Happy birthday America!!

[SARGE]

yup.. its that time again.. the time of year when we celebrate the dawning of a new light in world history..

thats right gentle reader .. its July 4th.. and 230 years ago today.. the American Declaration of Independance (http://www.constitution.org/usdeclar.htm) was signed and adopted.. brings tears to my eye just thinking about it.. the day the Colonists said "Piss Off" to good old King George and the rest of the poms..

since then, we have been protector of the free world.. willing to stick our youth into the middle of the roughest hotspots on the planet ..willing to drop heaps of mooola and manpower into areas ravaged by disaster.. taking shit from the PC brigade worldwide for over 200 years!!!!!

as a representitive of the American People in New Zealand... i would just like to say on behalf of all of us ..


YOU'RE WELCOME!! :first:

[Finn]

Ah fuck. Here we go again....

[kiwifruit]

i would just like to say on behalf of all of us ..


YOU'RE WELCOME!! :first:

Happy birthday & thanks USA

[onearmedbandit]

Ah fuck. Here we go again....

LMFAO. Yes, thanks America. Where would we be without you...

(You can take that statement anyway you want. I'm not pro or anti America in general, some good and some bad. Who cares.)

Thanks for that link too Sarge, first time I've read the Declaration. It would seem at the time they were most righteous in their decision.

[SARGE]

right now ... my friends and family are watching the parades .. the county fairs are setting up..the fireworks are being loaded..beers and corn on the cob are poised and ready for action..

GAME ON!!!



when's WangoTango day again?

[Colapop]

Right now?? Isn't it yesterday over there? HBD America (for tomorrow/today)

[Paul in NZ]

And right now my family is watching your family watching.... ah heck...

here is some fireworks for ya... (warning - long vid)

http://www.break.com/index/ultimate_firework.html

and a classic example of paranoia and racisim from your 'other' thread... except backwards..

http://www.break.com/index/security_test.html

[SARGE]

And right now my family is watching your family watching.... ah heck...

here is some fireworks for ya... (warning - long vid)

http://www.break.com/index/ultimate_firework.html

and a classic example of paranoia and racisim from your 'other' thread... except backwards..

http://www.break.com/index/security_test.html


i worked at WEBN (http://webn.com/main.html) radio in Cincinatti Ohio for a few years .. every summer .. we would go through a million $$ in fireworks..on barges in the Ohio river .. off the bridges..wicked fun and hangovers for a week..

[The_Dover]

Wahey!!!

Let's go invade an oil rich country and massacre some innocent muslim civilians to celebrate!!

[SARGE]

Right now?? Isn't it yesterday over there? HBD America (for tomorrow/today)



its tomorrow over there ( 18 hours (http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/results.html?query=cleveland) behind to the Cleveland/ Cincinatti Ohio..)

[The_Dover]

Is it fuck tomorrow in the states.

They just like to think they are ahead of everyone else.

New Zealand is the first country in the third world to see the sun. (apart from a few poxy little islands)

[SARGE]

Wahey!!!

Let's go invade an oil rich country and massacre some innocent muslim civilians to celebrate!!


the fireworks should cover the gunfire nicely

[eliot-ness]

right now ... my friends and family are watching the parades .. the county fairs are setting up..the fireworks are being loaded..beers and corn on the cob are poised and ready for action..

They must be keen Sarge, especially if they live in the Eastern States. Arizona, Colorado etc are about 17 hrs behind us so it's still the 3rd of July by my reckoning.

Edit You beat me to it Dover

[SARGE]

They must be keen Sarge, especially if they live in the Eastern States. Arizona, Colorado etc are about 17 hrs behind us so it's still the 3rd of July by my reckoning.


the whole weekend is a binge-drinking festival.. even better when the weekend starts on Tuesday..

[Finn]

i worked at WEBN (http://webn.com/main.html) radio in Cincinatti Ohio for a few years .. every summer .. we would go through a million $$ in fireworks..on barges in the Ohio river .. off the bridges..wicked fun and hangovers for a week..

Come on Sarge, we know the radio station was WKRP. You're Less Nesman! I thought you looked at me funny when I walked into your "office"

[onearmedbandit]

Bwahahahahahahaha! Finn bet me to it, couldn't think of the name of the show.

[SARGE]

Come on Sarge, we know the radio station was WKRP. You're Less Nesman! I thought you looked at me funny when I walked into your "office"


cmon Finn.. how could you tell from under the desk?

this is what i was always accused of...

[onearmedbandit]

The war injury, that's how.

[Big Dave]

since then, we have been protector of the free world..

As you know - I favour much that is American but There is the perfect example of why people get a bit peeved with Yanks sarge and seeing you volunteer as representative - you are ONE of the protectors of the free world - as is Australia, Great Britain, New Zealand, New Guinea and every other country that has laid down it's youth in the cause of right and frequently in ALLIANCE with the US - but you guys are so patriotic and wrapped up in Old Glory that you hardly recognise it.

It comes across as you are the only ones.

Apart from that you are only 1-1-1 in major league starts in the last 50 years anyway.

Representative hat off:

Have a good day, my friend.

dc

[Finn]

Baby, if you've ever wondered
Wondered whatever became of me
I'm slaving on the floor in Coleman’s K Road, Colemans, next door to R&R Sports.
Got kind of tired packing and unpacking
My arse is really sore right down to the bone
Maybe me and Dove were never meant to be
But baby think of me once in awhile.
I'm down at Coleman’s there’s a sale on soon

[Motu]

.. the day the Colonists said "Piss Off" to good old King George and the rest of the poms..
:

But still cling to good old Mother England and her system of weights and measures,a nice comfortable security blanket.And it was a quaint touch to use a British drinking song for the National Anthem.

Happy Birthday - have you seen the flags on the Bridge?

[SARGE]

But still cling to good old Mother England and her system of weights and measures,a nice comfortable security blanket.And it was a quaint touch to use a British drinking song for the National Anthem.

Happy Birthday - have you seen the flags on the Bridge?


hell man... only songs we know are drinking songs...

no i havnt Motu.. i'll have a drive by tonight .. thanks ..



As you know - I favour much that is American but There is the perfect example of why people get a bit peeved with Yanks sarge and seeing you volunteer as representative - you are ONE of the protectors of the free world - as is Australia, Great Britain, New Zealand, New Guinea and every other country that has laid down it's youth in the cause of right and frequently in ALLIANCE with the US - but you guys are so patriotic and wrapped up in Old Glory that you hardly recognise it.

It comes across as you are the only ones.



here fishy fishy fishy

[Big Dave]

hell man... only songs we know are drinking songs...

no i havnt Motu.. i'll have a drive by tonight .. thanks ..





here fishy fishy fishy


Ha - If I really took the bait I would have talked like I was standing next to you:
'Fuck you yanks are wankers, sarge.'

I was trying to make intelligek...intellger...smart conversation with the thrust and parry of vigorous yet polite debate.

[chris]

its July 4th.. and 230 years ago today.. the American Declaration of Independance[/URL] was signed and adopted.the day the Colonists said "Piss Off" to good old King George and the rest of the poms.
After signing the declaration of independance, didn't they spend a lot of time working out a way to stay British ?

[SARGE]

After signing the declaration of independance, didn't they spend a lot of time working out a way to stay British ?


yea Chris.. youre right..we collected thier Red coats and they gave us a whole lotta muskets.. fired once.. dropped once... but good shape overall..

[Finn]

Meanwhile, on a tiny island in the south pacific we're still confused about who the fuck we are. We don't have a constitution, all we have is a load of shit written on a snot rag.

Ugga booga!

[Storm]

Happy birthday to y'all. So when will you be sober again-2 days ? 3? Next week sometime? :D

[Ixion]

So wheza cake , den? An da free beer ? Ur bday u godda treat, right?

[SARGE]

Meanwhile, on a tiny island in the south pacific we're still confused about who the fuck we are. We don't have a constitution, all we have is a load of shit written on a snot rag.

Ugga booga!


America...
America...
America, FUCK YEAH!
Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah,
America, FUCK YEAH!
Freedom is the only way yeah,
Terrorist your game is through cause now you have to answer too,
America, FUCK YEAH!
So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,
America, FUCK YEAH!
What you going to do when we come for you now,
it’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow

FUCK YEAH!

McDonalds, FUCK YEAH!
Wal-Mart, FUCK YEAH!
The Gap, FUCK YEAH!
Baseball, FUCK YEAH!
NFL, FUCK, YEAH!
Rock and roll, FUCK YEAH!
The Internet, FUCK YEAH!
Slavery, FUCK YEAH!

FUCK YEAH!

Starbucks, FUCK YEAH!
Disney world, FUCK YEAH!
Porno, FUCK YEAH!
Valium, FUCK YEAH!
Reeboks, FUCK YEAH!
Fake Tits, FUCK YEAH!
Sushi, FUCK YEAH!
Taco Bell, FUCK YEAH!
Rodeos, FUCK YEAH!
Bed bath and beyond (Fuck yeah, Fuck yeah)

Liberty, FUCK YEAH!
White Slips, FUCK YEAH!
The Alamo, FUCK YEAH!
Band-aids, FUCK YEAH!
Las Vegas, FUCK YEAH!
Christmas, FUCK YEAH!
Immigrants, FUCK YEAH!
Popeye, FUCK YEAH!
Demarcates, FUCK YEAH!
Republicans (republicans)
(fuck yeah, fuck yeah)
Sportsmanship
Books



So wheza cake , den? An da free beer ? Ur bday u godda treat, right?


see?.. y'all got that backw

[Swoop]

NZ could take a leaf out of the patriotism book here...
The US is covered with flags from the west coast to the east coast, and celebrations abound.
What does NZ do on waitangi day? Cut down a flagpole occasionally, throw eggs, and insult the prime minister...

Oh F*uc, I like the last one...

[SARGE]

What does NZ do on waitangi day? Cut down a flagpole occasionally, throw eggs, and insult the prime minister...
.


WangoTango Day??... Ted Nugents Birthday is celebrated here???



:rockon: :rockon: :rockon:

[jimbo600]

Well if only I could be as happy as you septics on July 4th Sarge, however July 4th was the worst day of my life, for it was the day of my wedding.!

[Finn]

Well if only I could be as happy as you septics on July 4th Sarge, however July 4th was the worst day of my life, for it was the day of my wedding.!

Ah yes, Noindependence Day. Nasty.

[MidnightMike]

NZ could take a leaf out of the patriotism book here...
The US is covered with flags from the west coast to the east coast, and celebrations abound.
What does NZ do on waitangi day? Cut down a flagpole occasionally, throw eggs, and insult the prime minister...

Oh F*uc, I like the last one...

Not to mention those fucks calling shooting the flag with a shotgun and lighting it on fire tradition. What a load of shit. :nono:

[BeakerRAT]

Well if only I could be as happy as you septics on July 4th Sarge, however July 4th was the worst day of my life, for it was the day of my wedding.!

BUGGER! We all know it's a trap but we still fall for it. ???

[Lou Girardin]

Yeah, yeah, happy birthday Amurika, the necks red glare, hail to the chimp and all that.
I wonder if they're celebrating in Iraq or Gaza right now?
At least they don't have to buy fireworks over there.

[jimbo600]

Well got it sorted though as that was back in 1996 in UK. Told the ol' girl I was popping out to get a paper and buggered off to NZ.

[SARGE]

Yeah, yeah, happy birthday Amurika, the necks red glare, hail to the chimp and all that.
I wonder if they're celebrating in Iraq or Gaza right now?
At least they don't have to buy fireworks over there.



always count on you Lou :first:

i know they are havin a big BBQ in Iraq right now .. military tradition.. always celebrate the holidays and think about those at home..

[onearmedbandit]

How the fuck did 'Sushi' get into that 'America, fuck yeah' song??

[MidnightMike]

20 bucks says that you guys cant get to 250 years without causing a world war. :nya:

[SARGE]

20 bucks says that you guys cant get to 250 years without causing a world war. :nya:


hell... youre in the middle of one Sherlock...


youve already missed 2

[Sniper]

Dont worry SARGE, the problem is the those of the commonwealth who know they wouldnt be able to do that many great things in 250 years because of the ,"Dont do it, stop, I wont start it, stop it, stop picking on me...... Fine, Im going to get you. America, can we have a hand?"

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA!!!

[eliot-ness]

. the day the Colonists said "Piss Off" to good old King George and the rest of the poms..

The vast majority of the colonists, your ancestors possibly, were Poms George the 3rd was German.
Didn't France fight on the side of the colonists?

[Mr. Peanut]

Ha - If I really took the bait I would have talked like I was standing next to you:
'Fuck you yanks are wankers, sarge.'

I was trying to make intelligek...intellger...smart conversation with the thrust and parry of vigorous yet polite debate.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Big Dave again. :lol:

[Ixion]

The vast majority of the colonists, your ancestors possibly, were Poms George the 3rd was German.
Didn't France fight on the side of the colonists?
Yep. I'm sure Sarge is happy to remember that the USA owes its independance to the fighting abilities of the French.

[Madness]

Happy birfday America and God bless New Zealand. We're all screwed :yes:

[Waylander]

Yep. I'm sure Sarge is happy to remember that the USA owes its independance to the fighting abilities of the French.
Uh.. they only helped out after we had all but won. Had old grey-wig whats-it holed up in his command post on the coast and only then did the french come in and bombard it with thier ships.

Don't know about you Sarge but I don't plan to sobor up till sometime next week...

[Hitcher]

I pledge my new jeans to the flag of the United States of America
And to the republic for widget stands
One nation, under guard
Invisible with liberty and justice for all.

[_Gina_]

FUCK YEAH!!!!

go team america!

[Street Gerbil]

yup.. its that time again..
Well, Uncle Sam did a fair share of screwups over the years, but.... what's the heck, happy birthday anyway!

[Street Gerbil]

July 4th was the worst day of my life, for it was the day of my wedding.!
Too true. My ex's birthday.

[Quasievil]

yay america .......whoop whoop

[SARGE]

Uh.. they only helped out after we had all but won. Had old grey-wig whats-it holed up in his command post on the coast and only then did the french come in and bombard it with thier ships.

Don't know about you Sarge but I don't plan to sobor up till sometime next week...


yea man... i got the CocaCola 600 on tape..got a big box of Budweiser..pack of Marlboro and a can of squeeze cheeze and Ritz crackers ..


Gawd Bless America..

y'all give us a shout when you get in the shit..happy to lend a hand


Yep. I'm sure Sarge is happy to remember that the USA owes its independance to the fighting abilities of the French.


yea well Ixion.. every army need Cannon Fodder

gawd bless the Frogs


oooooo... lookie .. Jack Daniels Tennesee Whiskey

[Big Dave]

oooooo... lookie .. Jack Daniels Tennesee Whiskey


NOW you are talking. I'll join you - chairs!

[SARGE]

NOW you are talking. I'll join you - chairs!


catch up man..

(i'd give a blue million for a bottle of Old Grand Dad..)

[Swoop]

...the fighting abilities of the French.
:gob: :gob: :gob: :gob: :gob:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:drinkup:

[slowpoke]

Meanwhile, on a tiny island in the south pacific we're still confused about who the fuck we are. We don't have a constitution, all we have is a load of shit written on a snot rag.

Ugga booga!

So you'd rather be the United States of New Zealand??? FUCK THAT!!!!

A healthy dose of skepticism along with a sprinkling of disrespect for authority will do me just fine thanks very much.....

[slowpoke]

y'all give us a shout when you get in the shit..happy to lend a hand




If/when we get in the shit I've got a sneaky feeling it will be your "helping" hand that got us there..........

[Sniper]

If/when we get in the shit I've got a sneaky feeling it will be your "helping" hand that got us there..........

So we blame America when a terrorist blows up the Beehive? Or do we celebrate until they blow up a cancer foundation building filled with homeless, cripple and clowns and then blame America?

Remember, they werent the one who trained someone to fly aeroplanes into building.... :nya:

[Jamezo]

Yay!!!1

Yesterday, I went to a mall and laughed at an English person in celebration (they were also fat)

btw, thx for the last 60 years of imperial terrorism!

[Lou Girardin]

Remember, they werent the one who trained someone to fly aeroplanes into building.... :nya:

No. But they did create the situation that led to it.

[Sniper]

No. But they did create the situation that led to it.

If you call trying to help out a country a legitimate reason to fly planes into buildings, no wonder the worlds is in such a shambles.

Enough of the bickering, lets enjoy America's birthday

[Lou Girardin]

Sure, they helped the Jews. But the Palestinians were kind of ill-treated in the process. They don't forget either.

[SARGE]

If/when we get in the shit I've got a sneaky feeling it will be your "helping" hand that got us there..........


like i said .. always glad to help..

[jimbo600]

No. But they did create the situation that led to it.

Thats BS mate, they've (ME extremists) have had it in for the West since the end of the Ottoman empire, and they want Islam to be like it was back then. They honestly believe that the Christian crusade is still going on. The US has just put itself in the firing line by its foreign policy. If the US wasn't a target some other Western country would be.

Make the world Islam is their motto and they will never let up until they're dead, or the world is Islam

[SARGE]

Thats BS mate, they've (ME extremists) have had it in for the West since the end of the Ottoman empire, and they want Islam to be like it was back then. They honestly believe that the Christian crusade is still going on. The US has just put itself in the firing line by its foreign policy. If the US wasn't a target some other Western country would be.

Make the world Islam is their motto and they will never let up until they're dead, or the world is Islam


THANK -FUCKING-GOD SOMEONE FINALLY GETS IT!!!!

[SARGE]

oh.. yea.. by the way..

Pyongyang to Los Angeles - 9552 KM

Pyongyang to Auckland NZ - 9809 km

apparently the Taepodong-2 missile has range to the West Coast of the US..(Los Angeles)...hmmm... only 257 km difference...


...........and the rockets red GLARRRRRRRE.....

[jimbo600]

oh.. yea.. by the way..

Pyongyang to Los Angeles - 9552 KM

Pyongyang to Auckland NZ - 9809 km

apparently the Taepodong-2 missile has range to the West Coast of the US..(Los Angeles)...hmmm... only 257 km difference...


...........and the rockets red GLARRRRRRRE.....

No worries our strike force will intercept them.

Oh thats right we don't have one.

Don't suppose good ol' Uncle Sam can spare a missile defence system or two mate?

[The_Dover]

I don't think they'd target Auckland.

They'd kill too many Koreans.

[SARGE]

No worries our strike force will intercept them.

Oh thats right we don't have one.

Don't suppose good ol' Uncle Sam can spare a missile defence system or two mate?


we'd be happy to man.. we just need to get it past the stinkin hippies and tree hugger fags

[jimbo600]

we'd be happy to man.. we just need to get it past the stinkin hippies and tree hugger fags

Best I get busy wacking them with lead poisoning then.

[Jamezo]

we'd be happy to man.. we just need to get it past the stinkin hippies and tree hugger fags

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I see you're still claiming to represent the unified view of Islam. What's the salary like?

[The_Dover]

Holy shit.

Is that SPORK?

[Jamezo]

No, just Sniper in a candid moment.

[Ixion]

Thats BS mate, they've (ME extremists) have had it in for the West since the end of the Ottoman empire, and they want Islam to be like it was back then. They honestly believe that the Christian crusade is still going on. The US has just put itself in the firing line by its foreign policy. If the US wasn't a target some other Western country would be.

Make the world Islam is their motto and they will never let up until they're dead, or the world is Islam


Um. End of the Ottoman Empire was 1923. Not that long ago, within living memory. And it was overthrown by Kemal Ataturk - ie the Moslems overthrew the Empire themselves. No Western involvement at all.

And the sucessor state to the Ottoman Empire? Turkey, a NATO member , and US ally. Are you arguing that Turkey is embarked on a war with the USA? Cos I think it might be news both to the Turks and to the USA.

[Sniper]

No, just Sniper in a candid moment.
<img src=http://www.xsltblog.com/archives/fuck-you-002.jpg></img src>

Fuck you dickhead. I told you not to photoshop me anymore you sick pervert. Why do you have this fasination with me.


Actually it is Spork, you managed to put my head on his body. Was that one of your special nights?

[SARGE]

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I see you're still claiming to represent the unified view of Islam. What's the salary like?



WTF???..

dude .. switch to Diet "P"..the full strength shit is fucking you up

scroll back and re-read the thread Einstien

[jimbo600]

Um. End of the Ottoman Empire was 1923. Not that long ago, within living memory. And it was overthrown by Kemal Ataturk - ie the Moslems overthrew the Empire themselves. No Western involvement at all.

And the sucessor state to the Ottoman Empire? Turkey, a NATO member , and US ally. Are you arguing that Turkey is embarked on a war with the USA? Cos I think it might be news both to the Turks and to the USA.

In the 16th and 17th centuries, the Ottoman Empire was among the world's most powerful political entities, with the powers of eastern Europe constantly threatened by its steady advance through the Balkans and the southern part of the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth. Its navy was also a powerful force in the Mediterranean. On several occasions, the Ottoman army invaded central Europe, laying siege to Vienna in 1529 and again in 1683 in an attempt to conquer the Habsburg domain, and was finally repulsed only by great coalitions of European powers at sea and on land. It was the only non-European power to seriously challenge the rising power of the West between the 15th and 20th centuries, eventually becoming an integral part of European balance of power politics, hence blurring the distinctions.
The dissolution of the empire was a direct consequence of World War I, when the Allied Powers defeated the Central Powers in Europe as well as the Ottoman forces in the Middle Eastern theatre. At the end of the war, the Ottoman government collapsed and the empire was conquered and divided among the victorious powers. Subsequent years saw the declaration of new states from the remnants of the Ottoman Empire. Republic of Turkey, which established in central lands of Empire included Ottoman Dynasty in 150 personae non gratae of Turkey. In 1974, after 50 years, the Grand National Assembly of Turkey granted the right to re-acquire Turkish citizenship to the family descendants, which completed by the head of the family, Ertu?rul Osman V, in 2004.

So no the muslims did not overthrow the empire themselves, Allied forces did during the 1st WW and they (extremists) hate us for it.

[Waylander]

yea man... i got the CocaCola 600 on tape..got a big box of Budweiser..pack of Marlboro and a can of squeeze cheeze and Ritz crackers ..


Gawd Bless America..

y'all give us a shout when you get in the shit..happy to lend a hand




yea well Ixion.. every army need Cannon Fodder

gawd bless the Frogs


oooooo... lookie .. Jack Daniels Tennesee Whiskey
Dammit!! Knew there was a reason I wanted to be in auckland this week....

Jamezo... get a fricken life. Or better yet go live in russia or china since you're so facinated by everything comunist.:nya:

[jazbug5]

Or better yet go live in russia or china since you're so facinated by everything comunist.:nya:

Er...

actually, I just deleted what I was going to say. Can someone a little more eloquent fill our young Waylander in..?

Thanks.

[The_Dover]

Ok,

Russia is no longer communist you illiterate ass monkey.

[Lou Girardin]

Thats BS mate, they've (ME extremists) have had it in for the West since the end of the Ottoman empire,

Do you know why?
Read some history of the middle east. Pay particular attention to the massacre of 1.5 million Armenians by the Turks in 1915. A massacre that the US will not acknowledge for fear of upsetting the Turks. The Allies broken promises to the Arabs in 1917 after they helped defeat the Turks.. The Israeli massacres of Palestinians in 1948 and 1967. The Chattila and Sabra refugee camp massacres by Christian Phalange forces supported by Israel and ignored by the US. The Israeli shelling of the Quada refugee camp. The slaughter of the Kurds and Shia muslims by Saddams forces while the US stood back and did nothing. (Correction, they did something, they supplied the choppers Saddam used.)
And on and on it goes.
It all adds up to bit more than 2,900 dead Yanks.
Even Kiwis would be extremists if they'd been treated like that.

[The_Dover]

Are you a Roman Catholic Lou?

You don't seem to like our foreskinless friends too much?

[Lou Girardin]

Are you a Roman Catholic Lou?

You don't seem to like our foreskinless friends too much?

I used to,then I learnt more about the things they've done. You're never too old to learn and change your mind.

[The_Dover]

I don't think I'll ever change my lifestyle choice...........

My mind is firmly made up.

[SARGE]

Do you know why?
Read some history of the middle east. Pay particular attention to the massacre of 1.5 million Armenians by the Turks in 1915. A massacre that the US will not acknowledge for fear of upsetting the Turks. The Allies broken promises to the Arabs in 1917 after they helped defeat the Turks.. The Israeli massacres of Palestinians in 1948 and 1967. The Chattila and Sabra refugee camp massacres by Christian Phalange forces supported by Israel and ignored by the US. The Israeli shelling of the Quada refugee camp. The slaughter of the Kurds and Shia muslims by Saddams forces while the US stood back and did nothing. (Correction, they did something, they supplied the choppers Saddam used.)
And on and on it goes.
It all adds up to bit more than 2,900 dead Yanks.
Even Kiwis would be extremists if they'd been treated like that.



yea.. and those fucking Yank bastards are picking on those poor defenseless North Koreans now..

death to america :whocares:

[Sniper]

Damn sure the Koreans started that too.....

[SARGE]

Damn sure the Koreans started that too.....


hey piss off you warmonger... the US just wants Korea's KimChee

its all Bush's fault

[Sniper]

hey piss off you warmonger... the US just wants Korea's KimChee

its all Bush's fault
EDITED
Its now Japans fault. They are upset a missile from a third world country got too close? There should be a war now. Im not a war monger, Im a fool, ask Zed, he told me..

I wonder if our resident Atheist can help calm things by helping others believe that its the other sides Gods fault?

EDIT: Dont forget its also Bushes fault that maybe at some time they recieved aid and training from th USA

[slowpoke]

They honestly believe that the Christian crusade is still going on.

IT IS!!!!
Or have you not listened to the God bothering shite spruiked by the mad cowboy? Sometimes I swear if the camera would just pan down you'd see George Dubya sitting on a clergyman's knee. The clergyman would have his hand up George's ass and would be moving his lips like a bad ventriloquist......

[slowpoke]

the US just wants Korea's KimChee



Hahaha, forget the frikkin' missiles......the world should be scared of kimchee....that's some seriously scary shit!!

[jazbug5]

You heard it here first... (http://www.danalyons.com/lyrics/lyrics_for_public/lubricate.html)

[Waylander]

Ok,

Russia is no longer communist you illiterate ass monkey.

Fine then some other commy country I really don't give a shit.

[jazbug5]

Waylander, American Ambassador to New Zealand displays his cultural sensitivity and knowlege of international affairs once again...

so when are they transferring you to the Embassy in Iraq?

[DougB]

The worst effect on us of American independence from England was that the Brits could no longer sent their criminals to America as convicts as they had been doing for many years.
They had to send their bad guys and gals to Australia, so we have two countries founded by crims.

Nuff said!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Waylander]

Waylander, American Ambassador to New Zealand displays his cultural sensitivity and knowlege of international affairs once again...

so when are they transferring you to the Embassy in Iraq?

Hey cool when do I recieve my first paycheck? I know exactly where I'll spend it.

[Swoop]

I don't think they'd target Auckland.

They'd kill too many Koreans.
They would kill South Koreans.

Where are the missiles?? NORTH Korea.
The northern gimp wouldn't give a toss about bowling over some south Koreans, them neighbours aint all that friendly...

[jazbug5]

Hey cool when do I recieve my first paycheck? I know exactly where I'll spend it.

On a bullet proof vest and body guards, if you have any sense!

[Indiana_Jones]

USA! USA! USA!

I have to go to my U.S. Visa interview soon, $170 w00t

-Indy

[scumdog]

Yee-haww!!
Flew my Stars'n'Stripes from the Chez Scumdog flagpole all day!!

[Winston001]

It is well known that July 4th is a National Day of Mourning for the USA. This is the day they dropped out of the British Empire, thus prematurely ending their connection with the Commonwealth and more importantly, Princess Di.

Thus the poor Americans don't have any royalty or knighthoods, so they are reduced to fawning over ersatz royalty such as talk-show hosts and bimbo actresses.

Sad really. My heart goes out to you Sarge for all that might have been. :blip:

[Ixion]

Yee-haww!!
Flew my Stars'n'Stripes from the Chez Scumdog flagpole all day!!

Star'n'Stripes. Ought that not to have been the Stars'n'Bars? Wod r y' sum gawd-darned Yankee?

[SARGE]

It is well known that July 4th is a National Day of Mourning for the USA. This is the day they dropped out of the British Empire, thus prematurely ending their connection with the Commonwealth and more importantly, Princess Di.

Thus the poor Americans don't have any royalty or knighthoods, so they are reduced to fawning over ersatz royalty such as talk-show hosts and bimbo actresses.

Sad really. My heart goes out to you Sarge for all that might have been. :blip:


yea .. and we dont have Bangers and Mash or Spotted Dick or Blood Pudding either

[The_Dover]

They would kill South Koreans.

Where are the missiles?? NORTH Korea.
The northern gimp wouldn't give a toss about bowling over some south Koreans, them neighbours aint all that friendly...

Meh, slanty eyes, black hair, eat dogs.

Mind you, they'd probably get more South Koreans if they hit Auckland than they would if they hit Seoul. It was full of septics when I was there, until some big black military policeman came around all the bars and nightsticked them back to barracks.

That was funny.

[eliot-ness]

yea .. and we dont have Bangers and Mash or Spotted Dick or Blood Pudding either

Nope.... just Grits n' blackeyed peas

[SARGE]

Nope.... just Grits n' blackeyed peas


damn right we do..

[scumdog]

Star'n'Stripes. Ought that not to have been the Stars'n'Bars? Wod r y' sum gawd-darned Yankee?

Hell yeah! But I was trying to be supportive to Sarge.

Off on a coon hunt in mah pickup truck with a passle of coon-hounds and mah trust-ahy Winchestah thutty-thutty and some rightious good ole boys fer company!

[Winston001]

yea .. and we dont have Bangers and Mash or Spotted Dick or........

How'd you know about that?? It's supposed to be private. The doctor said he'd never tell anyone........



Sob



But I think the lotion is working. Everythings turning a nice shade of black and the spots are nearly gone...............

[Waylander]

On a bullet proof vest and body guards, if you have any sense!
Why bother? I'de rather live a short exciting life than a long boring one.

[Finn]

Why bother? I'de rather live a short exciting life than a long boring one.

How old are you?

[Waylander]

old enough to know better still to damn young to care.

[Lou Girardin]

Why bother? I'de rather live a short exciting life than a long boring one.

Easy for a youngster to say. You 'll change.

[Quasievil]

Me starting to smell pointless drivel, what ya'll say ??

[Lou Girardin]

Me starting to smell pointless drivel, what ya'll say ??

I say, go and have a lie down till it passes.

[The_Dover]

Me starting to smell pointless drivel, what ya'll say ??

Did you wipe properly?

I also had an issue with klingons this morning, but not in a trekkie sense.

[SARGE]

Did you wipe properly?

I also had an issue with klingons this morning, but not in a trekkie sense.


didja wake up with those Dungeons & Dragons players again ?


you need to stay out of those comic book shops and get a life..