT IS WRITTEN THAT A CAMEL WILL PASS THROUGH THE EYE OF A NEEDLE BEFORE ONE SUCH AS YOU WILL KNOW THE COMFORTS OF A WOMEN.

[Motoracer]

BE AT PEACE YOUNG RACER, FOR IT IS WRITTEN THAT A CAMEL WILL PASS THROUGH THE EYE OF A NEEDLE BEFORE ONE SUCH AS YOU WILL KNOW THE COMFORTS OF A WOMEN.

Prophecies are almost always like trick questions and the answer is almost always obvious and simple (from what the movies have taught us).

There's probably a big gate somewhere in the Middle East that’s called the "Needles eye" where the camels have been passing through for a very long time.

[White trash]

Prophecies are almost always like trick questions and the answer is almost always obvious and simple (from what the movies have taught us).

There's probably a big gate somewhere in the Middle East that’s called the "Needles eye" where the camels have been passing through for a very long time.

LOL. Good comeback :niceone:

Gotta say, I like this Allah bloke. Seems there might be a religion with a sense of humour yet.

[Allah]

Prophecies are almost always like trick questions and the answer is almost always obvious and simple (from what the movies have taught us).

There's probably a big gate somewhere in the Middle East that’s called the "Needles eye" where the camels have been passing through for a very long time.

DO YOU DARE QUESTION MY PROPHESIES!!!

BE GONE, OR I SHALL MAKE YOU BEGAT FOR ETERNITY WITH THE ONE YOU CALL PAUL HOLMES....

[Motoracer]

DO YOU DARE QUESTION MY PROPHESIES!!!

BE GONE, OR I SHALL MAKE YOU BEGAT FOR ETERNITY WITH THE ONE YOU CALL PAUL HOLMES....

Nope, I just said that your prophesies have already take place.

You are F-ing funny thoe Mr :laugh: :lol:

[RiderInBlack]

THEY DISPLEASE ME GREATLY.
HOWEVER I WILL NOT PUNISH THEM AS I CAN SEE THEIR FUTURES.

VERILY THEY WILL GROW UP AND THEY SHALL BE BEREFT OF HAIR. THEY WILL NOT KNOW ANY WOMAN AND THEY SHALL LAY WITH GOATS AND OTHER BEASTS OF THE FIELD. AND LO, THEIR NEIGHBOURS SHALL CAST THEM OUT, SAYING BEGON FROM THE SIGHT OF MEN O PENCIL NECKED GEEKS.
Oh shit, I've already loss my hair:gob: Mmm, beasts aren't to bad (better than some women I've known), but the pencil neck geek bit really worries me:sweatdrop

[Ms Piggy]

Oh shit, I've already loss my hair:gob: Mmm, beasts aren't to bad (better than some women I've known)
:blink: Toooooooo much information! :laugh:

[Kwaka-Kid]

beasts? i hope we aint talking about man-tools? coz thats pretty open dude.

[Ghost Lemur]

Oh shit, I've already loss my hair:gob: Mmm, beasts aren't to bad (better than some women I've known), but the pencil neck geek bit really worries me:sweatdrop

So what cup size are you?

*looks around*

What??!!?? You were all thinking it too. :lol:

[RiderInBlack]

Hey, I just thought if I was nice to Allah, he might give me some hamsters to make my bike go faster (just like MR's:2thumbsup ).

[Motoracer]

Hey, I just thought if I was nice to Allah, he might give me some hamsters to make my bike go faster (just like MR's:2thumbsup ).

Your hamsters in your bike need to loose some weight as well. Mine only makes out to be about 160+ Kgs dry weight :D

[RiderInBlack]

Your hamsters in your bike need to loose some weight as well. Mine only makes out to be about 160+ Kgs dry weight :DIt's true. My hamsters have an obesity problem. I've feed them too much.

Wait, they might be pregant.



Aaar. That's the problem. No wonder you only let them have sex until after the race, MR.
I new that I shouldn't have put the boy hamsters in with the girl hamsters:buggerd: .

Umm, does anyone want same new hamsters. They've only done a fewww K's:innocent:

[Motoracer]

It's true. My hamsters have an obesity problem. I've feed them too much.

Wait, they might be pregant.



Aaar. That's the problem. No wonder you only let them have sex until after the race, MR.
I new that I shouldn't have put the boy hamsters in with the girl hamsters:buggerd: .

Umm, does anyone want same new hamsters. They've only done a fewww K's:innocent:

Lol, gud one :niceone:

[RiderInBlack]

What bike Satan would ride? - ducati 999 (but he'd put the numbers up-side-down).

What tires would he prefer? pirelli diablos showing fabic, because he's doing burn-outs all the time (it's how he keeps hell so warm and it adds to the smell of brimstone).

In a race would he win? Not fairly.

If he did, would he be cheating? Of course, see above

What helmet would be the best for him? Who in Hell needs a helmet?

Would he speed? Fu*k yes. What's the point of having a Motor Bike if you cann't ride it like a bat out of hell?

Would his rego be up to date? Fu*k Off

Would he spam us? Yep, all the fu*ken time (but he'd make you think it was someone else).

[Hitcher]

What bike Satan would ride? - ducati 999 (but he'd put the numbers up-side-down).

What tires would he prefer? pirelli diablos showing fabic, because he's doing burn-outs all the time (it's how he keeps hell so warm and it adds to the smell of brimstone).

In a race would he win? Not fairly.

If he did, would he be cheating? Of course, see above

What helmet would be the best for him? Who in Hell needs a helmet?

Would he speed? Fu*k yes. What's the point of having a Motor Bike if you cann't ride it like a bat out of hell?

Would his rego be up to date? Fu*k Off

Would he spam us? Yep, all the fu*ken time (but he'd make you think it was someone else).

Well done RIB. A post worthy of an award!

[Satan]

Ahhh....a man after my own heart (well...if I had one).

As for riding Ducati.....well come on - a bike designed by designer clothes wearing fancy boys - fuck off.

I do ride Diablos - but Super Corsas.....because I ride like a demon.

The whole immortality thing kinda reigns supreme over wearing a helmet.

The only reason I go to races is to what the carnage.

Now this fucken bike is more like me....with Devil's cans of course
http://www.roadripping.com/html/modules/coppermine/albums/Sportbikes/normal_dscf0536.jpg (http://www.roadripping.com/html/modules.php?name=coppermine&file=displayimagepopup&pid=695&fullsize=1)

[Coldkiwi]

oooo, thats good use of carbon!

"ride like a demon?" nice words 'satan'.. but can you back them up? :shifty:

me thinks you haven't read any reviews of the 999 if you think it was form over function (thats why it looks so bizarre)

[wkid_one]

Shitttttttt that is a fine R1.......can you please let me know which web site that came from?

[Hitcher]

Shitttttttt that is a fine R1.......can you please let me know which web site that came from?

Nice move...

[wkid_one]

Nice move...
No seriously - I want to find more out about it....that is one tricked out 04

[Ghost Lemur]

No seriously - I want to find more out about it....that is one tricked out 04

The image is located on the
Road Ripping (http://www.roadripping.com) website. May be worth a browse through. I am atm, and will post back if I find further info. ;)

Update: It appears the pic is posted in their Gallery by the site admin, goes by the name jeffbmw. Here (http://www.roadripping.com/html/modules.php?name=Forums&file=profile&mode=viewprofile&u=358) is a link to his profile. Uses icq, msn, and can be emailed. Should just touch-base and ask him where he scored it from/background details.

Oh and here (http://www.roadripping.com/html/modules.php?name=coppermine&file=displayimage&album=1&cat=0&pos=16) is a link to the pic as it appears on the site. Unfortunately doesn't have any more details about it.

[Motoracer]

:argh: I guess 84.21% of you had to be right!

[RiderInBlack]

Hey MR, just found out if I dehydrate my hamsters the CBR1000F still weighs in at 230Kg:sweatdrop There must be a real fat one hiding in that bike somewhere:crybaby:

[Motoracer]

Hey MR, just found out if I dehydrate my hamsters the CBR1000F still weighs in at 230Kg:sweatdrop There must be a real fat one hiding in that bike somewhere:crybaby:

Yep, she's a big girl. There's more to love I guess. :yeah:

[RiderInBlack]

Yep, she's a big girl. There's more to love I guess. :yeah:Yer, I was trying to burn some fat of the hamsters yesterday. Manage to pick-up 250KPH (appearantly she can do just in the excess of 260KPH when all her hamsters are fit (still I do love my babies with some meat on them)!

[Motoracer]

Yer, I was trying to burn some fat of the hamsters yesterday. Manage to pick-up 250KPH (appearantly she can do just in the excess of 260KPH when all her hamsters are fit (still I do love my babies with some meat on them)!

Shit! I hope that was at the back straight of pukie and not the road! You know you should be sticking to the legal and safe speed limit on the road at all times. :nono:

Thats F-ing flying though! I wonder how fast you can pick up that speed since you've got a big torquey 1000cc engine. Any idea of a 0-100 of your bike?

[amylou]

Shit! I hope that was at the back straight of pukie and not the road! You know you should be sticking to the legal and safe speed limit on the road at all times. :nono:

Thats F-ing flying though! I wonder how fast you can pick up that speed since you've got a big torquey 1000cc engine. Any idea of a 0-100 of your bike?

thats right you have to be a good boi like MR and obey the road rules

[RiderInBlack]

Shit! I hope that was at the back straight of pukie and not the road! You know you should be sticking to the legal and safe speed limit on the road at all times. :nono:

Thats F-ing flying though! I wonder how fast you can pick up that speed since you've got a big torquey 1000cc engine. Any idea of a 0-100 of your bike?
According to this dude http://www.geocities.com/MotorCity/6244/cycles91-pres.htm#1993%20Honda%20CBR100F they are as follows:

0-30MPH: 1.3seconds
0-60MPH (approx 0-100KPH): 3.0seconds
0-100MPH (approx 0-160KPH): 5.9seconds
1/4 mile: 121.24MPH in 11.19seconds
Top Speed: 163-169MPH

But being Americian, He's probably full of shit (but it would be fun finding out:D ).

[Kwaka-Kid]

thats right you have to be a good boi like MR and obey the road rules
*cough* GOOD?! *cough* if by good you mean kinky, dirty, fast, or illegal then yep you got the right MR! but if you mean good as in good then someone as sure got you fooled! :P
:buggerd:

[Jeremy]

Edit: Crap, missed the last post date. Last time I click the polls link on the front page.

[Coyote]

Edit: Crap, missed the last post date. Last time I click the polls link on the front page.
What a noob <_<

[zadok]

Acts 2: 38 :yes:

[Hitcher]

Ahem...

What's all this motorcycle discussion doing on this thread? Cease now, least you be smitten down by a plague of locusts! Or something.

Deuteronomy 5:9

[SixPackBack]

well as god is a motorcyclist I guess its important we talk about him :gob:
--ducks for cover waiting for a stream of abuse
Of course he is, 'man is made in the image of god', i'm a man [ hang on] yeh thats right i'm a man an i ride a bike therfore..........

[froggyfrenchman]

metzlers i think.

[pyrocam]

yeah man. totally

[Ixion]

Dunstalls. Definately Dunstalls

[Zapf]

Amen.......

[pyrocam]

halleluja!!!!!