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Sk8r_Boi_
27th May 2004, 21:05
How Many Of You Wanna Be Boi Racers Do Laps On Your Motorbikes..? :headbang:
:scooter:
Why oh why?? Its like a bad smell that just won't go away.
Yeah man, I wish I was a boy racer with my neons and chrome mags, they are awesome.
James Deuce
27th May 2004, 21:11
It must be a sign of encroaching senility, but I really struggle to understand this bloke.
Laps of what? My pipe and slippers?? Nellie the cow? The Chinese takeaway down the road?
How Many Of You Wanna Be Boi Racers Do Laps On Your Motorbikes..? :headbang:
:scooter:
Well why don't you go down to devon st on friday and saturday night and then you can be a "boi racer", whatever floats your boat.
Motoracer
27th May 2004, 21:14
I have done it a couple of times on 150 - 250s for a laugh round Queen St. Boy racers are funny :laugh:
Sk8r_Boi_
27th May 2004, 21:15
Like What All The Boi Racers Do Here In New Plymouth They Lap And Lap And Lap Even More Around Town And All, Never Seen Much Or No Motorbikes Tho Motorbike Would Mow Them I Would Pass The Cars On The Humps Cause They Always Go Slow Over Them Because Of There Body Kits It Funny And Fun All At The Sametime.......
Motoracer
27th May 2004, 21:22
Like What All The Boi Racers Do Here In New Plymouth They Lap And Lap And Lap Even More Around Town And All, Never Seen Much Or No Motorbikes Tho Motorbike Would Mow Them I Would Pass The Cars On The Humps Cause They Always Go Slow Over Them Because Of There Body Kits It Funny And Fun All At The Sametime.......
They just need to come across Andrew and FF. They'll sort them out. :lol:
Two Smoker
27th May 2004, 21:23
They just need to come across Andrew and FF. They'll sort them out. :lol:
Dont forget yourself MR :lol:
Motoracer
27th May 2004, 21:35
For thoes of you who don't know what I am going on about. There was this time in Morensvile when FF almost made a little shit cry. The little dude was raking it up in his "flash as" integra and FF yelled out "what a piece of shit" (as we were having coffee). He raked it up even harder and went away being real pissed off. He came back a couple of more times doing his "laps" and recieved further insults. Ohh mate, it was priceless. :lol:
Then Andrew our hero, goes up and hoons right past them. For their efforts to catch up, they got a ticket from the cops! :killingme
Me, I just like to show off and show um how its done on the FXR :yes:
Yeah it is great to shit on boy racers on our 250cc bikes that cost less than $5k as opposed to their $20k+ cars.
When I was on a ride with dangerous a few weeks back I pulled up next to a evo 3 at the best set of lights in chch for dragging, cause they go straight into a 100kph zone, he was going hard as but i still kicked his arse. Pretty sure he was pissed cause he turned down another street before i had the chance to slow down for him.
Sk8r_Boi_
27th May 2004, 21:40
Yep ive done laps a couple of times and when the god damn boi racers go slow over the humps you pass them real fast and it pissis them off then they follow you then you burn them off.........lol
menace
27th May 2004, 21:45
oI sKATER bOY !
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Sk8r_Boi_
27th May 2004, 21:52
Im not a wanna be boi racer i just made the forum up cause i thought it would be interesting to see how many wanna be boi racers there are out there in the motorbike world [REAL WORLD]
Two Smoker
27th May 2004, 21:59
Motorbike riders aren't boyracers........
Sk8r_Boi_
27th May 2004, 22:02
Im Not Saying They Are Boi Racers Im Just Saying That They Are Wanna Be Boi Racers
Two Smoker
27th May 2004, 22:04
Im Not Saying They Are Boi Racers Im Just Saying That They Are Wanna Be Boi Racers
Well then how the hell can you be a wanna be boy racer?
Motoracer
27th May 2004, 22:08
Well then how the hell can you be a wanna be boy racer?
Aya bro! ya just puts some mean chromies and yar neons and stick some mean boom booms on yar bike bro... you'll be alright eh bro!
Two Smoker
27th May 2004, 22:11
Aya bro! ya just puts some mean chromies and yar neons and stick some mean boom booms on yar bike bro... you'll be alright eh bro!
ROTFLMFAO :killingme: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FzerozeroT
28th May 2004, 06:51
Ow you wak fool, you better bring your bling bling ride down to the lights and gimmie a drag, afore i pop a cap in yo ass!
:ar15:
RiderInBlack
28th May 2004, 08:16
I do laps, but only on the race tracks. I'm not a wanna be "Boi" or a "racer", as I'm too old to be a "Boi" and have no intention of doing bike racing. I do laps at open days on the Tracks improve my skills (not because I think I'd be a good racer).
It's been going on before most of you lot were born - in the 60s as a little boi :bleh: I used to watch the then teenagers driving their cars up and down the main drag and on weekends also at the beach where my Grandmother lived - they would pull the choke part way out on their 100E so it sounded like a hot cam.
Strangly enough as a teenager I did the same thing - the loop in my 38 Chev Coupe was to cruise The Parade in Bucklands Beach (where my GM lived) up to Music Point,then over to Eastern Beach,park up for awhile,then we would go to Howick and back over to Bucklands Beach,around and around and around all weekend - in those days all the chicks walked around in summer wearing just a bikini.Shit man,ya shoulda seen me...I was soooooo cool.
It didn't seem to get done on bikes - friday night was the time for bikes....we would do every bike shop in Auckland,they would be packed,with bikes lined up outside,finaly the place to end up was outside 246 in Queen St.
Nothing has changed but the cars and haircuts.
scumdog
28th May 2004, 09:07
Aya bro! ya just puts some mean chromies and yar neons and stick some mean boom booms on yar bike bro... you'll be alright eh bro!
Ya also need a glum face (like you just found out your puppy had just got run over) - why is it that b/r types and a lot of todays youth seem to go around with a face like that???? - they're alive they're young and the world is their oyster if the want it :crybaby:
scumdog
28th May 2004, 09:18
Well then how the hell can you be a wanna be boy racer?
A little off-topic but took my hot-rod type truck to some drags a while ago, there was also a heap of b/r type cars too.
Mrs Scumdog video'd several runs by various cars, a couple of months later step-son had mates around for a few drinks, they thought my truck and other hot-rod type vehicles were doing "ok" and when the b/r cars fronted up on the video they said "now we'll see some REAL fast cars" - this was followed shortly after by long(er) faces when they realised the b/r cars were (in 90% of the time) a lot slower than the non hi-tech hot rods.
I guess when the b/r cars were going brrrrm--tish-brrrrrrm-tish between the lights in town they LOOKED fast, never mind, I guess most of us have been there too when we were young - but I bet we smiled a whole lot more than these guys do
Sk8r_Boi_
28th May 2004, 11:07
See look at that i knew this forum would end up coming along well, the poll is doing alright and all just start being nice............Ha Ha Ah. :laugh::buggerd:
PeAcE :kick:
phase
28th May 2004, 11:39
I did laps in my mums cortina the other night. Was bad.
16" steering wheel, space savers and vinyl seats. What's up now? What's up? :moon:
Hitcher
28th May 2004, 12:19
Oh for fuck's sake! Stick it in your gargre...
Jackrat
28th May 2004, 12:35
Up an down Hamiltons main drag on friday nights in the Val. :cool:
It was us against the V8 boys.We was faster but they was bigger, meaner,an out numbered us ten to one.Now we all talk about the good old days.
They were too. :yes:
Coldkiwi
28th May 2004, 12:50
why get stuck in traffic on queen street when you can go proper racing at puke?? Stupid sods
Wenier
28th May 2004, 12:52
is it me or has the dictionary been revised and BOY is now spelt BOI someone clarify this please!
Motoracer
28th May 2004, 12:56
I did laps in my mums cortina the other night. Was bad.
16" steering wheel, space savers and vinyl seats. What's up now? What's up? :moon:
I'll come and do some laps with ya man! I'll come on my Ford Econovan and we can show them holdens what real cars... errrr vehicles really are!
riffer
28th May 2004, 12:58
Does Anybody Else Get A Sore Little Finger When They Type Everything Initial-Capped, Or Is It Just Me?
PuppetMaster
28th May 2004, 13:04
Does Anybody Else Get A Sore Little Finger When They Type Everything Initial-Capped, Or Is It Just Me?
Only when its
White trash
28th May 2004, 13:35
is it me or has the dictionary been revised and BOY is now spelt BOI someone clarify this please!
Now look whos calling the fucken kettle black!
You know what they say about people who live in glass houses, mate?
They shouldn't masturbate. :o
Wenier
28th May 2004, 15:04
Now look whos calling the fucken kettle black!
You know what they say about people who live in glass houses, mate?
They shouldn't masturbate. :o
Haha yea yea blah blah blah nah im jus bored have nothing better to do but take the piss and pick out the most insignificant things possible
:)
Motoracer
28th May 2004, 15:07
Haha yea yea blah blah blah nah im jus bored have nothing better to do but take the piss and pick out the most insignificant things possible
:)
Masturbating in a glass house was probably a better option.
Wenier
28th May 2004, 15:08
Masturbating in a glass house was probably a better option.
Well of course i cant pass up the opportunity to do that, its lots of fun you should try it some time!
Motoracer
28th May 2004, 15:13
Well of course i cant pass up the opportunity to do that, its lots of fun you should try it some time!
Ok then, I'll be back in 2mins
jrandom
28th May 2004, 15:14
Ok then, I'll be back in 2mins
It takes that long?
Wenier
28th May 2004, 15:17
i think we hijacked this and went a bit off topic. O Well
jrandom
28th May 2004, 15:19
i think we hijacked this and went a bit off topic. O Well
You mean that wanking is off topic in a thread about boy racers?
I beg to differ.
Motoracer
28th May 2004, 15:23
You mean that wanking is off topic in a thread about boy racers?
I beg to differ.
:niceone: :lol:
Hitcher
28th May 2004, 15:38
Masturbating in a glass house was probably a better option.
In the gargre more likely...
phase
28th May 2004, 19:05
I'll come and do some laps with ya man! I'll come on my Ford Econovan and we can show them holdens what real cars... errrr vehicles really are!
Hook it up! Remember to bring your straight peak cap and Eminem CD.
wkid_one
29th May 2004, 10:15
In the gargre more likely...
Wish I had a gargre - then I could fix the gear stick on my bike and repair the muffler that fell off all by itself.
Wenier
29th May 2004, 11:30
No your completely right JR we havent even managed to go off topic i never thought of it like that.
Your a crack up mate keep it up.
magnum
30th May 2004, 09:57
hello,did the tok drags a few months back and fuck those boy racer cars r slow as,in the 15 second times.there was a new 300kw hsv that couldnt break the 15 seconds.all us bikes were in the low11s to high12s including some hds and buells.boy racers :buggerd: bikers.
NordieBoy
30th May 2004, 21:08
The Nordie is good for 14.1 at the drags.
But I do have anodised purple valve caps.
And blue neon wireing on my dash.
:whistle:
wkid_one
30th May 2004, 21:22
Yeah I went to MereMere once or twice - it is quite funny really.
Lou Girardin
31st May 2004, 20:53
I can't work out your name sk8r boi, are you sure boi isn't meant to be bois?
NC
22nd August 2004, 11:03
Flicking hot rubber is fun :eek:
Mongoose
22nd August 2004, 20:17
Flicking hot rubber is fun :eek:
Depends on the cause :moon:
Skyryder
22nd August 2004, 21:39
I see the boy racers every Friday night. The only raceing they do is to themselves with a handful of Brylcreme. :tugger: :tugger:
Skyryder
marty
22nd August 2004, 22:01
For thoes of you who don't know what I am going on about. There was this time in Morensvile when FF almost made a little shit cry. The little dude was raking it up in his "flash as" integra and FF yelled out "what a piece of shit" (as we were having coffee). He raked it up even harder and went away being real pissed off. He came back a couple of more times doing his "laps" and recieved further insults. Ohh mate, it was priceless. :lol:
Then Andrew our hero, goes up and hoons right past them. For their efforts to catch up, they got a ticket from the cops! :killingme
Me, I just like to show off and show um how its done on the FXR :yes:
was that a short little angry man with a personalised plate in the integra?
Hitcher
23rd August 2004, 10:13
The only raceing they do is to themselves with a handful of Brylcreme.
And to think that that if they all pulled together we could have a white Christmas...
Motoracer
23rd August 2004, 11:00
was that a short little angry man with a personalised plate in the integra?
Hmmmm, too long to remember now but I'd say he was pretty short and I can tell you that the car was dark red or burgundy in colour...
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